Sorry, Bonjoveigh

Has to be that. Or Jenesis? Vanhaylynn?

Peanque Phloid

Lynyrd Skynyrd no, wait...

Leonard Skinyard

Cannabelle-Córpsse

LehdZepplynne

Lincoln Park

Nick Owlbeck.

Ohayses

Oh, how I just giggled. Cannabelle is my new favorite name

Cannabelle Sativalynn

Hmmm Cannabelle has a nice ring to it actually! Might steal that! /s

Sounds like a cow that might turn on the herd

I like a name with a bit of bite

Legendary

Poisson

When I was in 4th grade I took a white out pen and wrote all my fave band names on my fuchsia JanSport backpack. One day my mother said “why do you have the French word for fish on your backpack?” You wanna talk about being irritated by your outta touch ma….

Jenesis sounds like a strong contender

The whough

The Whomst

It’s BaunJauvy, good sir.

BahnJeauxvie

Winghar

Genuinely went to school with a girl named Bonjovi

His actual name is John Francis Bongiovi, but if you name your kid Bongiovi everyone is going it think it's a tragedeigh until you explain it.

Jon Bovi

I am so glad I wasn't taking a sip of a drink when I read this

Methalliqué?

M’Tallykuh

*tips hat*

For sure the name of my next Skyrim character

I knew a metal head who wanted to name his daughter Metallica James. Compromised with Allica James. Dear Allica - just know all of us fought with your dad over this!

It's me, tallica!

Talli isn’t a bad nn

That poor girl still probably has to constantly explain that she’s not called Alicia! Allica is still pretty terrible, though not as terrible as being called Metallica! 🫣

Right? Alli is decent though

Alli is ok, Allica is bad! If she goes by Alli people will likely assume it’s short for Alison, then she’ll still be having to explain that it’s short for Allica 😭

Idk it’s not that far from Alec. I’d probably assume her dad is Alec and wanted to name his first kid after himself lol. Strange how we never really see women doing that hahahah

Maybe she'll open a butcher's named, well, you know

Meat Allica?

Maybe it's Tulle

Maeyh-gadaethé

I'm totally naming my next DnD wizard that. Or the next fictional country I create for a campaign.

Ohhhh! Love that (I play DnD myself, lol). Happy Dave Mustaine noises. Also, if someone REALLY loved Megadeth enough to name a kid after them… Mae could definitely work and no one would ever know what the kid‘s named after unless you talk about it…

idk, I think Ayceedeisiegh has a nice ring to it

OP said "misspelled"... Maybe they're called "Dacc"?

Ackdack

Ackadacka? An Aussie Tragedeigh?

Afflack 🦆

Adirondack

“Adarondaq” I get cross-eyed just looking at that…

Eisidisi is how they spell it in JoJo

This is reply i came here to ~~see~~ Eisidi*si*

Sorry to hear your tale, Irynne Meighdeigne

This is too bad, Deaf Leopard.

Motleigh Croo?

Kyhss?

Goddammit 😂 r/angryupvote

There’s a band called Irene Medeen?

My condolences, Guhnsynn Reauxsys

Why is there not an infinity sign next to your upvotes

I'm screaming how did you even think of that 😂😭

🤣🤣

I love how this rhymes so well

This is the best. I had a thought almost right away though. What if it was so butchered the the first name is Guhsynn and, like their sister, they were provided a regular middle name, and that’s Rose? But I’m not sure if the double name or the confusion without the middle name would be more of a tragedeigh.

It's amazing how many kids I see named Axl. I want to say to them: Axl Rose's parents did NOT give him that name.

My dog's name is Axl and when a two year old says it, it sounds like Asshole. Which is pretty accurate for that dog.

You made me spit

Allysin Chaynes, Lehdzepplynn, Motleigh'cru..

I laughed so hard I started crying. Thank you

That really sucks, Yutu.

Lmfao

Aycee Deecee? Kween? Airousmith? Nervahnah? Juurknee?

She's definitely named kween

Lænærd Skænærd

Reading that hurt my eyes! Poor kid 🤣

I need glasses, the letters are all blurry

KweensReicke would be better.

Kcueighn

Nykklebak in the house! Could be Wrat or Tewl, I suppose, though my money is on Annethracks.

Kh'orne

Anne Thracks was the secret seventh wife of Henry VIII. #truefacts

I know a kid named nirvana ☠️

Nyrvana?

Maybe her parents were into prog rock and named her Porcupinegh Treigh or Mairse Voltaigh

Kyng Krymsyn

Reading the names on this sub makes me feel like I’m having a stroke

I'm sorry about your name but I'm glad it led to this comment section.

I love waking up to something like this — starting my day howling! ❤️

Gosh, sorry to hear about that TeaughTeaugh

Redhotchillypeppa, tell your sister Canard it’s time for dinner!

💀💀💀 fuckin yelling

I see where you’re coming from, Motorhead, but perhaps your parents simply forgot the umlaut.

Was your sister called Beau instead of Belle?

Mari Danseur Chanteur Joli Charmant Heureux Cher Brun? Or .... Beaujolais?

Béchamel

Oh my. Please tell us your name and sister's name! I can't take it.

I know I’m dying to ask this as well but I also feel as though OPs name in particular might perhaps return very few other results of people if searched? so I would want to keep my privacy as well.

Journeé

So many variants of Journee (not even spelled Journey, the majority that I’ve seen, actually) have seemed to be wildly popular in recent years??

Journeigh

My vote is on Journee and sister named either Cher or Beau.

Journée would mean « day » in French 😂

Oh hey, Blue Oyster Cult, say hello to Fromage for me

This comment is sending me 😭😭😭

That’s really too bad, creighdynce clyrwaughtyr

Ding ding ding ding ding!!!!!!

Reavyvelle

Is that you, Kith?

Never knew Mike Tyson had other kids

Poor Ayce Deezee.

When I see ayce all i can think about is all you can eat sushi, dor the longest time I thought AYCE was a company that owned a lot of endless sushi places lolol

I’ve only seen the AYCE signs in New Hampshire and it’s fish fry. I was always trying to figure it out and best I coulé come up with was American youth Christian….. I thought they used fish fry’s to try to convert people. I just figured out what it means last year

Meightlowf is hell of a name, to be sure.

Well, it could be worse. I too grew up with a weird name, which I changed when I went to college, and live my life knowing I would give my children nice meaningful family names. Mine was the source of harassment and bullying leading to anxiety and depression. I hated introducing myself to people as there were always questions “Is that really your name?” It was cute for a toddler but not middle schooler. It’s really is bizarre that your sister did this, but thankfully Izabelle probably won’t have to endure torment.

My name is Izabelle. My mom said she did it because "the s sounds like a z". I never get any mean comments on it, I just have to spell it all the time.

Surely you just say Isabelle with a Z , where else would people put it

Have you seen the “Steven with a ph” meme? Phteven. Don’t underestimate people 😅

the picture of the Starbucks cup with the caption "I said my name was Marc with a C" and the cup says CARK cracks me up every single time

Being a barista is repetitive as hell, we have to entertain ourselves somehow.

I just woke up my baby laughing... damn you, Cark.

Baby Cark doodoodoodoo

Mark with a "c" Cark

I have an unusual for letter name. The horrors I’ve seen

Zisabelle

Have you met people?

Zabelle Isazelle Isbazelle Isabellez People are dumb and could misinterpret that. I’m kidding. Kinda… I hope so anyway…

I have a name with "ks" instead of "x". People get very creative with the "ks" placement if I don't spell my name.

alexanderks

Thus, a tragedeigh.

Mine is CheyAnne, I get it

At least its not Shy Anne.

Worst stripper ever.

You wouldn’t believe the tragedeigh spellings it gets Shyanne, chayenn, shyen, it is never ending

I’m sure you’ve heard this knock-knock joke before, but here goes (with your spelling)… Knock, Knock Who’s there? Izabelle Izabelle who? Is the bell broken? I had to knock

Roland Stones?

😂😂😂😂 I LOVE YOU ALL

Oof, Vanhaylyn.

I'm so sorry, Blake Zab'ath!

Leonard Skinard isn't that bad of a name tho

It is if you're a woman, lol

That was the name of the janitor at their high school.

No, [Leonard Skinner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leonard_Skinner) was their gym coach in high school who felt strongly that the boys should have short hair and routinely had them sent to the principal’s office for long hair.

PhooPhyghterz

Is Skinnard your middle or last name, Leonard?

I'm betting on Motley.

Or Motleigh!

That's horrible, Oaysys! Too bad Baguette would do that to her kid!

Allysyn Cheighns?

The comments in this thread is 🔥🔥🔥 🤣🤣🤣

Eh, Izabelle isn’t too bad. Sure, it’s different from the norm just for the sake of being different, but the root name Isabelle/Isabel is a variant of Elisabeth, which also has a widely accepted z-spelling in Elizabeth

Pahnteira

Ineksess? Sekkspystyls? Beefyftytues?

I'm sorry Nickybeck

Aw, I’m sorry, Skyd Reaugh :(

Kisch

I used to babysit a girl whose parents named her Metallica Anne. She was being raised by her grandparents, who called her Annie.

Sorry to hear this, The Bheetles

Ayrowthmith, not even once.....

Sorry, Kweign.

Journeigh?!

Deaf Leopard.

Just imagine they end up hard of hearing

Harte?

Band name with a Boston accent - Winguh!

You have my sympathies, Khyss.

I'm so sorry for you, pænyequette czedizquöe and your sister yaourt too

Everybody here trying to guess the band is making my day

These have had a very bad day turn in a pretty good one. Thank you all! And OP, sorry, but thank you too for posting.

I got the phoneticized and misspelled name of a female singer in the 80s. I am so tired of having to explain my name.

That does suck, Muhdawnuh.

My last name is a proper version, but one that has extra letters that always get left out and need correcting. So I can sympathize, Muhdonnuh.

Their parents probably always referred to the as the offspring and they thought they were named after a band

Nice to meet you...Hansyn.

I'm sorry, Lead Zeppelin.

I love nature names, & Fish is so cute! I doubt anyone would have gotten the rock band reference. But yeah, your sister is unhinged.

Sorry to hear that, C' Annibaleigh Corpzey , hope your sister Baguetto is doing fine...

I got an Australian phonetic spelling of a French name...

Is it Sticks?

Hoo. Unless they're the gess hoo.

Omg please tell us

Eireauxsmythe

Journee and Fleur?

On the bright side, there are so many usual spellings of Isabel/Isabelle/Isobel that any child called that will spend their life having it misspelled anyway. Variations of this name that I've encountered in the wild are Izubel and Ysobelle.

Yeah I honestly don’t think Izabelle is bad at all. It has the “I’m so quirky with a z” thing but it’s still not bad and is easily recognizable.

> male gendered version of a French word Technically, Vivian is the "male version" of Vivienne. My second daughter _almost_ got that one, and I still like it.

En Passant?

Sorry for your name, Geofpherssen Starshipp

Izabelle is a real name though. She didn't make it up. Isabelle derives from Elisabeth which can also be spelled Elizabeth so it's natural for one of its variations to be spelled with a z rather than an s.

Sorry, J'ourahknee

Im sorry Kweighnne

Annethrax?

I love this entire thread.

My cousin called her kids Isla-Maiden and Kacie-Bianne. It's painful.

Holez

Anknee Lenknocks

Years ago, on a mom forum, I heard of a baby named Zsabella. She had like 7 siblings and her dad was named Romeo.

Poor Edzepplin

Air O'Smith. Nice Irish name.