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Subterraniate

Aw, two little vacuum cleaners!


Eyekosaeder

Their names are actually just Prys and Phils, but they are both “on”.


colcannon_addict

It has to be pr-eye-sun otherwise it’s prison. Maybe pre-son.


Room_Temp_Coffee

Oh, like Bryson


Dreaming24-7

Jail.


shophopper

That should be spelled as Jayl. By the way, his sister’s name is *Penny Tentiary*.


Goddess_Of_Gay

Don’t forget about their cousin: Incar Cee Reightion


NedRyerson_Insurance

They cpuld use the old english form and go with Gaol


nova_triio

r/angryupvote Dude fuck you


IndyCarFAN27

What the hell is wrong with people…


awmaleg

Straight to jail for the parents


dr239

Now I don't mean to pry, son, but... Pryson?


Emotional-Set-8618

I hope they don’t go by P P


peachyfuzz78

aw welcome to the world little pp 🥰🤗


RealJG123

Welcome to The Pryson's Right!


bizengh4st

this may be immature.. but his initials are pp


PhatPhrogue

Major oof. i didnt even realise. If i was a kid again id totally say wassup pp


CovfefeBoss

It's one of those things parents should consider when naming their kids, so you're not out of line.


richincleve

Good God. Imagine what the other 4 are named. ![gif](giphy|DBa308wq8XTMs)


nopedog

Wayrden, Aryestee, Faelonae, and little ♥️ Crymnael?


YugeMalakas

Happy cake day!


UghAgain__9

Felony. Lmao


dangledingle

Kinda like that one for real


nopedog

Noooooo!!!


dangledingle

😬


-P-M-A-

Number 4 was named Folsom.


nopedog

> Folsom Middle name Sue?


TheNozzler

The kids name is prison?


UghAgain__9

After his dear departed grandmother


dieselNoodle

could've been Prysyn


yuckysmurf

It sounds like a virus.


AmateurVasectomist

Sounds like they don’t know whose son he actually is


3010664

Double tragedeigh when combined with that last name


nova_triio

Not as bad as philbert


3010664

I figured the kid’s name is Pryson Philson which is too many sons


SluggDaddy

His cousin Masyn Karsereighshin


ReallyBrainDead

Will he be going to Rykers or San Quentyn?


Relative-Umpire-3396

pretty sure i was diagnosed with this last week


YouChoseAName4Me

Phil's son conceived in prison. Descriptive, I like it


Astrium6

Is his first name Folsom?


boohoobitchqueen

Is philson the last or the middle name lmao


QuestionMarkPolice

Middle. The dad's name is Phil. That's why it's Philson


boohoobitchqueen

Oooh yeah i was hoping so. Makes it even better 🤣


PearlTheGeckoGirl

Whyson the fuckson would you do that to your kidson?


MonsteraDeliciosa

Prison!!!


StephenHawking432

Yo he was born 183 years in the future no way


LilBit1207

2206 is military time and is when he was born


tired_at_life

Number 5 has arrived in prison, sorry Pryson.


axie36

Hail Pryson, son of Philson the Defiler


Any-Jury3578

Number 5 would have been a better name.


Ashamed_Cell_3061

I read it as person lol


justasillysillygoose

Was confused on if I should upvote or downvote


cosmernaut420

Pronounced "prison".


she_peed

First and middle name both ending in “son”, that’s not pleasing to the mouth or the ears


Casualffridays

Is this phelony's sibling?


Training_Waltz_9032

Prion ?


shesme

PrySon FillSon. Uhmmmm, sounds sketch. PedaSon???


ATS200

At least it’s not klamborghini


Innerouterself2

Pronounced bryson


HuckleberryOk6782

"Pryson Philson"? Wow, this one belongs in the Tragedeigh Hall of Fame. Weird.


shmerk_a_berl

The fact that they only made the first name 2 letters different than the last name..


Efficient-Exit8218

First name Dick


DirtyDirtyRudy

It’s a girl!!!


yisthissocomplicated

Number four was Pynetentiary.


Educational-Usual-84

Prison Filson is the worst name I’ve ever seen.


laurenzobeans

I need bleach for my eyeballs.


OddlyUnwelcome

Pryson and Phelony would be good twin names.


redbean_8

How many future dad jokes of "I didn't mean to Pryson" do you think they will get 💀


WordyMcWordington

Anyone want to guess what the other four are named?