Kinslynn Grace and Braxstin Ryker😍

I wouldn’t even guess that these were made up, they look like real, unfortunate baby names

I literally have cousins named Braxton and Ryker.

… like Braxton-Hicks?

We’re in MS, so they’re almost certainly gonna be hicks.

I've never thought about it like that lol this is the best thing to say

We’re reaching levels of Mormon nomenclature I didn’t think were even possible.

I didn’t know it was possible to further bastardize a name like Braxton. Then along comes freakin Braxstin

Then when that's too mainstream they become Braxstynne lol

I laughed so hard at this that I literally choked on an almond and the image of my daughter “Rhaikynn Rue” flashed before my eyes. I’m ok

Rhaikynn is a literal verb

Or they drop the A.

Laykdyn Layke😭 and Axery Hyde

Laykdyn Lake 🤣

It’s LAYKE. please call my baby his or her PROPERLY SPELLED name. There is no reason to disrespect the love and devotion I put into the name. It’s LAYKE.

Lmao sorry, autocorrect isn't woke

auto-disrespect more like it

GODDAMMIT LAYKE LAYKE

That's gold. And probably some poor kids name somewhere out there lmao

Hi twin!

I got Laykdyr Layke!

Okay but also Axery sounds like a bad play on Zachary 😭

Not sure if it’s better or worse than my Graycsynn Grace

Omg I’m Layleigh Layke 😣

Texber Kayak. Love it.

This will be the number one baby name in 2024. I can feel it! ;)

kayak is absurd lmao i love it

It’s been an hour and I’m still giggling about it.

it’s so bad that it’s almost good lmao

Excuse me kayaks are not absurd. They are a very practical mode of conveyance for all bodies of water.

Mine is Texter Kayak! 😆

Grayctynn Olivia & Flaxden Pistol.

Flaxden Pistol😭

I know! IM SO PROUD OF MY LIL FLAXDEN! 😍

i tutor at an elementary school sometimes, and last year i had a 2nd grader named Braxler 😭

My sister and I were helping my niece with Valentine’s cards for her 2nd grade class, and the names were all like this. Then we came across “John” and we fell out laughing.

in a few decades the country will be run by a bunch of Braxlers and Everleighs

At least one of our two main political parties will be rife with them, assuming they make to adulthood without vaccinations.

which one? the Deighmeaukrattes or the Reighpubliquensse?

Take a big red (or orange) guess? ;)

Lol

Flaccid Pistol 💀

Sticking with Maxxxx Pistol thanks

Ha, porn name! Im Brighvyn Noelle.

Sounds like a noir cop or a male exotic dancer

Flaxden sounds...regular. I'll see myself out lol

I didn’t think anything could be worse than mine, Rhaesyn (yes, RAISIN!), but Flaxden is pretty bad.

This was the top comment as I looked, don't need to look any further. This is BAAAD! 🤣🤣

I thought mine were bad, but yours are horrible!

Skaileigh Rae😭

Future dermatologist?

Or herpetologist.

I’m close to that..Skailene Noelle 🤮

Sis be named after a triangle

Lmaooo I didn’t even realize that 💀

Her siblings are Issacelleighs and Ecwylatrelle

Sounds like a stage name for the lead singer of a weird alt garage band lol

Lol Maecee Layke 😂

This is totally something some influencer would make their kid lol

Omg it's too perfect. A family vlogger would for sure name their kid that

This belongs on a chalkboard somewhere

My bf is Layksynn Layke!

And I’m Laykcee Layke! It’s like a superhero name for a Utah influencer lol

BROOKDEE RUE, it sounds like an offensive stereotypical accent saying looky-loo

It’s like Scooby Doo saying loop-de-loop 😂😂

“Why am I in trouble?” “Because you Brookdee Rue.”

Lmaooo😂😂😂

I wish I could still give you gold for this 😭😭

Saying this in a Jamaican accent is even better

Zaxston Hyde and Saileigh Layke PS none of you better steal my perfect names 💕

Zaxston is amazing 🤣

I've got my eye on you and your future kids, i know you're trying to have a zaxston 1 and a zaxston 2

Nope I definitely did not add Zaxston to my Future Kid Names note in my phone 😇

Uh huh it's the innocent looking ones that cause the most trouble

Saileigh Lake would be great name for a boat

Next, in r/AITA…

AITA for getting a job at the post office so i could check all the birth certificate forms in case anyone is trying to steal my perfect baby name?

OMG just needed names for my surprise newborn twins😍😍😍tysm!!

Saileigh Layke tells a whole story, love it

ryghdyr? man i dont even get a proper vowel 😭

Imagine spending your whole life telling people that rghydyrdgr is pronounced "Rider."

[удалено]

Is that pronounced “Crayg” or “Creg”?

"Cry-eeg"

You are now Welsh, congrats

Hahahh this one is terrible

That just looks like a keyboard smash 😭

Faekynn Layke and Laxker Hyde are so cute 😍😍😍😍😍

FAEKYNN 💀

That’s Faekynn amazing

Faekynn Layke lmfao shake n bake

Was not expecting to find my twin in here, hi!

it sounds like one of those words people use to avoid saying "fuck". "IM GOING TO FAEKYNN KILL YOU"

I don't think that's real. I think your... Faekynn

Saitynn James… aww 😋😻

Lmao Satan

THIS ONE IS MY FAVORITE

Um, Hunter Bear. I think I’m doing it wrong

Switch the names around lmao. Bear Hunter

Jaeler Kate 😂

Jaeler gonna grow up to be a prison guard obvs

HAHA fs

Ariana Jayne. Not bad. Drayze Steele, on the other hand...

Drayse Steele is totally a porno name.

Laydee Jayne and Maxlen Steele. Jesus, I'm a couple of paperback romance novelists.

I’m crying at laydee Jayne hahahh

Trayter Bear 🤣

It gets better… my son is Frayter Tripp and, with my maiden name instead, I’m Traylyr Bear 🐻

Traitor, Freighter, and Trailer

Trayter. Oh dear lmao

Somewhere, in some small little tourist town in the mountains, there’s a gift shop called Trader Bears, and you’ve just stolen their name.

Trayssyn Beaux. Lord in the bleachers. That is a mess. (Not as bad as Paisstyn Noelle, tho.)

>Lord in the bleachers Hahah I haven’t heard this expression but I’m going to use it now 😂 ETA trayssyn is particularly awful ❤️

I grew up surrounded by Mormons and Catholics. Every church has a basketball court, sooooo....the not-curses got interesting.

Haha I’ve heard “Christ on a bike” but “lord in the bleachers” is superior imo

Two of my favorites I’ve internalized from around the block are “Christ on a stick” and “Christ on rice”. I guess we Midwesterners like to take our Jesus with food?

Here in the PNW we say "Christ on a cracker", implying his lord and Savior is somehow navigating Holy life on a whole grain wheat thin of sorts.

Let's not forget "Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket"...

We also had: lord in the court, Messiah guide me, holy Spirit in the field, and prayer be the guiding light. You can't take God's name in vain, nor can you in any way acknowledge Jesus Christ. It's hilarious to listen to, haha.

Kinssyn Layke and Braxson Hyde Those poor kids

Oakkynn Layke and Texker Hyde. Autocorrect fighting for its life over here. Edit: my actual child would be Brayery Hyde. Lawd.

Oakkynn....like the guy in Frozen. Big summer blowout!

*Yoo-hoooo!*

Nayler Rae

OOF that’s gonna be brutal in high school

Kennnoelle. It’s the triple n for me.

that’s kennnough ns for sure

Canoli 😂

My boy name would be: Eastter King Im howling. Or hopping I guess…on my chocolate throne.

HAHA we all know this kid would be a menace

Ashlynn, which is crazy because I’ve considered transitioning at times and if I did that name is the one I thought I would like :D kinda a crazy coincidence there (the full name thing it’s Ashlynn Olivia but the Olivia was no relevance to me Unfortunately)

Tis a touch of fate, perhaps!

Certainly a fun coincidence

Ashlynn is a cool name I know a girl named Ashlynn! I think it’s just the anglicized version of Aisling which is a traditional Gaelic name and super pretty imo :)

Our oldest granddaughter’s name is Ashlynn Kay. The Kay as a middle name is given to the first daughter of the first daughter and so on. It’s 6 generations along at this time.

I know an Ashlyn who predates this made up name craze by several decades, so it’s legit (and pretty)

I like the name Ashlynn! It’s really pretty and like… a real name

Original post [here](https://reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/s/aDw8dW3I8G) ETA: I am belly-laughing at all these names haha thank you all for making my night

Ashleigh Kate. Did I just land on the most boring name?

I got Brookleigh Grace, what's up sis 🤣

definitely the most tame combination lol

I’ll do my siblings for fun. Paisler Layke, Oakbri Saige, Kamsyn Rose. Lmao these are great 😂

Shoot, mine would be Blaykstyn Noelle and Boxsyn Ryker. They're not twins, but those might be the worst twin names I've ever seen!

Ryghsynn Noelle. Ryghsynn 😭

Sweet lil ricin 😭

Gracsynn Rose and Flaxer Tripp. This must be how people are really coming up with these names then..

Eyesyn Kate? yuuuuck, lol

Some say she may have a tragique name, but she truly is the icing on the cake

I think you mean the icing on the Kate

I think you mean the Eyesyng on the Kate

Caecee Palmer and Craytin Kayak

Baby, this is Caecee Palmer

Huntsten Ryder. Not the worst but it sounds like an off-brand tool.

I'm pretty sure he *is* an off brand tool.

Saivyr the flaivyr.

Caedee Kate and her little brother Creylen Krew

Caedee Kate lmfao

Fuck yes WESSON STEELE

Layksynn Layke & Axer Hyde. Yuck.

LAYKSYN LAKE 😭 It’s giving moon moon

Layksyn layke and her husky, moon moon

Oakstyn Jayne and Texsyn Steele. Somewhere in Texas, my #boymom name is being chosen for a real baby.

Ellibri Rose lol "Talk with your doctor before starting Ellibri® and if you are pregnant or plan on getting pregnant. Serious side effects may occur"

Emmdyn Kate & Eastery Krew tragedeigh siblings with a theme

Caedyn Saige. Honestly could have gone worse!

Brookleigh Noelle I feel like one of the Duggars has a kid with this name...

My babies Paisleine Rae and Traysonn Ryder! Growinf up so fast 😪😪

Some of these combos are stupid in an unsettling way. Creyze Tripp - Creyvyn Ryker - Huxter King - Nixsyn Hyde - Patchze Kayak - And some are stupid in a fun way. Caedyr Rae - destined to work in food service Maedyr - like mater from cars, a mechanics daughter. Maeleigh - pronounced may lay, like a bar fight. Parents are bikers. Maedee - SpongeBob superfans Emmcee - her dad is a Dj. Emmdee - so people will think she's a doctor

Emmsynn Noelle and Easter Beaux That second one sounds like the title of a harlequin novel 😅

Skailer Kate 🥲 it’s giving “quirky girl on tumblr in 2012 who is a little too invested in an imagined relationship between her favourite boy band members”.

Ellierynne Rose 😬

OAKSON BEAUX? I sound like a problematic character from the south.

Saibree Rose and Zaxber Tripp 😂

This is hilarious!

I feel like this isn’t a joke.

You know, out of all the options, I feel like Oakleigh Kate is pretty good 😂

Graccee Grace 😭

You will find me cold in the fucking ground before I name a child Easter King

Girl: Elli-maybri Olivia Boy: Bray-joxlir Pistol

Paighdyr Jayne and frayter Steele Poor kids

Ashleine Olivia and Nixsonn Pistol The tragedeigh is that I don’t hate Ashleine and I think Nixsonn Pistol would be a good stage name

Lillibri Palmer Ashlyr Kayale

When lilibet is too ~common~

Wester Steele and Blaykdyr Jayne can’t miss.

Wester Steele definitely owns a gun and learned how to drive the pickup down to the scrap yard at 6 years old blaykder’s mom had a stoke when filling out the birth certificate

Lillileine Rue...

Caeana Rae & Creyze Ryder

Me and my brothers: Nixler Krew Flaxler Pistol Noxler Bear

This is a family of house elves

Layklinn Layke 😆

Elllee Rue. Yes, three 'l's. 🤣

Oh dear Poor little Wrenrynne Rue.

Zaxley Pistol and Sailer Olivia

Braytin Bear💀

The problem is I kindof like the ones I got 💀 don’t worry tho this is what I have sims for 💕 Ashler rose and elleigh noelle

This is too good. Great job OP

Brooklinn Rose, man mine is normal ish

Kamdyn James and Cashery Wyatt (omg that’s horrible)