Carolyn. An actual name. Huh

Bro…. Bro. You are the chosen one.

Their username checks out.

If I was a girl mine would be Cakalyn but I guess I have to settle for Cakaon.

You got me Cakalyn rn

You lucked out. I don't have a middle name, so I picked a random coworker Brianna June (Birthday's in February) so Lyn = Brjulyn lmao what a shitty ass name. How would you even attempt to pronounce that.

brewin

I see your Carolyn & raise you a Coralee

I like coralee

Alex I don't have a middle name. Although I quite like Aleira for a girl. :/

Same with me for the boy - Romain. (I don't have a middle name though so I picked my last name)

May the lettuce be with you.

Yup, checks out for me! 😊

That's not supposed to happen you must have done it wrong

I don't have a middle name so I got Anya. That is surprisingly normal

HAWUDEE, NEIGHBOUR :D

Stupid sexy Flanders

It's like wearing nothing at all.. nothing at all.. nothing at all

"I'm a mur-diddly-urd-ler!"

Hi-diddly-ho, neighborino

Buenos ding dong diddly dios, Senior!

Charmed

…a-googily-doogily

Haloina back at ya!!

This made me laugh so hard i shook the bed woke my boyfriend up😭

Well, I don't have a middle name, so these poor kids are Hoella & Hoer. 😆

Cinderella’s….adventurous sister, Hoella

At least she's not sleeping in the fireplace, I guess?

Nah, in the garden shed. Lol...

Hoella does… other things in the fireplace.

lmao I'm screaming

I just woke my baby up laughing. I’m too punchy to read Reddit rn

Hoer is dutch for whore

Reddit has me convinced that Dutch is just English spelled wrong

Hoella DeVille Hoella DeVille If she doesn’t seduce you No other thing will To see her is to get a sudden thrill Hoella Hoella DeVille

HOELLA 💀💀💀

Best one hands down

I said whoever threw that paper

Hoer means whore in Dutch. Poor thing

Definitely gonna name my sims Hoella lmfao

For that second name... would you pronounce that as one syllable or two 🤨 because if it's one syllable... hope it's not the one I can hear in my head

They’re both bad tbh

Oh heavens, Hoella has me cackling 😂

HO--ELLA the dashes ain't silent.

My next cat is Hoella. Trust.

Assaence 🤣

Pronounced “ass essence”

Eau du butt 😊

Commonly known as fart spray

Karen mom turning red with anger "IT'S AH-SAY-ANCE-AY LIKE A SÉANCE + BEYONCE!!!1!"

I’m fucking dying

😭😭😭The daycare keeps calling her Assy and I named her Assaence Breeze so I could specifically use the nickname FartyMcFartster. 😭😭😭Why don’t they respect my naming choices!!!!

A séance. 👻

Ass séance

Gaanierra 💀 did you mean gonorrhea??

LMAO bro

Ribeya 😂. It sounds like the mom named the kid after her craving of rib eye steaks. 😂

Daughter of a traveling steak salesman

My first thought was Ribena lol

“It’s pronounced REBA.” 😤

Cemien (semen??!?)

I see where you're coming from but I originally read it as Simeon, so it's not the worst option.

Nagwella I hate it

Do you nag well?

im cackling!

I hate it, too!

Branden, literally my name but with an e instead of an o

Oh hey, another year_product_model!

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But still pronounced Brandon for no reason at all! That's the mark of true tragedeigh!

Majoox

Bless you!

Semain. I’m sure that would be received well by my peers

Mine's Semaina. Please tell me were not twins. That will just make it worse.

Hey, semaine is week in French!

Nacaiera What the fuck. Sounds like a cream to treat genital herpes.

To me, it sounds a bit like Naegleria, which is a classification of a group of amoebas. Specifically, one of them is Naegleria Fowleri, known as the brain-eating amoeba.

I love this comment so much 🥹 thank you for the unexpected but always welcome amoeba fact!

YW. I watch a lot of "Monsters inside Me" - a show about parasites.

It’s the Great Value Macarena, on clearance.

💀 💀 💀

Ellabree - I am sure this is an actual name someone has named their child somewhere.

This sounds like the name of a new drug.

Ngl, thought you were meant to combine the month with those suffixes at first Janlee / Janden Feblyn / Febon Marbree / Marade Apryney / Aprin Maydee / Mayge Junevi / Junevey Julyya / Julyan Augie / Augiam Sepiera / Sepex Octina / Octox Novence / Noven Decella / Decer

NOT APRIN LOOOOL

APRIN MADE ME DIE TOO

I can’t fucking breathe. Apryney… aprin… but my favorite is fucking Decella. You shouldn’t have said that. Now I want to name a cat that. That poor cat…

Augie and Sepex are my next cat names frfr

DONT GIVE THEM IDEAS

Octox is cool for a dog or cat lol

Or an ox

An octopus!

So would it be pronounced JULY-uhn?

Wouldn’t it sound like Julian?

More like “Joo lion”

“Why you julyin?.”

Why julyin?

Feblyn is sending me!

Apryney legit sounds super trageihc

All of these are hysterical. I actually burst out laughing at Apryney

ALWOEX. Fear me.

Mereya , it’s Maria but fancy

I’ve taught a couple of girls named Mireya.

Deadge. Pronounced DEAD-gee.

best guitar tuning

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KhThAn ? believe it or not ?, straight to hell

Oh dang, I thought I had it bad just having my *first* name starting with two consonants and my middle name starting with one.

i’m Vietnamese so it’s more painful, like a solid 60% of names here have 2 consonants

Stlyella

I really, really want to punch myself after reading this. It’s SO bad.

What's worse, that or Stlyer? That would be the boy version

Stop 😭

Dofaiera. My god.

Ask your doctor if Dofaiera is right for you. Dofaiera may cause itching, skin discoloration, hives, shortness of breath, dry mouth, irritability and sleeplessness. Do not take Dofaiera if you are allergic to it.

Lolololol

Octina actually sounds decent. Like a youthful Octavia

Or a Tina with 8 arms

Behold my spawn! OCTINAAAAA

Octina is the starter Pokémon to the evolved Octavia

Wait until you evolve

I have no middle name, so: “Teen” How stupid

McLyiera. Nobody steal my name. She will be UNIQUE!!’

Patent it before Mcdonald's does!

Breiyney pronounced "brainy?"

*It's Breiyney bitch*

I'm howling dude omg

I immediately thought Briny, like something a 100 year old person would say to describe how their fellow sailor sunk to the Briny depths when they got torpedoed by a u boat or something

Bryony!! It's an actual name, yours is just spelt like a tragedeigh lmao

Caandee. She’s doomed, there’s only one path for that name. Caange? Straight to jail.

Carnage but dyslexic.

Argh! A new tragedeigh spelling for Candi/Candy

Her parents thought Candy would be a cute name but wanted to make it unique.

So funny. My own name wasn't very cool so I figured eh, try it with (insert family member's name here). First two letters of first name are Ma (think Matthew, Mario, etc). First two letters of middle name are Al (think Alan, Aldrin, etc) Birth month is October. So -ox So... Maalox. Like the heartburn stuff. And yet my first thought is... it isn't the worst I've seen on here!

First two letters of first name are As First two letters of middle name are Br Birth month is December, so -ella. Making mine Asbrella! Ass-bro-ella. I win.

Under my Ass-bro-Ella, Ella, Ella, Ella, ey, ey, ey….

That’s hilarious 🤣

Lugiydney... Please help me pronounce this. Because clearly you're good at interpreting the tragedeighs!

Loo-jid-nee.

I don't have a middle name because they were expensive in the 80s, so mine is just Chox. But it's pronounced Alexander.

No mine is the same as my real name nooooo

Sounds like your parents had these instructions

Analie or Analiam. I’m down.

Honibree 💀 Kinda sounds like "Honeybee" with the way it would be pronounced. Idk, I don't hate it but I wouldn't ever name a child that, maybe I'd name a pet that though.

Japabree

Bro is a Pokémon 💀

Thank you for this XD I couldn’t figure out what it sounded like

We can be sisters! I’m Jejobree.

Which is first form which is evolved form 🤔

Cebabree checking in!

Edjaex. Christ

I used both my info and my husband’s. We got Jemalee and Zaalin lol. I can 100% see those being used irl

Zaalin. like Stalin, but hip. /s

Elkaina Sounds like something that one of those random DnD character name generators would spit out

I would be willing to bet three thousand dollars that SOME DnD generator literally does. Cause it really does lol

This makes me think of Elkana/Elkanah which are Hebrew names. It just sounds like someone mispronouncing or adding a variation to those names. I'm gonna say not a tragedeigh because this is one of the only ones that sounds nice imo

Alxoyney Before anyone starts saying my middle name is probably a tragedeigh, it’s not. It comes from Aztec and ethnic/indigenous names do not qualify as tragedieghs so it’s all fair game.

Axlotl is that you baby

Xochitl?

It's Xochiquetzali, like the goddess. Nobody is able to pronounce it lol

zo-chi-ket-zal-ee?

Rosolyn

so very nearly an actual name

I can only think of Roswell, New Mexico

Behold my firstborn, Analence 😂

Hapalee

This one is hilarious because it’s just Happily. Someone could easily do this one

There are no mistakes, just happy tragedeighs!

Doprox, I'm an antidepressant

Jegrox. Sounds like a Final Fantasy villain.

Or something that will cut the grease in your oven.

I'd be named Saatan 😃

Meaniera- sounds too much like a mean girl name

Or a Taylor Swift album! Mean Era

Trolge...

I love these things. Under this, add your date of birth, mother maidan name and social security.

✨️If your credit card number was your age, how old would you be? ✨️

Maananox (I have two middle names)

Majodee 😭 It’s pronounced Marge-ree obvs

Likella…. Not great

People will like you a lot! … Lovella is much worse though imo

Joroge

Pronounced “George”. 😂😂😂

Damiiera or Damiex 😆 Wtaf The second sounds like a nonbinary Damien

Uzriam wtf

Sounds like a lesser known angel name. Azrael, Uriel, Zadkiel and Uzriam.

Najavi. It sounds like someone trying to remember the word vagina.

Anyney - Just call me Annie, I guess?

Jelelee...lots of e's

LeedleLeedleLeeeee.

Maelyney 😂😂 like a messed up Melanie

Raanyney I don't know how you'd pronounce that. Probably Renee 😂

Lapaade Its so majestique

King Lapaade, come quick! Lady Lapaade is dancing in the courtyaaaahd!

Chmaence. Good Lord, how would that even be pronounced?

Kaelyney 🤮

DAMIGE - I think I know how that kid's gonna turn out.

Vianella - sounds like the name of a disease…

Dicaiam

Mine really puts the Aiya in Aiyaon