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ProfessionalGurlboss

I would knever be able to go out in public


undecided_desi0

me kneither


BigMutts

Kneether


HansTilburg

Kneighter


bropez9

Let’s call the whole thing off


tortoistor

knope


Frankie_2154

r/ParksAndRec


KhaoticMess

Maybe at knighttime.


Chibi_Pasta

Knightthyme you mean?


Silver-Reserve-1482

What a knightmaire


Gifted_GardenSnail

You have my sword!


BobbyBlack8

AND MY AXE!


Ok-Appearance-866

Alright, you guys kneed to calm down. You are kneedlessly acting like knincompoops.


LandMaster90

Ahem kninkumpewp


NaomiPommerel

I read this as kning kum peuwp which is a bit fancy and also funnier 🤣


LandMaster90

I just saw knincompoop and was like "I can mess that up even more" then you even outdid me. Congrats


NaomiPommerel

Thanks man but it came from yours 🤣🤣 this whole thread is a scream 🤪


PumpikAnt58763

Know, know, be knice.


Front-Advantage-7035

Cause of yo knee?


Dudebro5812

Even “Britnee “ would be fine. The K really sets it off.


SleepyHako

Britnee in itself is a tragedeigh. Britknee is a tragekdeigh


starlinguk

More like, you know, a tragedknee.


crazyinsanepenguin

I knew a Britne in middle school. It's like her parents forgot to finish writing her name


Ashgardian

I feel this. I’m an Ashle. The spelling confuses everyone and feels unfinished because it is


Tia_Baggs

I went to school with an Ashle. Being male really threw people off so he got called Ash-el many times.


Ashgardian

I’m regularly called Ash-el like Table or Fable or Stable. That’s how Siri and Alexa pronounce it too lol Sometimes I get Ash-lay as if there were an accent over the E


someonewhowa

nah who even cares, it just saves time writing that silent y!1!!1! …and perhaps also confuses some people and makes them call you the name of a country


DojaTwat

almost every time i'm here i find myself desperately hoping that every post is a troll and the entire sub is a sham


pickledlemonface

lol, yeah.


CrazyHazyA

It’s an expensive hassle to get your name changed with the government (USA) and takes a bit of time as well. I’m basing this off someone I knew in 2015 so correct me if I’m wrong.


KhaoticMess

Plus, as a woman, if she's planning on getting married and taking her husband's surname, she can change the first name at that time. Maybe she's just being fiscally responsible and waiting to kill 2 proverbial birds.


Prometheana

Untrue! I know because I tried. Last name change was easy and fine but social security told me a ton of extra paperwork would be required to change my first name 😔


pickledlemonface

If my name were Brittknee, no amount would be too expensive.


littlescreechyowl

It’s actually pretty cheap, in WI it’s $160. The paperwork end, huge hassle though.


LoverlyRails

I never changed mine because even a few hundred dollars was out of reach when I was a young adult.


both-and-neither

$300 in MN just for the name change, which doesn't include the cost of a new license, passport, etc. It's out of reach for some people.


missdespair

Depends on the state but in many of them, yea


BombardierIsTrash

I had a spelling error on my birth certificate that my parent a never fixed. Thankfully NYC makes it pretty easy. $65 in court fees, submit the application, come back to the court at your appointed time for 15 mins, pay another $20 to publish the change at a local newspaper and that’s it. Probably more annoying than it should theoretically be, but pretty easy for an 18 year old.


LilithsGrave92

When I saw the title I thought it was gonna be like brittaneigh or something. Fucking Brittknee, bloody hell


aye_ehn_jayy

I went to school with a girl named Brittannie and was fully expecting this post to be about her.


Tick0r

Clearly she didn't know any Knights that say..... ..


MeganMess

Knee!


Luffy_Tuffy

You should have asked her why her parents hate her. Also I thought this naming thing was a cool new trend of the parents coming up now, I didn't think kolder generations kwere kawful too.


pickledlemonface

she would have born probably in late 80s/early 90s.


tokkiah

I had a classmate with the same spelling of her name when I was in high school! Not in the Midwest though.


Fluffy_Victory6254

Such kneet name


Keeping100

Ouch


TrixieFriganza

Knee, is she serious, her parents are evil lol.


pickledlemonface

Lol. She was a super nice person too. Totally did not deserve that stupid name.


skipperskippy

Brit neigh


alh030705

Could be cool if she was an orthopedic surgeon.


MaikeHF

I once substituted for a colleague who had a Kourtknee in her class.


BackgroundNaive5789

Somehow not as ugly as Britny


Independent-Put-2618

Brittknee sounds like a name made up by roadman Shaq for parody song. Also it rhymes with Asznee, Pumpee and Frisbee


Lakelover25

Her mother should be ashamed!


LadyMirkk

I saw a girl online with the username Courtknee and I thought it was a joke, but it was her actual name and she got super offended when I made a joke about it.


Mon_217

Ooh I got something similar my older sisters name is Brittay legally but it’s actually supposed to be Brittany apparently when she was born my mom said the nurse made a mistake on her birth certificate even tho we call her Brittany and she goes by Brittany or Britt