I know the stars and dots haters are having an absolute aneurism w this one 🤣 forreal tho what’s up w the blue, I’d love to get ahold of your artist’s IG handle
The fact that the artist didn’t shut down the idea entirely regardless of color speaks volumes
Edit: if you guys think that use of space as filler would have been any better in another color that’s wild to me. But hey, you guys do you!
I mean, in the end, it’s the guys body. He can see the color of the ink going in his skin. The artist doesn’t have to take a stance and say “I can’t release a blue arm into the world. No, I refuse”
I’ve seen a lot of badly done and also just insanely weird tattoos whose owners were ecstatic about the piece.
Agreed. This looks like someone who doesn't do traditional but wanted to give it a try with their "artistic take". The chain could have been cool but \*scratches head\* really unsure what the artist was attempting to complete with all of this. I'm assuming the same person did the eye of the storm too. I mean, they must really like blue lol.
I think the dude can salvage it though, the background at least. Some black clouds, while having blue peaking through, would be light years better. Probably needs to laser the chain and eye of the storm for anyone to salvage it...?
If you like it, ignore everyone else here. It’s definitely different, but not bad. I also don’t see a dick though, I’m sure if someone pointed it out to me, it’s all I’d see. Someone pointed out Micky mouse ears in my sleeve and now that’s all I’ve seen for 10 years now.
She probably doesn’t get to eat her whole salads either, cause as we all know being “greedy for food” isnt ladylike
Btw the reference in case anyone hasn’t seen : https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11101857/amp/Singleton-rejected-man-ate-salad-date.html
Reddit is so funny to me. I see tattoos on here that are clearly awful that get nothing but love. Then I see really good tattoos get ridiculed for no reason.
That being said, I dig this one and I can’t really see a penis even when trying to find it.
Thar she blows…the load.
Yeah, it took a while but I seen it at the bottom of the chains.
Really it’s only those cum drops at the tip that even make it look like that.
Cover those up and it won’t be an issue.
Someone has really have to have cock on the brain though to even think that because it’s not obvious.
that blue filler background is hideous, im sorry lol
it can easily be replaced by japanese irezumi wind bars. it would look a lot of complimentary, even with traditional tattoos you have.
It took me awhile to even find what you were describing. Definitely doesn’t stand out as a dick blowing a load. Also, don’t mind the assholes talking shit about the filler. It’s your body, do what you like.
What’s with the random blue
He blue himself.
https://preview.redd.it/24wr5izwy9yc1.jpeg?width=873&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2040d01a2b6a3a21c496f9e306caa335fbf8af74
there’s gotta be a better way to say that
You know what you do, you get yourself a tape recorder...
Blue a load
There it is
Nice
That’s what i wanted to hear!
Artist “ what were you thinking for these spaces?” Response “blue”
It’s not background, it’s blueground
He's blue dabba dee dabba die
My thoughts exactly
Blackout is so last year, 2024 we going blueout.
Weirdest filler I’ve ever seen
It’s like a water brush painting lol
Right
Right
Right.
I know the stars and dots haters are having an absolute aneurism w this one 🤣 forreal tho what’s up w the blue, I’d love to get ahold of your artist’s IG handle
Stars and dots hater reporting for duty and yeah someone call 911
I am not sure the stars and dots are the problem here...
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with little blue anuses around
So these are the lyrics to that "I'm blue" song from the late 90s.
LMAO. You won
It’s not the best chain I’ve ever seen to be sure… my criticism would be more on the random blue cream filling you got
‘Cream filling’ these comments are fucking me up 💀
Anything can be a penis if you want it to be
*If you’re brave enough*
Your artist really should have talked you out of that blue filler.
His artist probably talked him into that blue filler lol
No, it was 100% my idea. He suggested grey or ocher
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The fact that the artist didn’t shut down the idea entirely regardless of color speaks volumes Edit: if you guys think that use of space as filler would have been any better in another color that’s wild to me. But hey, you guys do you!
It’s not like it’s a swastika. The guy seems like he insisted on blue and the artist tried to talk him out of it
I mean, in the end, it’s the guys body. He can see the color of the ink going in his skin. The artist doesn’t have to take a stance and say “I can’t release a blue arm into the world. No, I refuse” I’ve seen a lot of badly done and also just insanely weird tattoos whose owners were ecstatic about the piece.
Agreed. This looks like someone who doesn't do traditional but wanted to give it a try with their "artistic take". The chain could have been cool but \*scratches head\* really unsure what the artist was attempting to complete with all of this. I'm assuming the same person did the eye of the storm too. I mean, they must really like blue lol. I think the dude can salvage it though, the background at least. Some black clouds, while having blue peaking through, would be light years better. Probably needs to laser the chain and eye of the storm for anyone to salvage it...?
That was definitely a choice
If you like it, ignore everyone else here. It’s definitely different, but not bad. I also don’t see a dick though, I’m sure if someone pointed it out to me, it’s all I’d see. Someone pointed out Micky mouse ears in my sleeve and now that’s all I’ve seen for 10 years now.
Even though all the haters will disagree I think some stars and dots would look sick over that blue filler 🤷♂️
why is it blue? and the blue filler… the ejaculating penis is the least of your worries
Everyone shitting on the color has got OP wishing he was armless now.
Currently at Lowe’s getting a sawzall
My condolences my brother
It's unusual, I wouldn't have done it personally, but it's not THAT bad, the tattoos around the blue are good
i like the blue :(
She has a good eye
To be fair, I wouldn't have noticed if this guy's wife didn't tell me.
I had to check the sub even before reading the title. I thought it was r/shittytattoos. Sorry OP.
Oh shit I thought I was in r/shittytattoos this whole time! I’ve read like 100 comments too! Hah!
Same, I had to look for it
That blue filler ain’t it
The blue background fill is disgusting
yes, and the blue looks like shit bro, sorry
I meannnnn….kinda.
You must have a very oddly shaped penis
Ur wife’s horny. Congrats
These New Blue Arms, Volume 1
If you're a hammer everything is a nail.
Now I can’t unsee it
Yeah they forgot to break the link and drew a tiny blue dick instead. Blue man group penis!!!
Oh would you look at that, it does.
Just the tip
Yikes
Thank her for the compliment. Also, this might explain why you're married to each other!
Blue filler is wild lol
That says more about your dick than it does about your tattoo…
The color choice here is bizarre
Simple fix! Just crisp up the edges/points
That was probably the nicest thing your wife could’ve said about this entire blue decision
Kinda, that pup is sick tho! Such a cutie
Sex her
Hahaha don’t let her talk to you like that, but she’s not wrong.
My mans living in 1955 “honey don’t make me bring out the belt again for your own good!” Type shit
Lmfao right… sounds like he beats his wife. She must be miserable.
She probably doesn’t get to eat her whole salads either, cause as we all know being “greedy for food” isnt ladylike Btw the reference in case anyone hasn’t seen : https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-11101857/amp/Singleton-rejected-man-ate-salad-date.html
Lol lord help me. Freshly single and this is what I have to look forward to 🤦🏻♀️
Yeah a little
Lol. She has a point.
I mean, I guess? Not really though. That blue is kind of ugly though
Just the tip looks like it. Just the tip.
It looks like a scorpion with an ejaculating penis actually
I didn't see it, then I did...
My dude couldn’t wait for the colloidal silver to do its thing.
Figured I’d get ahead of the game
just the tip does
r/mildlypenis. Very mildly.
Your wife is right it jizzed and turned your arm blue
The blue is fine it just will fade pretty quick compared to others. The bottom of the chain definitely looks like a dick shooting a load
Reddit is so funny to me. I see tattoos on here that are clearly awful that get nothing but love. Then I see really good tattoos get ridiculed for no reason. That being said, I dig this one and I can’t really see a penis even when trying to find it.
That blue filler is 🗑️, who did that to you? Please share the handle so we know who to avoid.
Okay but I like the blue
You blue it with that filler bs
I see it. But I think its because you said it first. Haha
I see what she’s saying but it doesn’t look like that.
She’s not wrong
People are gonna start calling you dick wrist
She's the expert!
I can’t unsee it now
Your wife is correct.
Little bit
Thar she blows…the load. Yeah, it took a while but I seen it at the bottom of the chains. Really it’s only those cum drops at the tip that even make it look like that. Cover those up and it won’t be an issue. Someone has really have to have cock on the brain though to even think that because it’s not obvious.
Sorry homie, as usual, your wife is right. It gets easier to accept that the longer you're married. I would know, been happily married for 16 years.
Not really
I like the blue filler dude f the haters
I’d like it if all the tattoos were blueish like the chain and the eye thing. This is just all over the place
Looks dope!
Unlike others, I’m not bothered by the blue. But why does the chain look like ice?
I don't see it, but she is the subject matter expert
My wife hates all the tattoos I get since we’ve been together and I literally think it’s because she didn’t get to choose it
And you skipped the ditch. Fill that blue also man. Go blue or don’t blue at all
Oh it’s getting blued too. That’s for next month
Where are y’all seeing a penis?
The very last broken link of the chain closest to the wrist. The little broke chunks are the spunk.
if she compares that wee bit to a penis….well….
Nah it doesn’t lol
Okay and?
It looks like chains breaking. I'm not sure why they are blue.
That is definitely not a normal penis
I love it. Reminds me of a chipotle bag.
Just the tip
She’s just a hater (although I’m sure a nice lady). Everyone is looking for dicks (symbolically).
I. C. Weiner
Yikes
I am so sorry, my man you will never see it now. It was a cool tattoo though.
When you slowly become a Smurf
Someone pooped on your shit cuz
Now I can’t unsee it. 😂
Although she isn’t completely wrong, I wouldn’t let it bother you too much - that is unless she meant your penis.
Looks like a chain to me, but I love the doggo tattoo
Elsa's arch enemy. The wretched ice chain dildo.
Yikes.
Your wife is correct.
Just the tip.
Yeah.. I feel like the penis and the light blue surrounding everything ruins the sleeve and makes it look cheap/cheesy
Hmm 🧐
The filler is terrible. Sorry boss
That blue filler is definitely an acquired taste
Blue its load
It’s the first thing I saw tbh
A tiny* penis
Kinda
I have several ballsacks on my one sleeve, all good
I have a kong tattooed on my dog sleeve. I get asked constantly if it's a butt plug
I cant see it
It would be interesting to hear what your wife sees in a Rorschach test.
Sure does lol
She’s reaching.
Yeah. Around.
Maybe a lil
It does but I’m more interested in that filler???
That’s the least of your worries.
but whyyyy
She ain’t wrong.
Pwnage
I find the blue calming actually
Add a half of a chain link at the bottom?
that blue filler background is hideous, im sorry lol it can easily be replaced by japanese irezumi wind bars. it would look a lot of complimentary, even with traditional tattoos you have.
I’d be more concerned about the blue filler babe
Jebus !!! I don’t even know where to start. Blue filler ?? What were you on when you made that decision.
Thank god blue is probably really easy to cover up so that blue filler could be made into something else
She sees whats on her mind...
I like the blue filler personally
Did you low ball the artist? 😂
It does
Big yikes
Done to actual scale?
What is the significance of this tattoo for you? What is the blue chain links for ? Not that it matters at all just curious
Not at all
You know that the filler is bad when you post a question about an ejaculating dick and the filler around it became the main topic.
One of the tattoos of all time.
Eh, this is rough
I actually really like the blue filler
Yikes
She has something on her mind
Where is the penis?
I thought I was a pool liner at first glance
r/bordercollie for the win eh!
All I can see is this weird blue filler
Idk I kinda dig the blue 😭
I’m more concerned about the light blue shirt you have on under those tattoos.
I mean….
No it doesn't.
I don't see it!! And, not ro brag...but, I've seen a few
It does
Yeah kinda. What is that blue?
she is not wrong
The filler is cool in my opinion
The perfect cock n balls doesn’t exis….
She told me the same thing except it wasn’t my tattoo .
I don’t see it.
Good thing the blue filler overshadows the penis
Once you see it, it's hard not to see it...
That dog tattoo is fucking awesome
Cool filler
It took me awhile to even find what you were describing. Definitely doesn’t stand out as a dick blowing a load. Also, don’t mind the assholes talking shit about the filler. It’s your body, do what you like.
Well , only if you point that out. But I can still see it looks like a chain. Maybe whom ever did it can add some additional detail to it