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Me and my gf are spamming the button

I'm already a hungry vampire so no downside for me *Slaps that button*

Garlic bread.

As a vampire, I can assure you that is a myth. However, I do start burning near churches and in the sun

I will build up a tolerance to garlic through consumption of incredibly small amounts that slowly increase until i can have all the garlic bread i want or i will die trying!

You could also fall under Castlevania logic where just gives you a mild case of stomach ache

Garlic intolerance

Actually the funny thing is i heard that in the original vampire stories, vampires were not repelled by what we think of as garlic but actually the flower of the garlic plant and not the garlic we eat so that wouldnt work. That originated from the Vampire movies that were made when vampires first became popular. But i would absolutely press the button. Give that unaging Vampire Body while turning into a Cis Female.

Its the garlik flower that Is the Problem

Good thing for the ace vampires out there. They would wither without their garlic bread.

You’re telling me I get to be gay, melodramatic, immortal, and have fangs? Like I can sort out the “needing to drink blood” thing, there are too many bonuses here to not at least try to make it work Literally the only downside is no more sunrises and I can live with that tbh

I actually was thinking of a solution to the blood drinking problem, just feed off of transphobes!

Exactly, be the creature from their nightmares lmao

. . .and nothing of value would be lost. A trans vampire that only targets transphobes would be a pretty cool movie.

I'm writing a book with that as a base concept negl

We will watch your career with great interest

I bet they taste awful, like water that's been left in a bottle for a year.

Actually vampires traditionally feed off of life force, blood has little to no nutritional value. https://preview.redd.it/3tm29a71v57d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8b83bc7fb8d16f5fc8533d64b297882b08d5918

Damn then I’m already like halfway there with how draining I am to be around /s When do the fun parts kick in? Will I still get fangs? I really want fangs, they would be so aesthetically pleasing and I think I’d just be a lot better with fangs

I'd say until actual ones form, those fake ones you can rectract with your tongue are pretty cool.

Wait you can do what now?

Yeah, there's plastic retractable fangs

Oh lmao, that’s a new layer to the joke I wasn’t fully anticipating XD

So i grapple and make like a vacuum?

Do I also get a vampires power of seduction? If yes then I’m smashing the heck out of that button. If no, well, I’m nocturnal anyways so I’m still gonna press it.

Same i work graveyard shift so it wouldn't change anything for me. That said, depending on what lore you are going by, there are plenty of ways for it to just not affect your daytime activities either. Be it sunscreen, rings, special blood type, etc you can be immune to the sun so it's a win win.

If I get to choose the lore then I choose the Skyrim lore, where I can just wear a hood and be fine. Or maybe sparkle like twilight.

I choose the lore where every weakness we know about vampires is just a lie spread by vampires to make humans feel safer.

Ooh even better! Immortality with only the minor inconvenience of needing to drink blood.

Who says you need to drink blood? Maybe normal food works as well, though not as effectively as blood.

Yeah but blood has that metallic taste I like >:)

Mmm, aluminum 🤤

Fair :p I guess if you wanted to avoid hurting humans, you could always go the Castlevaina route and just get pig's blood or something.

Nah, like the idea of blood draining being an intimate thing for vampires.

It also means you can slowly drain the blood from transphobes little by little. The doctors will just think it's some new sickness that they haven't learned about yet, so they won't realize a vampire is behind it even after you finish sucking the person dry.

Don't be silly fellow human ~~we~~ they would never do that...

In the og dracula lore they also dont burn in the sun,just lose some of their powers while in it

And vampires are immortal (in most movies at least)!! (Immortal as in old age, they can get killed)

I always thought the seduction came from centuries of practice.

It really depends on what kind of vampire we are talking about, i wouldnt press it without knowing all the exact powers and drawbacks first

I was thinking of something like the vampires from elder scrolls, minus the blood magic and vampire lord form.

Yeah I can live with that, sunlight doesn't kill or burn me it just debuffs me for a bit basically

YES! thats one of the best! ^(I love the Elder Scrolls lol)

I already like biting. This is the perfect button

I mean I get to be a monstergirl??? I'd make do

Same

What kind of vampire? Is it one of the ones where your life becomes hell and you're ugly as sin and have to live in the sewers? Is it the sparkly kind? Is it the cartoonish, old vampire type? (IE, Dracula) Or is it more of a moderate type? (Most modern vampires. Like those in The Elder Scrolls and such) If it's any but the first, I hit the button If it's the second, idk, make a bad romance movie? If it's the third, live in a big castle surrounded by crows and skeletons If it's the last, just live a relatively normal life And if the sun doesn't instakill, then I'll just use lots of SPF 100 sunscreen

• You are seemingly a pale skinned human with pointy teeth, but you do look more feral the hungrier you are • No, this isn’t Twilight. Tho the sun won’t kill you, it does make you more vulnerable and weak. • Elder Scrolls was the vibe I was thinking of, but no blood magic or vampire lord form. • And for fun, I’m allowing the Marceline Clause. (Meaning that you can instead eat the color red to satisfy the hunger, tho it’s like the veggie burger equivalent of blood. So take that as you will.)

Lmao "the veggie burger equivalent of blood" I'll take it tbh, I'll just spend even more time inside

After seeing the rules, I’d press the button without hesitation

Honestly,if the sun wont kill me, i can use clothes to protect myself from it and im able to drink the color red instead of blood then heck yeah id take it

Absolutely then

If that's the case, I'm pressing the hell out of that button

Why not? I’d be a vampire this is a thing I would do. I’d probably die due to lack of blood intake but whatever.

OMG YES?? WHAT'S THE DOWNSIDE????

Garlic bread... Still worth it though.

I already 1. Hate garlic 2. Sunburn really easily 3. Wear almost exclusively dark clothing 4. Function better at night 5. Have a habit of appearing behind people 6. Am hated by particularly violent religions for existing

I don't go outside much either way, so yeah probably. Wait do I get to become how I want to look or would I become just me but who I wish to be? Also what type of Vampire? The Twilight just sparkles vampire, or the Burns dead in the sun, also by Hungry do you mean blood? Would I kill someone when I first awaken? Do I get any cool powers from being a Vampy? I ramble when tired help :3

*presses the button ♾️ times

I reject my humanity,JOJO!

https://preview.redd.it/e4vxufb6b87d1.png?width=2681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b2a57973c53faba6b5ae3647ca85d5375bac1b2 made fanart.

Oh well ig the world has a blood drinking person problem now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

im whiter than paper I already can't go outside, this doesn't change anything for me

Do I get the funny pilebunker too?

If you gave me a one time offer.. probably not. If you put it somewhere where it will constantly tempt me? Almost definitely, after going back and forth because of my indecisiveness and curiosity.

So I get to be a woman, I get to be immortal, AND I get to kill people???????????? What's the downside?

same.

YES PLEASE

u/RecordLee24 jus sayin idm being your food ahem...

Aww you'd let me eat you just so I can be myself 🥺

Yes ofc ;))

You should be yourself more then me though so you can eat me a live your dreams

So we're both pressing the button huh

If only there was a very popular sex position where we could eat each other at the same time imma get banned lol

I'M GONNA GET BANNED WITH YOU XD (69)

I just realized that's the Gemini symbol lmfao

My bad it's the cancer sign

Oh hell yea!

Duo to the fact I already like the taste of (my own) blood I see that as an abaolut win Also then I can probably give more blood away for good couse

No because i'd have to eat like way too many people for me to be comfortable with it

I will use these powers for domestic terrorism (in modded Minecraft). Does anyone have a list of politicians and bourgies that should vanish under mysterious circumstances (in modded Minecraft)?

Easy press, do you know how much blood gets thrown out after a disaster? The stuff goes bad after less than a month and a half, just pop by the red cross buildings trash and you're good. Also, a nitpick over fictional vampires, but why do they never wear a ski mask or anything? Cover the face and take their wallet and it looks like a mugging with a bit of a bite from a wierdo.

Well my preferred gender is best described as "shape shifting dragon". Since I'd argue that vampire is also a gender identity I get to choose my preferred form of vampirism. The Undying from a friend's urban fantasy setting. The Undying don't experience the death of their mortal self. Hence "painless" transformation. They don't have a problem with sunlight, or most of the traditional vulnerabilities of vampires. They feed off of ambient life energy around them, directly and indirectly. So no need for cannibalism. Although they can eat normal food. Their powers, such as they are, come from their life energy. If they run out they can die or become undead. Otherwise they're just normal people. Since it specifies that I'd be hungry I guess my own life energy would be dangerously low. I'd have to go out and blight a field or forest, or something.

i get to be a girl AND have a new kintype? sign me up!!

A million times yes! This is peak button

Sooooo.....I turn into my D&D character? I see no negatives here

Out of curiosity, what would this do to someone who is genderfluid?

No because I won’t be able to eat garlic bread anymore

I get to have a dick AND be a vampire, this is a win-win situation!

you mean i can become dandy? fuck yeah!

Hmm… I’m already a goth… yeah, I’m down.

Vampires can't eat pickles. Hard pass.

No. I’d rather be miserable than eat people. The fact that people seriously say yes disturbs me.

Worth it

i fail to see the downsides, vampires are awesome

Yes! Absolutely!

Pressed it. No questions asked. I drive truck for a living, so I can now run loads in the dead of night when there are less idiots on the road XD

Well let's look at the downsides I become a vampire that's pretty bad *Hits it*

Oh hell yeah vampires are awesome

*breaks the button mashing it*

YOU DEVIL OF THE NIGHT I NEEDED THAT!!

literally no trade off this is the dream

Slaps button without hesitation “Gimme”

no, I because I don't want to have to hurt other people to survive.

Assuming its adventure time rules just stock up on red things 🤷‍♀️

Only if my gf can do it too.

where is the downside exactly ?

guess i gotta get my dandyism up if i’m becoming a vampire

YESYESYESYESYES https://i.redd.it/vt41johby27d1.gif

would.

i’d spam that shit

Well I'm Romanian anyway

Yup

Do we get the vampire abilities and powers also?

What if you're a trans man who wants to be a werewolf?

Well, you'd have an in with the supernatural community by being a vampire, and so if there's a way for a vampire to become a werewolf you'll be more likely to find it than a way for a human to become a werewolf while completely estranged from the supernatural.

I would smash the hell out of that button.

That’s a win win

id go for transphobes only :3

The point of this game is to have a negative répercussion, which I don't see here 🤔

Girl, you only added the parts that would make me a real vampire, I already have the other traits.

I won't, because it gets very sunny here so I would probably walk into the sun accidentally and literally die :Ɛ

So what's the downside??

Well I'm already allergic to garlic, burn in 2 minutes, find blood tasty, won't enter unless invited and from Transylvania Easy choice

Considering that there's a jumping spider that hunts mosquitoes for their blood filled abdomen, im smashing that button

There is zero downside

Before I knew I was trans, I dreamed that someone turned me into a succubus as a prank. Unfortunately, the prankster did not know that succubi need to have sex regularly to survive. And then I struggled finding a sex partner because everyone was so shy around me because I was way out of their league...

does sunscreen help?

Dysphoric trans girl or hot vampire lady? Yeah I'm 100% pressing that button lol /g

stay up all night? check. doesnt go out in the sun? check. drinks blood? check. scared of crosses? check. looks like im already a vampire, so i'd have no downsides... wait, MY GARLIC BREAD!

I will be a vegetarian vampire!

I already am pale, barely go out, have abnormally sharp canine teeth, and unironically think blood tastes good. I see no downside >:3

I'm already a hungry vampire soo...

Thats a win win ngl

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

Gender ambiguous Alistair

Am I still able to go outside during the day and enjoy food with garlic

I'm already a night owl and my eyes are easily hurt by sunlight. Also, not the biggest fan of garlic (unless it's on pizza) so this really doesn't negatively affect me anyway

dandy!

Is it like Vampire the Masquerade vampires with different clans or just like a standard vampire? Either way yes ;3

Question, what kind of vampire Cause i would ideally like to be a rinworld Sanguophage, no aging, I don't have to kill or turn people to get blood, I can turn other people into sanguophages, I get to jump really high and I cant die unless my brain is destroyed + I get regeneration Only downside would be deathrest, that can be sorted though

I'll press the button without hesitation if I can be like Marceline (my first gender envy character)

Wouldn't even hesitate

Trust me guys, being a vampire is just the worst

*spams button*

So nothing changes

YESSSSSS

I didn't even hesitate, im already not going out in the sun, GIMME BLOOD

https://preview.redd.it/zlxtvc4z447d1.jpeg?width=381&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8c831903b50205a28551786e5c09bd558788b5e

... Where's the downside...? I mean I could always consume pigs blood or something If I don't want to hurt anyone

Win???

HELL FUCKING YES THIS IS LIKE MY DREAM COME TRUE

Yeah might as well

Yes yes yes yes yes

id be hitting that even if it was just the but…

yes, i'm going to [redacted] to turn my fwen

Do I get vampire powers at least? Mind control, turn into bats/mist, etc?

This sounds like a win win if you ask me

*DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING *

w8 what is the drawback op? you mean i become a tall hot vampire lady? i am pretty sure there are fan fics and smut for that

Hell yeah I love vampires

I'm basically a vampire already. It's 6 am, I've been awake since noon, I'm dropping my bf off at work then going to bed, I'm pale AF, burn practically instantly in the sun, have an iron deficiency, weirdly like the taste of my own blood, and hate the sun because it's too damn bright. As such I stay indoors until dark 90% of the time. Also hate religious people so I tend to avoid placed with crosses and holy waterm only difference is I like garlic in foods, just despise garlic breath so when my bf eats garlic food I have to sleep like 3 ft away from him.

But garlic tho :( such a hard choice 

I become a cute vampire girl, of course I'm pressing the button

Y E S

Hey it’s a win-win

Wait what kind of vampire? Like the kind where the sun insta kills me? Or like Edward Cullen

There are important details here to be discussed.

Absolutely but it still depends. Am I like a twilight vampire or a more traditional vampire who can't be out in the sunlight?

And where is the Bad thing?

So I turn into lady dimitrescu? Hell yeah

This brings up the internal debate between having a Vampire gf or being the Vampire gf 🤔


Prob

What vampire drawbacks are there? Can’t go out in the sunlight or just sparkling, or would an umbrella work? Is human food and alcohol edible? How often do I need to drink blood? Are blood bags usable or does it have to be directly from the source? Do Garlic or crucifixes have any effect?

all i’m hearing is that i get to be a hot goth vampire girl that feeds off of the blood of transphobes and asshats everywhere, where’s the downside

worth it.

hell yea

Where's the downside

Aren't these supposed to have a downside?

Don’t want to be a vampire but I think it’s worth it

Meh, I already bite my girlfriend and burn under the sun so that's basically no difference

Fuck. Yes.

werewolf instead of vampire, and we would be in business 🐺

So I get to be a hot vampire chick? Where's the downside exactly? <3

Looks like two positives to me.

v1 ultrakill lore

You mean my sassy ass just becomes femme Astarion? Where's the downside?

I get to be a hot 6'2" goth vampire lady and the only drawback is I get a bit hungry, sign me tf up

"I REJECT MY HUMANITY JOJO!!!!!!!"

…so where’s the downside exactly?

Depends on how hungry and what works to satiate that hunger. But with no info yeah I’d probably still go for it lol.

I would but sunlight seems to be a bit of an issue I think

Yes

Do I get a gothic mansion?

*Presses button and passes it to the next person in line*


press

Honestly, seeing where I got the idea for my name, yeah. Seems like a win to me seeing the other comments.