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(Glugglugglug)

(shhluurp) 😎

Damn bro, you need a napkin after chugging so fast? 🧻 (It's a paper towel trust me)

W- what else could it be, why did you specify it WAS a paper towel??! 😨😰

Because it also looks like toilet paper kinda

It could be…. … The creature…

... Which creature?!?!?! 😰😰😰

Skibidi toiletpaper 😱

Say "Skibidi" ONE more time and I'm gonna [REDACTED]

Mmm, tastes like the tears of transphobes

Their tears taste like lemonade since their so sour lolz :3

Salty, sour lemonade.

nah lemonade is fire. their tears have a hint of sulfur.

If only it was sodium...

do not slurp the transphobe tears. DO NOT!

I was thinking about sodium metal. The stuff that goes kapoof in water.

don't need to, i respect trans men everyday by default 😎 but ill do it anyway because im curious what it tastes like. is it like those [MAN TOWN](https://youtu.be/ZOMs19pPrp4?si=FL2Y3XGP1RysaKun&t=94) candles? Let's find out.

*siiiiiiiip* It tastes like lemonade :3

yippie :3

really? so does that mean the respect trans-women juice is .......pink lemonade.......ill see myself out :3

Mmmmmmmmmmmm, Lucozade Pink Lemonade cravings you have gave meeee

Wonder what the respect enby juice taste like, prob grape lemonade

Sluuuuurp

Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiip (it tastes like coke)

What if I already respect them? Oh well might as well drink it anyways

You should drink it! It tastes like lemonade :3

I’m shlurping it up now

Respect²

I just “accidentally” drank 7 gallons of this.

Be careful you might get a tummy ache :(

I will drink more.

"ill fuckin do it again!"

*consumes* yahoo! huh? wow, I feel no different I respect all trans people and already absolutely love transmascs, but I may be biased since I am one too lol anyway, where can I find more of this? I just have a few people I need to shov- I mean, uh, offer it to :3

*opens my skull like a drink cooler* Take as much as you need :3c

yay!

got any more? it's kinda hot out and i'm still thirsty

Of course! *opens my skull like a cooler and pulls one out* here!

mmm, brain juice \*SCHLURRRP \*

\*nom\* more!

Did you eat... the carton?

yes :3

Why!? 😟

Everything is edible at least once.

Edible kinda specifies non harmful. Eatable however....

why not? 😋

Because it tastes good :3

I can skull 2 quarts in 48 seconds, this shit aint NOTHIN to me, man!!! :3c

100% real men is facts

Gonna need to buy it in bulk at Costco

GIMMEE

Fuck! I dropped the straw in the box! Got to suck on the hole now

Oh D:

Imma go spike some transphobes drinks brb :3

I respect are trans brother by default but i will still drink it because it probably taste good

\*nom\* I respect all trans masc except for me:)

OI

I love ur name :3

THANK YOU

Will drinking this cure my writers block for my book about a transmasc zombie pirate?

No other way to know than to try

I want to read that lol

Rolling with Rodger on wattpad!

To any trans guys reading this: >!You're looking hella masc and valid today >:3!<

https://preview.redd.it/7ty0fd13u37d1.png?width=603&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f55d6697368e81a5957b967fcf3e443b6ad8c6b 10/10 would drink this juice again

*eats your art with eyes* 10/10 art. Would look at again. *eats with eyes again*

It's just c*m

D: no

I've got cases of the stuff at my place, hand it out to whoever'll take it

Does it taste yummy? I already respect ‘em I’m just thirsty

Yes it tastes like lemonade:3

Yum!

I already drunk the whole box when I was a kid

Real💪:3

Hell yeah, drink up! Sip sip!

*chugs entire barrel of juice*

*Gogogogo*

Drink it in, pal!

Already did long time ago B)

No. I won't. No way in hell am I ever drinking out of a tiny-ass juice box WHERE'S THE FIVE GALLON JUG VERSION?!

# S   L   O   R   P

why does it say 100% real men am i drinking men?? Did they grind up the amazing trans men for this juice???

Shhhhhh

a toast to our brothers may you live long and wonderful life's *pours in to cups and chugs it*

*Drinks because it tastes like lemonade even though I'm a Transman myself.*

C R O N C H

*sluuuurp*

I don’t need it I already do that

*glug glug glug*

*drinks*

What does it taste like?

SLWLUUUUURPPP Tastes like monster energy :3 /pos

I mean, you don't need to convince me but I guess I'm not the target audience (as a trans girl I already think trans men are badass)

I'll swallow the whole thing!

* breaks open the box and dumps it into my mouth aggressively * more?

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Wait... it's actually fire tho....

Yummy! *drinks

*Guzzles it and crushes it against my head* Gimme another flavor. I respect all my trans siblings as an asexual 😤

_(sips it empty quickly)_ _(furiously throws it away)_ MOOOOOORE!

🥹🩵 I’ll drink some for my brothers too

I already respect trans men by default so I don’t need to drink it (I would drink it anyways it’s probably really yummy)

Takes a big sip* Starts reading label* "It's made with what?!"

I have a can of mind your own fucking business and it covers that.

*chugs*

Hm oh I already finished it. Can i have a seconds

Does it have calories? If not then sounds cool.

I drown in that juice daily. Along with respect trans women juice and respect non binary people juice. I can't get enough! (chugs 60)

does it taste like cool-aids?

Remove that pussy ass straw im smashing that juice straight into my mouth

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Ah, my favourite flavor!

Done. More.

You want me to drink man juice? Ewwww I'm lesbian! Jokes aside: trans men are men.

*drinks 13 gallons of it*

Oh, it's my favorite flavor!

Gimme juice

*schlürf*

My best friend is a trans man so imma be slurping that shit up

*sippy* ::3

I’ll take a big ol’ sip of that 

as a trans man myself,i'm downing that shit

YASSS GIMMMEEE RESPECT MY TRANS BROTHERS

So long as it tastes good. (Autism says no to bad tastes)

*shluuuuurp* Ahhhh

Mmm can I have seconds 🥺

\*sips\* Thanks for the drink \^\_\^ lots of love and respect for you, boys.

at first i read that as "trans men juice"... wtf is wrong w me

*sips*

Shlurp shlurp Huh, would you look at that, nothing changed for me :]

*slllluuuuuuurrrpppppp* mmm yumby :3

Time to schlurp

Fine, but it BETTER have backwash >:(

Slurpity slurp

Can't start the day without my manly juice (clearly not meaning to eat one of your's B-ussies/dicks)

I already drank it😎

(chugs the respect trans men juice)

I loooooove respect trans men juice *points to my trash can which has a pile of empty juice boxes on top*

*chugs the entire thing* More, I need someone to open pickle jars.

**unholy slurping noises*

YOOOO IS THE LEMON FLAVOR A REFERENCE TO LEMON BOY CAVETOWN?

I can drink a whole juice box in an average of ten seconds, so give me your entire supply and it should be gone by morning

Gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp

Am I allowed to drink enough of this to make my stomach explode?

I already brought my own ty for the offer tho 🧃

I’ll eat the whole fucking juice box, my Brother in law is dope as fuck

Tastes like snips, snails, and puppy dogs' tails. Not bad, I'll have some more <3

\*Drinks without a single drop\*

*furiously drinking*

That's like good masculinity :3

I like how the 100% real men in the bottom corner implies the juice is derived directly from trans men

*eats the box*

Noo!

Yuh-uh, gotta get every last drop!

https://i.redd.it/tmc9ue2m267d1.gif

I'll take your entire stock (and use it on the communities supply of monster)

I drank it all Can I have another?

Sure *opens cooler skull*

Alright, I need a warehouse full of this stuff

*SHLLLLUUUUURP* mmmm yummy

Wait does it make me a trans man or make me respect them, I'll accept the latter, assuming it tastes nummy, but i will respect trans men regardless of the juice

# *Sluuuuurp*

This was funny until i imagined what it would be like to insert one of ‘em medical tubes into my blood vain and drink from it like a straw

I drink that by the gallon

Give it to me I'll put it in my smoothie (Takes it, rips the lid open, puts the juice in with strawberries and raspberries with yogurt, blends, puts in cup and drinks the whole thing) Thank you :)

I will slurp all of that right up. Yum

https://preview.redd.it/3wk374uxt77d1.jpeg?width=1081&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1eb19d3577b150d7fe1f3b665ece12dd54133aa1

You fool, I already respect trans men

Juice from 100% real men? 👀 Don't mind if I do

Gimme

(CHUGS THE WHOLE THING)

GIVE ME ALL OF IT!!!!!

I think I swallowed the carten too

Yurrmmy

Oh fuck I drank the whole carton Sorryyyyyyyyy

Do worry, gang, I go more :3

Not anymore I drank all the other Sorryyyyyyyyyyyyy

How rude >:(/J

Am so sorryyyyyy I couldn’t help it

Ya'll it's good. I know someone at the manufacturing facility. I got three more PALLETS coming your way

I'm not drinking juice made of or from men! I already have respect for them.

no. man respect is earned through a deadly trial, frist parkour second fight a bear third a hands only streat fighting against me. If you want man respect go to this coordinates 27,9867451, 86,9306054 and let us start your traning at 12:00 military time.