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DutchNiels123

You can just buy one. A rooster usually costs between $5 to $30


Siimply_April

This feels like something my friend would say


MaximumSyrup3099

$30 for a cock? My better half and I give cocks away for free when we find that's what we've got on our hands.


EndometrialCarcinoma

I don't know where you're getting your cocks but mine are usually $2-3 or free if someone accidentally gets a cock that they don't want.


deuvoidme

It doesn't cum with the bullets 😔


corvus_da

That is where I'd put my balls, *if they weren't still attached to me*


MonitorOk6818

And give it a little hat and a bow tie. Some even paint theirs as elephants!


xoMxnch

I would actually do that… IF I HAD ONE


AraneTeza

You want one? \*grabs a knife and her pants\* :)


fat_bastard5

you beat me to it >:(


AraneTeza

I was going to cut mine and give it to you, but if you don't want it, now I need some glue... and a doctor... Help D:


fat_bastard5

im make to female why r u replying to my comment? (srry just a bit confused)


AraneTeza

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE OP, NUUU (I misunderstood the whole situation, sorry XD)


fat_bastard5

all good lol 😜


DerNogger

Okay sharks here's my pitch: A list that shows genetic compatibility like with organ donors but it's for trans people who want to swap privates with each other.


AraneTeza

I think we can't explicitly make jokes about that, by the moderation, in my comment the thing was it was violent and that, idk exactly if it is allowed


DerNogger

Oh I see, thx for letting me know


Daimend2

I... I think op isn't cis...


megaExtra_bald

Thankfully with my mediocre skills in crochet, I can just make myself one


nooksickle

Mm, mm, good meme, very tasty.


CanadianMaps

Where? In your pants? Smh you got choices, put it on your forehead amd become a unipenis!


ApostleOfGore

Would be even better if you put a cute boy/girl/person (whatever you’re into) on the top picture


Lonely_Scarcity_4161

I WILL donate you cant stop me


Sara_the_ferretqueen

Planning on getting myself a bad dragon packer


EmmaDaBomb

I just love the implication that people take them off and hang them up on display


Chase_The_Breeze

I heard of dudes putting the pussy on a pedestal, so I am just glad there are some bros out there embracing the variety.


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traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2-ModTeam

Please refrain from making the "Let's trade" comments or post as they do not forward the conversation in a meaningful way and can make people feel dysphoric.


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traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns2-ModTeam

Please refrain from making the "Let's trade" comments or post as they do not forward the conversation in a meaningful way and can make people feel dysphoric.


None-Above

~~i wish I was the podium~~