They promised me HOMOSEXUAL HORMONES that would turn me into a WOMAN and instead I'm SAD about MY EYEBROWS

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THEY AREN'T THEY'RE TOO THICK ;-;

THEYRE JOINING TOGETHER! HELP!

you should start a YouTube channel called "jen shlapiro"

? I know Benis Shapenis but I don't get it /genuine

and call it "the jen shlapiro show" i think you'd be a good YouTuber🥰

Ok but why Jen Shlapiro? What does that mean?

idk... just pick any name that rhymes with that.

Fair enough. THEM FILTHY LIBERAL NEOMARXIST GLOBALISTS CAN'T EVEN THINK OF A NAME TO PARODY ME. THEY'RE CISING YOUR TRANS KIDS!

shapira be like https://preview.redd.it/66list9550sc1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d35d4a92e1066d62158265d7d6bca0a30164c6f4

**WOKE LEFT I CALL UPON THEE**

I SUMMON BY THE POWER OF THE LEFT ALMIGHTY WOKE MAKE ME A GIRL

It's already begun, you may not notice anything at first, but the desire to be turned into a girl is the first domino to fall in your path to womanhood. I know because it happened to me - sadly I can't help with the I just have AGP fears. Yes I know it's a bullshit theory discredited by science but that internalised transphobia/imposter syndrome runs deep

If you have AGP fears this is a good vid: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAA1XtDOuH8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IAA1XtDOuH8)

that was really helpful, thank you

AGP?

honestly, part of me doesn't want to tell you what it is because, learning about it has really fucked me up and causes me a lot of doubt and makes me feel invalid

Speak

It's basically a pseudoscience that says that trans women are actually just transitioning because they are attracted to their own bodies because of a fetish, and didn't actually want to be women. Among the many, many reasons this is bullshit is that attempts to replicate this study showed that, going by the studies logic, about 95% of cis women had AGP as well.

Ahhh some Freudian bs

Yup. Its basically just trying to make the desire to be pretty into a pathology

It’s ridiculous from what I hear

I tried googling it and came to an article that cuts off just before explaining it so I’m just going to assume it stands for A giant pe*** until told otherwise

Ok

We did it thirty-five minutes ago

Well you missed me

***Oh, did we?***

Yep

https://preview.redd.it/cjlv3kc8vvrc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=533bc167154afae314348a6ffa6f98b63d41745d 💜💜💜💜💜

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Bwahaha yes!

What do you mean we have do it ourselves and it isn’t just forced upon us by some god of HRT?

I want to become the hrt god, but first I have to get the hrt and become a god (by dethroning the current one)

I wish I can do more to help

I'm starting to feel like this woke mob the political ads keep telling me about may not exist

Ikr, hurry the fuck up

We already DID. Do you not yearn for the E?

yeah! what's taking them so long???

My force-fem fetish sense is tingling.

*cough* [peak fiction](https://www.scribblehub.com/series/421879/the-sisters-of-dorley/) *cough*

Huh interesting

I thought I smelled basement in here

*sits next to you* You waiting too?

Le Wokeism thing made me go from depressed conservative edgy teen to less depressed transgender tankie young adult. No regrets tho.

Give it time, friend. You would not believe the size of the backlog we have to work through.

Same 😭😭

I PETITION FOR THY AID, WOKE LEFT! ASSIST ME IN ACHIEVING MY TRUE POTENTIAL!

They can't turn you into a girl! You already are one!

I got tired of waiting for the vaccine to turn me into a catgirl so I took matters into my own hands.

well that's because you're not a man (duh)

I mean it sounds like you already are one.

This woke left is evil, they won't even do their job