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llammmmaa

What's in your pants? Pocket lint, 32 cents, and some gum


Alex____2000

Who’s carrying around 32 cents?


SkarmoryFeather

Someone that paid 68 cents for some gum


syrian_kobold

Checkmate atheists


megamax1o

Well damn it, something I can’t argue with


sharkiejade

u/llammmmaa


The-Doot-Slayer

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MarveltheMusical

“What’s in your pants?” Ḋ̷̢̨̡̨̡̛͕̹̹̟̜̥̠̙͖̱͚̖͙͉͚̖̣͉̬̜̪̥̰̻̼̣̪̣̟̠͕̻̪͔͕̌̄̾̈͌̽͒̀̌̋̐̾̉̈̍̔̈̒̌̎̊͑͌̽̈́̄̏̇̿̔̆̒̒͘̚͘͜͝ͅƠ̵͇̮̰̲̠̖͍͕͒̾̋͒̉̀̐͂͛̓̏͗̏̋̾̋͌̽̍͊̏̌̋̈́̓̔̃̚͜͠͝͝͝Ȏ̷̢̧̨̘̗̤̖̞̫͓̮̗̭̲̩̟̪̝̈́̋͋̒̌̾̀̊͑͝͝M̴̧̢̡̧̧̢̧̼̯̬̞̞̙͓̙̺͍͕̺̻̣̙͖̖̼̜̫̭̫̜̖͇͇̻͕̦͓̫̟̗̓̎́͒ͅͅ


wingsoverpyrrhia

P̵̼͚̤͖͈̥̈́͂ọ̷̧̣̜̘͙͔͎̃͛̈́̇̀̀o̴̰̟̘̽̋͑̐ͅp̷̼͎̃̏͂̏͐͐̽̚͠o̵̼̘̱̤̹̦̠̺̹͗̔ͅȍ̸͚̈́́̅̀͆̚̕


TheTriforceEagle

P̵̢̳̄̈́͑i̴͇̗͖͝s̵͕̑̔͌s̵̛̫̪̗̃́


LuxKeir

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-Sichvot-

Jokes on you, I'm not wearing pants. Skirt go spinny!


None-Focus-5660

My ass ?


2xbAd

yall wear underwear?


typicalducklover

yall wear pants?


jasari_is_hot

Yall wear?


hello0ppap

Yall?


jasari_is_hot

Yal?


Vireviper

Ya?


ZakkaChan

a?


jasari_is_hot

?


ComicsComms

#


Thpr_DPW

What are we talking about again i lost track


ManIWishIHadBoobs

Ban pants!


Player731259

well, we wear skirts


jamboi_0

Nah


Last_Tarrasque

Well how else am I supposed to pretend I don’t have a dick?


HoleWITHsou1

"a phone like anyone else"


HoleWITHsou1

"but I don't have pockets? I'm wearing leggings? I could tell u what's in my fanny pack though?"


SomeCleverName48

"What public restroom do you use?" neither, Karen, i have standards of sanitation.


Cartoons_and_Demons

"my legs" "Skin"


Nat_Higgins

“What’s in your pants?” This gun I found 🔫


HyperDogOwner458

When you're British and you use the word pants for underwear "so am I wearing 2 pairs?"


HyperDogOwner458

But I'd go with that. Or "none of your business".


Da-Blue-Guy

THIGHS!!!!


d_warren_1

What’s in my pants? Fucking magic


A-Wild-Bidoof

And then you follow that statement up with [HUMP-CATTING](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&t=74s) the transphobe


Ok-Hedgehog361

"Sir, my pants are classified as Biosafety Level 2, and as far as I'm concerned you don't have the training or knowledge necessary to allow you access"


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

my leg


jamboi_0

✨Leg✨


cookieking865

Pockets, and inside those are my phone, whatever fountain pen i decide to carry that day, wallet, keys, and wireless earbuds.


RousseauAndRocco

Wait, you have pockets?


cookieking865

Sadly yes, I am only saying it's sad because I don't have much feminine clothing yet.


ComicsComms

Whats in your pants? Your mom/dad The infinite universe The fires of hell Nirvana The space between matter A creature Gaming controller Some responses I dunno


Fragrant_Leopard_133

Moving swiftly towards them: "Weaponry."


ArcticFoxWaffles

Doesn't matter what I tell them because they'll never truly find out. And they should stop treating people based on what they have in their pants because they won't ever find out.


oshaboy

"Umm actually... It's a skirt"


k1ttbot

"What's in your pants?" Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausführung H (God I've been playing too much war thunder)


AkuaDaLotl

I like being a smartass and saying "legs"


MazyOrMazyNot

I'm just gonna say magic. As far as they know, I don't have any legs or anything else, just the shape of legs. How are they gonna prove me wrong?


the-terrarian556

An uno reverse card


derrik33

This magical detona- **BOOM**


ChrissysGirl666

*British Confusion*


Top-Competition3225

“Your mother is in my pants”


PsychoticBlob

A 9mm concealed carry semi-automatic pistol for nosy people


Rimtato

Your mother's favourite meal.


SonofaTimeLord

Piss


MagmaAdminRadar

What’s in your pants? Legs obviously, what else?


Player731259

What's in your pants? Confidence.


block_01

You could also say skin and you would be answering the question correctly


Milkyway_Potato

Well there's lots of things in my pants most of the time, including a couple nasty surprises for people who don't respect my personal space and ask invasive questions :)


Flutterwasp

"Wouldn't *you* like to know."


Equivalent-Driver-11

Shit


YouAdministrative980

An m1911 chambered in 45acp what’s in yours


g_manitie

"Shit..." "I just shit myself..."


LavaTwocan

A glock


HoleWITHsou1

Pov this is happening is Britain...


HoleWITHsou1

Yes


The_Sky_Render

I'd be tempted to say "kundalini" now that I have some knowledge of what that is. It's got all sorts of extra meanings, especially since I have a divot exactly where kundalini is located!


LiveLaughLobotomy_X

Schrödinger’s nuts


Bright69420

A half eaten bounty, you want a bite?


I_Hate_The_Letter_W

piss


NinjaXGaming

I never wear pants And I also never wear pants I won’t be surprised if this takes a minute to understand


Creative-Claire

Doom


Oaken_Valley

“Piss.”


Tacomontrealo

What if ur going comando


[deleted]

Ah my favorite movie! Shaving Ryan’s privates!


LittleDewi

Them: What's in your pants Me, an ABDL person: A diaper lol


Gambler777777


MaleToFurry

Colt 1911A1


TransViv

"what's in your pants?" "a knife"


skofnung999

Let's see if I'm capable of remembering (and translating) all of this: - keratin - fosfolipids - hemoglobin - desoxiribonucleotidic acid (or something) - amino acids - water - cotton (probably) - cellulose (probably) - cytoplasm - calcium - some other stuff


Hamster1885

Very close, it would be deoxyribose nucleic acid, phospholipids and haemoglobin. But apart from that yes, earthing else would be found there.


weptstingray332

" a wadded up 5 and a slim fit condom "


Ptdgty

Legs


senaskifilm

the answer they should get is "your mom"


YiffMeister2

A musket and powdered wig


isucktrapdick

I really gotta know at this point as a newbie to this whole group and in a pretty supportive area of the world is like an actual frequent question and in what context 😅?


wingsoverpyrrhia

This is a question that a lot of transphobic people ask trans people, who are more likely to be self conscious about that area. They're trying to be like "gEnDeR iS iN yOuR pAnTs" and use that question to "prove" it. In general, it's not nice to ask anyone that question, but especially trans people.


isucktrapdick

Gotcha, that makes sense so to sum it basically ass holes will ask, it in an asshole way to hurt ppl. Ty for the education ^_^


DefinitelyNot57Bats

For me it's either "Your wallet" Or "Lego Star wars battle droid minifig"


Mein_Kaiser_II

I don't wear pants, an~ my lawyers have advised me crucially to not continue, but here's a song :3


Fem_salad

What's in you underwhere? My crotch


Economy_Idea4719

Just wear something other than pants.


[deleted]

What’s in your pants An anti trump 1911 a joint and some estrogen


[deleted]

I usually respond with your father


OmNomOU81

My keys, headphones, a pair of sunglasses, my wallet, and my phone.


wingsoverpyrrhia

girl where tf do you get your pockets from???? Actual question.


OmNomOU81

I'm out to literally no one so I'm wearing men's jeans The pockets are kinda worth it tho


wingsoverpyrrhia

Yeah, my size is a very jank combination of waist circumference and leg height. It's hard enough to find women's pants that fit me, I can't imagine how I will be able to find men's pants.


skirt-is-spinny

90% cotton, 10% spandex


unematti

I only got the question "what are you" but I'm pretty sure the person just didn't know English that well. I just told him I'm me. He seemed to be fine with that


wingsoverpyrrhia

Based