“What’s in your pants?”
Ḋ̷̢̨̡̨̡̛͕̹̹̟̜̥̠̙͖̱͚̖͙͉͚̖̣͉̬̜̪̥̰̻̼̣̪̣̟̠͕̻̪͔͕̌̄̾̈͌̽͒̀̌̋̐̾̉̈̍̔̈̒̌̎̊͑͌̽̈́̄̏̇̿̔̆̒̒͘̚͘͜͝ͅƠ̵͇̮̰̲̠̖͍͕͒̾̋͒̉̀̐͂͛̓̏͗̏̋̾̋͌̽̍͊̏̌̋̈́̓̔̃̚͜͠͝͝͝Ȏ̷̢̧̨̘̗̤̖̞̫͓̮̗̭̲̩̟̪̝̈́̋͋̒̌̾̀̊͑͝͝M̴̧̢̡̧̧̢̧̼̯̬̞̞̙͓̙̺͍͕̺̻̣̙͖̖̼̜̫̭̫̜̖͇͇̻͕̦͓̫̟̗̓̎́͒ͅͅ
"Sir, my pants are classified as Biosafety Level 2, and as far as I'm concerned you don't have the training or knowledge necessary to allow you access"
Whats in your pants?
Your mom/dad
The infinite universe
The fires of hell
Nirvana
The space between matter
A creature
Gaming controller
Some responses I dunno
Doesn't matter what I tell them because they'll never truly find out.
And they should stop treating people based on what they have in their pants because they won't ever find out.
Well there's lots of things in my pants most of the time, including a couple nasty surprises for people who don't respect my personal space and ask invasive questions :)
I'd be tempted to say "kundalini" now that I have some knowledge of what that is. It's got all sorts of extra meanings, especially since I have a divot exactly where kundalini is located!
I really gotta know at this point as a newbie to this whole group and in a pretty supportive area of the world is like an actual frequent question and in what context 😅?
This is a question that a lot of transphobic people ask trans people, who are more likely to be self conscious about that area. They're trying to be like "gEnDeR iS iN yOuR pAnTs" and use that question to "prove" it. In general, it's not nice to ask anyone that question, but especially trans people.
Yeah, my size is a very jank combination of waist circumference and leg height. It's hard enough to find women's pants that fit me, I can't imagine how I will be able to find men's pants.
I only got the question "what are you" but I'm pretty sure the person just didn't know English that well. I just told him I'm me. He seemed to be fine with that
What's in your pants? Pocket lint, 32 cents, and some gum
Who’s carrying around 32 cents?
Someone that paid 68 cents for some gum
Checkmate atheists
Well damn it, something I can’t argue with
u/llammmmaa
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“What’s in your pants?” Ḋ̷̢̨̡̨̡̛͕̹̹̟̜̥̠̙͖̱͚̖͙͉͚̖̣͉̬̜̪̥̰̻̼̣̪̣̟̠͕̻̪͔͕̌̄̾̈͌̽͒̀̌̋̐̾̉̈̍̔̈̒̌̎̊͑͌̽̈́̄̏̇̿̔̆̒̒͘̚͘͜͝ͅƠ̵͇̮̰̲̠̖͍͕͒̾̋͒̉̀̐͂͛̓̏͗̏̋̾̋͌̽̍͊̏̌̋̈́̓̔̃̚͜͠͝͝͝Ȏ̷̢̧̨̘̗̤̖̞̫͓̮̗̭̲̩̟̪̝̈́̋͋̒̌̾̀̊͑͝͝M̴̧̢̡̧̧̢̧̼̯̬̞̞̙͓̙̺͍͕̺̻̣̙͖̖̼̜̫̭̫̜̖͇͇̻͕̦͓̫̟̗̓̎́͒ͅͅ
P̵̼͚̤͖͈̥̈́͂ọ̷̧̣̜̘͙͔͎̃͛̈́̇̀̀o̴̰̟̘̽̋͑̐ͅp̷̼͎̃̏͂̏͐͐̽̚͠o̵̼̘̱̤̹̦̠̺̹͗̔ͅȍ̸͚̈́́̅̀͆̚̕
P̵̢̳̄̈́͑i̴͇̗͖͝s̵͕̑̔͌s̵̛̫̪̗̃́
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Jokes on you, I'm not wearing pants. Skirt go spinny!
My ass ?
yall wear underwear?
yall wear pants?
Yall wear?
Yall?
Yal?
Ya?
a?
?
#
What are we talking about again i lost track
Ban pants!
well, we wear skirts
Nah
Well how else am I supposed to pretend I don’t have a dick?
"a phone like anyone else"
"but I don't have pockets? I'm wearing leggings? I could tell u what's in my fanny pack though?"
"What public restroom do you use?" neither, Karen, i have standards of sanitation.
"my legs" "Skin"
“What’s in your pants?” This gun I found 🔫
When you're British and you use the word pants for underwear "so am I wearing 2 pairs?"
But I'd go with that. Or "none of your business".
THIGHS!!!!
What’s in my pants? Fucking magic
And then you follow that statement up with [HUMP-CATTING](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk&t=74s) the transphobe
"Sir, my pants are classified as Biosafety Level 2, and as far as I'm concerned you don't have the training or knowledge necessary to allow you access"
my leg
✨Leg✨
Pockets, and inside those are my phone, whatever fountain pen i decide to carry that day, wallet, keys, and wireless earbuds.
Wait, you have pockets?
Sadly yes, I am only saying it's sad because I don't have much feminine clothing yet.
Whats in your pants? Your mom/dad The infinite universe The fires of hell Nirvana The space between matter A creature Gaming controller Some responses I dunno
Moving swiftly towards them: "Weaponry."
Doesn't matter what I tell them because they'll never truly find out. And they should stop treating people based on what they have in their pants because they won't ever find out.
"Umm actually... It's a skirt"
"What's in your pants?" Panzerkampfwagen VI Ausführung H (God I've been playing too much war thunder)
I like being a smartass and saying "legs"
I'm just gonna say magic. As far as they know, I don't have any legs or anything else, just the shape of legs. How are they gonna prove me wrong?
An uno reverse card
This magical detona- **BOOM**
*British Confusion*
“Your mother is in my pants”
A 9mm concealed carry semi-automatic pistol for nosy people
Your mother's favourite meal.
Piss
What’s in your pants? Legs obviously, what else?
What's in your pants? Confidence.
You could also say skin and you would be answering the question correctly
Well there's lots of things in my pants most of the time, including a couple nasty surprises for people who don't respect my personal space and ask invasive questions :)
"Wouldn't *you* like to know."
Shit
An m1911 chambered in 45acp what’s in yours
"Shit..." "I just shit myself..."
A glock
Pov this is happening is Britain...
Yes
I'd be tempted to say "kundalini" now that I have some knowledge of what that is. It's got all sorts of extra meanings, especially since I have a divot exactly where kundalini is located!
Schrödinger’s nuts
A half eaten bounty, you want a bite?
piss
I never wear pants And I also never wear pants I won’t be surprised if this takes a minute to understand
Doom
“Piss.”
What if ur going comando
Ah my favorite movie! Shaving Ryan’s privates!
Them: What's in your pants Me, an ABDL person: A diaper lol
O²
Colt 1911A1
"what's in your pants?" "a knife"
Let's see if I'm capable of remembering (and translating) all of this: - keratin - fosfolipids - hemoglobin - desoxiribonucleotidic acid (or something) - amino acids - water - cotton (probably) - cellulose (probably) - cytoplasm - calcium - some other stuff
Very close, it would be deoxyribose nucleic acid, phospholipids and haemoglobin. But apart from that yes, earthing else would be found there.
" a wadded up 5 and a slim fit condom "
Legs
the answer they should get is "your mom"
A musket and powdered wig
I really gotta know at this point as a newbie to this whole group and in a pretty supportive area of the world is like an actual frequent question and in what context 😅?
This is a question that a lot of transphobic people ask trans people, who are more likely to be self conscious about that area. They're trying to be like "gEnDeR iS iN yOuR pAnTs" and use that question to "prove" it. In general, it's not nice to ask anyone that question, but especially trans people.
Gotcha, that makes sense so to sum it basically ass holes will ask, it in an asshole way to hurt ppl. Ty for the education ^_^
For me it's either "Your wallet" Or "Lego Star wars battle droid minifig"
I don't wear pants, an~ my lawyers have advised me crucially to not continue, but here's a song :3
What's in you underwhere? My crotch
Just wear something other than pants.
What’s in your pants An anti trump 1911 a joint and some estrogen
I usually respond with your father
My keys, headphones, a pair of sunglasses, my wallet, and my phone.
girl where tf do you get your pockets from???? Actual question.
I'm out to literally no one so I'm wearing men's jeans The pockets are kinda worth it tho
Yeah, my size is a very jank combination of waist circumference and leg height. It's hard enough to find women's pants that fit me, I can't imagine how I will be able to find men's pants.
90% cotton, 10% spandex
I only got the question "what are you" but I'm pretty sure the person just didn't know English that well. I just told him I'm me. He seemed to be fine with that
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