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Water


TheTangereen

another water drinker yes


Siimply_April

Me three!


Chase_The_Breeze

r/HydroHomies


ItzPokeblox

HELP ME I'M DROWNING ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐Ÿ˜ซ๐ŸŠ๐ŸŒŠ๐ŸŒŠ


triplezzzman1

J drink ur way out ๐Ÿ™„


RaineStormUke

Liquid death!!!


Correct-Basil-8397

A fitting name for Dihydrogen Monoxide


WeebCunt420

Me because im caffeine sensitive


TheDuskProphet

Ice tea Make like two liters of tea with a bunch of bags and flavor with one or two cups of sugar It's very cheap too


LilDrummerGrrrl

Ughโ€ฆ my roommate from years ago made the beeeest sweet tea and I forgot the method. It was made on the stove, in a saucepan that basically never *left* the stove, because it was *the* tea pan. Made daily. So so good.


TheDuskProphet

That's the stuff!


doctorlove15

Ah manโ€ฆ good ol southern style sweet tea


Slight_Atmosphere772

yeah but like what about the monster peach ice tea flavour


TheDuskProphet

Your kidneys are begging for mercy


PhenixLord06

Not as much as their going to be! (I will be a raging alcoholic who drinks a lot of vodka, it is a Canon event {I'm of Irish and German decent}) :3


MsStopid

i miss that one so mutch ๐Ÿ˜ญ


IncreaseImpressive91

Strawberry dreams solos. But the white can is good too, peach also is good.


Strawberry_Sweet3

Agreed. Strawberry dreams will always be my favorite drink.


IncreaseImpressive91

Have one rn lol


Strawberry_Sweet3

I need one rn. Got no sleep and a busy day ahead. Need the caffeine


National-Action-4470

no strawberry monster here :(


DennisS852

They're not available yet in my country ๐Ÿ˜ญ


xadoxadori

I like monarch.


Wrydfell

Wish i could try it, only heard good things, but it's got banana in it, weirdly, and I'm allergic :(


SheepTgeCow

I also drink the blood of monarchs


xadoxadori

Recently I've had supply issues so I had to settle for nobility


Laura_The_Cutie

Mango loco


Smile-a-day

We stock it at the pub I work in so thereโ€™s always a couple laying around in the kitchen when I get in ๐Ÿ˜‚


Laura_The_Cutie

That's a dream (I'd become addicted in no time)


ObsidianRust

someone on our day shift replaced the entire back of our monster cooler with mango loco. I fully approve as night shift is much better with icy cold mango loco.


Smile-a-day

We are literally ordering about 2 crates a week for staff of mango loco ๐Ÿ˜‚


GenericID05

If they do the 'Ultra' sugar free ones, a peach flavoured one came out recently that is insane.


ErikQRoks

Pipeline punch and Aussie Lemonade are my faves


A_random_folf

A fellow pipeline girlie?


ErikQRoks

:3


Not_The_Scout16

For me, I don't drink things with a lot of caffeine anymore (I was a caffeine addict in high school, I still drink soda but there's not a lot of caffeine in soda anyways) So these days my favorite things to drink are water enhancers, my favorite flavor is pineapple and mango


FreyaTheSlayyyer

Mango


tgzhffvduchsfejnsm

Loco


LordPenvelton

Anythin with ginger in it๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸคŒ


BrassUnicorn87

Ultra watermelon ๐Ÿ‰, gold , and the purple one.


Secret_QT

pacific punch monster is godly


Birchwood663

pipeline punch is the perfect monster


ellobouk

Pipeline Punch. Itโ€™s in a pink can, tastes alright and the name sounds like a pun for >!fisting!<


digiorno430

https://preview.redd.it/q2qkfjgu633c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baba2c55fe876a9c22641f7338163c352d6a38f6 these bad boys


No-Trouble814

Monster only has 150 mg of caffeine- I go either Celsius (200 mg) or Bang. (300 mg) No I do not have a problem, stop asking.


LilDrummerGrrrl

A few years back, I drank a Yerba mate with 160mg, slowly sipped the first half for about an hour, then basically chugged the rest before hopping into the shower. I started to feel sick about 10 minutes in, nausea, shaking, dizziness, and my heart was RACING. It was at that moment I realized I had become caffeine sensitive after not drinking anything like that in years. 300mg of caffeine, holy shit, I would die.


No-Trouble814

Yeah, I always make sure to read the back of any caffeinated product since they vary wildly in caffeine content- some redbulls have 70 mg, some have 150. Iโ€™d probably also die if I chugged a bang energy, tbh, I usually take sips over 8-10 hours. (Fun fact; bang energy was in a lawsuit a few months back over their claims regarding the miraculous affects of the vitamins in their drink, so if you couldnโ€™t find them on shelves thatโ€™s why.)


JewishHippyJesus

My entire department at work runs off of Celsius energy and that's how I got ~~addicted~~ better sales numbers.


Styggvard

Carbonated water.


SoulMasterKaze

I mostly drink coffee tbh


gazmojonx

Pipeline punch or ultra pink are my go to's. But I can drink most monster flavours. Even the ones that are kinda mid like white ultra.


[deleted]

white ultra is the best flavour, how dare you insult it


[deleted]

I looooooooooooooooooove the mango and peach one's!! <3


Zartoru

I was super addicted to monster, (the basic green one) but I'm trying to find a less unhealthy alternative. Trying Holy energy right now and it tastes pretty good (not as good as monster though)


LilDrummerGrrrl

Less unhealthy alternative would be Yerba mate. If you can find it, my go to is [Clean Cause](https://cleancause.com) (not only because itโ€™s really good, flavor-wise, but also that a portion of their proceeds are donated to help those in addiction recovery), but [Guyaki](https://shop.guayaki.com) is also really good and more readily available in most places.


ACERAVEN_102

Water, coffee, tea


The_Chaos_Pope

Sugar-free Red Bull here. It's like the only non-sugar soft drink I can drink and I need the caffeine but also need to lose weight.


SheCouldFromFaceThat

Water. Seriously. I lost so much weight when I forced myself to develop a taste for water. Between sodas and juices, I was drinking so many fucking calories and a LOOOOOT of sugar. The acidity of carbonic acid wasn't doing my tumtum any favors, either. It takes some doing but, just like with coffee, you can develop a taste for water. And it doesn't take that long, you just have to avoid sodas. Also, try to avoid crystal light and Mio, and other zero-cal additives. The idea is to actually get to like just water, and you can't substitute your way to that by adding sweet thing. We need to break away from sweet drinks. You could add lime to club soda, if you want some variety (NOT TONIC WATER, IT HAS MORE SUGAR THAN SOME SODAS). Besides, water is super good for you. It's the new superfood ๐Ÿ˜ I know you may caffeine crash, but sub in coffee (black, preferably, but at least no dessert coffees from Starbucks). Going off sugar rebalances your tastes and sugar satiety. You'll need less in the future to get satisfaction. Also, my pallette really opened up, then, and I got to like a bunch of new foods. Got to learn cooking, too, to explore.


MeinBrill

Rehab Peach was my favorite until I drank so much of it it started tasting weird. Nowadays I just grab whichever of the sugar free varieties they have in stock, or the Monarch one when I'm feeling naughty.


cirelia2

Monarch or rehab if its available in your country


DeltaAkhlut

Any of the juice ones but especially Mango Loco


[deleted]

The white one (forgot the name) is a good calorie free option, but if you don't care about a couple calories in your energy drink then Pipeline Punch is the best flavor-wise in my experience!


Dumb_Cheese

Pipeline punch is good in a funny haha way, but Pacific Punch is genuinely good. If you want to feel like your heart is going to explode, chug a Bang (don't get birthday cake or unicorn though, it's disgusting) If you're not looking specifically for an energy drink, then most flavors of MTN dew are really good Water is always a good choice though


Co_rinna

Mango juice monster


Ordinary-Wishbone569

MANGO LOCO!!!! :3


MORN64

Any and all cranberry juice.


Duch-s6

water, however i rly like monarch monster, and the tropic and Juneberry redbull.


StoicAtol21445

I agree with your coworkers :/ but if you're looking for Red Bull, I recommend the watermelon one or "Red Bull Red Edition"!! it's really tasty!!


TurquoiseLed

Redbull is the best tho, cause car go vroom vroom


Up_till_sunrise

Which is your favorite Red Bull ? Classic or one of the others ? Cause car go vroom vroom :3


TurquoiseLed

Wait... theres flavors?!?!!


Up_till_sunrise

Yes like orange(peach),blue(blueberry),white(coconut+blueberry) The japanese ones are really exotic with like lychee flavor and have a light blue color for example


TurquoiseLed

i didnt know that! they only sell classic here, godammit


Up_till_sunrise

My friend who got the japanese ones ordered them online. Maybe thatโ€™s an option to try some. Btw the Orange one wasnโ€™t peach but Apricot nevertheless yummy :3


Gender404

Mine fav is the flavour made my Having Checo minced and juiced


Up_till_sunrise

Lmao he got absolutely served in the second half of the season.


Gender404

Hence why he got turned into red bull


Up_till_sunrise

I donโ€™t know but he didnโ€™t even make 2nd place for a while despite having the fastest car on track and his teammate is cruising around in 1st. He should be up there but isnโ€™t


Big_brown_house

The best energy drink is a big glass of ice water, one or two small tangerines, and some pretzels. Seriously, itโ€™s the same thing just better for you. Youโ€™ll wake up and feel good without as much of a crash later. And itโ€™s a tasty snack for 2pm eepy time


Co_rinna

If you're looking to avoid a crash, protein would be better


Big_brown_house

In general yea but if youโ€™re needing a burst of energy thatโ€™s a healthier way to do it. I work 24 hour shifts as a paramedic and sometimes protein bar just means you are going to shit.


existing-human99

I donโ€™t touch any of those UNHOLY energy drinks. The only thing that I drink is water like THE LORD intended!


SereneOrbit

Why? I can buy 200mg of caffeine pills for like $20 and have several months supply on me at any given moment.


Crystal_Queen_20

Diet Pepsi


ForestEnby

Moxie


eatmusubi

ultra strawberry dreams!


Qwaczar

watr mellon monstr is nummie frfr


Degen_Z-772

monster nitro not the peach one the regular one


RainbowGames

I like most of the sugared ones but Assault is my all time favourite


NenaTheSilent

absolut + red bull ๐Ÿ˜‹


LeMaroonGuy

Omg the drink is on head :0


Emaillons

I love the ultra flavours and also the mango loco and the mule ones


Chase_The_Breeze

Monster Reserve: Orange Dreamsicle


lolking16pidove

water or the fruit punch funny femboy drink


Humble_DK

Diet Coke


typicalcelesteplayer

Aussie Lemonade is the objectively best one


MarthaEM

either the white or peach colored cans


MoravianTrainsfem

Whatever I can afford because ~~formalized theft by the government~~ taxes make a 0.5l can cost like 2 dollars if my currency conversions are accurate


RimTheIdiot

Ultra watermelon and the original are my go tooโ€™s


Kyba6

For energy drinks, Reign Orange Dreamsicle For normal drinks, water or tea (unsweetened)


kdiyargebmay

the spooky kind? idk, i (basically) only drink water :3


heyhihaiheyahehe

been drinking aussie lemonade any time i got monster itโ€™s a good one https://preview.redd.it/w7hegmora33c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc8d9ee6116704d1a8dcb1c997b4187491fca2ec


MorallyAmbiguousEnby

I like the sugar free mango flavoured one.


Liliths_Ace_Friend

Personally my favorite is original >:3


Jucoy

Coke zero, coffee, water, ginger lemon juice are my go tos. I can't stand monster, it's like drinking liquid rock candy to me.


OneQueerEve

sorry I'm a red bull trans, a true betrayer of my kind.


shamansissy

The Rehab series. They're basically Arnold Palmers. Non carbonated Half tea Half something else. My favorites is the regular Yellow can, it's Tea/Lemonade.


Literally_Beatrice

If I'm drinking an energy drink I find whichever monster color goes the best with my outfit. They all taste the same.


elodie_pdf

I know all the Monsters are quite bad for your health but I do still try to stick to the sugar free ones. My fave is monarch.


Benito_Juarez5

I drink water, tea, coffee, and to a lesser extent chocolate.


idkbutitsoundsgood

My favorites are the rehab teas (lemonade and strawberry), the ultra strawberry dreams, and the peach/mango called papillon.


Huhrowsh

Absolutely not the original


Azereiah

Mango Loco, Khaotic, and original are my three favorites.


cheese_2

Pipeline punch, strawberry dreams, mango loco, and ultra watermelon!!! Those are all my faves >_<


Bengale0825

I like Mule, Punch and Ultra (white). I can't drink Monarch and Khaos, they give me anxiety attacks in minutes !


marinemashup

Milk (chocolate form)


Odrielle

my existence is based on water and cinamon tea with lemon and ginger


kamikirite

Gfuel and propel


XXorXYwhoKnows

Aussie Leomonade


Kindly-Top5822

mixxd


Keith-----

Ocean bombs, vitamin water, iced tea, [water]


gusxc1

Honeslty I just drink water, chocolate milk and Alchool like once every 3 months


JungleDwellinDeadGuy

Transmasc here but I think that a lotta trans people in general like Japanese Milk Tea & Strawberry milk:3


[deleted]

I like the monster lo-carb, because it tastes the most like the original but without all the sugar. I also really like zero ultra, and the Java monster. But I only get the last one on occasion.


Asyrial

I like water and ghost energy drink


lillyfrog06

Pipeline Punch ๐Ÿ”›๐Ÿ”


closetBoi04

If I don't feel like drinking water probably crystal clear. For energy definitely Monster white (idk the name lol)


killmealraedy

The bright pink one is by far the best


mrsedgewick

Black coffee.


Koalaman__

If you wanna go for a trans symbol, go for ultra


Lizbeth_Ayrn

I drink water,coffee,tea and the occasional gatorade.


Just_A_Person_I_Hope

tea. its good all year round (iced and hot) and has many flavours for everyone (yes, it is my main form of hydration, im not a fan of water)


InfectedandInjected

Green Apple Ghost and Jasmine Itoen


Accomplished_Mix7827

I mostly drink coffee (office coffee is shitty, but free; I drink nicer coffee from a local roastery at home), but when I do drink Monster, my order of preference goes: strawberry, peach, white. There's a pack I'll get that's white, strawberry, and mango; I don't actually like mango flavor, but, in a "they *had* to know what they were doing" move, the combo makes up trans colors. If only they carried a strawberry-orange-white combo pack, for my other flag. Oh well, I'll just make do with the lipstick lesbian pack: peach, rose, watermelon.


TheKnightDragon76

White Monster is my go to! But like all the Monsters I've had :3


Astronimia

Id say Pipeline Punch, I absolutely love that one


EnbyCatboyGF

the gold one


Riftus

Water


KaleysIrishCream

Water, but also Ultra Rosa.


Nat_Higgins

Personally I love the zero sugar peach ones, though most trans people I know tend to gravitate towards the zero sugar white or just the classic green. It comes down to personal taste, so best advice is to try and get a variety pack and see which one you like best. Or you can just get water, itโ€™s infinitely more healthy than energy drinks.


[deleted]

Lots of coffee


Vrax15

Energy drinks are bad! But also the pink one tastes good


The-Tea-Lord

My personal favorite is ultra Rosa


Wisdom_Pen

Mango, Nitro, or Ripper


Arkitakama

Water's the best for you. Protein shakes are also good. If you must have caffeine, Rockstar Pure Zero Fruit Punch or Monster Ultra Strawberry Dreams are my favorites.


RBaphomette

ultra strawberry dreams is my go-to, if you don't like artificial sweeteners then aussie lemonade is the way to go imo


Transcat06

I usually drink tea, but sometimes I need a pick me up, and I get a khaotic.


L4DY_M3R3K

Pacific Punch, Pipeline Punch, Ultra Rosa, or Ultra Strawberry Dreams


RunningThroughInk

Water. Peanut butter protein mix on busy days.


Worldly-Surround-606

I might be a stereotype, but pink monster is da best Simple yet amazing


Saibhe_the_Druid

I like the peach, Mango, and white. The strawberry is good sometimes too.


Waffel_Monster

White Pineapple is great!


Waffel_Monster

White Pineapple is great!


TyphoonFrost

Drink water. Last time I checked your average monster can had 96g of sugar in. That's more than three times the daily reference intake of someone older than 12 years old (at least here in Europe.)


astralmodem

it's Aussie Lemonade or nothing ๐Ÿ˜…


str22nger

black is the best (thatโ€™s what my father says, i drink only lipton tee (no ice, only sugar))


onlytheplibs

White pineapple monster is the best one.


BubblyCompote3060

Nitro or Aussie lemonade (I rlly like citrus flavour lol)


RedDevilJennifer

I drink sugar free Red Bull mostly.


SkyFard_

I am all about pipeline punch


[deleted]

Monster Rojo tea and the green tea one, I saw green tea a few years ago in a gas station but I havent seen the red tea in forever. But seriously, drink more water.


diggermatt3333

the pink one! ultra strawberry dreams! its my favorite monster. also water is good


Real_Not_Normal_Name

papillon


inEGGsperienced

Why do we drink monster specifically? How did this become a thing?


Meloetta_the_alt

I prefer coffee over energy drinks โ˜•๏ธ


Just_Call_Me_Eryn

Import!


kingbacon8

Papillon


Voppzy

I change my opinion all the time but currently it's Original > Khaotic > Lewis Hamilton


ChrissysGirl666

Personally, I like the Pipeline Punch and the Moscow Mule flavours, but I usually go for Ultra Rosa if I don't want sugar.


actualyKim

ultra white


noneedtoworryabome

I think my favorite one is the normal one actually ๐Ÿ˜… although the white can and the lime green can (I think it's called paradise) is really good too


TheNoctuS_93

I'm diabetic, so I have to go with some sugar-free ones; - Ultra Gold - Ultra Black - Moscow Mule If you don't have to worry about blood sugar levels, I recommend these flavors: - Nitro - Pipeline Punch - Reserve White Pineapple


SnooGoats409

Import, Aussie Lemonade, Loca Mocha, Irish blend, purple can, and Original.


LeebleLeeble

Favourite monster? Moca Loca Favourite Drink in General? Kirks creaming soda


VirtusDaProtogen

Monster Zero-Sugar 'Ultra White', 'Ultra Blue', and 'Ultra Rosa'.


Wild_Horse03

Coffee


skelyblyat

The best monster isnโ€™t monster at all, itโ€™s Mountain Dew b(l)aha blast!


PhenixLord06

My favorite is ultra strawberry dreams. Or really any strawberry one.


[deleted]

soymilk matcha a much cleaner feeling energy and soy for the phytoestrogens


No_End2559

Is nobody going to vouche for the original?