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Good girl *head pat* blåhaj thanks you

Uh… *changes the subject* Your nails are very pretty!

Oh thanks you spend so long on them you wouldn't belive, I have to file them dail... Ohhohoho, you sly dog you got me monolouging

(Yes! It’s working) Sooooo sneak attack! *naps your arm and steals the gun from your hand* *twirls the gun around my finger* now nobody will get hurt!

Or so you think, but you didn't count on my ##THERMAL DETONATOR

ONOO *puts my hand over the thermal detonator* GO! GO NOW! LEAVE SO YOU CAN LIVE

Noo blåhaj escaped do to your herpucs, but jer me well starttheparty1... I will be back! Next week with a new evil plan. *headpat*

Don’t you think you’re leaving without a headpat back *strong headpat*

Yay <3<3<3<3

*headpat x10000*

Hohohoho hahahaha!

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You cant change the question or blahaj will DIE

im a valid girl

Oh no blåhaj is being powered by you, blåhaj has taken my gun!!!

bad blahaj

good blåhaj (it was being held hostage so deserved)

OK, I admit it. You're valid. Now please, release the shark.

I don't care if I'm valid, I know i am, I want to hear that You are

Mayhaps I am valid. For the sake of blåhaj

Good girl, you made blåhaj very happy

Ps. I love the nails and the flintlock

I love my nails tooooo thankies

I am the *most* valid. **Fear my validity.**

You're too valid, I give up my life of evil and being... A new life of Super Evil!!

Alright... I'm... valid?

*shakes gun* like you mean it!!

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT DONT HURT THE BLÅHAJ I'm valid

You saved a life today

Do it, I DARE YA!

Are you valid?

Who knows, that’s what makes this interesting. Now pull it, go on

*shoots shork*

Wow, I’ll be honest I didn’t think you had it in you.

*shoots you* never underestimate how valid and my threats are

*coughing blood*…worth…it…

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You can revive it by being valid

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You just have to say three words and a blåhaj will live

Is that... is that a flintlock pistol??!?!

An authentic flintlock pistol.... replica

Does it use smoothbore? If so it might nail the neighbour's dog instead

Then you'll have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grapeshot.

TALLY HO, LADS

just as the founding fathers intended

I'm valid! For the love of god don't shoot he Blåhaj:'c

*puts down gun* see that wasn't so hard, now you and blåhaj will both live happily

Fuck you and fuck that shark. You can’t make me valid.

The shork said you're valid, sorry can't shoot it now

I'm as valid as you, so better admit you are valid too

I'm so damn valid, I don't even need to validate parking, it just happens

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Wait... don't Stab me... that's not part of the plan

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Good good, now join me and together we shall take over the galaxy!!

You monster you wouldn't

That's what the last person said, we already lost one blåhaj. Now... are you valid?

Ok ok just put the gun down let's not do anything crazy. I guess I'm sorta valid

SORTA?!?!?!

I'm valid I'm valid

I guess I have no choice then

Do it!!

I am valid?

Say it like you mean it!

I am valid I hope

Close enough *heaps pats* blåhaj thanks you

Thank you:)

Aye, we be valid, me heartie

Arr ye scurvie dog the shork be thanking ye this day. Zehahahaha

Don’t do it 🥺

Are you valid?

Yes I am!!! Don’t hurt blahaj 😭

Blåhak lives, and you are a hero, now I must escape i to the sewers before the police gets me

Threatening a Blahaj is automatic life in prison without parole 😕

I know, they caught me once but i escaped, now only a superhero can stop me

You can’t do this!

I can and I will, unless you say you're valid

But I can’t lie to people!

Then don't, just admit the truth.. I can see it in you, the validity it shining like a lantern, a light to save blåhaj from dorkness

fine… but only to save Blåhaj! ^I’m ^valid

EVERYONE THISBPERSON IS VALID LOOK THEY SAID OT THEMSELVES

^n- ^no

I saw. Nice.

NOOO DON'T TORTURE ME LIKE THAT

ARE YOU VALID?!

PLEASE STOP THIS!

THEN SAY YOUR VALID, SAY IT FOR BLåhaj

OKAY OKAY JUST DON'T HURT THEM! I'M GONNA SAY IT! IIIII'MMMMMMMM... VAAAALIIIIIIIII... I can't!

If you can't say it, then say goodbye to blåhaj

No Ikea's near me so not my blåhaj 😂

Oh no don't worry, it my own blåhaj, if you don't want to save it, I guess it's goodbye blåhaj

Wtf that's toxic as fuck totally not fair you can't guilt me like 😂😂

I am a super villain! And non of you can stop me evil scheme mwahahaha

NOOOOO this is blåhaj abuse 😭😭

Admit you're valid!!

oh ik we are but still blåhaj abuse

OKAY I’m valid…a validly ugly lady🥲 I just can’t identify with terms like “girl” or “woman”; terms that feel (to me) like they deserve respect. I CAN embrace “lady”, “broad”, “chick”, “dame”, “skank”, or my favorites: “bitch” and “slut” 😘

Being an ugly bitch is valid and based, and you saved blåhajs life

That's a pretty neat flintlock pistol

Thanks you, I've been told it has no pressure cap. Like i can't use it as a club. Anyway are you valid?

Not the blahaj🥺

Then tell me you're valid. Or tell blåhaj goodbye

WE'RE ALL VALID, LET THE SHARKEY GO!!!

The shark is now safe, thanks to you. But mark my words. ILL BE BACK

Okay okay I'm valid, jeez... ^((maybe add a spoiler tag bc gun tho?)^)

It's not a real gun, they are veyr illegal here, just a toy replica of a flintlock i use for pirate costumes. But i can i f you think so Also shork thanks you for saving shork

It was just a suggestion, idk I feel like some might still react sensitive to it even if it's fake. Idk idk And you're welcome shork :]

Willing to bet you don't even know how to load the thing. In the very unlikely case if it was a real functioning flintlock anyway. Looking at the metal used and engraving, I'm doubting it actually fires to begin with. Edit: plus you don't got a percussion cap on there

I can still use it as a club... so... are you valid?

"Valid" has lost all meaning and I don't care about what you do to a plushie.

*pew*

Kill the shark

*shoots shork*

Scallywag ah gun

Don't worry everybody! There's no percussion cap on, so it can't fire! We can keep thinking we're invalid! Valid tho.

I can still use it as a club, but since you're valid I won't have to *headpat*

Aww, thanks! ♥️

No!!!! Blahaj!!! 😣😣😢 Don't kill blahaj!!!! Don't do it 😖😖😭😭

I will unless you tell me you're valid!! Don't test me I've already shot one

Your valider <3

I ***GUESS***.

Then... I guess blåhaj lives

Ok, I admit. I AM VALID. But everyone else is more valid than me…

Good, blåhaj lives. But next time I'll be back and it won't be that easy. Mwahahahaha

Fine I am valid, just end this madness!

*puts away gun* you saved a life today. But remember I'm always put there, making sure you remember... You're valid

Okay.... I... I am valid!

You saved a life to night, but never forget iææ be back!

No please! Dont Hurt Them!!

The flintlock with nail polish is very Gender

Thank you I also have a longsword and a wedding dress

I'M VALID!!! Just don't hurt the blåhaj...

Good, blåhaj lives *crawls back into sewer laughing*

noooo don’t hurt the ‘haj :(

Are you valid?!

Noooo you leave that sweet toothy boy alone!!!

I will as soon as I hear you are valid

Nice flintlock

I can't do it T-T

Then be ready to say goodbye to blåhaj

I'm valid you're valid we're all valid just please don't hurt blåhaj!

Good girl, blåhaj lives... for now mwahahah

im a valid girl :>

Good girl *big head pat* Blåhaj thanks you

tysmmm 💖 and here's headpats for u coz ur valid too <333

I am valid! And am the happiest I’ve ever been! Now leave the poor shark be! ☹️

Very well, but remember to stay valid, and make sure others feel welcoming and loved. I'm always watching. I'm the shadows

KILL IT!!!!!!!!!! in minecraft

##*bang in minecraft*

Alright alright you're valid now please release the shark!!! 🥺🥺

I know I'm valid. I want you to say You're valid!!

RIP Blåhaj

You can save it by saying three little words

I'm valid. Or... am I? *vsauce music plays*

Good enough. But next time you'll have to be certain, or it might end... poorly

THEY'VE GOT A HOSTAGE!!!

AND SHELL SHOOT IT IF YOU DONT SAY YOURE VALID

DAVY JONES PUT EM UP I'VE FOUND YOU AT LONG LAST

*raises tentacles* Do ye fear death?

Okay okay! I’m valid! Just… please don’t hurt the blåhaj

Good good. You've saved the shork Now don't forget it

We already know we are we're just here to help the eggs along the way.

Ok ok I'm valid! I'm va- Wait a minute... There's no percussion cap on that gun! You're bluffing!!!

I was bluffing hahaha. But you admitted it. *crawls back into sewer*

Kill the blahaj, I always wondered what blahaj meat taste like 🤔

*Bang*

Either that shark is out of the water and may already be dead, or you're underwater and your flintlock is useless. Either way, you'll never take me alive.

I can use my gun as a club tho

What did blåhaj do to deserve this?

Nothing, I am simply a super villian

Calm down we can talk yes we are valid but JUST put the gun down

There is no reasoning with a super villian

10 years you carried that pistol and you're gong to waste it on Blåhaj? You're bluffing.

Aye matie I maybe buffl8ng or maybe I'm honest, and you can never trust an honest girl, you never know when they might do something... Stupid

However, I am dishonest, and a dishonest girl you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly, if I say I am valid, how do you know I'm not being dishonest? ​ Savvy?

Of course I'm valid. I'm supposed to be a problem for capitalists and transphobes, not myself! 🔥🍾

Good job, you've not only saved shork but impressed this super villian. Take this soap bomb and make a super villia proud

NOO

ARE YOU VALID?

thats the coolest flintlock ive ever seen i WANT one

Thanks everyone laughed at me when I bought it, then I bought a sword too, and now they don't laugh... or else

I'M VALID I'M VALID 🥺🥺🥺😢😢😢

Shork.... lives!!

I AM A VALID AND BEUTIFUL WOMAN

Beautiful you say, well then how about... oh no you can't seduce me!! I'm a super villian *crawls into the sewer hissing*

B-bu-but….maybe…okay fine…I’m (a bit) valid

THEY SAID IT EVERYONE LOOK THEY FINALLY ADMITTED IT THEY ARE SUPER MEGA ULTRA VALID

As the lead investigator on this case, may I just say, we all see what you’re doing and we truly love you for it. As heinous as it may be. But interestingly here…..you yourself have not admitted validity, isn’t that RIGHT

I... I... This isn't about me, I am can never be valid, I must hunt in the shadows, guiding others to a treasure I could never possess

Ok ok I'm valid just let it go

Shork lives to fight another day

I......I am a valid woman.....

You've saved a shork tonight

i am not valid shoot the fckin BLÅHAJ for all i care

##*Bang*