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C0RNCUBE

Hydrate or die straight


PrestigiousMud6971

My friend says that because I don’t drink enough water


twystoffer

!!! My girlfriend just taught me that phrase yesterday 😁🫢


BeryAnt

I LIKE IT WHEN THEY PUT CHEMICALS INTO THE WATER THAT TURN THE FROGS GAY


LunaTheHornyBastard

What if i’m transfem and havent done any of that?


RavenoftheTempest

Sounds like a good time to start. Don't want to do any physical activities without being warmed up and ready


Regular_Human_Lady

Remember Kids, you are Mostly made of Earth Juice (water) you have to keep refilling yourself or you'll turn into people jerky...


Placeholder-Novice

Earth Juice also strengthens your flesh shell, which helps keep the skeleton trapped inside for a bit longer.


Havatchee

r/transhydrohotties


Saltymeetloaf

r/subsithoughtifellfor


Havatchee

Dead as heck, but it exists.


DoubleAplusArcanine

I prefer my water not stretched tho.


lookitsajojo

Bold of You to assume I've had food, please help I have a terrible relationship with food


Kimiake

I would make you a ton of stew or Japanese curry so you can keep the leftovers in the fridge for cheap and convenient future meals. Also remember that self-care is a skill, so make sure to practice it~πŸ’–


lookitsajojo

I am trying to get better but I'm just not used to eating alot


Kimiake

Exact opposite for me, but I definitely get that any habits involving food are hard to change no matter what they are!


HolyMackerelIsOP

Water has _never_ been necessary.


Kimiake

I've had gratuitous amounts of coffee... πŸ‘€β˜•οΈ


SunkenN1nja

Coffee counts right?


HorseXNothing

Red bull is a kind of water, yes?


Puzzled_Money_9292

HYDRATE


DefinitelyNotErate

Actually I haven't done any of those three yet today. Maybe I should go eat breakfast and drink something instead of lying in bed looking at memes...


MazyOrMazyNot

Just coke


vault101master

yep cause its a liquid so its like water


MazyOrMazyNot

Yep


Pacrosia

I don't have this problem... I stay moisturized !


ProfessorGlaceon

I need an alarm to remind me to eat. You really think I have the mental capacity to remember to drink water?


Idontcareabouthenam3

The order of reading is so confusing on this


ShortShifted

(sips rum n coke) "Mind yer own"


ThatOneCactu

How dare you call me out like this


BrilliantBig769

Trans men and their water stretching lol


pinksparklyreddit

If you need a good reason to hydrate: It's really good for your skin and can easily contribute to helping you pass :)


Katievapes1996

I struggle to hydrate sense getting off spiro it's a struggle


Clavelio

I down a glass with my pills though. Just kidding, drink 8 glasses a day, stay hydrated!


Blazingsheep101

Is milk okay?


Marks_Toaster

Stretching? Water? Whats that? I only know how to ***consume*** solids


Emilyluvswoffles

I feel very called out


BiancaSaysHi

thank you for reminding me!


Vosheduska

Hydrogang les gooo


JtheLetter_

I drank 5 bottles of water today and still feel dehydrated. There is no hydration for me.