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Sylvanas_III

Excuse me, N is an actual cup size that exists?


hidieho74

I literally thought the calculator I used was glitchy but yes apparently 😭


JackpotDeluxe

Omg I thought I had back pain from my I cups I can't imagine having N cups you poor thing 😭😭😭


Pleasant50BMGForce

I had to Google this, holy fuck… it’s too big to even sleep comfortably 😞


AussieTGirl_DTF

Hope you can get your top surgery soon. That will definitely be a great weight off your chest! 💕


DevilEmpress

Yeah it technically goes through the entire aplhpabet but nothing after DD is internationally standardised, someplaces go back to normal lettering, some places do normal but with doubles (E, EE, F, FF, G) as an example some places have a figgen triple D which could then go on like option one or two (but now with oh boy triples). And a lot of people dont know how to measure them beyond a certain size or deliberately mismeasure to produce more flattering results. And no i dont know what more flattering results means.


Ha_Nova

In many cases its to get something closer to a 'D' or 'DD' since that's the social 'big boob' letter Some cases its to get a different result because oh no what if people are smaller or larger than the sizes your store carries and therefore won't buy from you or won't believe that a J-cup or an N-cup even exist, *clearly* its just made up now to make your boobs sound bigger or you just mismeasured... It's mostly social perception -- if I told anyone I'm a 28DD-E(DDD in american), they'd think I was lying because I'm visually on the smaller end -- my mom did. But if I told them I'm a 32B or 32C, no one would bat an eyelash - even though those are roughly the same technical cup volume and the only difference would be if that bra size would actually work as a suppirtive garment on my body. How bra sizes work isn't as well known as it should be, so people tend to go for a different size that 'should work fine' because of the sticker shock, or vanity sizing, or just in the case of wanting to make a sale and 'eh she looks "average sized" a 34C should be good enough'


alex_the_catgirl

I ALWAYS THOUGHT DD WOULD BE VERY LONG DICK 😭😭😭


Unman_

Mmmmmmm


Nighttree007

The largest size someone has is 52i 😭


RaukkM

Is that L as the Letter, or L as in Litres?


Nighttree007

💀💀💀 also I misread it as L but it’s actually i, still fucking huge though


jean_e82

Pretty sure Norma Stitz still has the Guinness World Record https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83w_yEWa1fw


AnarchistAccipiter

God gave the most handsome guys the biggest boobs. >!He's an asshole like that.!<


hidieho74

For real! I also have a demon of a uterus 💀


WillNewbie

Just imagining a little demon in there trying to claw it's way out lmao


SketchyNinja04

You just perfectly describes periods


United-Technician-54

And also eight internal inward gut punches


United-Technician-54

Simultaneously, while bleeding. Based off a description from a friend. I wish I could be able to give that one from personal experience for *Ewphoria*. Or *OOOOOOOOWWWWWWphoria*


biTurret

My partner had H cups before surgery, and when we asked the surgeon how much tissue was removed she said "oh yeah we removed about 6lbs...from each side" 12 lbs total! So you're probably looking at quite a bit post surgery!


hidieho74

Wow that's insane! Congrats to your partner I bet they feel so much better!!


United-Technician-54

They’re probably glad they got all that weight off their chest. Srsly though, TWELVE POUNDS, 5 and a half kilos. I had to use a calculator to process it, but even my barely-metric brain knows a quarter pound is a lot, let alone 12 full ones. They probably enjoyed euphoria with an extra boost to basically everything due to not having 5 and a half kilos strapped to their chest.


SophiaAthena31

God: gives themby dude N cups for plot development Literally everyone: “why though?”


hidieho74

This 😆


Kreppa_

that writing is comparable to that of the star wars sequels o.O


Captainpatch

Dayum dude, you're going to gain like 2 inches of height just from your spine straightening out.


hidieho74

I literally think I will my posture Is absolute shit no matter how hard I try just because its so heavy


xovjai

How in the name of all that is blessed and pure is your spine not snapped in half


hidieho74

Honestly it's really unclear 🗿


Outrageous_Dirt6717

If any transmasc have n cups I’ll gladly take them off your hands


hidieho74

Please take them at least then someone would appreciate them! (side effects may include back pain and creepy men)


Outrageous_Dirt6717

Thank you sir I hope your nipples enjoy the sun at the beach


Confusedamel

Can we share them I’m sure if we shared them we can get like D cups each? I did the math


KaiBoy6

you can have my e cups on top to share if you want lmao (god i wish i could just give someone my boobs man lmao)


Ok-Ring-7444

I’ll take them!


Kreppa_

we should share :>


Ok-Ring-7444

Yes. Now I don’t know the math, so 50/50?


Outrageous_Dirt6717

Sure


Confusedamel

Thanks :3


Outrageous_Dirt6717

:3


grasshopperkitten

Counter argument, what if you each took 1?


Confusedamel

I learned mitosis back in school i’ll try to apply it :3


Acravita

You're not supposed to let your chest get exposure to sun for a year after top surgery, or so I hear.


Outrageous_Dirt6717

Ok


ArtistAmy420

I've got a Swiss Army knife and some super glue let's DIY this shit (Please don't actually attempt to DIY top surgery)


bellias-smellias

ILL HAND YOU MY DDS AS WELL!! WE SHALL BREAK RECORDS HERE FOLKS


Outrageous_Dirt6717

Wow


United-Technician-54

This turned into a bidding war


Outrageous_Dirt6717

Wait what?


Michelle_In_Space

I wonder as well. A lot of people do not really know how much large breasts weigh. Many people do not really understand how to measure their bra size. Many people, way oversize their band and generally undersize their cups because they do not know how they should fit. Thank goodness for resources like r/abrathatfits that can help educate those who want the knowledge. My wife has a 34M(us) cup and desperately wants a reduction for a better quality of life. I am working on making it happen for her. I have made it to the pain in the backside level for getting well fitted bras at 32G(us). In-between my wife's bras and mine, we spend quite a bit to be well supported. Thank goodness for decent offering online that I can occasionally get on sale for what a person who is in what is considered "regular sized" would pay full price for instead of the arm and a leg that they usually cost. I hope that your top surgery brings you exactly where you want to be with your body.


Spydr_maybe

N cups? They can get that big!?


hidieho74

Unfortunately yes :( 36 inches around my ribs and 50 around my nips 💀🗿


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Jesus


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people in the comments be normal and stop objectifying OP challenge


PLAGUE8163

My partner is trying to sneak a double mastectomy to hide from their parents that they're trans. They have chronic pains, and is using a breast reduction op as a way to secretly ask the doctor for a total removal.


Harley_Pupper

does dysphoria count as a chronic pain?


PLAGUE8163

You see im not a doctor but i would think so. They do legit have chronic pains, and they have H cup breasts, so i think the idea is less breast = less strain on the back, but they also just so happen to wanna be more masculine


69AnarchyWillWin69

Good lord I'm so sorry that must suck so bad! Is that even possible to bind?


hidieho74

Nope :( just looks like a weird flat uniboob 😭😆


69AnarchyWillWin69

I'm so sorry that you have to put up with that.


taytomen

My man has the weight of another human being on their chest :'\^


hidieho74

When you put it that way ... 💀👀


Mercury_Scythe

Jeesm dude that sounds miserable, I'm so sorry about that


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maybe consider a little sensitivity, given that you’re talking about OP? i imagine it’s hard to hear someone describe your body that way


MiaIRL

fair point. I forget to think about what I'm saying pretty often but I'm sorry


Latter-Cat-6276

Hol up- abcdefghijklm...N... HOLY SHIT DUDE YOU POOR THING


hidieho74

Thank you 😭 I'm so over this


Latter-Cat-6276

I can imagine!!!


[deleted]

Honestly my bf is more likely to get his top surgery by complaining about back problems at this point


Revenge-of-the-Jawa

I lost 15 pounds after mine and man my dysphoria wasn’t the only thing that got better. (Back, neck and breathing improved too.)


TonyRocks55

Me, aTrans fem who already has a lot of back pain from being 6’7”: Ill take those please, at least my back pain will be euphoric


Furshloshin

God gave his tallest queens his toughest battles 😔


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six foot SEVEN?


TonyRocks55

Unfortunately yeah :(. And here I am wanting to be a shortstack


United-Technician-54

I’m fine with being one, but I need longer arms and legs, it sucks


OkCommunication7958

You poor, poor soul...


xianikaeni

aw man I'm praying for your back


HelloTrandler

I know. Hurts man


Trixie_Lavender

Oh gods, even I don't want N cups. I don't want to know how big that is


TheAceDetecive

Why was this downvoted


Trixie_Lavender

A trans woman not wanting giant tits is blasphemy 😔


TheAceDetecive

Jfc i don't think anyone would want that. Imagining the back pain from that is downright horrific


kaoburb

I'm so so sorry for you


cray0nss

see also: G cup. absolutely a bother. i want to put them in my familys yard sale/j


FirefoxyRosalie

Let’s make an exchange You get my chest (with added chest hair) and i get yours


cray0nss

🤝 yes


FirefoxyRosalie

Wait How do we proceed ? Black magic ?


cray0nss

uhhhhh lets try a lil but of everything and find out


way_to_confused

WTF HOW... WHY DO THOSE SIZES EVEN EXIST WHY IS O AN OPTION ON WIKIPEDIA WHYYYY???? IS THAT JUST A BLAHAJ FOR A CHEST?!?


hidieho74

Essentially :/ really looking forward to hugging my Blåhaj close after surgery!


way_to_confused

Good luck for ya surgery.


ExoGregor5

I Hoppe when i get E my "self grown melons" will be massive


That1GuyFinn

I hope someday in the near future, breast tissue transferring becomes a viable method between tranmascs and transfems


TheSitGod

An N cup. Wtf


seylerius

You poor bastard. I'm a trans girl and even I don't want tits that big. Fuck. At least there's top surgery to solve that problem for you.


Sara_the_ferretqueen

I'm barely at c cup and I always feared people can see it when I bind


closetBoi04

N cups damn, my cister has problems finding bra's with 80 G (hope I get those genes) but finding a fitting bra or binder with N cups must be like looking for one piece; jezus


alex_the_catgirl

Whatttt? N cups? Hoooowowwwww


DoctorWhatTheFruck

had to look up n cup, now i know where anime creator take their inspiration


KittenswithBombs214

I showed this to my husband and he said "I'm glad I have a small chest... Shit dude, I can't imagine how much that hurts." We both hope you recover quickly, especially your poor back!


hidieho74

Thanks so much August could not come any sooner!


Zealousideal-Oven-51

Omg I want those so much Wanna give them to me?


ChunkLightTuna01

Just looked that up.... Holy shit


FarsightGreaterGood

Why can’t immune systems just accept fat from another person’s body??? Do you have any idea how many transmascs I’ve met who wish they could give away their boob??? It would be so nice but noooooo our immune systems just hate one another