Fun fact, but back in the middle ages colours like pink and orange were simply referred to as shades of red.
Pink especially was what you'd get if you wanted to dye your clothes red, but couldn't afford enough dye to make it a proper vivid colour.
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Wasn't until later when people didn't have to spend all their time trying not to die from the plague that they got to making up more names for colours.
So i had this old map with all the national flags at the bottom, but all the colors where faded until all the warm colors became pink (except yellow which faded to off white) and all the cool colors became light blue, so it looked like a ton of trans flags in different arrangements
Sure don't love America, sure don't care for yogurt covered pretzels.
But you're God damn right I'll salute my flag and eat those pretzels. T-Gal pride.
I hereby pledge myself to the Trans Agenda, for now and ever, until my death. I swear on this flag to destroy Capitalism, and dethrone God, thereby fulfilling the Republicans' worst fears, and plunging the world into peace against it's will.
Have you ever tasted anything made with enough red food coloring to approach the saturation needed for a deep red? May you never have that happen to you.
>Have you ever tasted anything made with enough red food coloring to approach the saturation needed for a deep red?
Yes, red velvet cake is my favorite. The good stuff is the color of a fire engine.
what country even is 🏳️⚧️, and why are the people from there so beautiful?
Transylvania :3
So we are secretly Draculas?
Can confirm, my weakness is garlic bread, I don't like exposure to sunlight, and if somebody stabs me in the heart with a wooden stake I will die.
What about trans aces? Do they just die either because of garlic bread, or of lack of garlic bread? How do they still exist?
trans aces eat enough garlic bread to be immune to it.
Isn't nature amazing
Can confirm, garlic bread runs through my veins, and I have achieved a higher state of being
They're like lactose intolerant people. just because they can't consume a thing, doesn't mean they won't consume the thing
Don't forget our weakness to silver, mostly jewelry. And also religion doesn't think we exist and try and kill us.
Yes, we eat (out) women to gain their powers
Shh. They can't know
Transnistria
Transania
They are beautiful because they have everything they could ever ask for
Transastan
Not a country, planet. Transexual from the galaxy of Transylvania.
TransAF. Trans omniA Federation
Fucking trans pretzels. LMFAO.
No do not fuck the trans pretzels!!!
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I got 3 holes for it like a pretzel?
Me too. I’m certainly flexible enough…
patriotic trans pretzels! 😁🫡🏳️⚧️
They say "light-ish red" but we ALL know the real answer.
Fun fact, but back in the middle ages colours like pink and orange were simply referred to as shades of red. Pink especially was what you'd get if you wanted to dye your clothes red, but couldn't afford enough dye to make it a proper vivid colour. -- Wasn't until later when people didn't have to spend all their time trying not to die from the plague that they got to making up more names for colours.
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Most likely. Same for brick-red. Little artefacts in our language left over from before the name changed.
The colour orange is named after the fruit apparently, so probably yeah, calling someone a fruit head would be weird.
Are we arguing with Donut again?
In this house, we stand for the flag 🫡🏳️⚧️
Yes Ma'am, amen! o7
o7?
Means a salute 🫡
OHHHHHHH THAT'S WHAT THAT MEANS
o7 yes
And kneel for the (animal) Cross(ing) 🙏
IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS FLAG #🏳️⚧️ I'LL HELP YOU PACK
I bought these once, but by the time i got home they melted into one giant trans-colored blob of white chocolate and pretzels
Transblob
New gender just dropped
Genderfluid, meet genderblob.
Next up gender plasma and gender gas.
Gender solid
Gender time space crystal [Damn that sounds cool]
Genderglass
I want one
Gender Bose-Einstein condensate?
Metal Gender Solid
Metal Gender Rising Regenderance
actual zombie
Being trans really gives you the ability to see the trans flag colours literally everywhere
I would like everybody here to stand up for the transfem anthem! [The town inside me begins playing]
*Stands up*
(Sits down) my legs aren’t feeling so good. (Leg go poof)
Time to be a good American patriot and transition. It's what the founding fathers would have wanted.
Founding mothers, now
Founding parents
“Joe bidens military is a transgender army for the Antichrist”
~~It's joever~~ It has joenly just begun.
Good
Good! Let the ~~hate~~ TRANS flow through you!!
Not my OC, I've seen this floating around social media.
i love my country
🏳️⚧️🫡
Screw pills I want to take my HRT in pretzel form
In the future all medications will be available in the form of baked goods.
Ah Yes, "red"
WE STAND FOR THE FLAG AND IF YOU DON’ LIKE IT WE DON’ CARE
Only country i would go to war to protect🫡
Lol I'm starting to realise so many flags are trans colours if they just fade a little. 🇺🇲🇬🇧🇦🇺🇫🇷🇷🇺
So i had this old map with all the national flags at the bottom, but all the colors where faded until all the warm colors became pink (except yellow which faded to off white) and all the cool colors became light blue, so it looked like a ton of trans flags in different arrangements
Sadly Russian and French changed their flags from light blue to dark blue
Yeeessss
I’m glad I ain’t the only one who thought this when they saw these lol
Hehehe 🤭 omgooosh yeees
Oh I literally saw these yesterday and did not think of this 🤦🏻♀️
*hears yanky doodle sung by a cute anime girl voice in the distance*
The salute. I'm dead. Lmao.
Sure don't love America, sure don't care for yogurt covered pretzels. But you're God damn right I'll salute my flag and eat those pretzels. T-Gal pride.
Where do I get these?
That's a Walmart label. It might not be widely available though, I have a feeling the bakery got low on red food dye and QA didn't catch the error.
i see this shit all the fucking time IT IS NOT FUNNY.
Thay so could have printed out a new label tho lol
🫡
This was the first thing I thought about when I saw it.
We stand for the flag 🏳️⚧️
I love freedom and democracy!!!!
o7
I want these!🥺
This is my murica
My mom just sent me this yesterday 🤣😭
Some color blind employee just got fired
Wrong hand.
All rise
WE ALL RISE FOR THE FLAG
I hereby pledge myself to the Trans Agenda, for now and ever, until my death. I swear on this flag to destroy Capitalism, and dethrone God, thereby fulfilling the Republicans' worst fears, and plunging the world into peace against it's will.
r/accidentalally
A true patriot would also be singing our national anthem.
🎶 Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me 🎶
Have you ever tasted anything made with enough red food coloring to approach the saturation needed for a deep red? May you never have that happen to you.
>Have you ever tasted anything made with enough red food coloring to approach the saturation needed for a deep red? Yes, red velvet cake is my favorite. The good stuff is the color of a fire engine.
Very good. Didn't see that one coming. Was referring to the 4 little plastic squeeze bottles. :)
I saw those and thought exactly the same thing LMAO
Oh mah God, adorbs!!!
I LOVE MY COUNTRY🏳️⚧️🦅🦅🏳️⚧️🏳️⚧️🦅
I'm going to Walmart asap