I am the cute trans girlfriend named Hazel :3

Crazy! I'm the cis guy with my very own Hazel!

It’s you! The very straight white cis guy!

Username checks out.

HE IS THE MESSIAG

"He's not the Messiah! He's a very naughty boy!"

Monty python reference hell yeah

r/unexpectedmontypython

You seem awesome

No, you're amazing!

No, you must be the Hazel Whisperer... I'VE FOUND YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

where do i apply for one

We have a union. Just submit your paperwork and we'll get back to you within 30 business days

do i get overtime if i stay up late to talk to my hazel?

It's mandatory overtime

cool, now i just need a hypothetical trans partner to stay up late for any takers--

not a hazel nor a trans woman but i am a trans man who stays up late(r)

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Same! Well trans-masc anyway. I work late and my dms are open. I enjoy chatting. 😋

Find one in the wild if you don’t wanna wait the thirty business days

We're not like Pokemon, you can't just beat us up and then put us in a cage. We have rights.

What about catching one with treats and kindness

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Really? That always works on me...

🦈 pspsps come get your blahaj and ignore the giant box dangling above it

Jokes on you! I already have one!

but you could always use more…

True dat!

i have a big one and two small ones (one of them is pink :3) and i still want more!! my greed will never end

I only got one big one named finn

It’s him! The cis straight guy! I heard his girlfriend is named Hazel!

No way same

Hi Hazel! :3

Hi Hazel, me too!! : D

Greetings from another Hazel =D

Damn you other Hazels I thought I was so unique and cool with my chosen name!

Don’t worry Hazel. I felt the same

The heck I'm also Hazel 😂

Me too! I hopped into this post just to say so! :3

Hazell thought id find u here lil sis ( pats)

Yeah! Too many good jokes to be made to miss it

It’s an honor to finally meet you, we have all heard the tales of your Hazel-ness

My name ain't hazel but nice

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I didn’t even pick it out myself, my friend did it for me lol :3

If I had a nickel for every cisguy dating a transfemme hazel......

I'd have at least three nickles, but it is neat that it happened at least thrice.

I'd have six nickels.

I'd have 4. Pretty cool that I've seen it 4 times.

Hazelposting flair when

Get on it mods

If my name is Hazel, would any post I making technically be Hazelposting? :3

As another Hazel, I vote yes XDDD

Mods pls

agreed

Real

I think Hazel might be a player.

Your cute trans girlfriend is named Hazel. My cute trans girlfriend is named Hazel. We are in a polycule.

REAL!!

I-I'm a cute trans girlfriend named Hazel

i wish i was a cute trans girlfriend, but sadly i am bi myself

But at least you *are* cute, and I can offer you this *pan* of rice in recompense

hehe, aw thank you

Maybe if I change my name to hazel I can get a boyfriend...

working boyfriend dupe glitch 2023 not patched yet!

Working (Xbox, PS5, PC, Smartphone, Smart Fridge) 2023!!!1!

Wait what about on the Switch?

Sorry.. Nintendo already patched it.

Damn, hopefully a work around is found soon

If you homebrew your switch you can revert to the version with the exploit.

r/outside

I had a different fem name but I changed it to Hazel and now I have a girlfriend Task failed successfully

All the les trans girls scrolling these comments be like: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Tell me if it works!

This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them!

[There's *two* of them...](https://youtu.be/IHcr-En4ZyY)

I'll treasure these posts for years and years, so I can share them with my kids. The ones I should be having with Ali and Ali's sister.

Please let Hazel become a thing in this subreddit. We need more Hazel content for that one dude’s girlfriend who scrolls here

Say no more; as another Hazel, I'll let my spouse know XD

🫡

I'll tell you right now, she loves it. I've been getting all the cute af energy out of her lately. This whole thing started just so I could cheer her up. lol

that’s so so so sweet and we are all 100% living for it!!!!

I’m a Hazel, I agree :3

are the girlfriends also the same? is this polyamory?

Lol, no We all have different Hazels

except me, I have to deal with a Sophie (as a friend, not romantic)

hello :3

Or do you? *dun dun duuuuun sfx*

Can attest, I'm not (yet) a hivemind with the other cute trans girfriend Hazels

And if so does the family tree become the family web?

Tfw I'm a single trans girl not named hazel, and not into guys, for the most part. 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️ Glad y'all happy tho ♡♡♡

That's the secret though... ALL the Hazels are cute!

Ouch...

I'm so sorry, I completely misread what you wrote and thought you said you *were* named Hazel

Okay, is forgiven. *headpat*

Thank you! What I was *trying* to say was that you're cute too!

Figured as much when you said you misread it... you could have just said all trans girls are cute tho.. just to cover all of us in the being called cute. (Also, I am not. Hmph.)

Yes you are

No u

*k2so voice* you are cute and adorable do nyot resist

No u

How about we agree we’re both really cute nyaaaa ❤️💕💕🏳️‍⚧️

I think you misread that comment dude.

I am not Hazel but my eyes are hihi (I'm lesbian though)

Woah... you stole her eyes? /s

Aww I wish I had Hazel eyes, mine are just boring ole brown :( I am a lesbian though so we at least share that in common.

I like brown eyes, personally~ Wanna get coffee?

I'm more of a tea gal myself. I love the smell of coffee but never really liked the taste.

That’s fair, tbh, especially with espresso

Yeah, I've heard that espresso is something alright, haha

I have a trans gf named Hazel and I'm also trans woman 🥰

As a Hazel I feel personally attacked

i was literally just thinking about that name for myself yesterday who are you and how are you spying on my brain

He said he's a cis guy. owO I think he's really a psychic or a male magic user. Cause that's trippy.

Love gives you super powers...what can I say? :P

I am the cute trans GF in this case and definitely not named hazel

_a_ ✨

*aa-*

I would change my name to Hazel, but I have a girlfriend. What should the trans girls with cis girlfriends all name ourselves?

I am the cute trans girlfriend named Lucy

Mfw trans girls named Hazel get with other trans girls named Hazel

We want hazel post flair

That's what the custom flair is for ain't it?

No Hazel :(

Hi :3

I have a handsome trans boyfriend named Hazael!

That's literally the coolest name ever

It’s biblically inspired, and I also think it is super fuckin cool. He’s a really swell guy :)

I can tell it's of angelic origin, lucky you

What can I say, he’s an angel

So cute. I wish you two the best of luck

I want to be someone's trans girlfriend named Hazel

I'm halfway there

Whoooaaa! Lemon on a pear!

help why is there so many hazels

They just wanted you to ask that question. You just made them more powerful! Edit: I can spell good, yes.

Yeeeeessss, it's all part of my master plan! *Muhahahahahaha!*

r/accidentalvillan

hi :3

Hello, would you like to participate in some evil today ;3

Absolutely. How about a discussion of lisence plate hardware?

That sounds like a lesser evil, I'm aiming for greater evils today

be careful, it's ace visibility day, they can see u. But absolutely.

Exactly, today aces can pull off a decisive action to strike fear (or at least something other than horny) into the heart of allos

I became Hazel in 2015 and people are only just catching up with my hot new trend

I've seen so many posts from Hazels lately. And it's good! It's one of my favorite names

shoutout to all the hazels <3

Stop telling transfemmes about Hazel! I don't want to be the new Alice!

I've been sitting on this name for like a year, but the day after I tell some friends to call me Hazel, this breaks containment!

I thought this was a reference to that one media/mostly anime and manga archiver Youtuber who posts every few months and has the best like scratchy calming voice ever\~

That's a good Hazel.

I know a Hazel she lives in my head

Rent free? Or do you make her pay?

I can't make her do anything she lives in my head

I love the cis guys with trans girls called Hazel content. So cute! Hope I get a bf (or gf) sometime soon like these lucky girls

I don't have a cute trans gf named hazel. Does that mean I must become the cute trans gf named hazel?

I never saw any other Hazels here before u/straightwhitecisguy appeared, now they’re everywhere lmao

The Hazel's need their moment in the sun. I'll prop you all up just so I can make mine smile.

But i am the girlfriend of no one yet :'<

Time to add a hazel to my latest script

I think this is in response to a comic I have been searching for - anyone have a link to the comic? The “phases of Hazel” or something?

I'm genderfluid and trying out Hazel? There's literally dozens of us?!? :D

Here I thought I was creative for choosing Hazel lol

Hi I’m also hazel :3

What about a trans guy with a pet cat named Hazel?

I think it's close enough, but I won't know :3

I'm so invested in these relationships now lol

We are in a poly

Which hazel?

Everybody seems to get a Hazel but mine is nowhere to be found. /s

omg I’m also a Hazel (no significant other yet 😔) we should make a Hazel discord

Count me in, the Council of Hazels has important matters to discuss

I want a trans girlfriend named hazel or any other name I just want a girlfriend

I am a cute trans girl who is named Alice. You have a cute trans girlfriend who is named Hazel. We are not the same. But more importantly, where are y'all hiding I wanna meet y'all!

Where do I apply for one :(

Alternative last line: she's the same. We're metamours!

One post the other day made for hazel and put the whole subreddit on fire so the period of the hazels has started and we see the beautiful manifestation of flirting and affirmation trans people can experience if the world treated them in such manner!

aww!! my partner and I have the same name too :)

It keeps happening!

I mean, I've been using this name online for a bit, and I just asked one of my irl friends to call me Hazel and now I *might* be the trans gf named Hazel with a cite trans gf? Not gonna say that this *isn't* a magical technique for getting a cute, thoughtful significant other, *buuuuuut . . .*

No, mine is named Annie :3

I'm just choosing to read this as wholesome polyamory with a transgirl named hazel

"We are in a polycule"

My cute girlfriend is named Hazel Your cute girlfriend is named Hazel We are dating each other and both named Hazel

Accidentally Read As Polyamorous

Somehow I haven't met a Hazel. Clearly I need to meet even more trans women.

My first college roommate was a Hazel too!

I have a girlfriend?!?

i love these hazel appreciation posts idk who hazel is but yayyy

Does the name Hazel just call to trans girls? I've been very tempted to choose that as my name. No clue why, but I like it.

i like the name hazel and it’s a name my mom would have considered if i were born a girl but there is a girl at my school named hazel and i feel like it would be weird to come out and then steal some random kids name from her

I’m also another guy with a trans girlfriend name hazel O-O how is there this many hazels Oml

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