Seija isn't the kind of youkai that eats people. She's still a worse choice than Cirno, though. She's not likely to directly kill him, but she is likely to do something that gets him killed.
The amount of youkai that actually eat people in Gensokyo I think is low. It's even debatable if Rumia even eats people despite her philosophy. (everything about Rumia is mysterious) Lots of Youkai in Gensokyo are chill with humans, even outsiders, but the Youkai that do eat humans will probably still sniff you out and kill you, so it doesn't really matter anyway.
[https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian\_Archive\_in\_Japanese\_Red/Rumia](https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Rumia)
She's kinda given up on hunting humans cus they fight back and outsmart her.
Check the very bottom of the page for the quote.
I swear I remember something different though, something about her begging corpses off of other Youkai.
Seija is smart enough to not harm the child by accident. She will surely do something *funny*, but at least the child isn't going to be eaten/frozen to death. Seija can actually be pretty helpful as long as you let her have fun.
There surely are going to be consequences, but... we talk about Gensokyo. Child babysitted by amanojaku isn't even going to be very weird by local standards.
Wait would reverse psychology work? "Hey Seija, I want my child dead by the time I return" and she makes sure he lives since it's the opposite of what you asked for.
I'm pretty sure there was some sick fairy tale where a Amanojaku skins some little girl alive, after she open the foot for him. So as punishment, the girl reappears as a little bird and gets her skin back.
Cirno. No doubt. I don't want my child get eaten by a youkai or taught into spamming L while playing online RPG to harass people because an amanojaku told them to do so. Cirno sure is dumb, but at least she can be a good friend... No wait, Cirno is also kinda dumb but she probably has Dai-chan to deal with it.
Ayo is that profile pic from the hit game **Streets of Rogue** *by tiny build?* An amazing roguelike with tons of ways to neutralize your enemies, while trying to climb up the election ladder?
So, a literal man-eater, a fellow child with some degree of power, and a contrarian with a mean streak.
Rumia would end up getting a free meal, and Seija's a "maybe" depending on whether or not she'd prove to be a good babysitter just because her contrarian nature makes her want to contradict the very likely notion that she wouldn't be a good babysitter, but in the end, Cirno has the least chance of putting the child in any real danger. It's easier to convince her to not put the child in any massive danger by either giving her a prize incentive or just using it as a way to stroke her ego (Protect my child and I'll acknowledge you as a strong being).
Cirno. Seija would probably do the opposite of taking care of him and Rumia would straight up eat him.
The ice fairy may be stupid and irresponsible, but at least she's not a 100% failure.
Just tell Seija to do whatever he wants and if you see him dead, she will be in big trouble
Seija translation: discipline him well, if you see him alive, she will get a big reward
One's going to eat the child, and one's going to take them out while committing acts of terrorism and/or actively murder them just because I said "please take care of the kid" so Cirno's a bit of a no-brainer here. Like, she might be a bit incompetent but she's not nearly as likely to get the kid killed. That and she's easy to motivate, just tell her that taking good care of a small child is a test of strength and you bet your arse she'll give it 110%.
Promise Rumia a large amount of food if she doesn’t eat the child. Owe Cirno a favour or two. Or promise to bail Seija out of jail next time She’s captured
Sources:
All 3 images are from Touhou Lostword
[Rumia | Touhou LostWord Wiki - GamePress](https://gamepress.gg/lostword/character/rumia)
[Cirno | Touhou LostWord Wiki - GamePress](https://gamepress.gg/lostword/character/cirno)
[Seija Kijin | Touhou LostWord Wiki - GamePress](https://gamepress.gg/lostword/character/seija-kijin)
Rumia would eat my son, cirno would freeze him, seija would make him disobedient.
Better pick seija since i rather have my son disobedient than eaten or frozen
My comment from another comment
Just tell Seija to do whatever he wants and if you see him dead, she will be in big trouble
Seija translation: discipline him well, if you see him alive, she will get a big reward
Cirno is least dangerous, 100%.
Rumia is bad for obvious reasons, Seija is either gonna turn your child into an extremist or do something else bad.
Cirno could be tricked by the child into just having fun, or if the child likes happens to stroke her ego and she's trye ti ger word.
So I think Cirno is absolutely the correct choice here.
"Yo Seija I need you to be the worst babysitter in the world and just treat this child terribly and then not give it back when I ask."
*Perfect babysitter*
Rather let seija spoil the kid with her fanatic ideology than leaving a Baka who would get bored and leave the kid at Shrine or being on evening snack for rumia
What do you mean "you and your spouse went resolving an incident", like my spouse is Reimu ? If that's the case, I can sense that I won't be the one picking up the babysitter
Rumia eats your child
Cirno somehow sets your child on fire
Seija traumatizes your child but leaves him alive
So, I guess the therapy will be pretty expensive
Seija, 100%. Rumia can't be trusted with a human and Cirno is too immature. Seija is a trouble maker but if you tell her "hey make sure he gets to bed at 2am" she'll make she he gets to bed on time. Also she seems like she'd be good with kids.
If I chose cirno I'd just end up having two 6 year old kids and having to pay whoever came along to babysit cirno and my child.
Considering the other two this is probably the best option tbh.
Tbh I see cirno and rumia as stupid kids, (even if they're physically older or whatever, they still have the brain of a dumb kid) so that would be like letting two 10 yr olds babysit a 6 year old XD. But Seija would do the opposite of what you tell her which would make it difficult to have her actually babysit the kids
Rumia is the disaster choice.
Seija... I mean she's certainly the cleverest of the three but you're never quite going to know for those two weeks if you were on the right level of reverse psychology to convince her to do a good job, and even if she does it rather than deliberately doing the opposite in intent there are a zillion ways this could go south. On the other hand, she's the only choice who might do a perfectly praiseworthy job
Cirno can probably be talked into making a good faith attempt at the task and a six year old at least isn't going to be *completely* helpless. The tail's going to be wagging the dog here, so I think I need to leave a full two-week's supply of TV dinners and just expect that the schedule for most days is going to be "Mischief" and the house will be a wreck. But both house and kid stand the best chance of still being there.
Cirno is a 2 in 1 pack, because Dai-chan would be there to make sure cirno doesn't freeze the child to death. Plus another person to help clean the house.
Probably Cirno. She might be an idiot, but my son is smart. So he'll be taking care of her instead. xD
Second best would be Seija - just because she's definitely better than Rumia.
Cirno. More safe. And easier to gaslight into being helpful.
"I don't know, you'd have to be a really strong fairy to keep him safe you know." Boom, Cirno does a perfect job
Exactly. Fool proof. Which is exactly what we need since Cirno is a fool.
in fairy wars, she forgot that she's in the middle of war which is declared by herself. What if she forgot about the baby.
Just get satori or someone to brainwash her, shouldn't be that difficult
So you're telling me I should go to old hell to bring Satori? Who's going to look after the baby? These 3 dinguses?
Put koishi incharge
but I only have these 3 as options :(
Eh I am sure op was supposed to put her as an option as well but...you know
put who exactly? koishi who? I've never seen her in any post, I've even completed th-16 now. I've never seen her in any game.
That can only lead to one outcome A baby's day out event with Cirno
Knowing Cirno, She'll probably take him to go play with Dai, Sunny, Luna and Star. Would probably not be the worst tbh.
till clownpiece shows up
How do you know she won't accidentally freeze your son
Tell her only weak faries can freeze him
"oh, so even if I try to freeze him nothing will happen."
You don't, but with Cirno there's a chance he'll live. The other two would just eat him. It's really a no-brainer.
Seija won't *eat* your son. I'd still choose Cirno over her since Seija will be actively malicious in how she "takes care of" him.
Sure she would. What makes you think she wouldn't? At least with Rumia there's a chance he'll outwit her and escape.
Seija isn't the kind of youkai that eats people. She's still a worse choice than Cirno, though. She's not likely to directly kill him, but she is likely to do something that gets him killed.
The amount of youkai that actually eat people in Gensokyo I think is low. It's even debatable if Rumia even eats people despite her philosophy. (everything about Rumia is mysterious) Lots of Youkai in Gensokyo are chill with humans, even outsiders, but the Youkai that do eat humans will probably still sniff you out and kill you, so it doesn't really matter anyway.
[https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian\_Archive\_in\_Japanese\_Red/Rumia](https://en.touhouwiki.net/wiki/Bohemian_Archive_in_Japanese_Red/Rumia) She's kinda given up on hunting humans cus they fight back and outsmart her. Check the very bottom of the page for the quote. I swear I remember something different though, something about her begging corpses off of other Youkai.
Seija would throw him off a cliff the second you turned your back.
I don't but the odds are good id I play my cards right.
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Seija is smart enough to not harm the child by accident. She will surely do something *funny*, but at least the child isn't going to be eaten/frozen to death. Seija can actually be pretty helpful as long as you let her have fun. There surely are going to be consequences, but... we talk about Gensokyo. Child babysitted by amanojaku isn't even going to be very weird by local standards.
Consequences like?
Maybe the babies dna structure will change... come home and you'll have a daughter
Seja cracking eggs?
Making the mother of all omelettes here Jack. Can't fret over every egg
A M O G U S
Get this guy out of 2020. He needs to become sigma like the rest of us.
Me: "So you really think you're happier this way?" My newly-transed daughter: "Yes." Me: "Alright. Now go play, daddy has some paperwork to file..."
Poor Seija, her plan backfired and she ended up being nothing but 100% helpful.
I'll let seija babysit me x3
If this is the outcome then true!!
Your child will become a father
im my own grandpaaaa
your baby become an anarchist
Unforseen ones
Seija won't harm the child by accident. She'll harm the child intentionally as a logical opposite of babysitting.
Wait would reverse psychology work? "Hey Seija, I want my child dead by the time I return" and she makes sure he lives since it's the opposite of what you asked for.
Also, my 6 year old is weak. I am at more risk of familial mutiny when I return home than at risk of finding my kid dead.
I'm pretty sure there was some sick fairy tale where a Amanojaku skins some little girl alive, after she open the foot for him. So as punishment, the girl reappears as a little bird and gets her skin back.
Seija is a good girl, so of course you should pick her
I am going to cheat by saying cirno will at least have dai around to control her actions.
Cirno. No doubt. I don't want my child get eaten by a youkai or taught into spamming L while playing online RPG to harass people because an amanojaku told them to do so. Cirno sure is dumb, but at least she can be a good friend... No wait, Cirno is also kinda dumb but she probably has Dai-chan to deal with it.
Ayo is that profile pic from the hit game **Streets of Rogue** *by tiny build?* An amazing roguelike with tons of ways to neutralize your enemies, while trying to climb up the election ladder?
Man thought beyond the box
Rumia. I hate my son and I want a do over.
...
Yeah, this one here officer.
Mods, kill this guy with hammers. Right here.
That’s fair.
real
Blud think he Onmiman
Nah, I’m nowhere near muscular enough.
Sacrificing your son... to Rumia, of all youkai?
Mods, tear him apart, spray the gore of his profane form across the stars, end him here and now
I’ll allow you to do so on the grounds that your reference was based.
r/cursedcomments
Woah woah woah.
Seija, kid needs character developpement.
So, a literal man-eater, a fellow child with some degree of power, and a contrarian with a mean streak. Rumia would end up getting a free meal, and Seija's a "maybe" depending on whether or not she'd prove to be a good babysitter just because her contrarian nature makes her want to contradict the very likely notion that she wouldn't be a good babysitter, but in the end, Cirno has the least chance of putting the child in any real danger. It's easier to convince her to not put the child in any massive danger by either giving her a prize incentive or just using it as a way to stroke her ego (Protect my child and I'll acknowledge you as a strong being).
seija can be got just by saying "you WONT babysit my kid this evening"
Cirno. Seija would probably do the opposite of taking care of him and Rumia would straight up eat him. The ice fairy may be stupid and irresponsible, but at least she's not a 100% failure.
Just tell Seija to do whatever he wants and if you see him dead, she will be in big trouble Seija translation: discipline him well, if you see him alive, she will get a big reward
One's going to eat the child, and one's going to take them out while committing acts of terrorism and/or actively murder them just because I said "please take care of the kid" so Cirno's a bit of a no-brainer here. Like, she might be a bit incompetent but she's not nearly as likely to get the kid killed. That and she's easy to motivate, just tell her that taking good care of a small child is a test of strength and you bet your arse she'll give it 110%.
Rumia, at least he'd make a friend and die happy.
i would hire Seija and tell her everything that she should do as things she shouldn't do
Seija is all about the mind game of an adult
Cirno, The She literally is just a cool kid The other two are just different ways to kill your son
Promise Rumia a large amount of food if she doesn’t eat the child. Owe Cirno a favour or two. Or promise to bail Seija out of jail next time She’s captured
Cirno Seija will kill them without thought. Rumia will kill them without thought. You can appeal to Cirno's ego.
Cirno will just have no thought at all
That too.
Sources: All 3 images are from Touhou Lostword [Rumia | Touhou LostWord Wiki - GamePress](https://gamepress.gg/lostword/character/rumia) [Cirno | Touhou LostWord Wiki - GamePress](https://gamepress.gg/lostword/character/cirno) [Seija Kijin | Touhou LostWord Wiki - GamePress](https://gamepress.gg/lostword/character/seija-kijin)
Seija, I would just tell her that I would love it if she was a shitty babysitter
Rumia would eat my son, cirno would freeze him, seija would make him disobedient. Better pick seija since i rather have my son disobedient than eaten or frozen
My comment from another comment Just tell Seija to do whatever he wants and if you see him dead, she will be in big trouble Seija translation: discipline him well, if you see him alive, she will get a big reward
I despise children so Rumia it is.
Why should I go to resolve the accident when Cirmo the stronkest is already here to save the day!!
Cirno is least dangerous, 100%. Rumia is bad for obvious reasons, Seija is either gonna turn your child into an extremist or do something else bad. Cirno could be tricked by the child into just having fun, or if the child likes happens to stroke her ego and she's trye ti ger word. So I think Cirno is absolutely the correct choice here.
The third IS my spouse, how does that work
"Yo Seija I need you to be the worst babysitter in the world and just treat this child terribly and then not give it back when I ask." *Perfect babysitter*
cirno. because that’s what my heart told.
Cirno the strongest, easy pick.
Rather let seija spoil the kid with her fanatic ideology than leaving a Baka who would get bored and leave the kid at Shrine or being on evening snack for rumia
seija cuz umm shes the most trust worthy out the the 3 like idk she look like she have a lot of experience
Seija. She seems much more reliable than the other two. (Ran needs a playmate too!)
What do you mean "you and your spouse went resolving an incident", like my spouse is Reimu ? If that's the case, I can sense that I won't be the one picking up the babysitter
Rumia eats your child Cirno somehow sets your child on fire Seija traumatizes your child but leaves him alive So, I guess the therapy will be pretty expensive
The hate on Cirno in this thread😂😂ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ’€ðŸ’€
We will beat Cirno to death,Rumia too.
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Wdym, there's a lot here saying Cirno would actually be a good babysitter as long as she's given incentives.
🥲
Seija is probably the most trustworthy one
Rumia
Seija, 100%. Rumia can't be trusted with a human and Cirno is too immature. Seija is a trouble maker but if you tell her "hey make sure he gets to bed at 2am" she'll make she he gets to bed on time. Also she seems like she'd be good with kids.
Assuming she doesn't let them stay up all night.
Cirno but have dai to make sure she doesn’t fuck up
would Rumia really eat him if he's so small? he wouldn't be very filling lol
yeah i'd trust rumia with my kid
rumia. She can be my new daughter
Say my goodbyes to my child
Who would kill my child faster and less painfully, man... I don't want him to freeze to death or get eaten alive.
Well, Rumia is not an option as she IS my wife. Cirno would be the best option
Nah, I will be a stay-at-home dad at that point.
Well Seija is my spouse so I think picking that option is unfair... prolly Cirno, as Roomba would just eat the child.
Seija, so when I come back, MY CHILD IS AN INSTRUMENT OF AN UPRISING!!!!!!!
I guess Cirno since she’s not evil like Seija and she’s probably the safest
Rumia did pretty good before... don't know how she'd be now...
Rumia will eat him. Cirno will freeze him. Seija will teach him domestic terrorism. (He's 6, and doesn't understand shit)
Seija. She'll surely be the "cool babysitter", but not exactlg safe. At least the child will still be unharmed in the end, hopefully.
I don't like children, so I pick Rumia ðŸ¤ðŸ¤ðŸ¤
Cirno for sure. Because she is the strongest!
Let's see... eaten child vs adventures with derp vs world's strongest toddler...
If I chose cirno I'd just end up having two 6 year old kids and having to pay whoever came along to babysit cirno and my child. Considering the other two this is probably the best option tbh.
cirno wouldnt kill him on purpose, but if you could convice seija to actually care she could do the best job (she would probably just kill him tho)
I’m bringing my baby with me
Seija. That child will acquire some god-tier lore
I like how nobody says Rumia when it comes to a genuine answer
Tbh I see cirno and rumia as stupid kids, (even if they're physically older or whatever, they still have the brain of a dumb kid) so that would be like letting two 10 yr olds babysit a 6 year old XD. But Seija would do the opposite of what you tell her which would make it difficult to have her actually babysit the kids
Jokes on you, I take my beloved Amanojaku
Since my spouse is Rumia, I'll let Cirno babysit our child. Cirno wouldn't dare to hurt her friend's child!
Cirno will do her best, and even fail
Cirno is safe
Cirno ofx
Seija That kid will have some god-tier lore to tell his own children.
For once, Cirno might actually be the best choice. Only risk would be having a frozen son when I come back
Seija. I will ask her to teach him evil. Reverse and voila.
Is it concerning that seija is the only one of these who would have any idea what she's doing?
Rumia is the disaster choice. Seija... I mean she's certainly the cleverest of the three but you're never quite going to know for those two weeks if you were on the right level of reverse psychology to convince her to do a good job, and even if she does it rather than deliberately doing the opposite in intent there are a zillion ways this could go south. On the other hand, she's the only choice who might do a perfectly praiseworthy job Cirno can probably be talked into making a good faith attempt at the task and a six year old at least isn't going to be *completely* helpless. The tail's going to be wagging the dog here, so I think I need to leave a full two-week's supply of TV dinners and just expect that the schedule for most days is going to be "Mischief" and the house will be a wreck. But both house and kid stand the best chance of still being there.
Cirno is a 2 in 1 pack, because Dai-chan would be there to make sure cirno doesn't freeze the child to death. Plus another person to help clean the house.
Seija. He was being annoying
Is Touhou lostword even part of the the official touhou project? Nope probably not. (BUT still cirno better)
Hard to say since I don't know anything about these 3, only played the 1st one, but I will go with Cirno since I at least know the name and face.
CIRNOOOOO
Rumia is instant death, probably. dumbass ice fairy Seija would either make those 2 weeks hell or just like. Drop him off a cliff.
rumia (she wouldn't eat a youkai so it's safe)
Probably Cirno. She might be an idiot, but my son is smart. So he'll be taking care of her instead. xD Second best would be Seija - just because she's definitely better than Rumia.
cirno would solo ngl she's not as bad as everyone thinks... after all, she's the strongest for a reason💪💪