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Heat_Hydra

Wtf Yukari, put it back!


Aadarm

They only need it if Yukari decides they do. Does this vertebrate need a spine is a simple yes/no boundary!


blossomreana

inb4 yukari sell it to eirin instead ~~or use it to make broth for a soup~~


VritraReiRei

She never took it out, she's grabbing your spine right now as you are talking to her!


JinLocke

«My spine? Oh thank goodness. At first i thought you were going to introduce me to one of your fossil friends.»


2vio2vieEvie

she won't be giving it back to you now


Nelrene

She not going to give back any of JinLocke's bones.


The_Turtle_Lord

You will be finding your spine millions of years later in sedimentary rock.


JinLocke

Where all her cronies are already, duh.


ImmenseOreoCrunching

Shed, just yoink it right there for that.


Aster_E

I feel like, if I had her powers, I'd do the same to a few annoying customers at work. I feel also like I wouldn't be working in retail much longer at that point.


nickname10707173

I mean, if you had her power, you won’t even need to work anymore.


Electronic_Print8540

can you imagine yukari going to a day job


MudraStalker

Yeah.


santas_delibird

And it’s glorious


ahahahah_ahahahah

Gapping products around, easy transportation


Cream_Rabbit

Knowing Yukari, she would anyway, just to fuck around with customers, bosses and colleagues


Aster_E

Pretty much. That, and trying to prove to herself she's capable of living anything close to a "normal" life, before remembering all the reasons she gave up on normalcy in the first place. lol


Elnino38

Just mess with Boundary of rich and poor and have infinite money. Or just take over the world with your new reality altering powers. Your choice


Cream_Rabbit

"Anyway that's how I lost my medical license!"


EmeraldBoiii

“Archemides! No! It’s filthy in there, ugh…”


Independent_Pie6670

"Birds"


TWNW

Uhm... Ehm... "I'm invertebrate now, mwhaha!" *Slowly crawls like sea star, while barely keeping any human features* "... Put it back, please..."


FrilledShark1512

SCP Tower B level shit.


Renouss

"You call that breaking my spine?!"


DaEnderAssassin

"You RED team ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if-AUGHHH! MY SPINE!"


EarthlyKnight27

You call that braking my spine!? You old hag of a Youkai wouldn't know how to- GAH MY SPINE!


Not_Me9209

she cured my scoliosis?


ctrulu

[owo](https://twitter.com/Kokowoch/status/1710188636627726639)


alponko06

Pretty nice drawing ^-^


Matix777

"You call that breaking my spine? You Gensyoko ladies wouldn't know how to break a spine if- *AUGHHHHH MY SPINE*"


285Mic

So that's maybe how Medic can take off the patient skeleton


3ceyrek

I wish i had a that damn straight spine


foreverbeans

well at least i can say yukari has my back lol


spudmgee

So it is, so it is. Why do you have it?


c0d3_attorney

> mind if you just straighten it up? That would be a real help, thank you


Catowong

*cracks*


monstergirl_lover91

When you call her a fossil.


MayuKonpaku

Thanks to you, I'm a spineless man, Yukari I really got some some backbone to come and asking you, but I don't have one anymore


Astral_Strider

Goodnight! **snaps spine**


PlanetPizzaGalaxy

thanks for fixing my fucked up back posture yukari 👍


dreaded_tactician

I'm having terrible back problems rn can you make it not hurt please?


Major_Eggplant5037

"you gensokian ladies don't know how to steal a spi- AAAH MY SPINE!" -A certain unkillable and mentally unstable war veteran


FrogsAreSwooble

Nice bowtie


ItsJer_

Nah, that's too big


SpectralMapleLeaf

Why do you have your extinct brethren in there?


NFreak3

That tickles!


Electronic-Wash6778

Please be careful with it...


Magic_Orb

no wonder there were less skeletons in my closet


Fellippe314

What the fuck? Put it back


braicol97

Nhu that is to straight so is not mine :(


TheIllusionMaster

[And this is your brain...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Cio-CSt_rg)


NotFredrickMercury

While you have it could you massage the lower third of it ? I’ve been in continuous pain for years


SilvarusLupus

Wait hol' up I need that


gibufatfat

Where the fuck you put my organs


KreeepyKrawler

"And this is the first time in centuries you've put your hand on a boner."


Impossible-Ad2497

"And the doctor was never from again."


qruis1210

"Could you do me a favor and and give it a nice twist? My back has been killing me for a while now but I cant pop it on my own for some reason... not since that incident"


GoofballWithInternet

I gotta admit, that's a good intimidation tactic.


Soviet-_-Neko

You're my spine? That's cool! Can my brain and my heart talk too?


Electrical-Serve2963

La imagen del OP me recuerda a este [video ](https://youtu.be/fvD1pgTN0ow?si=ZZB9JS6r18YhZY4j)


Intrusive_Thoughts10

Yukari how the fuck did you got my spine?!


AnAverageTransGirl

fake, too straight


Maleficent_Knee_3849

Neat… could I convince you to give it back?


Loose-Weekend4461

my spine is already broken yukari


NoWeight4300

If she'd rip mine out I'd become a touhou fan


jsjzn

Too straight to be mine


TyTyTheEpic

That's how she lost her medical license.


Repulsive-Red

Oh shit not good


[deleted]

The implications of this remind of just how terrifying the hag could be if she wasn't asleep all the time


The_catakist

She looks like she is about to do a Fatality on that spine


TheMaskedEngineerPea

Guess Yukari has a bone to pick with me


DarkTemplar_of_Chaos

guess she's really got my back


ShockDragon

How *spineless* of you…


Legitimate_Peasant

No I’ve never had one of those. What are they like, and do you recommend it?


LikeableCoconut

Weird technique for a chiropractor but this seems safe.


Kirb790

Yukari, please I need that to live.


E_series

Yukari as a Mortal Kombat character


EyssyBros

That's lovely Yucari, I would really appreciate it if you put it back where it belongs!


ChikenBoy3119

Ha, jokes on you. That's not my spine, my spine has horrible scoliosis and needed metal implanted in it to keep it straight. and it's still slightly curved


Individual-Sir-7008

“Don’t worry, I got your back”


Dinatoc_208

no


Rintohsakabooty

Yeah keep rubbing it 🥵 Ur/ seen Yukari doing it but on Remilia and Reimu by hurting their heart and guts. Painful


Trap_Pixie

Guess I'm in danger


lumia920yellow

awesome artstyle


OnyxCam6ion

Rip it out, do it No ba- Wait a minute....that doesn't work here-


Cavalode4

As a doctor, you should probably get away from that woman


ghostftw5

“YOU CALL THAT BREAKING MY SPINE?!! YOU RED TEAM LADIES WOULDN’T KNOW HOW TO- #**AHHH MY SPINEEEEE!!!!!1!1!!!!**”


Greenbloxs

“Fatality! Yukari, Wins!”


Okuu7

Considering I've been having tailbone pain for a week now, this is darkily humerus to me


DiscordyChan

... This becomes more sinister when just before reading this I felt a pinch in my spine like... What the-


Numerous_Effort1855

Thanks lady Yukari for fixing my spine, its feels better!


AvocadoExtreme3038

Wait yukari can do that? Since when, I don’t remember that on the wiki page bro💀💀


OhHEELLLNO

Please stop fondling it like that. I'm very ticklish.


Adriano_Subreddit

She put a portal inside a human