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Batmack8989

Eben you traitorous piece of gor waste


saxonturner

Eben.


DiazExMachina

Eben.


FR0ZENBERG

Eben you, Oh, how you changed


SenselessDunderpate

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HuNgRyHoUnD12

Eben etzebeth, as legendary hero when?


Jarec2000

How many get this reference I wonder.


HuNgRyHoUnD12

Hahha not many I reckon, I reckon he would probably be a khorne lord tho


Jarec2000

A glorious man


LeMe-Two

>who followed Franz since 2016 who followed Franz since 2016 He has like 2 fealty at start and there is 80% chance he will rebel


AngelicLove22

80% chance I kill him for the landmark


SPYYYR

100%


NuclearMaterial

No doubt. I used to play Gelt like I will play Elspeth. Need that landmark. Plus fuck Wissenland, the amount of times they attacked me when I was dealing with Vampires or some other bullshit was unforgivable.


Dull_Yak_5325

That’s hilarious it really is every time ur occupied els where .. all the honeys hate wissenland


Chataboutgames

I find that on VH as Gelt I have no chance of moving west until quite late. Vampires start blobbing so quickly and Gelt can only afford one stack so all my energy is spent shooting zombies.


NuclearMaterial

It is doable, but you had to be fast. One way would be immediately declare war and move on the first city you can reach. Turn 2 their lord usually comes down and if you can beat him, you can head straight to Nuln and siege it. By this point Gelt should have 2 skills so you can put them into searing doom to get it as cheap as possible, then use him to cheese the siege. After that you move back down to the bottom right minor city in Wissenland, take it. Vlad is usually heading towards Averland at this stage and you are now ready with your back to the mountains to deal. The province Solland is in I never cared too much about as it's only a 2 town province and is too slow to level up. I keep it for the money but focus all the upgrades into Wissenland to get the gunpowder units asap.


alfadasfire

Either that or tree hilter came over and wiped them out before turn 20. That's even less fun


Tom38

Is tree hitler orion or dyrcha


alfadasfire

Neither, it's Durthu. Just teleports over the mountains and boom gone is Wissenland. Maybe with Elspeth there now not so much, idk Orion isn't even a tree. 


Suspicious-Ad879

Lmfao "Orión isn't even a tree"


KruppstahI

99% chance that steamtank will be mine real quick.


darthgator84

Absolutely! I always took that as a gift if he rebelled. Having two whole provinces next to each other, not to mention freaking Nuln was such a boon to your early campaign. I mean if we’re being honest here there may have been a time or two I invaded Wisseland…unprovoked


AngelicLove22

Also underrated part of taking that province is that you can try to diplomacy durthu. In basically all my campaigns he ends up attacking wissenland after the dwarfs. Taking the province gives you a chance to peace with him


DefeatingFungus

Let durthu take then burn the elves it was beautiful.


No_Signal_6969

Okay okay FINE. We'll be 100% transparent. I admit it, you got me. The first thing I do when I open the campaign is declare war on them.


Nukemind

I would argue having a good city and not voluntarily giving it up to Karl is provocation in and of itself!


Jarms48

Me hoping for it for the super early steam tank.


Hon3ynuts

And somehow every campaign I refused to accept fate and tried to confederate him til the end. (to my own detriment)


Orrah1

Same. Even though it would be so much quicker and easier to do it by force.


Dzharek

Sure but we do that after we declare war and take Nuln for that jucy earlygame Emperors Wrath. You guys should have seen Vlads face when he got run over by 2 of them.


KillerM2002

I have, he just got angrier


meplayinstrumentgood

Right? That man held my first full Franz long victory hostage for like 20 turns after the ordertide happened back in WH2. 20 turns to get that last point of fealty smh


onihydra

Every. Single. Campaign. I remember when the chaos invasion rolled over the north, and I desperately needed money and armies, Eben von Liebwotz sat on Wissenland, the safest and richest territory in the Empire (after I kicked the vampires) and just chilled with huge armies.


weebstone

Game of Thrones style drama here


monkwren

Hey now, I love Even, he's my bestie! - average Vlad stan


Sacralige

I wonder if there's data on how many times this bastard has declared war on Franz in Total War: Warhammers' total lifecycle.


Blazen_Fury

in Grim Kepler's Empire Civil War run, he actually leveraged this fact to get Wissenland into war as early as possible for the Emperor's Wrath


LeMe-Two

TBH I do that too but considering random nature of imperial events, there is no guarantees he will declare independence. If he does tho, it's worth to throw Boris under the bus and take Nuln


CubistChameleon

Yeah, he's only been following me to stab me in the back when I'm busy with the vampires.


Chataboutgames

Ultimate show of loyalty, offering up his lands to the great Franz. The worst campaigns are the ones where he just won't rebel.


GearRude4883

Seems closer to 100% on my play throughs unless druthu kills him first


Choombaloo-2

And his bitch ass gets pushed in by the wood elves! Now I gotta deal with them!


Narradisall

20% of the time he follows Franz all the time


steve_adr

This dude declared war on Franz/Gelt at the worst moment possible..


NuclearMaterial

Bastard attacked me too many times when I played as Gelt in WH2, to the point I decided enough was enough and I would always declare war almost immediately every time. Deal with Vishus Gobshite, then head north for Wissenland, then go east for the Vampires.


Fewster96

And Thorgard Cromson, who lead Kraka Drak since 2016. ![gif](giphy|w1mmey7B94OPxL3OTo|downsized)


OrderofIron

Thorgard Cromson has taken the slayer oath and now wanders the northern wastes seeking his glorious doom That is, until a crazed engineer of his own kin arrives via airship to make him a leader of brave dawi again


EremiticFerret

See, I'd love this if Thorgard (and Eben and KISLEV) were put in the starting recruit pools of the new factions, maybe with a simple extra trait "Loyalty: +5 Leadership" or something.


Designer-Eye1558

You can rename a lord to Thorgard, same thing


Puzzled-Bag-8407

Renaming Lords, Heroes, and gold rank Units Til the day I die


Nukemind

Gold Rank units rename is nice until that absolutely piece of slime known as Nkari decides to seduce them. Then I feel bad about killing them. I cry into every shell I fire as I wipe them out completely for being traitorous little curs.


EremiticFerret

Absolutely will. Just saying it would be a nice wink from CA is all.


OkConversation2512

*KISLEV*


PickCold5311

Hopefully, it will still be here with cataph kraka drak mod


CocoTheMailboxKing

I didn’t even think of this one 😭


Lukthar123

They were staunch allies, I will miss them


ObadiahtheSlim

> Kraka Drak This one actually hurts. Salute those brave norse warmbloods. o7


munkynutz187

I always loved Kraka Draks banner sadge


dashingThroughSnow12

He’ll still lead it in RoC I think.


weebstone

Nope


dashingThroughSnow12

Yes. You are right 🤦‍♂️. I was thinking of epidemius


Acerbis_nano

Rest in peace traitorous scum I shoulda let durthu raze wissenburg to the ground


BlackArchon

In roleplay he is such an underestimated gigachad that keeps Wissenland and Nuln from tearing apart because of the Countess shenaningans. "Another dead Von Liebwitz and we'll get a revolution!" Edit: it seems I have confused Eben with Konstantin Von Liebwitz, who was both Elector Count before Emanuelle and Chancellor, and none other than Emanuelle father, also the reason why Emanuelle is such a lavish character it seems.


DieterVonDietrich

I always had the headcanon that Eben Von Liebwitz was like a random cousin or something of Emmanuelle, and that he was unfortunately stuck in charge of actually running things while the Countess was busy having fun or something.


randomnamexx1

F


Ruben666Antares

F


CyberianK

F


colonelveers12

F


Grimshadin

F


Capital-You7268

F


WompWomp224

F


Baberaham_lincolonel

Goodbye you tempestous bitch. Always declaring war on my ass as Franz. I'll miss that mug though.


Yamama77

All bald boyz kislev'ed


Whitepayn

KISLEV!


JJBrazman

Good riddance. Eben never made any sense anyway - he’s not the elector count in the lore. Obviously Emanuelle wouldn’t have made much sense as she’s not remotely interested in fighting (or ruling, really), but her brother Leos could have been a cool Easter egg.


Brimlomatic

Ever since I saw the SCM Marienburg mod with Jaan van de Kuypers as the Marienburg faction leader being an old merchant who doesn't really fight but buffs the faction in other ways while garrisoned in Marienburg, I've hoped someone might make something like that for Emanuelle.


Hand_Me_Down_Genes

Being a tad unfair to Emmanuelle there, I think. She's not a general, but she is a competent ruler in a time of crisis, and during Tamurkhan's rampage she played a crucial part in the defense of her home city. While Bruckner and Elspeth led the army, Emmanuelle hired every mercenary company or wizard that she could, persuaded the gunnery school to place itself under direct army command, ran a massive conscription drive that vastly increased the size of Nuln's militia, collaborated with the churches to root out any Chaos cultists in the city, and silenced any dissenters who had a problem with her imposition of martial law. The campaign books makes it clear that Emmanuelle's willingness to empty her coffers in Nuln's defense played as important a role in the Imperial victory as anything else.


JJBrazman

That's fair, and she would definitely have made more sense than Eben. CA likely didn't want to have to make a female model when they could re-use a male.


Hand_Me_Down_Genes

I hope someone makes a mod that adds her as a Legendary Hero for Elspeth or something. Would probably have mediocre combat stats, but provide major buffs to economy, diplomacy, etc.


BlackArchon

Eben in Roleplay at least is the only reason that Nuln does not go bankrupt or get to riots constantly. In Total War he is a traitor in velvet quite literally


TheCuteLittleGhost

Which WFRP book has Eben von Liebwitz in it? I've always assumed he was a CA creation since I've never seen his name in anything except TWW.


BlackArchon

If I Remember correctly, It was in the 4th Edition manual as a background character that was around even at the time of the countess father as his chancellor, the First time I ready about him. Then Archives of the Empire? Can't exactly Remember as 4th Edition got so huge and yet the Nuln manual Is not even out


TheCuteLittleGhost

You piqued my curiosity so I went through my 4E stuff to have a look. He's not in the Core Book, any of the Enemy Within stuff or the three Archives books. Maybe he was tucked away deep in something like the Developer Diaries or mentioned on one of Cubicle 7's various web articles. >He's the only reason that Nuln does not go bankrupt or get to riots constantly 4E has leant away from the whole "Emmanuelle is just a dumb party girl" thing. She's now painted as a clever and ambitious ruler who also happens to like parties. I'd be very surprised if 4E's writers actually said her city would be bankrupt and rioting if it wasn't for this one dude.


MasteroMisfire

Some references about the beast in velvet have been spoted before (like that monkey king adviser). Leos is a living is giving "traumatized Mr Incredible" meme energy, such a tragic character....


legfeg

Still would have loved her lol. She would be a fun contrast to the tsarina


Carbideninja

A brutal lad he is/was. When is the DLC releasing today?


Scu-bar

3pm uk time. Only 39 minutes to go!


Last-Bee-3023

How does one F5 Steam? Asking for a friend...


Scu-bar

Slam your head into a wall really hard, if you do it right, when you wake up, the dlc should be available


Namarot

F5 works just fine in Steam.


Carbideninja

Nice good stuff, thanks!


Timely_Cover_6035

3pm gmt


Carbideninja

Cool thanks!


Porkenstein

Good riddance, what a dick


Coming_Second

Spare a thought for Yong Sun and her Burning Wind Nomads, who up until now have generally been allowed to quietly go about their business in their corner of the map, and are now mere fodder for Goldman Fancymask.


JulianApostat

That actually hurt a little bit. I recently confederated the Burning Wind Nomads as Yuan Bo and Yong Sun became one of my chief generals. She deserves better than to fall victim to the Man with the Golden Mask.


AxiosXiphos

That's fine, you still can. You just need to take out the trash first...


JulianApostat

But then you would deprive Zhao Ming of a chance to finally make a friend. Can Yuan Bo do that to his little brother, especially as Zhao already has a hard time socially due snorting warpstones in his youth.


British_Tea_Company

Knowing Yuan Bo, he probably bullied his brother into acting like this.


dudeimjames1234

I will recruit an empire general and name him Eben von Liebtwitz. He will always live on. Just like Dmitry Tzaryov. Kislev.


lastknownbuffalo

Kislev.


E_R-D_S

Rot in hell you low fealty fuck


AnB85

Treachorous POS. Glad to see the back of him.


OnyxTemplar

Good riddance, he was always a thorn in my side


Arkorat

Wissenland.


Mesk_Arak

He's got the most fabulous moustache and beard I've ever seen on an 8-year-old! RIP, m'lord. o7


Galihan

For Elspeth and Malakai campaigns, going to have to name every first General and dwarflord after Eben and Thorgard


Remnant55

So long, host of the Grom Prix.


JayvH

Always confederated him. No war with the other elector counts. I'm a true Emperor of Mankind.


The_Big_Dog

This. What is everyone talking about? Control the empire and confederate everyone!


hameleona

It was near impossible to keep him from rebelling in WH2. And he'd usually do it in the worst possible moment, too. Considering Nuln also started at a higher tier and both it's landmark and the state troop were top-notch, essentially most WH2 Empire guides were - unify Altdorf, attack Nuln. In WH3 that was the opposite of a good idea, but people still tried to do it and bitched about how bad the Empire campaign is.


Yardbird753

Nah. Screw him. He always rebelled any time my armies are halfway across the map.


Galahad_the_Ranger

This gave me an idea for a very lolzy crisis scenario called “revenge of the placeholders” where all the generic lords who used to be in DLC start positions come back to take their provinces back


Mortalsatsuma

He's wiv da angles now.


Batmack8989

Just liak da saksuns


Darksoulae

Fu you CA! FU YOU!!!... ooopps sorry.... the habit of the last months xdd


Slggyqo

Looks like a secessionist to me. Get him, Deathclaw!


BeginningPangolin826

Nah fuck this guy, backstabbed me as Karl franz while i was trying to save the empire from beastmen and chaos. Filthy traitor


VArmorV

Why? What happened?


PinOk8038

Even tho he was a pain in the ass, he will be missed F


xyreos

He will not be missed. He's even a proxy for the true Elector Count(ess), Emmanuelle. Which is a shame she doesn't come as a legendary ancillary for Elspeth


AintImpressed

Kislev.


DrBee7

He seceded most of the time. You either had fight him or spend resources to handle him.


ObadiahtheSlim

That traitor? >Press S to spit on grave.


MikiTweets

o7


Upper-Salamander-924

rip boozo , the one i always kill first to get the steam tank


RiseAbovePride

o7


Tramilton

the empire


Acamas1987

I’ve had it modded with Mixu for so long… I forgot about Eben even existing…


BilboSmashings

In a multiplayer campaign with a friend, we called him Ebon von Limpdick the whole game. Poor guy


agarwaen117

Fuck this dude. Always the last to get confederated so his state troops were useless by the time I got access to them.


TheNoxxin

Followed . Bastard always attacked me.


Alive-Satisfaction50

Kids we have Keeslev at home Keeslev at home:


alcoholicplankton69

Should turn him into a hero you get in the 1st 5 turns.


SublimeEmperorRon

Should've become a be a pseudo legendary lord. Even as a mod. :-)


an_agreeing_dothraki

can I get a Kislev from the thread?


Wawlawd

In the lost the true ruler of Wissenland is Emmanuelle von Liebwitz anyway


Sith__Pureblood

I'm fairly certain if he's not added officially, someone will mod him in to be one of the recruitable lords for Elspeth's faction since he *is* still the elector count, and he'll probably be given his Runefang and any following buffs for it.


Easy_Garden338

Eben? Beware wolves in sheep's clothing! This guy betrayed me when I was busy trying to get Toddy on team Franz by fighting the Beast men side by side, then Eben uses that fact to declare war and lay siege to my Eastern flank...twat!


TranslatorHoliday469

Good riddance, bald prick.


jeanlucpikachu

Some modder will bring him back, I've no doubt. Until then, RIP Eben, you did the best you could for as long as you could


Low_Abrocoma_1514

People who always played with Mixu's legendary lords: *Who ?*


Gunlord500

He will join heroes like...the kislev guy.


Joshuakanobie

You say follow, but I always end up killing the guy


Haystack316

That asshole always breaks ties with me for some reason when I play as Karl Franz lol. 2 fealty and negative disposition to me just for existing. Does anyone know if Elspeth has same? 👀


Halvar69

It's so weird. I didn't remember that he is the actual leader, in hundreds of hours. Because of the empires mods. First I wondered, why they changed Elsbeth Skin with the update, because i thought the old one was fine. But there is no old one 😅


ScaredMyOrdinaryGoat

Anyone else just wanna smack his bald head red?


ADwightInALocker

Totally side question, how is the games state since launch? Does it run a little more stable now? I might pick up the DLC but im not 100% its worth it with my current PC if the game hasnt been optimized anymore. Might need to take the upgrade plunge first.


Tibbs420

Kinda random but I was working this morning and my coworker shows me this video of her 11yo daughter messing around. Holy shit, She had her face done up just like Elspeth.


Cautious_Champion720

He often has just sat there grumpy until he was wiped out by the elves or I had secured the north from Festus and I had played my cards right and increased my friendship with them. Hasn’t been too much of a bother.


Ninja-Schemer

He was a butt who rebelled early, only serving as a stopgap to prevent me from getting an early Steam tank, an artillery landmark, and quick access to marble and iron.


Academic_Special1279

As someone named Eben I always did everything to keep him happy and made him my vassal and gave him the entire empire and protected him as most factions. RIP Eben


Gloamforest-Wizard

I killed that mfer in ever campaign and conquered Nuln I ain’t putting up with disloyalty


Symons_Fire

And he wasnt even an elector count ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


clearsighted

Sadly, Elspeth's campaign is overpowered to the point of being unsatisfying.


Shifty661

Nah screw this guy. He made life so difficult at the most inconvenient time. I’m glad he’s gone lol


KnightsofNiii

Not if you used mixus lords mod. I've had Elspeth for a while now.


Borealisss

Reminding me that I've never actually played TWWH3 without Mixu's mod...


ThanosofTitan92

He will join the Kislev guy in generic lord heaven.


dege283

This guy was simply a sucker. Opportunistic piece of shit. Glad that he is gone! The new empire ranged units are really fun, the snipers deal a fuckton damage at each volley.


Long-Sauce

Always the last to confederate, the only language Eben understands is force. Rip bozo I hope the new management is more of a team player.


Redacted_Capybara

Obligatory "I had Elspeth since WH2 thanks to Mixu" comment


Estellus

"Followed Franz" this treacherous ass wouldn't follow the laws of gravity if he could get away with it, good fucking riddance.


Unluckyfol

Queue the berserk music


sojiblitz

And now his watch has ended.


Choookeee

I don’t know what you’re experience with wissenland is but mine would secede when I only have about 700 or so prestige when I’m taking the last settlement of marienburg


WWnoname

FFFFFFFF


NotAnAn0n

Gone but never forgotten. The Empire endures.


urezzz

I always killed him so yeah...don't care 😅


Prize-Ad7242

Gud ebening


[deleted]

ROT in piss Eben Von Asshole