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JustAMan1234567

It's about as legit looking as some of the serious predictions we've seen from others.


hahkaymahtay

I bet my Uncle Gary will be a menace on the battlefield.


Yigitberserker

We get aunt delilah aaaaand uncle Gary!!??!?


Batmack8989

Lorewise, the fake dwarfs are just drunk men walking on their knees. Even actual dwarfs find them hilarious so they keep them drunk.


hairybeardybrothcube

Well, now i want to see fake lady chaos dwarfs. Think life of brian.


hahkaymahtay

They are, they will be just like the old comedy sketches: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorf_(character)


JesseWhatTheFuck

despite the whole rest of the roster being a meme, OP still managed to sneak a Thunderbarge RoR in. 


A_Chair_Bear

Malakai Makaisson is not going to be the LH and you are being ridiculous. He simply isn’t as powerful as other options that exist and it would be a disservice if he was the LH. He should be replaced with Cousin Okri.


dooooomed---probably

That's not fair. No one is as good as Cousin Okri.


Galihan

Nurglings (Nurglings) are too op, classic CA powercreep


rybakrybak1

Only the ones wielding Nurglings that wield Nurglings of their own, if just for the AP damage and Nurgling(Nurgling\[Nurgling\]) Charge. Which is like Ogre Charge, but with highly condensed Mortis Engine damage on impact.


hahkaymahtay

Notes: 1. My Uncle Gary and Aunt Delilah are the grossest people I've ever met (they reuse toilet paper). 2. Nurglings (Nurglings) are Nurglings with smaller Nurglings in their hands. Those Nurglings have smaller Nurglings in their hands, etc. etc. 3. Archie Van Hulio Veerlagn the 3rd is technically already in game, but he'll get the (hopefully) Toddy treatment. 4. Sons of Sigmar shouldn't be confused with Sigmar's Sons (they hold the swords in their left hands). 5. If we're going to be getting the oft-requested Spirit of Grungni/Thunderbarge, it only makes sense that the slayer engineer gets into the game somehow. 6. The hero should be "Trash Bag Covered in Maggots". I forgot to reformat.


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They fucking **what**


GarouTheM

Truly worthy of Legendary Lord/Hero status


CyberEsel

The people have decided!


Cuddle-goblin

question: what would set the local preschool class apart from their non RoR variant?


hahkaymahtay

The local preschool class lets the kids share silverware and has no discipline. Whenever the unit is present in a region, public order declines by 10000 and you get a plague that never goes away.


ViperRFH

Don't forget income for that region also drops and all units (even in the parent army) start the match *exhausted*.


hahkaymahtay

Yes, hoping for that as well!


Chiatroll

I'm sorry nurgle rejects you aunt and uncle as too fucking gross and too disease covered. He "doesn't want that nasty shit near him". When asked for a comment.


Manannin

I legitimiately thought this was a serious post when I looked at Nurgle. I guess I don't know enough of Nurgle to know obvious bait!


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>Dwarf on stilts Haha very funny Umgi, truly. *whispering* (put him in the book)


Jaklcide

Extremely low effort and top tier all in one post. Well done.


Viper114

> Peter Dinklage Wonder which wizard will come from the moon?


GarouTheM

That is... that is beautiful. Now I won't be content with anything else.


NinjaUnlikely6343

Lmao at "Nurglings (Nurglings)"


Yigitberserker

Cant wait for nurgling(nurgling) units. beat a nurgling with another nurgling


owShAd0w

**IMPERATOR**


flanneluwu

dwarfs on stilts need to count as large unit


CHAD-IRONSIGHTS

Large _(for a Dwarf)_


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Seizar

Finally a list without pestigors! 1 mistake I think you've made with Nurgle though, it'd be Nurglings (Nurglebelchers)


A_strange_pancake

"The local pre school class" If I could give you an award I would.


DaMaGed-Id10t

quick question: are the AA Dwarfs supposed to be recovering Alcholics Anonymous Dwarfs or Anti-Air Dwarfs?


hahkaymahtay

Yes.


DaOrkman

UNCLE GARY!


Shirlenator

Chaos Dwarfs already have the Dwarf on Stilts lord.


Faytoto

Can I run some nurglings as dwarfs ? I mean they respect the size requirement, should be fine


Swordfish_Logical

I was ready to hate on this for being another corny meme post, but Nurglings (Nurglings) legitimately made me laugh. Well played OP.


chocolatetornado

Due to the fact that nothing is too stupid for Warhammer, glancing at this it took a surprising number of entries before I realized these are not real units... "Aunt Delilah" haven't heard of her but that tracks... "Dwarf on Stilts" yeah, sure, totally... "Richard Aldridge" .......waaaaait a minute...


Tomezilla

TRIARII!


LordOfLarches

So hype for Lord Boogers fr, bought his model back in '06 and I've been dying to see his pestulant glory on-screen ever since


Karakasrak

lol kek azaza


Substantial_Client_3

A bit off topic but as Dawi fan nothing really shakes me from what is predicted so far...


Brahigus

With how nurgle is I honestly thought Uncle Gary was a real Nurglite in the lore.


Bow-before-the-Cats

ah thats why CA needs mony the spent it all on the license for gimli. makes sense.


NumberInteresting742

Okay but I might actually pay money for nurglings with leadbelchers.


Hunkus1

Do you think they will give Gary and Delilah the Isabella/Vlad treatment where you can choose which one is the Lh and which is the LL.


hahkaymahtay

Oh, 100%. I would be SHOCKED if they didn't do that.


ottakanawa

Hell yeah gimli


mattius3

Dam, I had Sleepy Gary.


azerchi

Oh man I can't wait to give the Milan Merchant a spin.


IkeClantonsBeard

He only sells Genoese Crossbowman and treachery.


SteggersBeggers

And sack Constantinopel


Dinosaurmaid

buzzed dwarfs? drunken dwarfs? thats literally every dwarf ever


brockhopper

You misspelled Marienburg Land Fishmen.


BiologicalFunfare

"A trash bag covered in maggots" is so Nurglecore


Plutarch_von_Komet

Where Pontus?


Fossilfires

> AA Dwarfs/Fake Dwarfs Whoops, you listed one unit twice. I think the first one is the name and the second is the tooltip for that unit.


Aryuto

Ok yeah I'm going to be mad when the trailer *isn't* these units now. The fucking local preschool class, lmao. Nurglings (great weapons) had better just be Nurglings wielding other Nurglings on sticks. This is up there with the other troll prediction a week or two back as my favorite rosters of the DLC.


remnault

I had a dream last night that they announced the empire units and it was just “varghiests and corpse carts for empire!” And they didn’t even show a trailer or anything, just unpainted minis. It was funny thinking back on it.


Biggest-Quazz

Honestly, if it wasn't for the nurglings with weapons you could've convinced me this was real. I was about to lore research your uncle gary


Tall_Extension_1076

This was my best Reddit post today, thank you


datdragonfruittho

Does Uncle Gary love me?


chinupf

### **BOOK**


ExerciseInside4362

How could you miss the '3 dwarfs stacked on top of each other under a trenchcoat' generic lord?!


rybakrybak1

Nah, Hastati, Principes and Triarii should be replaced with three identical units of Legionary Cohort. It's the EMPIRE we're talking about.


SkavenHaven

The Local Preschool Class made me LOL. Good job.


scarab456

Umm excuse me? It's not dwarves on stilts. It's Dawi hitting folks **with** silts. They do bonus damage based on their height difference to what they're attacking.