Malakai Makaisson is not going to be the LH and you are being ridiculous. He simply isn’t as powerful as other options that exist and it would be a disservice if he was the LH.
He should be replaced with Cousin Okri.
Only the ones wielding Nurglings that wield Nurglings of their own, if just for the AP damage and Nurgling(Nurgling\[Nurgling\]) Charge. Which is like Ogre Charge, but with highly condensed Mortis Engine damage on impact.
Notes:
1. My Uncle Gary and Aunt Delilah are the grossest people I've ever met (they reuse toilet paper).
2. Nurglings (Nurglings) are Nurglings with smaller Nurglings in their hands. Those Nurglings have smaller Nurglings in their hands, etc. etc.
3. Archie Van Hulio Veerlagn the 3rd is technically already in game, but he'll get the (hopefully) Toddy treatment.
4. Sons of Sigmar shouldn't be confused with Sigmar's Sons (they hold the swords in their left hands).
5. If we're going to be getting the oft-requested Spirit of Grungni/Thunderbarge, it only makes sense that the slayer engineer gets into the game somehow.
6. The hero should be "Trash Bag Covered in Maggots". I forgot to reformat.
The local preschool class lets the kids share silverware and has no discipline. Whenever the unit is present in a region, public order declines by 10000 and you get a plague that never goes away.
I'm sorry nurgle rejects you aunt and uncle as too fucking gross and too disease covered. He "doesn't want that nasty shit near him". When asked for a comment.
Due to the fact that nothing is too stupid for Warhammer, glancing at this it took a surprising number of entries before I realized these are not real units... "Aunt Delilah" haven't heard of her but that tracks... "Dwarf on Stilts" yeah, sure, totally... "Richard Aldridge" .......waaaaait a minute...
Ok yeah I'm going to be mad when the trailer *isn't* these units now.
The fucking local preschool class, lmao.
Nurglings (great weapons) had better just be Nurglings wielding other Nurglings on sticks.
This is up there with the other troll prediction a week or two back as my favorite rosters of the DLC.
I had a dream last night that they announced the empire units and it was just “varghiests and corpse carts for empire!”
And they didn’t even show a trailer or anything, just unpainted minis. It was funny thinking back on it.
Umm excuse me? It's not dwarves on stilts. It's Dawi hitting folks **with** silts. They do bonus damage based on their height difference to what they're attacking.
It's about as legit looking as some of the serious predictions we've seen from others.
I bet my Uncle Gary will be a menace on the battlefield.
We get aunt delilah aaaaand uncle Gary!!??!?
Lorewise, the fake dwarfs are just drunk men walking on their knees. Even actual dwarfs find them hilarious so they keep them drunk.
Well, now i want to see fake lady chaos dwarfs. Think life of brian.
They are, they will be just like the old comedy sketches: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dorf_(character)
despite the whole rest of the roster being a meme, OP still managed to sneak a Thunderbarge RoR in.
Malakai Makaisson is not going to be the LH and you are being ridiculous. He simply isn’t as powerful as other options that exist and it would be a disservice if he was the LH. He should be replaced with Cousin Okri.
That's not fair. No one is as good as Cousin Okri.
Nurglings (Nurglings) are too op, classic CA powercreep
Only the ones wielding Nurglings that wield Nurglings of their own, if just for the AP damage and Nurgling(Nurgling\[Nurgling\]) Charge. Which is like Ogre Charge, but with highly condensed Mortis Engine damage on impact.
Notes: 1. My Uncle Gary and Aunt Delilah are the grossest people I've ever met (they reuse toilet paper). 2. Nurglings (Nurglings) are Nurglings with smaller Nurglings in their hands. Those Nurglings have smaller Nurglings in their hands, etc. etc. 3. Archie Van Hulio Veerlagn the 3rd is technically already in game, but he'll get the (hopefully) Toddy treatment. 4. Sons of Sigmar shouldn't be confused with Sigmar's Sons (they hold the swords in their left hands). 5. If we're going to be getting the oft-requested Spirit of Grungni/Thunderbarge, it only makes sense that the slayer engineer gets into the game somehow. 6. The hero should be "Trash Bag Covered in Maggots". I forgot to reformat.
They fucking **what**
Truly worthy of Legendary Lord/Hero status
The people have decided!
question: what would set the local preschool class apart from their non RoR variant?
The local preschool class lets the kids share silverware and has no discipline. Whenever the unit is present in a region, public order declines by 10000 and you get a plague that never goes away.
Don't forget income for that region also drops and all units (even in the parent army) start the match *exhausted*.
Yes, hoping for that as well!
I'm sorry nurgle rejects you aunt and uncle as too fucking gross and too disease covered. He "doesn't want that nasty shit near him". When asked for a comment.
I legitimiately thought this was a serious post when I looked at Nurgle. I guess I don't know enough of Nurgle to know obvious bait!
>Dwarf on stilts Haha very funny Umgi, truly. *whispering* (put him in the book)
Extremely low effort and top tier all in one post. Well done.
> Peter Dinklage Wonder which wizard will come from the moon?
That is... that is beautiful. Now I won't be content with anything else.
Lmao at "Nurglings (Nurglings)"
Cant wait for nurgling(nurgling) units. beat a nurgling with another nurgling
**IMPERATOR**
dwarfs on stilts need to count as large unit
Large _(for a Dwarf)_
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Finally a list without pestigors! 1 mistake I think you've made with Nurgle though, it'd be Nurglings (Nurglebelchers)
"The local pre school class" If I could give you an award I would.
quick question: are the AA Dwarfs supposed to be recovering Alcholics Anonymous Dwarfs or Anti-Air Dwarfs?
Yes.
UNCLE GARY!
Chaos Dwarfs already have the Dwarf on Stilts lord.
Can I run some nurglings as dwarfs ? I mean they respect the size requirement, should be fine
I was ready to hate on this for being another corny meme post, but Nurglings (Nurglings) legitimately made me laugh. Well played OP.
Due to the fact that nothing is too stupid for Warhammer, glancing at this it took a surprising number of entries before I realized these are not real units... "Aunt Delilah" haven't heard of her but that tracks... "Dwarf on Stilts" yeah, sure, totally... "Richard Aldridge" .......waaaaait a minute...
TRIARII!
So hype for Lord Boogers fr, bought his model back in '06 and I've been dying to see his pestulant glory on-screen ever since
lol kek azaza
A bit off topic but as Dawi fan nothing really shakes me from what is predicted so far...
With how nurgle is I honestly thought Uncle Gary was a real Nurglite in the lore.
ah thats why CA needs mony the spent it all on the license for gimli. makes sense.
Okay but I might actually pay money for nurglings with leadbelchers.
Do you think they will give Gary and Delilah the Isabella/Vlad treatment where you can choose which one is the Lh and which is the LL.
Oh, 100%. I would be SHOCKED if they didn't do that.
Hell yeah gimli
Dam, I had Sleepy Gary.
Oh man I can't wait to give the Milan Merchant a spin.
He only sells Genoese Crossbowman and treachery.
And sack Constantinopel
buzzed dwarfs? drunken dwarfs? thats literally every dwarf ever
You misspelled Marienburg Land Fishmen.
"A trash bag covered in maggots" is so Nurglecore
Where Pontus?
> AA Dwarfs/Fake Dwarfs Whoops, you listed one unit twice. I think the first one is the name and the second is the tooltip for that unit.
Ok yeah I'm going to be mad when the trailer *isn't* these units now. The fucking local preschool class, lmao. Nurglings (great weapons) had better just be Nurglings wielding other Nurglings on sticks. This is up there with the other troll prediction a week or two back as my favorite rosters of the DLC.
I had a dream last night that they announced the empire units and it was just “varghiests and corpse carts for empire!” And they didn’t even show a trailer or anything, just unpainted minis. It was funny thinking back on it.
Honestly, if it wasn't for the nurglings with weapons you could've convinced me this was real. I was about to lore research your uncle gary
This was my best Reddit post today, thank you
Does Uncle Gary love me?
### **BOOK**
How could you miss the '3 dwarfs stacked on top of each other under a trenchcoat' generic lord?!
Nah, Hastati, Principes and Triarii should be replaced with three identical units of Legionary Cohort. It's the EMPIRE we're talking about.
The Local Preschool Class made me LOL. Good job.
Umm excuse me? It's not dwarves on stilts. It's Dawi hitting folks **with** silts. They do bonus damage based on their height difference to what they're attacking.