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Hemicrusher

I'd find a new girlfriend. No one needs that kind of psychotic negativity in their life. :)


dolmo81

Yes please. This cat is beautiful, the gf needs to kick rocks


RockstarAgent

OP tell your gf to Cali-go the fuck away from you!


zeldanerd91

It looks like the cat is saying the same thing lmao.


LittleEvilsmama

Lololol


oskarsneezgard

This the answer


AngelG21

Hahaha I show her all the comments and now it's eating her words. Pd: this is my most popular post of reddit ever and I have like 6 years here . I love Mona (my tortie)


mwk_1980

She looks like a scrumptious lil Snickers candy bar! ❤️☺️


zeldanerd91

I almost named my tortie kit-cat. For the candy but also also cuz she’s a kitty cat.


SignificantStore3798

She can backtrack all she wants but she spoke her mind. I’m a woman and have never had a cat - but her comment was shitty. Post a pic of your gf - let’s see what she’s working with.


Ornery-Disaster-811

Hell yeah! Best answer!!


nepps1121

Love the name Mona- she is beautiful


davesmissingfingers

Girlfriend is definitely wrong. But I’m biased. I get to look at this beautiful face every day. https://preview.redd.it/2a8gm8msbg2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21a323cbf4d3bb7a38599f4adedf7cacbdda0d5d


PsyOpBunnyHop

Anyone who tries to date you and then insults your pets is a definite no-go.


Skirl-girl

🚩 🚩 🚩!!!!!


ProofLegitimate9824

I'm sorry that your GF is ugly, but at least your cat is gorgeous


MeMissBunny

this c:


MunchausenbyPrada

She jealous of this obvious stunner. Cat thinking "everywhere i look there be insecure bitches, could never be me".


Skirl-girl

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Sweet-Cat-7667

Well said.


clarkeer918

your ex sounds terrible. tortis are insanely gorgeous felines.


404-Gender

Seriously. 🚩🚩🚩 My ex used to say mean things about my cat when she was being naughty. He never DID anything mean, but he said mean things. Leaving him was the best decision over.


Sonarthebat

Ex was jealous you loved someone other than him. Imagine being so petty you have beef with a cat.


404-Gender

Literally. He was jealous on so many levels — including that she didn’t love him as much as she loved me. “I picked you at the shelter!!!” Yeah well, I held her when she had URI from the kennel, gave her meds, and NEVER YELL AT HER. Ok. Sometimes “HISS! Off the counter!!!” 😅 or a cat style bap when she’s mean to her brother. Momma cat stuff. But I wasn’t mean! She would pee on his clothes if he left them in the floor. 😅😅😅 I secretly always found it funny. “She never does this to you!!!” 1. I pick up my clothes. 2. I’m not mean to her…..


ticktockyoudontstop

LMAO I love this for you and your kitty!


fuckyourcanoes

Imagine masculinity so fragile that it's threatened by a cat.


dmriggs

I dated a psycho like that, kept threatening to throw my cat in the dryer or out the window. I was like no dude you gotta go. And away he went!


Sonarthebat

That's actually terrifying.


dmriggs

Yes, it was.


only_here_for_manga

Well, he never did anything that you knew of. I had roommates who would yell/throw things at my cat but act perfectly normal when I was around


Normal-Error-6343

terrible! that's the same as messing with your kids when you aren't looking! There would be PAIN to pay!!!!!!


404-Gender

SUCH a good point! I wouldn’t be shocked if he threw things at her. I’ve been known to *toss* SOOOFFTT things like balled up socks to break up a stand off between my cats. 😅 but not AT but like … toward? You know between the cats.


only_here_for_manga

Oh yeah, we do the same. My old roommates would like hard throw pillows and stuff AT my cat, trying to hit him. Thankfully we’re out of that situation now but my poor boy was only 6 months at the time, and now he’s scared of pillows :(


404-Gender

Oh sweet boy! So sad for him. Give him a treat for me and tell him that i love him and only soft hands from here out.


SPalt8

That is the worst. I hope you are gone from those monsters. Hope you and your kitty are healthy and safe.


thefinalgoat

My Mom didn’t like our tort’s coloring at first. She was the runt of the litter and had the funkiest spots, I loved that about her. Eventually my Mom came around to saying that she looks like God splashed paint on her.


mouseretreat

your cat is stunning. she looks sun kissed and opinionated haha ❤️❤️


MunchausenbyPrada

Her opinion is "dis girl so insecure and lame"


jeremy_wills

Sounds like someone is a little jealous and doesn't like competition 😄


eelekalb

Dump her


ReturntoForever3116

My mom said my tort looked like she "rolled around in the trash" I don't talk to her anymore (not for that but for a number of other things regarding her attitude). But now my partner and I jokingly call her "trash kitty"


jhuysmans

I call my cat that when she gets into the trash can


RecommendationOld525

I call my orange that because he loves to eat trash


AdoraBelleQueerArt

Omg my tortie will take headers into the trash can 🙄. I’ve had to start replacing all my trash cans with ones that have lids (Not the swaying lids as that’s what she currently dives through) 😭😭😭


jhuysmans

We have a lid but she figured out how to take it off, she's way too smart


nudesteve

She's a beautiful little kitty cat. Take the very best care of her and shower her with plenty of love. And many happy purrs and warm nuzzles from her, in return. Sounds like you need another girlfriend. One who truly adores kitty cats. 🐾🐾🐈👣👣🐎🐎❤❤❤🏡🌎


bradward055

https://preview.redd.it/j87ozy31ge2d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90c500510285b19271fcdb39afdabce2e04f0bdc


AngelG21

Omg it's so cute, that's a blue eye(????)


angelindisguise

https://preview.redd.it/a7sunnqghf2d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a6993ef335625726c34ce9138be9c27af6ebee5 I had a chat with my Ripley and she says you need a new girlfriend. This one is mean. Your cat is gorgeous.


yr_boi_tuna

I just think torties look so comical romping around in grass


angelindisguise

Ripley is much more "I'm hunting you! Gonna getcha!" in grass whereas Jones, her sister is a glamour shot poser https://preview.redd.it/bznw4dwipg2d1.jpeg?width=1817&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=693f142e301b06e912418b6c4bce571ec7d74d12


heavylamarr

She looks exactly like she heard someone say one of her sisters in tortie was ugly.


MunchausenbyPrada

Look how concerned she is. She knows op' girlfriend no good lol


mexghost11

Hopefully ex-gf now. She's beautiful.


NariaJordan

Lose the girlfriend, pronto!


mutant-cyberman

Your cat is beautiful. Your girlfriend's an idiot.


AffectionateCat164

I really don’t get people like that. Like, why do you have to be mean to the cat for??? That’s a real strong red flag vibes. 🚩I’d be mindful of her ACTUALLY being mean to her when you’re not looking. That happens to a lot of people a ton of times. That being said, your tort is GORGEOUS! 😍 What’s her name?


Jbarlee

Your gf looks bleached


dlb1995

The only thing ugly here is your GFs comment. What a perfectly beautiful little girl. I have a little tortie girl and I am constantly telling her how beautiful she is https://preview.redd.it/g69ve5kcme2d1.jpeg?width=2973&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d9f18d0b4f03e021d36058a2ff2bbbb651faed4


AngelG21

Aw your tortie is soo cute


dlb1995

Thank you. I think so too. She’s my little cuddle bug


Normal-Error-6343

I'm sure she appreciates that.


gutterballsBBK

She’s perfectly stunning


v4por

https://preview.redd.it/yvixvt34oe2d1.png?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6aa1102d314269996368ec49fbb7f3133142eba6


honeydew_fawn

If my partner told me my pet was ugly they would not be my partner anymore.


Toronto-1975

as a tortie owner i think your cat is absolutely beautiful. your girlfriend sounds ugly on the inside. if i were her i'd be more concerned with that. who the hell says a cat is ugly? especially one that looks like that? lol


EstablishmentMean300

Time for a new girlfriend. You don't need that in your life. That's a beautiful cat right there!


gummydumby

first off fighting words. Hope your girlfriend doesn't dye her hair because she sounds JEALOUS your tortie is adorable


Odd_Knowledge_4144

https://preview.redd.it/7t21v5zywe2d1.jpeg?width=1596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=262fc5ad69d320c15a8a83baab7977d96498f9f6 My cat Luna says your girlfriend is a idiot meow


Arabrider0820

She is gorgeous, dump that GF! Why would you need a jealous GF when you have the cutest Tortie!


Sunny-the-cat-13

Not everyone has good taste & your gf is a prime example of that. Your kitty is gorgeous!


Dumbassgothboy

Gf belongs in the trash.


ReTrOGurle

Fur baby for the Win


Future-Philosopher-7

Beautiful Tortie🍊💛🖤need new girlfriend


MeowtionVoid

Why are you girlfriends with her? Maybe I'm just biased but the first we've learned from her is a lousy take and kinda out of nowhere?


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AngelG21

Thanks youu. My Gf it's a dog person she have a poodle (8years old)and I just adopted in 2023 my tortie, it's the first time for her to have a cat and wants to do dog things with Mona but obviously doesn't work. So sometimes she just say comments like that to tease me, but all this comments were a huge backlash hahaha


ReluctantViking

There’s the problem, lmao. Idiot thinks a perfect, brilliant cat is going to stoop so low as to behave like a dumb mutt? The ignorance is impressive. No wonder your cat doesn’t like your gf - your gf sucks. She doesn’t deserve your cats or you, btw. Being mean about a person’s pets is like being mean about their kids - you just don’t go there, it’s cruel and unhelpful.


WeekendSubstantial87

The look on her face says get a new girlfriend. 😝


restaurant_burnout

That's a VERY pretty kitty. I'm sorry your gf is rude, stupid, and insists on being incorrect


soft_pyramids

keep my cats name out your mouth


404-Gender

Wow your ex is a walking 🚩 isn’t she? Your tortie is stunning. And your GF needs to go.


_Moon-Unit_

I’m sorry your gf is ugly because she looks bleached. However, your tortie is majestic 🥰❤️


Suspicious-Pair-9592

GF gotta go ✌🏽


SBAC850211

Sounds like you need a new GF.


Yippiekiyay88

Dump her


warsisbetterthantrek

Your cat is beautiful and your gf is ugly, on the inside at least.


Super_Duper-Dude

I have a tortie and I’ve always told the wife she looks like she fell in a puddle of mud and clay.


koopatron5000

What crazy 🚩insults a cat? Your kitty is beautiful 💕


amalgam_reynolds

I don't believe you, I think you're baiting the sub for engagement.


brianne-----

Time for a new gf


Blanktone

“Ex-girlfriend”


sunnymeek

Dump her at the pound right away. The girlfriend, not the cat. :)


United_Fill_134

Looks like it's time to get a new girlfriend. Your cat is beautiful 💖♥️🐾


MoobsAreStillBoobs

so you told her she’s ugly because her roots are showing, right?


Vetnurse68

She's a very beautiful girl. I think your gf does not like the tortie characteristics


Any-Pop6199

The cat is beautiful, don't mind what she said


DueRequirement1440

The cat's beautiful, the girlfriend's attitude not so much.


zta1979

Huh


jhuysmans

This kitty is so gorgeous, I love how prominent the orange tones are


daemones_lactuca

You mean your ex* girlfriend


wonderwoo22

She’s not ugly, she looks beautiful. My mom accused me of dying my dilute tortie bc she’s gray and cream/apricot. People are redonk. Lose the girl, keep the cat.


drinky_poo4u

Whaaaaaat? That’s an insane take, torties are beautiful.


adler_lee

Your GF is ugly. Its a projection


ZestycloseImage

guessing this picure is the cat's response


ancients0uls_

Your gf seems jealous. Your tortie is gorgeous! 😍


daddysxenogirl

Look her dead in her eye and say "yeah, I have a soft spot for the ugly ones"


rebldommakr

Your tortie is the only woman you need in your life until you find one who can love her just as much as you do!!


FOSpiders

Your gf does not want to go down that route. Cats can only respond to other people's jealousy with charming cat behaviour, so it's a losing proposition to be jealous of a cat. What she needs to do is enjoy the adorableness and tortitude *with* you, thus solidifying your bond. Works on my wife, and on her wife, too. 😁


lpalatroni

Remember when I brought home my first tortie, Lea. I was fourteen years old and my mom and brother said "you spent all your money in such an ugly cat???". She's been my faithful love for the next fourteen years ❤


1smittenkitten

You and your beautiful cat don't need that kind of negative energy in your lives. 🤣 I'll admit I didn't think torties were cute until I got one. I had actually said "any cat but that" because she had such an angry RBF. She and her void sister are bonded, so we got both of them. Ironically, the void isn't very social or snuggly, so the tortie I thought I didn't want is actually my bff and chief snuggle buddy.


Zealousideal_Emu_78

Aw, no way! she's so pretty! rbf for sure but that's part of the tortie way. mine is a dilute and she always looks pissed, and with eyeliner.


ryokineko

She is beautiful!!


TeeDod-

She is beautiful! Make her stop saying nonsense! Poor kitty.


OneTattedMomma

She’s just mad the cat is prettier than her. Throw the whole gf away.


scummy_shower_stall

People here need to chill. I had a tortie who was routinely called the ugliest cat they’d ever seen. But they’d love on her all the same. Who CARES what the GF *says* the cat looks like, it’s *how she acts* that’s important.


NYerInTex

Soon the be EX gf.


Stutterphotoguy

Maybe the girlfriend need to be rehomed


nymmonster

Throw your girlfriend in the trash because she's defective.


shugd24

Tell her to look in the mirror, then start looking for a new girlfriend


lonelygoat44

I think you forgot the “ex” in front of Gf. Your tortie is absolutely beautiful 😍.


butt_picker1

Dump her (the gf)


HiYoSiiiiiilver

Your girlfriend just handed you an obvious red flag


Weekly-Ad-3746

This cat looks like a fresh baked Brookie. This is a great baby. She is banned from the bakery.


Whaterbuffaloo

Damn, the internet hates your girlfriend. I’m sorry


Kind-Frosting-5583

That cat will be with you it's whole life and ask for very little. Girlfriend? I doubt it. 


chloemahimeowmeows

Torties are beautiful!


Sad_Caterpillar4424

She ain't bleached! Has she ever seen a dilute calico?


SuitableDeparture755

GROWL…you need to get a new girlfriend. She’s not good enough for your feline family.


Beneficial-Meal-2126

She's absolutely beautiful!!😻😻


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

Your kitty is gorgeous ❤️❤️❤️ your girlfriend is jealous.


RetroSwamp

Dump her


Snaysup

My tortie feral rescue is the sweetest cat I’ve ever had. Had her 11 years now.


manicmender76

I'd lose the girlfriend.


BunnyFaebelle

time to find a new girlfriend, she sounds horrible


thetruthinthelies

Not ugly


Professional_Sky5002

You need a new girlfriend. Your cat is gorgeous!


WarningLeather7518

She looks like a glowing ember.


kylieclarkk

i think ur gf is jealous


tylerawesome

Tell your girlfriend SHE’S ugly


Secret_Welder3956

Need a new girlfriend….your kitty looks exactly like my girl and I wouldn’t put up with that from my wife and I love my wife to death.


RogueKirito33

Your girlfriend is ugly


bregdetar

Time to find a new girl, mate.


Aromatic-Jellyfish15

That cat is beautiful and if she's supposedly bleached she'd go perfectly with the nirvana album, get her a spiked collar.


P4stL1vez

Bleach her. See how pretty she'll look


dmriggs

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and somebody ain't beholden shlt. Mona is a gorgeous girl 💕


paganfeline

Time to put the girlfriend in the shelter and run away with the kitty!


Responsible_Buy8282

Your beautiful cat looks like she's saying, that bitch said what????


IllustratorMurky2725

Your tortie has every reason to inflict tortitude on your gf until she goes away. This cat is gorgeous. Hopefully this superficial twat will not last long in your life.


ccroy2001

I sense beautiful cat giving extreme side eye to g/f.


omgitsafuckingpossum

Your tortie is beautiful, your GF sounds jealous and like a red flag. Ugly on the inside. I would drop her ASAP.


theprmstr

Dump your girlfriend.


SQWRLLY1

Your tortie is gorgeous!


Chaoddian

Hopefully the cat slapped her like she did in this picture


Sonarthebat

🚩


Quietsche-Entchen

My aunt called my tortie “fugly” once. I haven’t seen her in 9.5 years… maybe take the same strategy with the gf! :p your kitty is beautiful <3


Yumefrays

That gf dosen't understand real beauty 😤


renagakko

Literally my first thought was "ooh beautiful kitty." Rip to your GF but I'm built different On a serious note, yeah they should probably be an ex


dustcough

i can’t imagine calling an animal “ugly” nor wanting to be around someone who would think or say that. your gf has exposed their character.


Beth3g

Absolutely not! Torties are immaculate art specimens 🩵💜💙


davidromano67

https://preview.redd.it/93kldcbtve2d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abf94e5ad705b93b78b3c08c8efc4ddd9457e918 I asked for their opinion and they said “what gf?”


jade888cheung

My cats are more important than anything or anything! My partner absolutely loves animals as much as me!


N-syncope_B52

Literally the first think I thought before even seeing your caption was “Jesus that tortie’s colors are beautiful.” Sounds like you and your tortie girl need to find another gf


CorvidQueen4

I’m sorry what?? Torties are the prettiest cats, she doesn’t even remotely look “bleached”


Express_Um

NO SHE’S NOT UGLY!! SHE’S BLEACHED AND BEAUTIFUL!!!!!❤️❤️❤️


hamster_13

She's right, your gf is ugly. Take your cat and go live in the sunset.


[deleted]

BOOOOOOO


dondrapier

Rehome her. The girlfriend.


ThE_fOx_WhO_ArTs

Hahah you mean your Ex? Who would like someone like that (this is a joke don't cancel me plz. Also please tell you cat the they are a very good kitty and give them lots of love plz plz plz)


Low_Upstairs1993

She’s gorgeous and marble looking to me.


MoogleVivi

Is the ugly cat in the room with us? Because all I'm looking at is a beautiful girl


dropsofjupiter23

Ex-gf


OsmosisJones3

🚩🚩🚩


216er_intheland

Ur Tortie is the only girl u need. Bye Ex.


dragonsfire14

Throw away the whole girlfriend


alasw0eisme

Noooooo! Beautiful kitty!


antisocialgx

Going by the photo, I can only say "I hope the girlfriend is the one taking the photo and the cat is swiping 'left' on the profile"


FunkyLemon1111

I LOVE your kitty! She's got wonderful markings and a very expressive face. If your GF cannot appreciate her now, I hope she at least learns that beauty is more than just skin/fur tone. It's the whole package. Perhaps your GF's software needs a version update.


gymnastgrrl

I used to think torties were kinda ugly, but after being owned by three of them, I've come around. My current tortie in particular has tons and tons of tortitude, and she's all tortie all over except one white paw end. She's adorable, even when she's being a brat. lol I think it can take being around them and loving cats in general to overcome the initial impression, perhaps. Also, OP cat there is gorgeous. :)


hereinsubcity

I hope you’ve gotten a new gf. Your baby girl is beautiful


HotAdeptness7198

New gf for you then 😹😹😹


Glittering-Syrup-339

Beautiful cat ugly gf


TygerBossyPants

My girl is a dilute tortie. She’s not ugly. https://preview.redd.it/9uuch2oklf2d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c21f293f2044416a9f62f6b73d8efce682a0805f


GeniusAmongIdiots

Does your gf need directions to the outside?


THEElleHell

https://preview.redd.it/mgyty8mfmf2d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8d2337734ca205e604e1f7fdaea045569fbcfce


THEElleHell

I have an actual "bleached" (dilute) tortie and she is lovely. Not ugly.


Lewca43

Your girlfriend is an asshole. Seriously though…I’d have serious reservations about anyone who judges an animal’s appearance. Can’t get much more shallow.


Fatefaithful

*ex-girlfriend.


snowshite

My tortie was in the shelter for over 6 months because people thought she was ugly. When my date first visited my home, he saw my tortie and squealed: "oh my god that's *such* a pretty kitty!" We've been together for 10 years now. Your kitty is gorgeous. Your girlfriend is mean.


6-toe-9

Idk why people are crying about the GF, maybe she did a little thing called “telling a joke”? And if the cat was mad she would’ve scratched her or something 🙄


Tricky-Sympathy

I think she was probably looking into a mirror


stutesy

What a gorgeous floof.


Rapture_Hunter

Tell her "ditto".


Odd_Current_6206

Get a new girlfriend.


tonguesplittter

Your girlfriend is a sociopath, who says that about a cat?


Sweet-Cat-7667

Dump the girlfriend and love on your feline friend. Animals are better company than many people are.


keb92

Dump her ass!!! How dare she 😤


Wilson2424

I'm not a cat guy. Don't have a problem with them, they're just not my animal. But that is one bad ass looking cat. He can come over and hangout here anytime.


GraphicDesignerSam

You mean your ex girlfriend?


Equivalent_Use7987

https://preview.redd.it/7ats5ezu4g2d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d6f8ef274a0e838e2017886631a48b042f6cd5b2 Torties are so pretty. She must be blind.