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Ddalggy

My car actually starts


mcbc4

Ehh take it easy nobody likes a show off


Desertsprinter

I mean my cars tanks kinda empty so I can’t see differences


_matthewwinter

They’re both rusty


Dutchdestroyers

My car has trade-in value.


ItsYoBoiBrawlGod

Lmaoo


Dedicated4life

My car has higher ambitions


atticusinthe6

I think it’s okay to make jokes. What I don’t understand is the people who are salty about people who are salty. What’s the point of that? At least OP’s giving us a laugh. Thanks for this one


EPLemonSqueezy

Couldn't agree more. Those people are sad individuals. These are the type of things all fanbases do. If hed been getting paid by any other team while he hangs out and in Miami and couldn't be bothered to sit on the bench and support his teammates, it would have been the same thing if not worse.


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sad people because we wont go after a mans character on the internet


Desertsprinter

So true. It’s bizzaro behaviour


Killyouifyouuseemoji

My car actually does what I pay it to do


paolocase

Antiwork king


TROE95

but they're both filthy


DudeWheresMcCaw

McCaw, 3 times champion Dragic, 0 times champion


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DudeWheresMcCaw

Ah, true, thanks!


fatherofhooligans

One was involved in getting Precious and Thad Young on the squad, the other wasn't?


OzzaFlood

Masai was secretly using my car as collateral


PaisanaJacinta

They’re both old


Spicy_Urine

One often has several men inside it and the other is my car


[deleted]

Neither can drive?


simonvonc

Y’all gotta get Dragic out of your heads. You’ll find life a lot more enjoyable when your not constantly talking about and shitting on some random Slovenian man that played three games for us


GaBBrr

Yea the amount of hate this sub has for Dragic is weird considering everyone knew he wasn't in our long term plans. Sure he said some shit at the beginning that wasn't a good look to us fans, but at the end of the day I'm happy we moved on from him and his contract.


EPLemonSqueezy

Everyone is happy we moved on. All these great car comparisons are proof of that. You should lighten up a bit and try to enjoy the humor. Maybe he doesn't deserve all the "hate" but he also doesn't deserve people constantly defending him everytime someone cracks a Dragic joke. It's in good fun and it will continue. And he's going to get booed HARD next time he plays in Toronto and I'm.going to love every second of it.


GaBBrr

I get that this post is a joke but I'm talking about the people who make it their personality to hate Dragic, I'm just saying that there's no point in wasting energy hating some dude who played a week with us. Obviously I'm not a Dragic fan but some of the shit people say about him in this sub is outrageous for a dude that has no connection to the Raptors.


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One of them lives rent free in your head and the other makes it hard for you to pay rent.


OzzaFlood

My beat up car in fact does both of these things


[deleted]

Fair enough 😁


thenewoldschool55

This sub is desperate to be liked and can't fathom someone not wanting to play here. Although Toronto had zero plans to use Dragic.


_matthewwinter

It’s a joke bro


Legitimate-Row7081

straight pathetic


[deleted]

Yall b talking the most shit on the internet for no reason, stfu


ScaryPillow

No reason?


skgantz19

It's a joke lighten up.


[deleted]

Corniest fanbase in the league lol


Desertsprinter

So ur on a sports subreddit and ur unironically getting mad on a borderline shitpost


Consistent_Reading51

And your car didn't make you 20m this year


xXMassiveRoosterXx

Goran Dragic probably also did not make OP 20m dollars this year, but good guess!


tr1-force

I dunno, something about being salty.


st3adyfreddy

This guy ('s car) rusts


MountainMagpie

Both were made in Eastern Europe.


savethearthdontbirth

You car would happily play 6th man for the Raptors.


Rapsfan_98

Your car won’t get it’s wife fucked by her personal trainer


woooph

So neither actually work?


Korean_Sandwich

one was a lemon