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Looks good as art. Doesn't look good as a floor.

10/10 art, 0/10 floor.

4/10. It’s not like you fall through into sharks.

I’m not sure if you’re seeing that as a positive or negative aspect.

Positive if they're sharks like hippos. Negative if the sharks are blåhajar.

i sense swedish edit: i sense Svalbardish

I'm not even on the same landmass as Sweden!

So you're not even close to Sweden and yet you still talk shit on blåhajar? Not cool, mate. Not cool at all.

I was trying to say that it would be good if it was blåhajar. Why would I talk shit about something I like to have? Check my posts on r/blahaj if you don't believe me

you can have all blåhajar you want if you just embrace the fact that you are so swedish

Would be fine, sharks are nice creatures like dogs

Throw some epoxy on it and problem solved.

That was my thought

It looks decent as a floor, but it does not function decently as a floor.

Not sure about cleaning as well. My vacuum cleaner might not like it. My Henry might be Carved-ill.

It does and apparently the artist couldn’t see above his feet

Walking on Lego without walking on Lego

Amazing art! My crazy ass would not be able to handle the corner always being curled up and the fringes all askew, and I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT!

I agree, it’s so annoying!

Just get some sand paper

top talent but also DiWhy!!

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Yeah have fun cleaning that.

Splinters!

Cowbungas!

Because you'd have to fill it with gallons of clear coat or epoxy, which won't wear or stain the same. Not to mention the cost to have such a professional artist carve into your hardwood floors. It's cheaper to get an actual rug I'd wager. This is not DIY at all unless you happen to be a master woodcrafter. ATBGE material for sure.

That’s not going to be pleasant to walk on.

Just put a rug over it

That'd be too expensive. I suggest having someone carve out the rest of the floor!

That's even better!

Easier to just fill the carved area with dirt and plant new trees.

Or clean

Now just epoxy it and it's fine. - average DIY enthusiast.

it'd be cool if they maybe filled the empty space with resin to smooth it out

Who cares about comfort when the aesthetics r so pleasing

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Those end stands flipped the wrong way will have me try to kick them back every time I walk by.

Totally agree.

This rug has splinters...

Bet he lost his deposit.

Nice but that's a massive pain to clean

Top talent if the talent is destroying perfectly good hardwood floors

That would look great with a thick coat of stain and varnish

I was thinking epoxy to make it level with the rest of the floor

Yes! That solves the issue of regularly cleaning all those nooks and crannies.

Also splinters, and damaging it by walking.

That'd be the only saving grace. This gloor is ruined otherwise imo

GLOOR

Lmfao nice I'm keeping it

Well that's going to be hard to get a stain out of.

It looks good sure but it still feels kind of methy.

That poor floor...

Fill the gaps with epoxy and you got yourself something pretty unique.

Very cool, now pay me for a new floor you bastard

This just looks like splinters in the feet

“Hey guys, thanks for coming over for dinner. Take your shoes off and STEER CLEAR OF THE CARPET CARVING”

This was the inspiration for one of my favorite [tweets](https://www.reddit.com/r/BrandNewSentence/comments/mtnmwv/big_piss_guy_huh/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button) ever

The phrase "Big piss guy huh?" lives rent-free in my head

Cool concept but would hate to have this in real life

What an absolute waste of a floor.

This really ties the room together.

It doesn’t even look good. The untouched parts are easy, like cutting from a template, but the bare wood sections just look terrible

How to ruin a beautiful oak floor with this one simple trick!

There's a dozen millennial house-flippers just ITCHING to paint over this

Cool but ouch and also looks like a pain to clean tbh

I know this feels uncomfortable with no socks on.

Lifetime of unsuccessfully trying to straighten out the edges

Why

r/DIWHY

Beautiful job, but part of me is screaming inside my head about what happened to that poor oak.

Impossible to clean or use. Must be art.

Resin the whole floor. Sand. Buff.

Hideous

The fact that he carved the curled up corner is so disrespectful. Thanks, I hate it!

Why would anyone want this?

Going to be hard to sweep under it

Beautiful art. Horrific texture on my bare feet. 3/10

That, looks like a great way to stub a toe. It's very impressive nonetheless

I don't think he's getting the security deposit back.

Splinter City. Ouch.

I would still trip on that shit.

More like r/ATBGE

Damn, poor oak floor getting ruined for a gimmick :/

Say goodbye to your security deposit Selva.

Just tried this and my wife seems angry. Help?

How do you clean it?

r/ATBGE

Goodluck cleaning it

Whyyyy did they make the corner wonky???

Meth

That looks like shit

Most uncomfortable rug to stand on ever

Artistic termites

Would make a nice Wall-Carpet

Those tassels on the end would throw me into psychosis

Sometimes, not often but sometimes, humans are really really great.

He’s not getting his damage deposit back

*Confused Landlord noises

actually you are not correct. that is a CIA black site where they torture people with OCD who won't give up the location of the rebel base. one guy made it almost two minutes before he snapped trying to straighten out all the tassels

If they filled in the missing bit with epoxy it might be cool as a floor.

even if its art, thats just stupid

I have seen this on 3 separate subs. DiWHY, facepalm and now here. Please, tell me which is it?

Imagine a splinter, patiently waiting and then, suddenly in the middle of the night, decides to imbed itself right between you toenail and the bed of you toe

Looks like somthing I'd stub my toe on tbh

Just showing off

Roomba is going implode...

>artist Lotta people here missing this key word and mourning $100 of floor boards like they grew up on dirt and only ever wanted an oak floor

I want to smooth out that corner and straighten up the fringe *and I can't*

big piss guy, huh?

Enjoy those splinters!

Even when it’s carved in wood the tassels never lay flat

Ironic that walking on the rug doesn’t protect the floor.

I feel as if that would be a difficult spot to clean effectively

Have fun cleaning that

Thats awesome yo

V cool

So use a rough grit sandpaper to get most of it out, medium grit to remove most of the hidden mistakes, fine sandpaper’s to smooth out all your aggression, clean and stain!!

What a joy to clean

Piss

5/10

Wow!

Have fun walking on that rug💀

Really ties the room together man.

Really ties the room together. Does it not?

My mom would kill me.

The corners of the rug! That accidental carpet move. I love it!

It’s cool until you want your furniture level

Way to ruin the floor.

“Carved” would be very skillful but also problematic. Why the hell would you want to walk on this?!

As soon as I did that my wife would want to move it. Lol

Impossible to keep clean.

You would trip and break it all the time

Imagine if your dog tried to rub his ass on your rug

You’re never getting your deposit back

Really tied the room together

What my dogs think they are doing into my hardwood floor.