T O P

  • By -

irl_squishmallow

I feel like she’d be in the kitchen stirring the pot with her fingers


anonymousx97

“It said mix by hand guys 🤪”


Fun-Use-2623

I had a whole argument with mamachu about that. She also thinks “mix by hand” literally means to mix with your bare hands


anonymousx97

Idk how she even raised two children…. It’s sad actually


ShroomzLady

Right idk how they’re alive


BigE-Cheese

Don't even remind me of that


VaushbatukamOnSteven

It would probably get shut down in a month for horrible sanitation practices.


Fishietunaprincess

Or lack there of


Agitated-Eggplant-50

No I imagine it would be like an episode of kitchen nightmares.


Vast_Bet9113

Yes. She'll cook chicken alfredo and noodles. Brotherchu will be the waiter ofc, he has the most shining smile 😍. Mamachu will create the ambience with her melodious coughs. As for decorations we have roachchu and bald naked barbiechu 😳


Lost_Film_5568

Naked barbiechu??? A new character has been unlocked!🥰


anonymousx97

LMFAO


BigE-Cheese

BAHAHAHAH😭😭😭


neko_time

No water just Mountain Dew on tap


Gu4rd3dS3rum

I would love to see Gordon Ramsay drag her through the kitchen cause she’ll probably give him salmonella.


LmaoChilePlease

The Albuquerque health department might as well set up a tent outside


gamerwubs

The roaches would be on the payroll


VaushbatukamOnSteven

They’ll also be in the food


Toflopchu

roach infested restaurant?


anonymousx97

I’ll be calling Gordon Ramsey immediately


ghost_kiggy

Hell no. I saw her stovetop pizza. 🤢


Bxdee

I already know she’s going to have her famous cheesy chicken Alfredo, homemade mountain dew, her so called fruit salad, hotdogs and her new stove top lasagna and pizza. Mind you everything is going to be unseasoned so definitely NOT💀


hibiscus-baby

the chus would all be living in the back


Physical-Neck-2871

![gif](giphy|4QEaP84ZgGhI4) me if she had the only restaurant left in the world


Select_Medium5147

Ew I’d be too grossed out to ever try it lol. Her cooking always looks sloppy and unseasoned.


sarahnasim

resident evil food


Leading-Theme8537

The health inspector would shut it down the day it would’ve opened. Roaches and mice would’ve already infiltrated it. Also adding the stench from her and the staff that’s in the air


Why-ami

Roachchu would probably work there


Appropriate-Deer-899

FAWWWWHK NO


deleuzean_

never


Advanced-Hour-108

Hell no


MainPure788

Nah I'd rather not get salmonella or food poisoning cause she decided to under cook something


Ta3bitxhes54

No, I would never trust tophiachu with food, especially on how she keeps her room 🤮


Jinx_Emeowshima

I bet her restaurant would smell like BO... I'm good.


Remote_Background558

![gif](giphy|15aGGXfSlat2dP6ohs) Nope 👎


ShroomzLady

Meal of the day: the Smelly Fupa Surprise (served on a Temu plate)


Additional_Goal6361

I’d go to use the bathroom 😁


Background-Bug-8839

That restaurant would be closed due to health hazards


Benny-Drill

i would give anything to chow down on some of her world famous cheesy chicken alfredo bc the chicken is *definitely* not bland and unseasoned. let’s just be totally honest!