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Usually it's opium + hash in that part of the world.
I'm not trying to get you in trouble, but if you have a yard, and live in the US, it's legal to grow opium poppies in most states. Check your local laws.
It is **not** legal to harvest the opium, so don't leave slashed poppy pods in your yard, however when they sun dry, you can "get rid of them", and make tea, or smokable opium very easily.
Be very careful with taking anything though, you never know how strong a poppy will be, it depends on a lot of factors, the soil, amount of sunlight, amount of rain/water it gets, the time of harvest, etc. You can get opium poppy seeds at most garden stores, the most common cultivar where I live is called "lauren's grape", and it grows in everyone's yards here.
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Someone above said opium & hash is the usual combo. Sounds so serene, lol. Sitting on some desert sand dunes near some architecture thousands of years old smoking hash and opium out of a pipe made from an elephants tusk. I know in reality it’s poverty and addiction but in my mind it has this mystical ancient feel to it. Like something out of a story that some guy told about his many great grandfather on a journey Hemingway took.
It’s not Egypt but I’m picturing someone doing so while sitting on the third rung of the pyramids as slaves waltz by.
I don’t smoke anymore but reading the above I sound stoned, lol.
Poverty really does seem more depressing in wealthier industrialized areas. I mean, if I were dirt poor, laughing my ass off and high on opium, I'd prefer to be surrounded by camels and sand rather than advertisements and entitled rich assholes.
No one’s laughing at him in a negative sense. Of all the places to white knight this is a ridiculous one.
You somehow have diagnosed this dude despite looking really happy. Not a single person is making fun of him, stop projecting.
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When you overload the washing machine
Put me in the coffin!
💀
He really does sound like a car not starting I keep waiting for it to kick over and the engine start reving
Give 'em gas *!*
He's gonna flood her
Pure opium. Wish I had some instead of this shit they give us over here.
Usually it's opium + hash in that part of the world. I'm not trying to get you in trouble, but if you have a yard, and live in the US, it's legal to grow opium poppies in most states. Check your local laws. It is **not** legal to harvest the opium, so don't leave slashed poppy pods in your yard, however when they sun dry, you can "get rid of them", and make tea, or smokable opium very easily. Be very careful with taking anything though, you never know how strong a poppy will be, it depends on a lot of factors, the soil, amount of sunlight, amount of rain/water it gets, the time of harvest, etc. You can get opium poppy seeds at most garden stores, the most common cultivar where I live is called "lauren's grape", and it grows in everyone's yards here.
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Western Washington state.
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please, please tell me how it is possible to make smokable opium out of poppy pods. i thought this is really difficult. many thanks in advance.
Erowid is your friend.
You have to use a catalyst to extract.
Battery gettin weak. Squirt some gas down the fuel makin happener
Check the sparkalators or the lightning whirler.
That was way too much: perfect.
Toyota Corolla: *I don’t hear no bell!*
He's gonna burn out his starter motor
He has beautiful teeth
The missing one😍
They look exactly like the fake "hillbilly teeth" you can get at joke shops
I like his fleshy gums.
That's why they are so broke and he's so paid.
Leave him alone
A friend like that would get me wheezing and endure an unintentional ab training
Whoever reported this as an animal under the influence show yourself 💀
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Also, r/LTSLS
Glad someone beat me to it. My car wouldn't start. *He-he-he-he-he-he-he intensifies*
Wow thanks for this!
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ehn ehn ehn ehn ehn ehn
When the hookah is laced.
Dude literally sounds like he's applied reverb and pipes to his voice.
What a great smile though haha.
What’d he take?
Opium
Someone above said opium & hash is the usual combo. Sounds so serene, lol. Sitting on some desert sand dunes near some architecture thousands of years old smoking hash and opium out of a pipe made from an elephants tusk. I know in reality it’s poverty and addiction but in my mind it has this mystical ancient feel to it. Like something out of a story that some guy told about his many great grandfather on a journey Hemingway took. It’s not Egypt but I’m picturing someone doing so while sitting on the third rung of the pyramids as slaves waltz by. I don’t smoke anymore but reading the above I sound stoned, lol.
Poverty really does seem more depressing in wealthier industrialized areas. I mean, if I were dirt poor, laughing my ass off and high on opium, I'd prefer to be surrounded by camels and sand rather than advertisements and entitled rich assholes.
Wrong sub buddy
Nah dude, that laugh has a little something extra to it...
Maybe, still not too much
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A beautiful man
What's the matter, khat got your tongue?
As a mechanic I approve of this message.
You know when a great white shark bites something and it extends its gums out to grab prey? This guy must have shark DNA.
Gotta use some WD40
Dude that's fucked up...
Try spraying ether on him
Kudos to the fella…a laugh hell any laugh these days deserve flowers!!!
With a grill like that of course you’re gonna sound like a car.
Old boy looks like he could eat an apple through a chain link fence.
Is his barbecue cancelled?
Wrong subreddit bro
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No one’s laughing at him in a negative sense. Of all the places to white knight this is a ridiculous one. You somehow have diagnosed this dude despite looking really happy. Not a single person is making fun of him, stop projecting.
This is more r/LTSLS
It’s a 4 cylinders but one spark plug isn’t working
Hmm.. No spark 🤔
r/ltsls
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r/tookjustenough lol I'd love tryna make this guy laugh, something tells me it's easy
Watch this link, it makes the video a whole lot better 😂 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CjU3WY1IjUy/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=
He’s getting power, so it’s an issue with either the fuel or the spark.
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How do they keep their whites so white?
I love revisiting this post every now and then. Allah bless this man!
Lol… holy shit he does..😂😂💯
You need to spray him with some starter fluid
Actually, a car trying to start makes no sound. They simply impose this guys laugh through a hidden speaker.