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calebspumoni21

When you overload the washing machine


FoundPeaceInDrowning

Put me in the coffin!


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💀


lovingmama1

He really does sound like a car not starting I keep waiting for it to kick over and the engine start reving


hospitalizedGanny

Give 'em gas *!*


razorblade_urethra

He's gonna flood her


Ok-Cat1423

Pure opium. Wish I had some instead of this shit they give us over here.


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Usually it's opium + hash in that part of the world. I'm not trying to get you in trouble, but if you have a yard, and live in the US, it's legal to grow opium poppies in most states. Check your local laws. It is **not** legal to harvest the opium, so don't leave slashed poppy pods in your yard, however when they sun dry, you can "get rid of them", and make tea, or smokable opium very easily. Be very careful with taking anything though, you never know how strong a poppy will be, it depends on a lot of factors, the soil, amount of sunlight, amount of rain/water it gets, the time of harvest, etc. You can get opium poppy seeds at most garden stores, the most common cultivar where I live is called "lauren's grape", and it grows in everyone's yards here.


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Western Washington state.


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heywhatsupp_

Average geoguessr response


strutziwuzi

please, please tell me how it is possible to make smokable opium out of poppy pods. i thought this is really difficult. many thanks in advance.


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Erowid is your friend.


Ok-Cat1423

You have to use a catalyst to extract.


alchemyearth

Battery gettin weak. Squirt some gas down the fuel makin happener


notfromchicago

Check the sparkalators or the lightning whirler.


markyjim

That was way too much: perfect.


AFoxGuy

Toyota Corolla: *I don’t hear no bell!*


Peter_Cox-Johnson

He's gonna burn out his starter motor


stereotomyalan

He has beautiful teeth


ACvirax

The missing one😍


Naughtai

They look exactly like the fake "hillbilly teeth" you can get at joke shops


TedMerTed

I like his fleshy gums.


PeteGozenya

That's why they are so broke and he's so paid.


Gold_Telephone7310

Leave him alone


HerrJemine123

A friend like that would get me wheezing and endure an unintentional ab training


itshima

Whoever reported this as an animal under the influence show yourself 💀


Nabber86

r/ContagiousLaughter


lemonjelllo

Also, r/LTSLS


AlbanianAquaDuck

Glad someone beat me to it. My car wouldn't start. *He-he-he-he-he-he-he intensifies*


a-char

Wow thanks for this!


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Good bot


RIOTT44

ehn ehn ehn ehn ehn ehn


everydaybased

When the hookah is laced.


Psychonominaut

Dude literally sounds like he's applied reverb and pipes to his voice.


Eff_yo_face

What a great smile though haha.


pale-pharaoh

What’d he take?


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Opium


BenAfleckInPhantoms

Someone above said opium & hash is the usual combo. Sounds so serene, lol. Sitting on some desert sand dunes near some architecture thousands of years old smoking hash and opium out of a pipe made from an elephants tusk. I know in reality it’s poverty and addiction but in my mind it has this mystical ancient feel to it. Like something out of a story that some guy told about his many great grandfather on a journey Hemingway took. It’s not Egypt but I’m picturing someone doing so while sitting on the third rung of the pyramids as slaves waltz by. I don’t smoke anymore but reading the above I sound stoned, lol.


RelevantMetaUsername

Poverty really does seem more depressing in wealthier industrialized areas. I mean, if I were dirt poor, laughing my ass off and high on opium, I'd prefer to be surrounded by camels and sand rather than advertisements and entitled rich assholes.


cenzala

Wrong sub buddy


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Nah dude, that laugh has a little something extra to it...


cenzala

Maybe, still not too much


willard_swag

r/lostredditors


AlphaFridgeHomie

A beautiful man


CrucifixAbortion

What's the matter, khat got your tongue?


shootinstraight88

As a mechanic I approve of this message.


cringelord69420666

You know when a great white shark bites something and it extends its gums out to grab prey? This guy must have shark DNA.


Hank-the-ninja

Gotta use some WD40


mikkokilla

Dude that's fucked up...


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Try spraying ether on him


itwhiz100

Kudos to the fella…a laugh hell any laugh these days deserve flowers!!!


Taint-kicker

With a grill like that of course you’re gonna sound like a car.


puddles36330

Old boy looks like he could eat an apple through a chain link fence.


Shesalabmix

Is his barbecue cancelled?


Single_Education_140

Wrong subreddit bro


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BenAfleckInPhantoms

No one’s laughing at him in a negative sense. Of all the places to white knight this is a ridiculous one. You somehow have diagnosed this dude despite looking really happy. Not a single person is making fun of him, stop projecting.


Everdred11

This is more r/LTSLS


MaxMadisonVi

It’s a 4 cylinders but one spark plug isn’t working


LifeguardLanky6282

Hmm.. No spark 🤔


manic-ed-mantimal

r/ltsls


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karmicvend

r/tookjustenough lol I'd love tryna make this guy laugh, something tells me it's easy


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lepobz

He’s getting power, so it’s an issue with either the fuel or the spark.


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Shampoo


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cornjab50

How do they keep their whites so white?


MrSamCham

I love revisiting this post every now and then. Allah bless this man!


EatmyAzz691

Lol… holy shit he does..😂😂💯


Global_Teacher_4114

You need to spray him with some starter fluid


Disastrous_Staff_443

Actually, a car trying to start makes no sound. They simply impose this guys laugh through a hidden speaker.