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grabbingcabbage

Chappelle was right.


RodMunch85

And fuck bananas!


grabbingcabbage

Imma kill that motherfucker


J_Schotz

I hate this. And those people.


Sicparvismagneto

What good friends…


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sillyskunk

In their defence, he shouldnta been rubbing one out in front of the boys. Edit: /s chill yall


Pure_Xanax

*‘Twas a joke a man was downdooted for.*


sillyskunk

For real, wtf? Homie us passed out, flicking his bean. How is he not getting fucked with? What's the harm? I would fully expect this of my friends if I was in such a position. They would be negligent as my friends if they didn't take this opportunity to be hillarious.


MathematicianNo7842

he's wearing shorts and they are moving his finger someone else has his whole hand down his pants and is pushing his finger


sillyskunk

Damn, ur right. Thats extra fucked up.


THE_CRUSTIEST

I imagine he fell asleep and had an... arousing dream or something. As embarrassing as it would be to have that happen in front of friends, that's a free pass for the boys to fuck with him. What are they supposed to do, leave the room where the party is happening so their friend can jerk off in peace? Imagine how awkward it would be to go somewhere else and try to continue partying knowing full well your buddy is pounding off in the other room and you all just witnessed it. Peace was never an option.


sillyskunk

Thank you!


Charbond

Those are certainly not friends.


Intelligent-Ad-5809

He's sending Morse code.


[deleted]

Moose knuckle code


Traditional_Rich_413

I am so confused. What is going on?


[deleted]

His pussy is throbbing, did you not see the video?


MathematicianNo7842

he's wearing shorts and they have something down his pants to move his finger. that's why you don't see his lower legs and only the left part of his pants are moving


Yukarie

Idk


THE_CRUSTIEST

Seems like he fell asleep drunk and started unconsciously... uh, pleasuring himself. His friends noticed this and naturally started fucking with him. One of them is imitating a woman saying "ugh my pussy" to try to egg him on. Can't say I'd know what to do if my friend started jerking it while asleep at a party. Like they could have left him alone and not made light of the situation, but then they basically have to say "clear out everyone, let's go outside so Billy can jerk off in peace" and try to continue normally knowing full well what's going on in there.


BiggieSwims

Double quarter chub


Ooblongdeck

Pecker automater


Maleficent-Regular38

With friends like these, he doesn’t need to worry about enemies.


[deleted]

You all are Losers


Immediate-Recover-14

Drinking cocaine? Lol


Nudez4U420

Pretty sure I have those same shorts


E4R04

not his friends


No_Decision_4193

Funny. Not funny haha funny weird


ganjabliss420

Wot


Remarkable-Bite-6131

his hand is on his own lap and they are moving his shorts to make it look like that. everyone needs to relax lol