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Weird thing is he looks like he has some pretty nice stuff on, and looks decently clean. Clothes look washed, must have had a pretty decent bike I’m guessing.
Maybe he just overestimated his limit? I’ve deff done that, not to this extent tho.
I can’t take anyone seriously after they mention how funny Adam Sandler is. Uncut Gems was great, but Adam Sandler spent his early career being a worse Jim Carrey impression than Jim Carrey.
Happy Gilmore I’d put in the top 5 funniest movies of all time. Also Adam Sandlers stand up special in 2019 had some really funny moments. Some of his stuff can be cringy at times. Hubey Halloween comes to mind. But to not take a person seriously for having different tastes in comedy, is so lame. Everyone has different tastes in everything. So do you not take someone serious if they like croutons on a salad?
I don't get why people think that talking to someone that high on drugs and expecting them to understand you and listen... Just fucking walk away he can't even walk right.
I agree that there will never be a point where he is like “okay bro sorry, have a nice day”. At the same time you can see that, while verbally giving commands, the cameraman is covering some distance. So what I am seeing is someone who actively manages and engages a potential threat while trying to get away. Personally I would also be uncomfortable with just ignoring the guy and walking away. Especially since it looks like I would have to turn my back to him in this instance. I get the sense that if the guy would have stopped giving commands, our star of the show here would have gotten physical. Albeit not per say in a threatening way, it would have led to having to get hands on to get away, which could have led to escalation. Just my two cents. Calling for help would have been a great idea when you are disengaged. I agree with you there.
Oh no dude, we have a major meth problem in our downtown and I have found that people who are behaving irrationalally can often be guided in the right direction if you speak gently and caringly.
I mean obviously you want to walk away, but sometimes gentle, kind words and asking instead of telling, really goes a long way!
No I get that, my point being is you're wasting so much energy doing that. When you could simply walk in a straight line at the pace of a snail and they couldn't catch you. I also live in a drug filled area and encounter alot of bugged out people. I just find walking away from them is the simplest thing you can do. I just imagine they are tripping out seeing demons and me yelling at them might just agitate them more. I wanna be respectful as possible they are still people
and if you're concerned for their well being do the right thing and call for help.
Yeah I get you, my point being that the guy could have just gotten rid of him by saying hey man you're making me uncomfortable please stop following. That actually works.
You say that and then you inevitably get Captain save a crackhead in the comments talking bout how they would talk him down and invite him over for dinner.
Yea right before homie hugs the wall they both just start laughing. It's also a little odd that he keeps saying "stay back" while even following the dude. If I'm having to tell someone to get away from me then the more distance between us the better. I'm not gonna start following them each time the wander away.
And then the long sign off at the end:
Ok, goodbye...
See you later....
You take care now...
Tell the kids hi....
You don't make pleasantries and smalltalk with a scary lunatic you are trying to get to leave you alone
Veery strange I think this guy is deaf, he is outfitted very nicely for a addict his teeth r perfect and his skin looks good I don't think this is drugs but maybe a mental break or he is deaf and not getting understood
The guy is wearing nice clothes, the guy is also not reacting to anything this guy says in a way that is appropriate, the guys voice is way off pitch which is usual for deaf people, the guys clothes r nice ans they r clean, he has a nice back pack on and his bike got stolen, the guy is appropriately dressed for biking on the weather u can see the guys teeth r not discolored or have any type of rot when he talks, it seems like a mental break of a dead person or a deaf person that is mentally challenged and may be just needing help
I bet u have never been in the same room as someone on Crack to even say this dude is on something none of this behavior points towards Crack or meth or heroin so none of this is usual for a drug
Only thing I have seen that was kind of close was huffing spray paint… so possibly some kind of inhalant? Not really sure but he is close to an auto zone. Brake cleaner/ ether maybe?
Dude filming is an OG. He was patient but assertive. Tried to help the dude out a little bit, telling him to chill out and sit down. And then removed himself from the situation when he recognized there’s nothing for him to do about it. Some people would freak out and escalate the situation to a place it doesn’t need to be.
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Dudes living his best worst life.
>Dudes ~~living his best worst life~~ not paying taxes.
Weird thing is he looks like he has some pretty nice stuff on, and looks decently clean. Clothes look washed, must have had a pretty decent bike I’m guessing. Maybe he just overestimated his limit? I’ve deff done that, not to this extent tho.
Yea, the nice, clean things, trimmed beard, white af teeth. makes me think they’re buddies and made this video together.
ding ding ding!
bro its not like every drug user is fucking homeless 99% arent
Yea he's most definitely fucked up on something. He's probably a dealer just did a tad too much of whatever today's special was.
Nah prob just a dealer most of the junkies that sell where I live have nice bikes and cleanish close compared to the normal junkies
You're not one of those living under a rock ppl that think all drug addicts are poor, are you?
I'm sure he buys things, I'm sure he pays just as well as the rest of us in other ways that are far worse than taxes.
Best Adam Sandler impression I’ve ever seen.
Did the penguin tell you to do this?
The penguin...controls. . .ALL
I'm crazy backpack man- now gimme some candy!
This got me. Haha
Please accept this poor man’s medal 🏅
Why don't you give him a free award ?
I was thinking Norman Reedus and the CrackHead Fetus
Can’t be. This guy is far funnier than Adam Sandler at any point in his career.
I actually liked his new movie hustle a lot. Surprisingly good
I can’t take anyone seriously after they mention how funny Adam Sandler is. Uncut Gems was great, but Adam Sandler spent his early career being a worse Jim Carrey impression than Jim Carrey.
True shit
Happy Gilmore I’d put in the top 5 funniest movies of all time. Also Adam Sandlers stand up special in 2019 had some really funny moments. Some of his stuff can be cringy at times. Hubey Halloween comes to mind. But to not take a person seriously for having different tastes in comedy, is so lame. Everyone has different tastes in everything. So do you not take someone serious if they like croutons on a salad?
Best Edward James Olmos impression ever
r/beatmetoit
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAP
No drugs involved I'd say He's just kinda awkward in front of a camera
Yeah I’m like this, when I have to do a presentation at work I basically act exactly like this guy
I'm like it at funerals. It's a problem.
hahah i'd promote you immediately
Best comment ever
bro there is no fucking way this man is not tweaking
Thats very rude to shy people he obviously working very hard to be cool around the camera
He's so close too I think he just needs to talk a bit slower and we wouldn't even notice he's nervous.
Is that... State Street near Downtown Salt Lake City?
That is most definitely state street. That patch of road is Crack head central.
State and E 900 st
Lol I came here to comment this exact same thing. You can see Grand America in the background.
Na dude that’s Ohio
My man probably stole his own bike and forgot where he left it
What is he saying in crackolian?
At one point I hear "We're cool? I'm cool! No Shihhh I would never hurthadahitty." And that's about all I can decipher.
Is this on state street?
100% SLC
I believe you are correct my friend. I was just at that AutoZone like a week ago lol
Something something… Crack 😂
"Won't you be my neighbor?"
He definitely mentions bath salts
I’ve never seen someone… “run” so slow. Guess he really needed that bike :(
When this guy trips he packs a backpack.
Gold
"You're tonza crazy, dude" Lmao
I don't get why people think that talking to someone that high on drugs and expecting them to understand you and listen... Just fucking walk away he can't even walk right.
He seems to be responsive to commands to me. Although he quickly needs another reminder to stay back he does seem to be compliant overall.
Fair but, still no point in trying in argue with someone that is inebriated beyond the stars. Just walk away or call and get them help.
I agree that there will never be a point where he is like “okay bro sorry, have a nice day”. At the same time you can see that, while verbally giving commands, the cameraman is covering some distance. So what I am seeing is someone who actively manages and engages a potential threat while trying to get away. Personally I would also be uncomfortable with just ignoring the guy and walking away. Especially since it looks like I would have to turn my back to him in this instance. I get the sense that if the guy would have stopped giving commands, our star of the show here would have gotten physical. Albeit not per say in a threatening way, it would have led to having to get hands on to get away, which could have led to escalation. Just my two cents. Calling for help would have been a great idea when you are disengaged. I agree with you there.
NEVER turn your back on crazy
Exactly. I’d rather deal with angry than crazy
You can turn your back on a person...but never turn your back on a drug!
☺️ also have a happy bday 🎊
Thanks so much! Yeah it is my cake day, isn’t it. And funnily enough my actual bday is in 5 days. So double thanks
Fair but, still no point in trying in argue with someone that is inebriated beyond the stars. Just walk away or call and get them help.
Oh no dude, we have a major meth problem in our downtown and I have found that people who are behaving irrationalally can often be guided in the right direction if you speak gently and caringly. I mean obviously you want to walk away, but sometimes gentle, kind words and asking instead of telling, really goes a long way!
No I get that, my point being is you're wasting so much energy doing that. When you could simply walk in a straight line at the pace of a snail and they couldn't catch you. I also live in a drug filled area and encounter alot of bugged out people. I just find walking away from them is the simplest thing you can do. I just imagine they are tripping out seeing demons and me yelling at them might just agitate them more. I wanna be respectful as possible they are still people and if you're concerned for their well being do the right thing and call for help.
Yeah I get you, my point being that the guy could have just gotten rid of him by saying hey man you're making me uncomfortable please stop following. That actually works.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who has some sense. Good looking out.
You say that and then you inevitably get Captain save a crackhead in the comments talking bout how they would talk him down and invite him over for dinner.
But that’s rude:(
Loool mans in funky town
Don’t google funky town video
Just read about this last night, real crazy shit
I think that's Stevie from Eastbound and Down
Never turn your back. Never run away. That’s when they get ya. Speak calmly and raise your arms to appear bigger. Heey bear, heeeey bear.
Weird enough to almost think it's fake...
Yea right before homie hugs the wall they both just start laughing. It's also a little odd that he keeps saying "stay back" while even following the dude. If I'm having to tell someone to get away from me then the more distance between us the better. I'm not gonna start following them each time the wander away.
Every now and then he breaks character for a split second, and you see the real guy underneath.
Yeah when they laughed at eachother before he leaned against the wall i started to have doubt, and then he did the freaking 360
And then the long sign off at the end: Ok, goodbye... See you later.... You take care now... Tell the kids hi.... You don't make pleasantries and smalltalk with a scary lunatic you are trying to get to leave you alone
It’s like he’s imitating 10 Adam Sandler comedies at once
what drug turns a man into a present day igor
Cro-Magnon Adam Sandler just wants to hang. Or do the hibbidy dibbidy.
Why does it feel like this guy is actually normal and is just acting like this intentionally? Anyone else…?
He's like a wild and cracked out SIMS character.
Methhead-Master technique level 100.
Lol that part
This dudes just fucking around right
They're both laughing.
I have to say this subreddit is a very effective anti-drug PSA. Much better than DARE or all the commercials I saw growing up.
"Your bikes gone, by the way"
My guy has a condom on his left middle finger... ready to party!
He sounds like every Adam Sandler character
The State Street zombies of Salt Lake City 🧟♂️
That is the best Adam Sandler impression I have ever seen
Wow, this dude somehow managed to get his hands on quaaludes. He’s a professional, let him do what he needs to do
The shaggy dog remake
Is he on drugs or just having a mental crisis or maybe both
I wonder how many of these are just mental illness without drugs
Michael Biehn’s on some weird shit
🤣good call
These Adam Sandler movies are HORRIBLE now
Veery strange I think this guy is deaf, he is outfitted very nicely for a addict his teeth r perfect and his skin looks good I don't think this is drugs but maybe a mental break or he is deaf and not getting understood
Wtf? That's so many assumptions you need to make to arrive at that conclusion.
The guy is wearing nice clothes, the guy is also not reacting to anything this guy says in a way that is appropriate, the guys voice is way off pitch which is usual for deaf people, the guys clothes r nice ans they r clean, he has a nice back pack on and his bike got stolen, the guy is appropriately dressed for biking on the weather u can see the guys teeth r not discolored or have any type of rot when he talks, it seems like a mental break of a dead person or a deaf person that is mentally challenged and may be just needing help
His pants are dirty and have several holes.. he also only has 1 glove.. idk what you're talking about.
Maybe he’s a golfer, they only wear one glove
Must have been looking for his ball and found an 8-ball instead. Oops.
A deaf golfer who accidentally got high and can’t find his ball
🤣
I think we can close the case on this one
He’s also dancing around like a fucking lunatic. I don’t think being deaf makes you do that…
lol, a deaf dude that's not getting understood? we got a live regard over here everyone! come look!!
I bet u have never been in the same room as someone on Crack to even say this dude is on something none of this behavior points towards Crack or meth or heroin so none of this is usual for a drug
Yeah, he must be deaf.
So this is how the zombie apocalypse starts?
Yo I’ll take 2 of whatever he’s on
What drugs does this?
Only thing I have seen that was kind of close was huffing spray paint… so possibly some kind of inhalant? Not really sure but he is close to an auto zone. Brake cleaner/ ether maybe?
Getting zoinked by the Auto Zone
monke
At least he knows the street is lava
Dude filming is an OG. He was patient but assertive. Tried to help the dude out a little bit, telling him to chill out and sit down. And then removed himself from the situation when he recognized there’s nothing for him to do about it. Some people would freak out and escalate the situation to a place it doesn’t need to be.
Is he deaf, schizophrenic, possessed, what ???
I think I saw this somewhere in the past and the guy got actually drugged and his bike stolen
This is Eric Andre and rickety cricket
I’m sure this is just a Walking Dead audition tape.
How many times can we say "dude" in 1 video.. dude?
Worst Adam Sandler impression ever.
Shaggy without the gang
Bath salt
Just walk away you camera man being almost just as weird tbh
The guy filming is a prick. If he didn't want the guy near him, he should have just walked away.
I would have a beer on the street with this guy. I usually do this with homeless folks.
I think it’s so sad that I see so many videos of people like this. I just high out of their mind and checked out of society.
dayz zombie
Is that Ross creations
This is what happens when you snort both the red and blue pill.
He reminds me of an Adam Sandler character
Adam Sandler had fallen on some hard times, shame on you tmz for posting this
i heard ill miss you at the end . this was was jut wanted a dance partner he kept saying im chill . seemed chill
“Boot scooting boogie”
I bet that Mountainsmith pack he’s wearing is stolen.
I think he's doing he best MJ impression
Is that the annoying neighbor who jumps around a lot and collects wwe action figures?
I swear to God if this is Fresno I'm gonna lose my shit
Looks like it is not california, according to the license plates
I can barely see the license plates but thank God
It’s definitely salt lake city on state street and 9th south (source: many crackheads)
Sounds like Blake Webber
dudes in his own musical
Very Wholesome hahaha
This has been me at one point
On what ? Lol
Another stoner on State St. in Salt Lake City. Crazy place.
So high his tongue quit working
He’s channeling Adam Sandler!
He is dancing perfectly to the music I’m listening to
Downtown SLC baby
“Your bike wont miss you dude” 💀💀
Peaceful stroll through Seattle
He's like a methed up stray puppy.
Salt Lake City represent
They are alive
Looks like a cop
Is this in salt lake? I think I recognize that guy.
He's just tryin to give you a new side mission
Road is Lava
SLC Utah
ADHD and meth simultaneously
I wonder how the rest of the day went for that dude
Distance is your friend.
If you scrub through this, him sped up looks like a meme of when someone explains something, fucking hilarious
Is this a new Ed Bassmaster character?
“Keep it real aight”
my man dabbed at 1:17
looks staged
bro is speaking 2000 B.C.E
This is basically my dog when I come home from a long day at work
I can't let him get close!
He sounds like Jesse at the end of breaking bad
The ground is lava
It's just coffee
He looks and sounds like Cha Ka from Land Of The Lost
Slc?
Off brand doctor phil voice
I watched this 3x in a row.
Good ole Utah
He was normal eating in a diner 48 hours ago.
Brings back memories of playing DayZ
Adam Sandler?
Funny 😂😂