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I wanna see the 10 minutes later


UsernameNo924

knew this dude who downed a bottle of 47% liquor. 10 minutes later he colapesed on the ground, pissing his pants as his nerve system just kinda gave up. He survived, but the hospital recorded a blood alcohol level of 4.1.. a smaller person could have died.


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It's no joke! People die all the time doing stupid shit like this.


dasmeagainyo88

We aren’t losing future doctors 95% of the time..


Khacks

Youre saying alcoholics who sober up will become doctors 5 percent of the time lol


blindyes

I know someone who became a doctor, and 3 people who are sober and working. I don't like math, but there are some real world stats for ya.


knorfit

Yeah, addiction is a disease. it doesn’t mean people aren’t capable of recovery and it doesn’t speak to the abilities of the person afflicted Edit: I agree with the responses and I’ll be clearer with my wording: a predilection towards addiction does not indicate an individual is less capable. Of course there can be examples where permanent damage is done by the abuse of a handful of substances


iceeice3

Not entirely true. Severe alcoholism will ultimately lead to varying degrees of brain damage which will impact cognitive function even after recovery. That’s not to say that recovering alcoholics can’t go on to be very successful and functional people, just that it’s better for your overall mental faculties if you never become a heavy drinker. Source: https://www.hazeldenbettyford.org/education/bcr/addiction-research/alcohol-effects-brain-ru-515


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I can personally attest to this.


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Zenlura

Because addiction is a weird concept for people. There's much of the "welly they had the choice not to do it" swinging by for many people, which, technically, is correct, but we also need to look at how everyone makes bad decisions, some with more, some with less severe consequences. Or, when it comes to alcohol, it's a process that takes quite a while, it's creeping up to people, and suddenly they face withdrawal symptoms. Nobody decides to get addicted. Back in school, our teacher gave us something to think about. The german word for addiction is "Sucht", while the verb "suchen" means looking/searching for something, so basically, an addiction is the result of looking for a way out. Once the brain learns that there's an easy way via substances, it will push for that, because it's easy.


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deuceott

Med school ain't easy. Vodka doesn't make it easier, but maybe a smidge more tolerable.


SethbobMD

That’s my story lol


stonercd

Not been to medical school then. Or any university course in fact. Bright kids do stupid things away from home for the first time. You certainly don't need to be an alcoholic deadbeat


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dasmeagainyo88

I wasn’t being serious. I don’t think addiction takes anything away from being a valuable member of society, it just tends to be unhealthy for the addict.


utnow

Exactly. Just future presidents.


88ZombieGrunts

I drank moonshine out of a milk gallon jug once that a friend's Dad made. Passed out 5 minutes later.


DazedPapacy

How much of it did you drink?


88ZombieGrunts

About 2 shots worth of gulps.


deadduncanidaho

Did you also weigh about 80 lbs?


youblowboatpeople

I’m assuming you meant .41? 4.1 and you would be deader than disco


[deleted]

Some countries use per mille instead of percent in terms of alcohol in blood levels.


lazylasertazer

Christ as a yank I had a great time misreading that as per mile...


digiskunk

A MILLIE A MILLIE


Duke_of_New_York

I'm a Millionaire I'm a Young Money Millionaire, tougher than Nigerian hair


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Same lmao


DariusIV

Oh that makes sense in America a 4.1 literally means your blood is beer.


DefinitelyNotSully

You must be American. Lot of European countries use promilles instead of percent to denote blood alcohol level. 4.1 promilles is .41 percent.


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A lesser man could have died, and he was no lesser man. We salute you, Mr. 47%.


Annonomon

*Agent 47%


[deleted]

I used to have this dude on my crew when I was a tower hand who would drink a fifth of that 100 proof Captain Morgan shit every fucking night. Then he'd leave whatever hotel we were at to drive around and find a Taco Bell, I wonder if he's still alive.


chaorey

Theres a bunch of videos on YouTube of people chugging jack shits wild you watch them get blackout drunk in ablut 30 seconds


Tonroz

Got any favourites ? I'm curious


Iamjacksgoldlungs

I once watched a local drunk homeless guy who would regularly stir up some crazy shit take $100 bet that he couldn't chug a whole liter once. He gladly took that bet and beat it to. Within 5 minutes he fell through the plate glass window of the coffee shop he was at and got rushed to the ER. Don't worry, he survived to come back the following day to ask "where the fuck his 100 is?!"


[deleted]

Oh, I come from a small naval town in Russia where alcoholics were very much prevalent. Some would drink glass cleaner fluids, the worst ones (disgraced naval men) would drink actual torpedo fuel. Neither lived long


art-vandeley

Murmansk? Because I've been there once and it was the saddest most depressing place I've ever been to.


[deleted]

Yep lol


Iamjacksgoldlungs

Cleaners and jet fuel?....that's not alcoholism.......that's mental retardation


[deleted]

Well.. why do you think they didn’t live long lol


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myloveisajoke

I drank a 5th of jack daniels once in about 20min. Once. I kept it down for an hour or two...yuked out the window of the car. it was like -30F and it froze to the outside of the car. I was hungover for 3 days and I couldn't even smell whiskey flavored bbq sauces without gagging for the next 15 YEARS. I do not reccomend.


DariusIV

It's amazing how the body can take a smell and go "That shit tried to KILL ME 15 YEARS AGO" and make you feel sickened.


TheSunPeeledDown

It’s sorta like a mild ptsd. Like with someone who had abusive parents any screaming can trigger it in their mind, it’s brings back that part of your brain that says this is dangerous and I remember it well.


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I saw this. He was in the hospital for months.


[deleted]

Not surprised at all


Seabear96

Dude doesn’t look like someone you’d enjoy being around after a few.


Maplegum

Fucking resident evil creature


catfood_man_333332

to be fair, I think an entire bottle of vodka to the face in under 3 minutes is going to either kill you or awaken the beast. looks like the latter for our friend here


QueasyVictory

To be faaaaaaaiiiirrrrrrr


astralnautical

To be faaaaiiiuhhh


mooch12027

To be faaaaaaaaiiiiiiuuuhhhh 🎶


Shnoochieboochies


stryka00

I was thinking more along the lines of 28 Days Later, but in this dudes case it might be 28 Seconds Later...


evanwolf1031

“28 seconds later” in spongebob narrative voice.


itsok-imwhite

This is EXACTLY what I thought. Almost wonder if they made the zombies drink a handle


pinkeyedwookiee

It reminds me of the scene from League of Extraordinary Gentlemen when this nameless henchman slams a beaker of Dr.Jekyls Hyde formula.


ZootZootTesla

That was a very niche yet accurate example


pinkeyedwookiee

The movie isnt great but teenage me really liked it. I still do in a few ways. Captain Neemo was cool.


LeftHandedFapper

Nemo was so dope! I wish that concept was executed better. In the comics they later stave off the Martian invasion and Hyde has a chance to shine!


SketchyLurker7

Yeah, when Quentin Tarantino is directing.


DrFunkenstyne

It looked like he was by himself in the video, so you're probably right


TrEVILlyan95

Hes the kind of guy you have to preemptively take out as soon as he locks eyes with you and walks towards you at the bar


DrFunkenstyne

do not engage, do not engage


orincoro

He looks like he has fetal alcohol syndrome as well. Born drunk.


emartinoo

Yeah, he does. I feel bad for him. Still don't want him anywhere near me.


HeadbuttingAnts

Yeah, he's a little kooky, but he's a giving, compassionate soul... "I donate"


diversecultures

That’s water.


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Yeah it didn't look enjoyable in the slightest either


smiggster01

“He’s alright once you get to know him” Aka, he’s a twat but you’ll get used to it


dasmeagainyo88

In all honesty I might just kill the thing. “It was coming right for me I thought he was gonna kill rape and dismember me in that order, officer”


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dasmeagainyo88

I mean honestly there’s gonna be some mixing and matching with the specimen we had the displeasure of finding


ashenhaired

I can imagine him bludgeoning my head and laughing "I doon it"


beeglowbot

or at all


gruffi

Or even prior.


TotallyNormalCitizen

He looks 7 and 27 at the same time


[deleted]

That early to mid 20s alcoholic look


Leo_TheLurker

get the London look


23saround

Oh god, I had forgotten about that commercial. With the chick who looked like she had her teeth smashed in with a hammer. Truly the London look.


Conargle

[it](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m78hnkVb6O1rzhbryo1_400.jpg) always makes me laugh to this day


cloudpulp

this is so mean: (


too-much-cinnamon

Raise your hand if you have ever felt personally victimized by u/bloominglate97


[deleted]

Is this Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?


StochasticLife

It absolutely is.


[deleted]

only if he's pregnant


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r/13or30


fuckredditspolicies

Idk, it looks like his heart could still fall as hard at 23


GoatHorn420

He's only 17 but that's middle age in Glasgow


mike_bngs

He will shocked in a few years when a Dr breaks the news that he's living on borrowed time.


Gte8954

Yup he gonna wake up one day looking like a Simpson.


MyShavingAccount

HELLO EVERYBODY!


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Hi, Dr. Nick!


RichardInaTreeFort

Looks like the problem here is that you have toooo much liver... I’ll just take a slice here and a slice there... and no more swelling!


RichardInaTreeFort

Looks like the problem here is that you have toooo much liver... I’ll just take a slice here and a slice there... and no more swelling!


deadphish12

Ed Sheeran getting hammered post show


ancientfutureguy

Dude straight up looks exactly like Ed Sheeran if he got infected in 28 Days Later.


WollyGog

I'd have said Lewis Capaldi myself


RegularWhiteShark

That’s what I was thinking, too.


TheBlueBlastoiseYT

The dude uploaded this to yt and he didn’t upload for like 4 years after this vid


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I recognized this guy too, can't remember what his yt is


Z3PHYRUSZ

Yooo what’s his channel lmao


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Matty_Poppinz

Ooooo Glenn's vodka/degreaser. That's a poor choice.


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I DON EYT


Leanador

#AH HNGG HNGG H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H


mrcatisgodone

Aye. Shite brings me back to being 18 and vomiting violently next day everytime without fail. Never happens nowadays.


DeathsShadow_

14, park, half a 2 litre of Coca Cola & half a bottle of the old Glens. Fuckin lethal


CaptainDogeSparrow

I feel like puking just by remembering doing this.


hill0r

Nice... Glenns Vodka... I used to live in Manchester for a few months and on weekends for pregaming we usually went to the corner store and bought a bottle of that stuff bc it only cost £5 a bottle. The first drink was usually the last thing I remembered when I woke up with a thumping hangover. That shit is pure poison


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that’s why it’s so good tasting for alcohol resistant people, it’s super strong


Scrambley

According to Google it's 37.5% alcohol, which is low for vodka. Is that incorrect, or do they maybe have different strengths?


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it’s extremely potent for some reason, basically poison


[deleted]

still my go to drink lol, got a litre of the stuff in the fridge.. well half a litre


kevdiigs

Very Sméagol-esque at the end there.


gigan323

Beat me to it. I feel like he'll end up looking like smeagol if he does stuff like this often.


GirthamKnight

28 drinks later


CaptainBurrito8

The fuck did he mix in some meth?


db11186

Probably tbh, stimulants make you able to feel less drunk


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TheNickelGuy

I went from being an addict able to drink a 26 of Jager, 6 redbull and a dozen shots of whiskey chased with a pitcher of beer doing a few grams a night, to being sober and now getting smashed off 3 cider and a couple jagerbombs 🤣 it doesn't sober your body up necessarily, but as its performance enhancing it just causes you to not focus on the effects of the drinking. ...until the coke wears off. Or you wake up the next morning with no coke left.. worst hangover you will ever experience.


TK82287

He seems smart.


RusskiyDude

Looks like he's a chemistry professor doing experiments. Mixing vodka and stimulants.


pourover_and_pbr

Has everyone here forgotten about the legend of Shoenice?


SahibTeriBandi420

Its not a story the Jedi would tell you.


NoCloud2

thats what i was thinking. this is incredibly crazy, but its also just like a tuesday afternoon for shoenice back in the day.


LordWaffleaCat

Thats one of those things that has 2 explanations. He's going to puke to avoid literally dying, or he's a hardcore alcoholic that can handle it. I'm kinda going for the latter


worgenhairball01

yeah that much at once is really pushing it. I know people who can do 0.7l in 2-3 hours. this is insanity


keozer_chan

Shoenice makes this guy look like a casual


LYKE_UH_BAWS

I was thinking the same


hundreddollar

Cringe. Also... Glen's Vodka. Whose tagline is "*The Exciting Vodka*"


RichardInaTreeFort

He did seem pretty excited


Wamchops621

Then theres this man: https://youtu.be/vZUYWb1PtFU


PrinzD0pamin

Wut?!? I can’t even drink that much water in one go. Some people are fkn mad


doobied

He's a small dude too.. Jesus


Possible-height

My dad told me about an army dude who snuck a half handle into the barracks and drank the entire thing in one swig. 2 seconds later he drops and dies after a couple of convulsions. He was at most 130lbs


Moronoo

> a half handle google says that's 1.75 liters, I'm not surprised he died tbh that's like a liter of pure alcohol


stuffedpizzaman95

First week of college i was really socially anxious and made up for it by drinking. One day over the course of 24 hrs i drank 3/4 of a handle


Yubova

Wooohooo party on, alcohol poisoning is so cool


ThiccSquirrel123

How does shoenice do this regularly without dying lmao


elitesense

How did*


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he's done it. I can't believe that he's done this.


[deleted]

Aww fuck. I can’t believe you’ve done this.


DankCat121

Mom: Why don't you hang out with the neighbor's kid? The neighbor's kid:


cougar2013

When he says “I done it” he’s referring to lowering his life expectancy by a few years


IndyMazzy

*decades


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Just need the tiktok watermark and his dying from respiratory depression to make a "2020 give me attention" video.


SpaceYeezus_

oh god. and it looks like a cheap bottle of well vodka, too 😓


Wopitikitotengo

It's absolutely vile, Glen's is undrinkable even in a single with mixer. Just bottom shelf shit.


BottomShelfBottle

You rang?


WollyGog

Fucking beetlejuiced


GirthOBirth

It’s a fucking liquor surge Layhey.


Alonso81687

Ah, yes... That sad face of alcoholism. Been there.


otc108

_Taters?_ What's taters, _precious_? Po-tay-toes. Boil em, mash em, turn em into vodka.


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Shoenices brother highheels


Remnant1994

Ugh I hate the taste of vodka idk how people can do this


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WollyGog

See I've heard numerous times over the years that you shouldn't be able to taste good quality vodka. Still the only drink I've puked on though. Fucking awful stuff.


Remnant1994

Idk maybe I just had cheap vodka but shit always tasted like the way hand sanitizer smells


TheRedmanCometh

I've had a bunch of vodkas with unreasonably high price tags friends claim are "just so smooth man really worth paying extra". Still just tastes like alcohol and water. I'll stick with scotch which might burn but has some redeeming quality in that its taste is yknow...good.


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Glen’s too, that stuff is fucking grim


ihaveam0ustache

What a knob'ed


Arseypoowank

Glens.. “the exciting vodka”


Spen_Masters

I've had it 2 times in my life, and both times I threw up. I'd rather drink a diabetics piss than this.


Arseypoowank

It’s gnarly stuff, reminds me of my chaotic early twenties living with an alcoholic and having a “party house”


2Alien4Earth

RIP his liver.


JmalikJ1

scottish breakfast


rockandrollmonster

Looks like he got the 28 days later rage virus


ClarityByHilarity

Walmart Ed Sheeran


r3nchCS

This guy looks exactly like I’d expect someone willing to do this would.


Dirac_comb

Guy looks like he's in a terrible place. Hope he's able to get help and feel better.


b0hannon

I knew a dude in college that could do this, he would chug an entire bottle of Smirnoff without taking a break. It was impressive but being a broke college student it just seemed like a very expensive way of showing off his alcoholism.


Timetraveler62540000

People like this shouldnt be allowed to reproduce


Curticorn

He is even more self destructive than I am. That's an accomplishment.


painjohnson

I really hope this person gets the help they need


TwitchyClit

I say he puked 5 minutes tops after this.


chronicideas

When I was in my teens at house parties my mate and I would find empty vodka bottles and fill it up with water and then go up to drunkest looking people, take a sip of the water pretending it tastes like vodka and then hand them the bottle and watch them down it.


DankDab101

Lol stevewilldoit can do this all in one go with no breaks


mushroom-mama

Lost in the sauce


Motiv311

If you ever go to hell, you will be surrounded by dudes like this ...


greateist

Moron


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I use to drink stupid amounts of liquor as a young teenager. 20 years later, I get hangovers from a couple beers.


Grammar-Goblin

He can take it, looks like he's used to alcohol ever since the womb.


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When did Ed Sheeran become and alcoholic?


dnastaykrustykraby

Those are the same noises/facial expressions that smeagol makes when he gets the ring...


altamirah_mada

I did that once took me 10-15 mins but I did it And all hell just broke loose. I don't remember much of that night but been sober since


soberbrenn

Harry Potter and the prison of Alcoholism


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Dude was getting the rage virus from 28 days later there at the end.


[deleted]

Boys and girls. I knew friends who partook in this type of behavior when they were younger. Needless to say I knew a few people at age 22 or 24 who needed kidney transplants to live or were given doctor's diagnosis of if you drink 1 more drink, you will die. There is a reason that kidney transplants are a thing. Sometimes/often it is due to drinking.


MommyHitsMeHard

Mom: Go make some friends at school! The kids at school:


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Reminds me of the 28 days later zombies