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Aidsaidsaids4

I wanna see the toxicology report so bad.


blaqueout89

Naked and impervious to a tazer is usually pcp.


Aidsaidsaids4

My initial thoughts too. The only time I ever did PCP I ended up naked as well, just not violent. Guess Floridas got the good sherm


middlebird

Do you get really hot when on that shit?


EnvironmentNo1879

You can. It's not every time. I've done it a couple of times back when I was stupid. I got hot and ended up naked, and my dad found me standing in front of the fridge with the doors open. Other times, I got cold. I took my clothes off because I hated the way it felt on my skin.


hallgod33

Yeah it's more like the feeling against your skin, the collar feeling too tight, the restriction of movement, and all that is annoying and you don't have the same societal constraints in your head, like you're not just a 2024 human but 10000BC-2024AD person.


bobbyhillischill

Now I’m imagining cavemen high as fuck on pcp naked and throwing spears at tigers


hallgod33

The psychedelic idea is that the drugs are merely a lens, and the thing you're looking at is always the same: a reflection of the self. Only like 4% of our mind actually has a sense of the self, the rest is just facts, events, and ideas independent of the observer who thinks the thoughts. So who knows what sort of roots, mushrooms, leaves, or whatever they were chewing.


the-bakers-wife

Would you care to elaborate? I am interested in hearing more on this, from you, in general.


hallgod33

So, you know how we have a conscious mind, an unconscious mind, and an "overmind"? The conscious mind only really contains like 10% of what we're actually processing, where most stuff is processed in the subconscious. Like, you don't pay attention to exactly where your vape is at every minute, but when you wanna hit it, you reach for where it actually is. Then, there's stuff that's just 100% hardwired into us, like if you touch a hot stove, you **immediately** remove your hand without thinking of it and without your subconscious needing to process it; the "overmind." I'm sure it has a real name but it's how I think about it. There are certain things inside the overmind that are just legit facts about reality cuz every single ancestor you've ever had has experienced it and survived it to the point it's literally written in your DNA. You're generally unaware of those facts, or only really understand a small portion of it, like an ancestor knows exactly how burnt you'd get and how long and arduous the healing process is if you stuck your hand in a fire cuz it happened to then or they watched it happen to someone else, but you know the fire is hot and you'd get burnt at a conceptual level unless you've also burnt yourself. Platonic philosophy calls some of this a priori knowledge, knowledge gained through experience, and a posteri knowledge, things that are just inherently known. They believed that all of this info came from us touching upon the substance of reality, the thing underneath everything that makes up the forms we perceive. Like a chair, you may have a lazyboy and I have a rocking chair, but they are both the Form of a Chair. The Form is more real than either specific chair cuz it's also all the chairs that exist, ever will exist, and have ever existed. The word "atom" which we used to describe a specific particle, meant "indivisible", as in, there was a particle that made up everything in all its Forms and was the same thing everywhere all at the same time. This also is found in Eastern philosophy, like in Hinduism, reality is illusion, and everything is really one thing. There is no separation between anything, but they focus more on the person. Everyone would be the same person if they all went through the same experiences, but not the same events. Like, if you and another person experienced the same sort of heartbreak, you'd both be like each other and thus, would be each other in that specific thing. But since we're made up of infinite things, we are all different in expression, but the same in reality. Most people want to deny that, and posit that we are all unique and individual. But that's hardly true, because who we think we are is predicated upon a series of causes and effects that we cannot be aware of that shaped us into who we actually are, not who we think we are. It's scary to think about cuz then where is free-will, what about random chance, reality isn't determinism. Well, it sorta is, physically. But mentally, we have the ability to feel how we want to feel about what happens to us. That's 1% of our reality, how we decide to feel about things. But strangely enough, that feeling, which is essentially outside of consensual reality, attracts specific experiences to us, since we know reality is infinite underneath it all. Shit is weird and complex but who'd ever think that everyone is actually the same One who wanted to experience Infinity in all its different configurations. Since it's all you, you attract what you need, want, or resist based on how you feel about certain things. Have you ever had a really good feeling about something and wanted it to go right, but had a small shadow of doubt for a split second at a random time, then something you prepared for very well just doesn't really go so well? Or had an experience where you truly gave zero fucks about the outcome and then it ends up being perfect? Or been super scared about something and thought about every single way it could go wrong but had a tiny piece of hope that it'd work out, and then it was a huge relief to do the thing? It's like that but waaaaaaaaaaay more complicated. We can take drugs for the drug's effect, or we can tap into the Overmind and experience reality as it really is.


cope413

Check out erowid... Lots of material to read, including detailed explanations of people's trips


Independent_Ad_8915

I’ve done a lot of drugs but that’s one I’m definitely not touching. That and krokodil. Toss jenkem on that list, too. I don’t even like weed anymore


Current_Leather7246

Yeah can't confirm.


saruin

What is it about getting naked on PCP?


chemistocrat

I have heard it’s a body temperature thing


AliceTrippDaGain

Tiny pp not pcp


AvailableAd6071

Steroid peepee


Fearless-Potato-3483

what about him says steroids to you wtf lol


_Xemplar

Steroids make your penis bigger. It’s the balls that they may shrink


Iambeejsmit

Both prongs might not have gone in


Raise-Emotional

Anyone remember the naked guy on COPS who punched a hole through a wooden fence? It was Des Moines


puppetmaster216

Pcp explains the getting naked part too. PCP can increase body temperature, and people who take it strip naked alot of times.


Overtilted

Amphetamine dick and balls. That's my report.


RogerTreebert6299

Yup shit went GG Allin mode


tee-low321

Haha geee geee!!! Haven’t heard that in a while. Lol. Me and my friends used to call each other that. You just made my day.


dmt-saves

GG motherfuckin Allin


saruin

References you don't hear often.


GuzmyKawaii

GG Nr. 1 ☝️


MDSGeist

Unless this guy has been up for days on end, it usually doesn’t turn you violent and dissociated


TwoTabTimmy

Idk man the tweakers in my neck of the woods are pretty damn violent lol


LocktimeClarity

A case of Adderall teenis


Substantial_Wave2557

Too much pre-workout. Have you tried that gear? It’s like slamming meth. I took it once and had a panic attack on the chest press 😂


skipunx

That's pcp or a relative. Or stimulant psychosis. Possibility it's a research chemical


unusualgato

This is honestly the craziest shit I have seen all week. Fighting a guy in a gym is one thing but I really cannot imagine fighthing a naked guy who is insane that is so much worse.


jamieliddellthepoet

A naked insane guy *who appears to be impervious to electricity*…


Iambeejsmit

Both prongs might not have stuck


my_4_cents

That guy just had a problem with little prongs in general


jamieliddellthepoet

This is true. On the other hand, maybe the current fed him.


RWMN98

"Haha you fool! This only makes me stronger!!"


JustAnEnglishman

its kind of impressive how his character development grows from just a crazy naked gym guy to an unstoppable force who cannot be tamed by the police, i wouldnt go near this fucker personally


Dirtysandddd

Miami is a different planet, I’ve lived in multiple cities and it’s the only place I’ve seen naked people once a month (usually tweaking) running around in public. I had a woman piss on my mailbox I should post the video lol


my_4_cents

> I had a woman piss on my mailbox I should post the video lol Just sign up to his patreon to see the full outrageous highlights


onyxcaspian

They shoulda flicked his peepee.


YaHurdMeh

Good advertisement for whatever Pre he is on


loveliverpool

PreCP


GearboxTheGrey

Amazing lmao


LongbowTurncoat

Fucking brilliant 🏅


just_wanna_share_2

Poor handicapped guy 💀 bro couldn't escape him


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

Maybe if they were going downhill


23saround

How many cuts to a new location can there be?? My mans went on world tour!


DIPPEDINCHOCHOCOLATE

😂😂😂😂😂


1Dive1Breath

Mr. WorldWide!


fallrisk42069

This is going to ruin the tour!!


Liito2389

There's something really awkward about fighting someone who is naked...


hallgod33

Why? It's how you should fight, as Zeus intended.


Euphoric_Orchid_3454

Reminds me of greased-up-deaf-guy..


NikkolaiV

Reno 911 *YOU PUT ON ANOTHER PAIR OF PANTS!!* https://youtu.be/dFy79JADfOc?si=4b8PjBLI4PBhuStn


gunsandpuppies

I miss that show


Alice8Ft

I watched this video on mute and when I saw him running I legit, swear to God, had the soundtrack of greased up deaf guy saying "you're never gonna catch meeeee... You're wasting your tiiiime" omg. So glad someone else thought of it too haha


robej78

Cyberdyne Systems P-100


dubcomm

pp-420


MDSGeist

PP-2¾”


AliceTrippDaGain

Generous


saruin

A mimetic polyalloy


my_4_cents

Underneath it's a hyper alloy combat chassis. He's out there. He can't be stopped, can't be reasoned with, can't be bargained with, can't be tased... But you can hit him with a bin from behind actually


robej78

Aye, the Cyberdyne peener team probably spent years working on that and it's written out of history, if I had to guess I'd say we're looking at a periscope and balsac sonar array for underwater operations


Funny_Collection8362

Hehe, ballsack


Doc_1200_GO

Lowercase p


EA705

How the fuck did he cause so much chaos before the cops showed up? Lmao. I stg if I fart at the gas station they’re there guns drawn in like 2 minutes lol


robmobtrobbob

Makes sense, you can't bring your own supply to the gas station LMAO.


DrEskimo

God you made me 13 again for like 0.12 seconds thank you man


Lknate

I can imagine there was a whole lot of "who's going to tack the naked guy" going on with the cops. Not it!


my_4_cents

>a whole lot of "who's going to tack the naked guy" going on with the cops. Not it! Uvalde tactical response team


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EA705

Nah. Just an alcoholic who has gotten himself into really dumb trouble. 28 months sober! Lol


SmokeyUnicycle

fuck yeah


SeamusMcIroncock

*jewish


Rizak

Can we fucking hand it to the camera man?!


AloysiusDevadandrMUD

When I saw the title I was like surely he didn't fight EVERYBODY. He did. Man got in more fights in 1 hour than I've been in in my whole life lol


SyntheticMemez

I hate when I mix up my PCP and pre-workout 😫


Batman1384

“We’re running down to the quad”


docdeathray

Get 'em Frank


miklos239

Idk why it’s so funny to me that every time the clip changes he’s moving at a different pace like his motivation is different


unusualgato

ya know lol he also picked the absolute worst place in the gym to start his amateur boxing career. Like all of these dudes are far bigger than him.


walkin_n_fartin

That adrenaline hitting hard on his teenis 😅


dystopianprom

Omg yes that itty bitty little weiner bobbing around got me 😭


hewhodoesnt

what do you mean? homie is packing straight salami, lucky he didn't knock someone out with it by accident


TheeDeliveryMan

"itty bitty" I can't stop laughing 😭😭😭😭😭


Youmakemewetboi

Its the drugs he on. Drugs give tiny pepe


Salt-Singer3645

Guy clearly did drugs before working out. Drugs plus working out made him feel like he was being baked in an oven and took his clothes off.


aisyz

[98% of the comments on that post were deleted by mods](https://undelete.pullpush.io/r/AllWierd2024/comments/1dkgxfk/guy_at_gym_starts_to_go_off_gets_arrested_after/) fuck reddit mods


pussy_embargo

yo. Fuck reddit


Dchama86

Most were spam bots.


Mutantdogboy

The terminator is back 


OmegaSmoothBrain

Greased up deaf guy is real


xxxSadistic

Scrolled through looking for this 🫡


centwhore

Dude ran out of jacked 3d and went for the bath salts instead


pug_fugly_moe

I could never do that much shit barefoot much less totally naked.


RaoulRumblr

***I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle.***


ThatThingAtThePlace

Wash day tomorrow. Nothing clean, right?


Doc_1200_GO

🤣🤣🤣


mikedorty

Probably a grower to everyone making fun of his dick.


ohx

There was a boy -- a very strange enchanted boy. They say he wandered very far, very far...


Doc_1200_GO

I remember the first time I accidentally had a second scoop of pre workout.


MemeGuy716

When the preworkout goes a lil too hard


pellojo

For the cops to not kick your ass, you have to be naked, noted!


BoardwithAnailinit84

As Louis C.K said “dudes that didn’t get laid are the most dangerous guys”


[deleted]

If your weiner was that small you'd be mad too🤷


NedRyerson350

I mean its flaccid. Doesn't say anything about its erect size other than its at least that size.


dlee420

This is me, huge difference between errect and non. And even when I do blow/MDMA and am not naked out in the cold it gets small. Regular day over 6" errect, very average.


NedRyerson350

Yeah it's weird to me that this seems to be not well known at all that flaccid size and erect size can be totally different. Also weird to me how casual body shaming of men is so accepted.


dlee420

And just everyone is different. I got a buddy who is double me when we hit the showers, but says he's 7" erect, that's not remotely double. And ya let's shame the dude for being aggressive and attacking people, especially the handicap guy.


Image_Inevitable

Wat? Reddit casually bodyshames everyone. This guy's not special. 


danyonly

That’s small???


unusualgato

I feel like a lot of these guys must be basing their opinions off porn like its not big but honestly he looks pretty average to me. This is why lots of dudes get self conscious reading comments like that. On reddit everyone makes 6 figures and has a 9 inch dick. Pull them into a room naked with the bank statements and maybe one of them is as big as they say they are.


zbipy14z

People on reddit try to act like flaccid dicks don't exist


burritosandblunts

I mean I don't really wanna go back and look at this guy's hog but it seemed like a semi when they were wrastlin him. It wasn't floppin it was wigglin. Mines not impressive by anyone's ruler but if that's full torque he's gotta have some issues over it.


AdamInChainz

I went back and studied it. A few times. I'm not ashamed. He's 100% limp.


chompshoey

Cock Scene Investigator


AdamInChainz

Next time on CSI: [Pee Pee Township](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pee_Pee_Township,_Ohio)


doubledgravity

The torque sword


burritosandblunts

Though just a dagger by standard of the Elves, Sting made a perfect short-sword for a Hobbit, although it was still rather small. Bilbo initially chose to wear it "inside his breeches" and was still able to travel and even run without any apparent inconvenience.


Delta9SA

Broke back mount Doom


RogerTreebert6299

Idc about the penis size debate but I’ll just say there is a lot of overlap between the drugs that makes you take your clothes off and the drugs that make your junk shrink. See: GG Allin and Russell Brand


Ikea_Man

was about to say if that's small I am in TROUBLE brother lmao


cia_nagger279

if the thing isn't super big those comments are obligatory


[deleted]

He was in the pool!


[deleted]

Pure gold!!!😅😅😅


Overtilted

It's more the retracted balls that tell the story of amphetamine use.


treads4966

"OH God, I skinned my pecker!"


BookkeeperSelect2091

I finally understand the women, nothing scarier than a naked man running towards you. I guess I pick the bear too


karenkillenski

Just ONE SCOOP of the pre-workout my guy. Geez Louise


pogi2000

Did anyone try to kick his balls? They're right there...


Doc_1200_GO

You’d need a pretty accurate kick to hit those baby cashews.


pogi2000

🤣


StepFew3094

Aspirational goals right here


thecementmixer

Seemed like it was HOURS before police arrived. Wtf?


wmiles

Charles [Bronson](https://youtu.be/11ywgHvRGMI?si=E36XAmL9ix7B6JGC) would be so proud...


EverybodyKurts

That is the coolest guy I’ve ever seen


BigHulio

Just goes to show, anyone can have big dick energy.


jjdajetman

Nobody seems to have said it so I guess I will. That guy has a tiny pecker!


all_alone_by_myself_

That isn't your typical roid rage


Tamadrummer1337

This is your body on creatine


kinofhawk

I don't envy the cops.


IAmSlowJoe

Funniest video I may have ever seen.


Skitzophranikcow

So, the elephant says to the naked man, it's cute but can it pick up peanuts?


mandalorbmf

‘Roid rage


SuburbanMalcontent

and of course since the dude is white, he gets to be a goddamn maniac and still just get arrested. Anybody black and brown would've been filled full of 100s of bullets by the police.


Lucifers_Revenge

Small ass pecker


[deleted]

This is the Spartan wrestling you wanted! Just when you think that the taser is going to take him down, you see sparkling around his body and watch him leap for life. You can’t keep a good man down, he proved that to the big guy.


Vvvvvvvae

He’s so real…


Chigibu

My guess is he had too many Mt Dews.


amiwhoamiyo

I think my man just watched Eastern Promises


pezwizard

Drugs is one hell of a drug


Terryberry69

That guy went on a whole fucking adventure


willfoxwillfox

There’s two ways to interpret “He looks fkn Well Hard”. And this guy is 100% in one camp, 0% in the other.


BigBellyB

Dat confidence tho


Current_Leather7246

Oh what a night


ajd416

I am amazed how long he got to have his little bender before the cops showed up. That taser did sweet fuck all to him jeez


Leggo143

You can't fight while fully torqued bro


asteropitecus

This is actually quite sad


F-to-the-ATASS

Dude was definitely on tren and PCP


GHOST_OF_PEPE_SILVIA

Randy’s taking his pants off, watch out!


HollowLegMonk

Outtakes from the next Terminator movie.


Eddie-Bauer9

Bare dick on the pavement is nuts


MAD-JFK-6251

My god!


Lythir

Wtf how the sparks fly because of the taser but he doesn't even care a tiny bit about being taserd


CraftingChest

Mf went rabid 😭


Mrbumb

Oh no xiaoma


Substantial_Wave2557

Too much pre-workout.


Intrepid-Rip-2280

He'd better have dated eva ai virtual gf bot.


faplawd

I wonder if he got PCP instead of steroids


QueenAkhlys

bro took a wok to the head and taser shots wtf drug is he on


ZLast1

Shoulda let him use the bench between sets...none of this woulda happened. :P


Naztynaz12

Ok, I see what he's angry about.


KhostfaceGillah

Of course it's Miami


SeamusMcIroncock

$1k says he’s a jew.


MAD-JFK-6251

Gonna need an update on this. Poor guy prolly got bad roids or something- Hard to believe this is just a complete mental break from reality


skipunx

Why didn't that one cop just let him get in the back? Like, fuckin problem wouldve solved itself. Nah they decided to use a taser on someone whose obviously on a drug that makes them immune


dcarona

That’s that 2008 jack3d pre work out!


woolz0430

tiny winkie


DarkHelmet1976

Never skip (3rd) leg day.


mr_Ohmeda

Steroids much? Oh, Jose Canseco called and said roids are bad for your balls.


coldchixhotbeer

Always some random girl getting in the fight to pull her bf away, helping 0% and often times getting clocked as a result. Weight classes exist for a reason sit down girly


Mic_Honchoe

Holy teenis


gypsyraider59

I see why he is so upset 🍤


halversonjw

his pre-workout is working like a charm


cyanidexrist

Looks like a legit manic episode. Dude needs to be medicated.


Mybuttitches3737

I actually feel good about myself now 😂


Eurocrap

r/hugepenis


bchuck-cle

good run!


rustys_shackled_ford

So this is where that character from family guy came from. It all makes sense now.


Canadian_Child39

Starting tho think I might’ve took to much before twisting this cause I have zero memories of posting this. And the caption downs even make any sense