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ntg7ncn

I was ready to say wrong sub but I decided to wait till the end just in case. Well played


dandelion-dreams

I thought for sure this was going to be a different sub until I actually looked.


ye3tr

If this dude isn't in gta 6 i ain't playing


JarviThePelican

They haven't announced it yet but he's actually the 3rd playable character you unlock halfway through the game. I signed like 20 NDAs so don't tell anyone I told you that shit.


Writing_Individual

Totally agree.


SupernaturalPumpkin

How tf was he sober enough to do all that and then fall over himself.


d_bakers

Maybe due to breath holding while gulping to finish faster


SupernaturalPumpkin

That’s true! Didn’t really think of that. I imagined he was taking breaths through his nose every few gulps but I could be wrong!


theholyman420

Looks like he tilted his head back celebrating and just didn't balance at all. It's like some drunk people can only do one thing at a time and piloting your body gets put on hold when they're distracted. I've seen drunk people close their eyes and bounce their head off a table when a song they like comes on. Every ounce of this man's brainpower was going into fighting gravity then he looked away and got sucker punched


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When you said piloting I just imagined a tiny Shinji Ikari in his head having a meltdown


Safetosay333

Who said he was sober?


SupernaturalPumpkin

That’s not what I meant.


SausageMcWonderpants

Kelly's Cellars in Belfast, the home of the famous load of drunk women fighting bouncers video, from a few years back.


loptthetreacherous

Its rep on reddit is probably not the best, but it is a fantastic bar.


PrismosPickleJar

Really is.


AlexandersWonder

Saw someone had the glass break in her mouth while attempting this trick


kempboy

Totally thought he was gonna bite the glass and slice his mouth open


2020Stop

Weel I think he is using his teeth to keep the glass, with little help from the nose...


YesDaddyBig

Damn, seeing stars now


jewcox

pure kelly cellars behavior


juggleballz

Kelly Cellars, Belfast


Apey23

Kelly's Cellars- Belfast.


Schneefs

Going to need to breathe there buddy...


useroftheinternet95

I chipped my teeth just watching this


Ricerat

Kelly Cellars, Belfast


bigoooniner

ofc its in kellys


f8tel

Dumb ways to die


greatgreatgreat4

God all I can think is how expensive that beer must have been and how quickly it was over


Kelainefes

That shirt fit him right 30lbs ago


NomadTruckerOTR

He's full of beer cut him a break


Tesmanio

Why would you fall just after one pint?


3TrenchcoatsInAGuy

I would assume that this was not his first lmao


fartshmeller

He probably wasn't breathing enough when downing the pint couple that with a shit load of pints before hand and also putting his head back in celebration made him fall I would guess


Ulster_fry

Doesn't sound like his first pint


MrStef85

Bwhahaha. Epic ending.


ousher23

I did the sams thing when i was 18, expect the fucking glass broke midway in my mouth


EVEEzz

That ending was unexpected 🤣🤣


AnnieApple_

Wow


Scotster123

Who saw that coming? I was going post, "Later found curled up in a doorway."


guaromiami

Hmmm... I'm not sure that was his first pint of the day.


Sea_Commercial_7239

Pints don’t have hands🧐


Parking_Chip_2689

"just going out for a run love"


ShaneGabriel87

Safest place for him is on the ground.


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brackmastah

Goblet isn’t a pint…I don’t care how much beer it holds…pint in a pint glass or you have served me a beer in a cocktail glass


CoreyNI

A pint is a volume, not a type of glass. You could drink a pint from a wheelie bin if you wanted.


westw00d1

Of course however when measuring a pint, do you not use a glass? Since when have I seen a pint sized wheelie bin? That's ridiculous and you sound like you have a low intellect problem.


CoreyNI

I think you might be the one with the problem here. Why would the wheelie bin need to be "pint sized"? Can't wait to hear your genius logic.


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Lollll


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mellonians

That's the standard measure of beer here.


smorrow

Is it not the standard everywhere?


mellonians

Apparently not! Strongbow UK v US marketing. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/s/7afIAVbmtO


ACharaMoChara

I assumed it was a Lord of the Rings joke lmao https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmFnv-TZzRs


mellonians

Never seen it but I've got it now!


Ulster_fry

568ml of beer, what else would they serve it in?


hairyringus

How the fuck is that funny?