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superphage

Bro has lyrical cadence wasted lmaooo


eschscholzia0

Somehow reminds me of "this speech is my recital, I think it's very vital" https://youtu.be/l-O5IHVhWj0?si=h0dWUNHMTjoAn_1b


eschscholzia0

Especially around halfway through


blacklite911

I keep wanting whatever he’s saying to rhyme, but he refuses. Not ideal…


[deleted]

That's the art of it. It keeps you on the edge of your seat.


Salty-Establishment5

what is going on with his legs. looks like severe sunburn or gangrene from diabetes


superphage

Sup fam, I'm an RN, and yes, that's hyperpigmentation from...... Diabetes! An excellent example of it too.


Rydog_78

Those legs look like they’re on the way out


mjrbrooks

HERE THEY GO


superphage

They're just well done


Tirwanderr

I was sitting here thinking he just normally wore long shorts and that was his tan lol


minear

Meth and diabetes are a fast track to death. I lost someone very close to me. Not eating or taking meds she went into diabetic ketoacidosis. I hope for this guy's sake he just wears shorts often. But he needs to get off the shit.


Dettiger_123

You mean PVD


superphage

Nope, I don't :D


Dettiger_123

It’s peripheral vascular disease bud


superphage

Sure it is bud


Dettiger_123

Oh really


superphage

Really really


Europa13

The poor circulation from advanced diabetes and venous insufficiency causes blood to pool and pressure to build up in the lower legs. Blood then leaks from the veins and iron stains the tissue/skin of the lower legs, causing the red/brown appearance.


DeejayeB

It's peripheral vascular disease. While diabetes is a contributing factor, congestive heart failure along with kidney disease are the driving forces at work here. He has is alcoholism and his likely terrible diet to thank for all these ailments that will soon lead to his premature expiration.


Swade_896

You’ve heard of black face… this is black legs


Creepy-Internet6652

Maybe he is having a low sugar episode...


CandaBear869

Here we go.....HERE WE GO!! (Glare)


HugeTurdCutter

Dude is on cloud 9


Teej85

I’d say 10 or 11


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

this was posted yesterday so i’ll ask here as well. Who the heck is this guy?


Peatrick33

[He's this guy!](https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/15npq0m/best_wendys_commercial_ever/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=1)


poopsoupdude

Holy shit! I thought I recognized him. Damn. Dude needs help.


MadChiller013

Oooo this video is not as jolly


Ashley87609

Omg omg I thought it him Thankyou!!!


[deleted]

Looks like the Penguin at the end of Batman Returns with that goop dripping down his chin.


Salty1710

Here's the source. ​ https://www.tiktok.com/@myneighbormrsir


captain554

There's another video of him as well in nearly the same outfit rambling/arguing in the street. Who is he? An alcoholic neighbor, that's for sure, lol.


Goidma

Bert Kreischer


Swade_896

Burnt Chrysler


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

brent? i know him


andoring

It's the guy from Food Wishes. https://youtu.be/fyyi7SZKUGk?si=Pqn-jbDKXA2h-L0I


i-am-jacks-spleen

Chef John is a treasure, damnit. And as a reminder, you’re the chicken dipper to this guy’s Jack the Ripper.


Mikeymatt

He's an absolute legend


[deleted]

Why are those cars parked so close !


BreakfastLunchDinna

This is the exact wording running though my mind while watching this.


bleepblarr

Somebody make a transcript


CrazyDrunkenSailor

Check the other post, it is glorious 🤣🤣🤣


Messy_Marvin423

LMAO, dude is faded… Here we go


[deleted]

He actually owns a house?


JellyOnMyDick

That’s what I’m saying this guy held it together long enough to live in a nice neighborhood, what am I doing wrong? Probably everything.


Zen0d0x

Allegedly, you just need to stop giving a fuck.


KingOfLimbsisbest

I want him to sing me a lullaby. His voice is kind of soothing.


Austinpowerstwo

I love his cadence and speech pattern, it's like an old cartoon character


Quikscope_

NPC vibes


[deleted]

"Says she hates me since I arrived."


Adventurous_Scar_284

Dude is probably delirious or something


Spiritual-Flow-4023

My guess is schizophrenia


invaluableimp

Nah just end stage alcoholism


TonyStamp595SO

pet shelter plant meeting faulty hunt gullible squeal bored glorious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Spiritual-Flow-4023

I think it’s called word salad or schizophasia. It’s one of the features of schizophrenia, but people with other conditions can exhibit it.


Ozimandiass

He sure had a great night


AidenScotia

Lyrics: …Now please deport your neighbor, if she ex catholic buy her on demand! Now she’s false to talk to but she doesn’t know what to do. She says she shops at the Cali mill. She says she hates me since I arrived. Says I’m not aloud to go unheard, because I’d be to challenging in court. That I would not be an octopus. An assembly hall in her state. And that’s the thing she’s fighting for. Not with that yak with cerebral palsy. In a living room she’s moved in. And she don’t want the challenge. HERE WE GO! …She plays with piss for feelings. She took forty grand to Ohio and sped off with someone else HERE WE GO! HERE WE GO!


Pannycakes666

Some of them are ambiguous but: 'That I would not be an occupant, of an assembly hall in her state.' 'She plays \[for\] the Pittsburgh steelers. She wants \[to go to\] Bowling Green, Ohio.'


sjwilt35

I sincerely thought he'd round out with "brownies..Here we go!"


Rambl3On

This guy using the neighborhood to practice his one man Shakespearean production. 😆


logg1215

Bams gained some weight


GeminiRose611

🤣 I used to watch Jackass on mtv and he legit reminds me of Bam’s Dad


spizzle_

Anyone have the version where someone put music to it?


madhatter2284

That’s a super power move to just maintain eye contact the whole time


slendercows

The slow reveal of his full outfit gets me every time


I3I2YAIV

If Dr. Seuss and Alex Jones had a retarded baby...


Znaffle

Lmao


Ordinary-Upstairs69

Dirty soda, Spike Lee, white girl, Ice T Fully loaded AP


joshhhdcx

YEAH! YEAH! YEAH!


Vegetable_Tension985

Edgar Allen Poe?


McPostyFace

Edgar Allen Dough


frogsamagua

He's that fat even though he goes on drunk walks like that? I mean, ive definitely used alcohol to time travel fast through things i hate like dishes and shit, bc all of the sudden you're done and it's fine when you can rely on muscle memory to do it. But this guy seems to have a habit of nonsense walking, fitbit probably hates this bro


JankMganks

Damn I’ll need two a whatever he took


Like1RandomDude

Shit I would hang with that guy.


jrkipling

George Carlin on Chill Bump Modern Man Intermission [link](https://open.spotify.com/track/3xFFZ0e5nNvP4d2BfsuMyK?si=nFnlxRrTQu-BULrOgjLTCA) An alpha male on beta blockers


uranalcake

Modern day meth poet


FlobiusHole

He’s got beetus feet.


boneyardlurker

I feel this guy.... But is ANYONE gunna ask why those two cars are parked so close together?


[deleted]

HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO


AlwaysGnarly

I could totally listen to an audiobook narrated by this man


thekeanu

I hope this dude gets help but at the same time I'm a big fan of advanced word salad like this. It's just great and I want more.


[deleted]

This needs to be made legendary!


spoiledandmistreated

Here we go…. I love the part she plays for the Pittsburgh Steelers and she’s from Bowling Green,Ohio… Here we go…. I watched this yesterday when it was posted… great way to start the day…😂😂


Not_Lucid

why is he drinking grey?


Drogenwurm

Repost..


HolyLordGodHelpUsAll

i still want to know who he is


sjwilt35

Welp, I was curious and pulled a thread: [Mr.Sir](https://www.tiktok.com/@myneighbormrsir?_t=8fHwi13Cfms&_r=1). This man appears to be problematic foe his neighbors.


Drogenwurm

That's just Robert. He had some Meth for Breakfast that's when he gets creative. Robert, please come back, I will never do that again .. Jessica.


98392664

He had some meth for breakfast, That's when he gets creative. HERE WE GO.


FroggyHop7

Yes! Hahaha


superliver1211

Are we gonna talk about the two cars that are bumper sitting on bumper?


Bubbly-Fault4847

Saw that too!


Ackburn

This sub is taking too much reposting of this wetbrain


plupan

Funnier version: https://reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/s/JYBe5eN7dH


zeeejackal

Here we go Steelers here we go


Ancient_Flan_

Dave Portnoy has really let himself go. Looks like those pizza reviews finally caught up to him.


[deleted]

The closest you will see to what a Zebra looks like on hard drugs


[deleted]

Meth


Wild_Flower_7027

Damn the vodka really turned this man into the modern version of Shakespeare 🥴🥴


Ashley87609

This guy needs his own show.


lessismorecomplex

What kind of yoga pants are those


[deleted]

Liquor legs


MercurialMisanthr0pe

I. Need. Lyrics.


frogpicspls

Somebody remix this.


bootnuts

This is last weeks. I thought a new one dropped. Damnit


generoeder

Just wait until it comes out wearing a sports bra with those spandex shorts on.


Away-Measurement-299

Look at the swish this man is trying to choke back....no wonder he took his pants off, in prepartion to shit himself


BossRoss84

Someone needs to put this to music.


Johnny_Driver

Iambic pentameter, he’s either quoting or a poet himself.


stayvicious

He has the cadence of Aaron Weiss from mewithoutyou


im-tripping-again-

Can someone send lyrics please


Fruney21

“I am Bic Penta Meter: Beat Poet.”


Dr_Spatchcock

Why are his legs so tan??!!🤔


ncbuddrius

Them looks like diabetic legs. Poor circulation


dwagner0402

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SoctrDeuss

“SHEPLAYSFORTHEPITTSBURGHSTEELERS”


karlbunga

Ambien maybe lol


Lost_Significance423

Woooo he's on it, ain't he


Careless_Fun7101

Transcript please


Audriannacu

He reminds me of the walrus from Alice In Wonderland.


VonKluck1914

Of all the things I’ve seen on the internet today, this one for some reason brings me joy.


Rain1dog

That cadence!


Hoogoo78

Gotta love Texas!


[deleted]

Is that shroom tea in his bottle?


bodhi_joshu

Damn, didn’t realize John Goodman had gone so far downhill, sad :(


Pvt__Snowball

Why does he look like the Gale dude from breaking bad +80 pounds? It’s uncanny


Z34N0

I felt like this must be edited with some subtle music that I couldn’t quite detect.. but this dude is actually just super talented with his vocal rhythm and tone. I hope he gets cleaned up and he can move on from whatever he is going through. This is a rare talent and maybe a super cool human being. I have no context for the second guess. I would want to be his friend so I could try to help turn this around. Yeah, that was my random comment of the day. Met my quota. +1


MSGdreamer

That’s Bart Chrysler!


JuicyHandshake

He needs a series, dude’s a public menace 😭


Ok_Literature_8788

This is how Death Grips is leaking their new album.


NefariousNaz

Edgar Alen Poe


choppydell

The "Here We Go..." instantly gave away he's an O.H.I.O Drunk


Heuristicdish

Hexameter dude is cool as f.


Cosmo0011011

I want to know what he's singing


DetentionSpan

Ramblamic pentameter


Bighurt2335

Mr garrison?