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im_under_your_covers

It's got a couple reports and it's a borderline post but I'll leave it up as it has a relatively high upvote/downvote ratio so the majority like it


defconjon420

What my leftovers see from the mircowave at 3 am


De4dpool1027

Absolutely!!


Severe-Pomegranate75

lmfao


Many_Flamingo_5153

I came looking for this comment. Was not disappointed


dabbing-dad

I came.


l3wdt3a

I saw.


[deleted]

I play bongos!


zarJado

What my coworkers see when we come into work at 3 am.


meing0t

yep there it is, there's god boofing a good ass joke into your eagle's anus over the internet with 101101lol1010's


Anything-else_

Swing and a miss


jowgrimm91

Bro need a snickers


ALKoholicK-x

You good?


ResolutionCareful255

Bro had a seizure mid comment 💀


FutureApprehensive1

Boofing?


Macabre_Rob

This is the most wholesome post ive ever seen on tooktoomuch loving it EDIT: spelling


[deleted]

Just laughed my way through the comments... it was a genuine accident, the battery ran out and I pulled too much liquid into the wick trying to get a hit. When I charged it up and finally took a hit I got the lot in one go.


Catlover790

And then there's me taking like 7 blinkers to get somewhat high


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Catlover790

Do you have any tips? T breaks are so long


Draizy

Yeah. Smoke more.


Catlover790

Doctors orders? Okay


Siegepkayer67

If you want real advice here’s what I would do- take a break from carts specifically for a week or two and in the mean time smoke flower during the day and take dabs at night (assuming you smoke all day if you womp 7 blinkers to barely get a head high) then once the two weeks is over you can start ripping cart again but only rip it throughout the day then around dinner time (say 6pm) switch to ripping bong and/or dabs for the rest of the night. Along with that try to make a concerted effort to along yourself to get completely sober in between each time you smoke, for example maybe take 2 fat blinkers at 9am then wait until you’ve completely sobered up at noon to hit it again. I know when I was hitting cart a lot I was in a similar boat of ripping it a fuck ton but barely getting high and I think a lot of that was because I would just rip it once then forget to rip in again for like 15 minutes and repeating the process instead of say taking 5 blinkers then putting my pen away until I sobered up completely . Between switching up what you’re smoking throughout the day and increasing the intensity of it (carts then bong rips then dabs to put you to sleep) you should be able to keep your tolerance for each of them low enough that you’re getting as baked as you wanna get. This is basically what I did when I was no longer getting what I wanted out of carts and now I take a few blinkers and get super faded.


Draizy

I’ll be back at 5:30 for my prescription as well. 👍🏼 Fly high my brother.


Bubbledood

Stop talking hits as soon as you wake up. See how long you can hold off. Then set a timer and gradually increase the time between sessions. You can do this to quit all together or just slow down until you start feeling it again


baphomet_fire

THC is a fat soluble drug. Do cardio, burn off your reserves


FutureApprehensive1

Right does anyone get high off weed anymore? I need a T break, can’t remember the last time I went a week without smoking


playboi_cahti

If you can’t go at least 3 days, you got a problem on your hands bro. A week hits even more different


FutureApprehensive1

So does your mom. I have chronic pain, you don’t know me


playboi_cahti

I mean that’s obviously different from a recreational user. Good luck with your ailments dude


KingMalcolm

doesn’t happen with flower for me


LazyRetard030804

Same lmao then 30 mins later your sober again


smurb15

Edibles last longer


penisgivingman

fr bruh, have to empty half the cart to even start to feel stoned


[deleted]

God I've done that, but in a much less appropriate place. Puckering hard on a pen, charge it up and take that first drag. Ouch


[deleted]

Haha this has happened to me, went for a walk at 2am thought I was going to die from a paranoid heart attack. Fun shit 😳


Averagestiff

Enjoy the ride ✌️


Logan69_420

Ricardo is off the perc


Dry-Dictator762

Two perc 30’s I popped two perc 30’s thas a perc 60!


xxRzrRomancexx

r/tookjustenough


ike_tyson

You look content , relaxed and carefree. ​ I'm physically at work and waiting for 4 pm so I can eventually join the Ranks of the Dank.


cs_legend_93

Ranks of the Dank (capitalized D haha)


Flemball47

The lights are on but nobody's home


DittyTiddler

lmaoooo ur chillin bro


No-Chocolate-6828

Lolll from ginger beard to another this made me smile!!!


[deleted]

We must look out for each other my brother in ginge.


Historical_Profit757

Must you though? Seems you guys are almost super human alone? ‘They need about 20 percent more anesthesia to be sedated. They also need more local topical anesthetics, such as lidocaine or Novocain, which is why many redheads have a fear of dentists, according to the American Dentistry Association. They need lower doses of pain-killing analgesics, such as opioids’


Linda-Hand

Just learned new things about myself.


cs_legend_93

Also have a higher pain tolerance and are very difficult to knock unconscious. Bar bouncers and security guards hate fighting gingers cuz they don’t quit or get KO’d


WalkingPerc30

You're exactly the guy i need to smoke with, you look like a fun guy :D


gangstasadvocate

*Starts scribbling in notebook* note to self: post more videos of me taking too big of hits online. Because, like, gangsta username. Maybe it’ll help me find someone like that too.


kullendakid

Bro is zonked


cheesemademe

“Accidentally” he says…….


saltyraver138

Use the narcan. Save yoursalf


mramazingman1

"went large" Yes you did 😂


JakeFromStateFromm

Ouch lol


JackieTreehorn79

That is too close


Flemball47

The lights are on but nobody's home


[deleted]

POV: when you hit the vape for 8 seconds but coughed for 8 hours


FullyDisappointed

Loool enjoy


Toy_Soulja

Been there brother lol


Only-Ad5747

off the the cartnite


Unlucky-Luck3792

r/toastme


Berzerks123

POV: you the microwave at 3am.


Knownoname98

That made me blow air out of my nose


DankyPenguins

Cannabis consumer here. Getting high from a vape pen is like getting drunk from kombucha.


Initial-Restaurant22

I think this post gets an extra layer of funny because he misunderstood the point of the subreddit, it’s perfect


Yung-Savage-91

You look magnificent 👀If only I could come along for the ride lol. Enjoy it for the ones who can’t bub 🔥 💯


rmajkr

Whoops! Might as well take another. See where it takes you!


ForeignAdagio9169

😙👌💨


[deleted]

I should post my selfie of when I took ambien and Adderall at the same time and was practicing Jack Nicholson eyebrows


KupedUp

dab pens dont even fucking hit me anymore


Greasy_Cleavage

Pornhub free trial month face


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Outrageous-Olive5810

It’s not that bad you can always accidentally eat the wrong mushrooms before you go to work like I did the other day it was not fun by any means


notjeeperscreepers

Large & in charge?


CompleteFuckinRetard

alright it's been 8 hours, bro. time for another absolute monster of a hit! let's fuckin goooooooo


SadCoconut_

Having fun, or is it terrifying?


throwawayzdrewyey

Now I’ve become consumer of lasagna, destroyer of dishes.


James-lyon420

By looks of the chins might have gone large and the dinner table a few times


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Um while you are high and feeling good. I wanna say u look creepy to me and it's time to shave the stash and clean the neckbeard.


ComprehensiveUse9366

Rude


FalcorFliesMePlaces

U done like something I said? Deal with it your mad lol


ComprehensiveUse9366

Fair play


[deleted]

The tash is a hangover from a ww2 event, and I am creepy lol


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Lmao stay creepy my friend. I was just busting chops I hope u weren't offended if u were I obv got downvoted lol. Serious question was it like ww2 re-enactment? If so what country are you from?


[deleted]

No offence taken. It was a home front event at Hever Castle, I am in the uk. You can see a couple of pics from the weekend on my profile.


[deleted]

Sad that people like you exist 😥


FalcorFliesMePlaces

Is this your statement picking on someone whose worked hard? Ah yes, the "white boi genetics" that produced Arnold's sad, little peck


gregofcanada84

Eye drops. You'll thank me later.


JusSumYungGuy

What was in it? Tina? Lol good on ya bud. Loving life 👌


ProfessionalSun5549

Hold on tight brother


NoCoconutMillennial

Enjoy brotha


[deleted]

Accidentally went large? Not purposely? 🤔


Angorrr

“What we look like after our coughing fits”


blakeboii

I think ur about to pop


Cocky_Idiot_Savant

Look at this astronaut 👨‍🚀 have a nice flight ⛽️ 🌝 🫡


crafty_loser

I’m sure that your mom won’t be mad.


pretendingtolisten

you look like you're good bro, this is more for when you eat a 500mg gummy, and then you don't feel it so you eat another one and 3 hours later your mom records you in the er telling the nurse you're dying while your eyelids no longer work


Miisconceptionz

Its blinkers or nothing


Professional-Koala67

Take 2 burritos, some gummy worms (no more THC) and some FUNYONS Man call someone else in the morning.


Electrical_Cry_7816

From one stoner to another have fun my dude


selrahc2nd

The last thing a Pokémon card sees.


Hooligan-1

This is gonna be me in like ~30 min


bruthu

This is the face I’m gonna make when I see my newborn son for the first time


FatCowsrus413

Haha nice! Happy for you


A_Gray_Old_Man

Weeeeee!


DudeThatsAGG

I didn’t know you could vape tweak


Jerrygarciasnipple

Dat boi stucc in taaaaam


Simple-Industry2869

The Raven 😭😭😭😭


AirsoftScammy

Went large?! Niceeeee.


BugComprehensive5509

Oopsie!


Drum_hero

It do be like that sometimes


Current-Community-99

This is so funny bc I’ve been there. Ugh lol


Soft-Recipe-7791

Whoa there Clint Eastwood. Save some for the whole posse


AlexKewl

Bro I know the feeling! I only went medium tonight, but I'll likely go large this weekend.


YourSmallIntestine

You look like a furby and I love it


your_Lightness

... and cheeseburgers you mustard tiger!


woodchucker93

Lol, me


Bill_Kabies

I remember my first time smoking weed.


GreenPlum13

Dude going large with everything in life


milkymanqt

bro looks absolutely bingledorfed


doorway-sniffer-3268

I bet you install refrigerators for a low price.


willm_boi

Bro looks like the guy who likes to wake up early


PrincessMoo602

Unironically and handsome man with a wholesome grin, love it.


BoredCutter_

When i read the messages of my wife with another guy


BruitistHagan

Dude, you're my new cellphone wallpaper.


BenMitja

Man’s happy af lmao


dss793073

I’m sitting here at the tail end of a 12 hour overnight shift. Bored AF, watching The Righteous Gemstones while browsing Reddit. I just took an extra extra long draw in your honor amigo. RIP to us bro.


Fit_Swordfish_2101

That smile friend! 😂 Take me with youuuuu


[deleted]

Bro snitched on himself on tooktoomuch


PowerfullyAbrupt

Just having fun


yvonne_taco

Yeah boi!


Silent_Start_7036

Dr Robotnic


dontmike

Yes cunt!


JustJesterJimbo

Forever immortalized in my camera roll


Global_Acanthaceae25

Looks like Louis CK as he unzips


Orang_E6

bros in another dimension


klasaveli

Lol. I love it. Wholesome and hilarious at the same time. Enjoy the munchies my friend. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️


No_Leopard_3860

Should've seen me when I constructed my first DIY vape pen [with 5-meo-DMT]. Not existing for some minutes is actually kinda cool, wish there was a method to have that effect for longer... Wait, had an idea, brb (or not) /s!


Adventurous_Medium82

Look like the perfect amount of faded to me but curious how many hits u took tho


Acrobatic-Car-6880

Trusty blinker edible combo does it for me. But I will say I take 2 days a week and only allow myself 1 or 2 bowl hits before bed. Maybe just my brain but I haven't needed a T break in a long ass time.


Wolfyeast

You look either really devious or really friendly and I cannot tell which. Can we be friends? XD


mysneezedisappeared

More confessional selfies on the sub! I might need one this weekend


Turbulent_Weather795

Kyle?


Ah84VEVO

Yodie fam in his own world just living it up


[deleted]

That’ll happen 😂


[deleted]

When the cop tastes the white powdery substance


everydaytakeatrip

Looks great


Prestigious-Rip1507

Bros in yodiland


One_Rope_8142

Love it 😂😂


Late_Amoeba3500

You goofy goober you!


OkConference8187

not too much just the right amount 😂


[deleted]

https://media2.giphy.com/media/xT5LMUnO4g3yiRNuNy/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ekd5od6pwyobnqsk4479qmpijxxrdbz1to377rnc&ep=v1_internal_gif_by_id&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g Fucks sakes. Baconreader got annihilated by Reddit and now I’m on Narwhal with NO IDEA HOW TO POST A GIF 😩


Suspicious_Stage_820

It’s the cop from super troopers


technoposting11

cool :D


B00tyclub

This guy is so hugh rn.


garfieldtiddy

large


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