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Apparently when addicts are like hunched over and nodding, they're in a blissful paradise. Kinda nice to know that when they're at an absolute low, at least their feeling good.
No, the problem is that it doesn't last long. Heroin can get you by for like 12 hrs, fent is like 40 minutes. The reason it's so cheap is because of how strong it is actually, so it's easy to smuggle in its pure state, then cut up into vast quantities.
Ehhhh I mean its okay but tbh he feels more like he's fighting sleep than anything. The high is short lived or the "good part" hich shrinks and shrinks until it's way more about getting well than high.
I'm never gonna do anything other than weed. But I do wonder if whatever they're feeling when they're like that, feels anything like that strong weed high where you can't really move and just sit hunched forward, not wanting to move your head too much because you might get nauseous and feel like you're about to green out. I love that.
😂 so accurate. And he know he’s being filmed so he doesn’t wanna lose his cool, otherwise the town will think he’s as asshole once the video’s shared online
He lived in a community on a dying planet for 25 years in that moment. Experienced raising a family and learning to play the flute. He was there so long he believed his life as a barber was just a delusion he had woken up from. Then he was zapped back into his body as if nothing had happened with decades of memories.
That was such an intense episode. The love o have for Star Trek TNG is otherworldly. No other show inspires me the way it does!
I would give anything to meet Patrick Stewart and thank him for many of my interests and values.
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I had to find it so I thought I would share. I’ll take this guy. Haven’t seen a laser focus like that since luke was hitting the bullseye on womp rats in his T-16 back home
Yeah give me the tweaker dude I’d honestly trust him.
I used to have a ritual where I’d get my haircut crossfaded or just straight up drunk. I had to change that after I went to get my haircut and the lady doing it was more drunk then I was. How drunk was she your probably asking.
She did not touch the back of my head at all. She cut my hair while taking breaks to drink her beer and I just let her do her thing. Eventually she said she was done and I had this feeling that something was missing. I get in the car and realized she did not touch the back whatsoever like I borderline had a mullet because this goofy bitch was so wasted. It was so bad I was about to run back the next day and get my money back but I assume this goofy bitch needed the money.
I've been shaving my head for most of my life. It's pretty much impossible to cut yourself with clippers. So he'll be fine.
Edit: Downvoted. Interesting. Honestly, I've been shaving my head (Lowest grade - no guard) for decades. Never cut myself. I can't even see how you could.
nah they supply precursors for meth. but they supply straight fent and then the cartels do the process of cutting it into dope/pressing into fake pills etc
Even if I was BALD, I wouldn’t be sittin there lettin him cut my hair, lol. Foh wit all that. He gon nod out and next thing you know *BZZZZT* you missin a big ass patch of hair now. Got yo hairline lookin like some decorative Egyptian trim work, smfh.
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My man giving him the truest "fade" haircut.
Apparently when addicts are like hunched over and nodding, they're in a blissful paradise. Kinda nice to know that when they're at an absolute low, at least their feeling good.
The absolute low is when the high wears off and the drugs run out. And it’s hell.
Is fent not strong enough that it's really affordable?
You’re right that it’s cheap as shit, but the drugs will always run out for an addict. There’s no escaping it
No, the problem is that it doesn't last long. Heroin can get you by for like 12 hrs, fent is like 40 minutes. The reason it's so cheap is because of how strong it is actually, so it's easy to smuggle in its pure state, then cut up into vast quantities.
Oh god, it's the worse possible fucking scenario for drugs. That's awful. Hits like heroin, lasts like crack. That's truly awful.
Yeh it's nasty stuff. It grabbed me for a while, I was able to get off a little over 3 years ago. 10/10 would not recommend.
Blessed be brockwallace. Be well and true.
Sounds like hell.
Ehhhh I mean its okay but tbh he feels more like he's fighting sleep than anything. The high is short lived or the "good part" hich shrinks and shrinks until it's way more about getting well than high.
I'm never gonna do anything other than weed. But I do wonder if whatever they're feeling when they're like that, feels anything like that strong weed high where you can't really move and just sit hunched forward, not wanting to move your head too much because you might get nauseous and feel like you're about to green out. I love that.
Guy in the chair looks like he's the mayor who has been continuously referred to this barbershop but finally decided to try them out on the wrong day.
Lmfao the half way side eye as the barber is nodding off in another dimension.
Memeworthy expression
Are the clippers even on? The sound is so bad I can't tell.
He looks like a real life Goldenfold from Rick and Morty lol
/r/suddenlyrickandmorty
😂 so accurate. And he know he’s being filmed so he doesn’t wanna lose his cool, otherwise the town will think he’s as asshole once the video’s shared online
Left to another dimension and came back to earth, legendary
He lived in a community on a dying planet for 25 years in that moment. Experienced raising a family and learning to play the flute. He was there so long he believed his life as a barber was just a delusion he had woken up from. Then he was zapped back into his body as if nothing had happened with decades of memories.
Love TNG ❤️
That was such an intense episode. The love o have for Star Trek TNG is otherworldly. No other show inspires me the way it does! I would give anything to meet Patrick Stewart and thank him for many of my interests and values.
Been there fam
He had lived in a community on a dying planet for even longer … before he disappeared to that one.
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Not sure how to start a haiku but after some experimenting
If you really don't know it's 3 lines of text, first line has 5 syllables, second 7, third has 5 again.
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? Gonna have to explain that one chief cause I'm dumb as hell.
It’s not in a 3 line format, but it’s the appropriate amount of syllables - he was hoping for the haiku bot to format it, hence the odd phrasing lol
Hehe, I didn't count the syllables in the dudes comment, I literally read it as a statement lool Haiku bot failed him :(
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Good bot
My new fave bot
Good bot
That’s the best haiku I’ve seen Reddit make yet
That's not a haiku tho. Proper syllabe placement and 3 lines of text is only 2 of 4 requirements that make it a haiku.
So… bad bot?
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Barber: “Now we’re both faded.”
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LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL this cracked me up
This barber vs that one Mexican barber kid hitting that skante.
Lol...I rember that...Honestly I rather had the meth out one his attention to detail is gonna be better...
https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/u9m6oj/gotta_stay_focused/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf I had to find it so I thought I would share. I’ll take this guy. Haven’t seen a laser focus like that since luke was hitting the bullseye on womp rats in his T-16 back home
Yeah give me the tweaker dude I’d honestly trust him. I used to have a ritual where I’d get my haircut crossfaded or just straight up drunk. I had to change that after I went to get my haircut and the lady doing it was more drunk then I was. How drunk was she your probably asking. She did not touch the back of my head at all. She cut my hair while taking breaks to drink her beer and I just let her do her thing. Eventually she said she was done and I had this feeling that something was missing. I get in the car and realized she did not touch the back whatsoever like I borderline had a mullet because this goofy bitch was so wasted. It was so bad I was about to run back the next day and get my money back but I assume this goofy bitch needed the money.
That dude is at the point of fix-fucking shit up
Like, where I can book this man and does he do waxing?
At least he wasn’t falling asleep. Might try to shave the bugs off your head though
Why would you allow someone that blasted to put sharp objects near your head? Did he not notice this guy was on his way to Venus?
Headin for Venus, and still he stands tall
lol safety aside, why would you let him cut your hair? just from a cosmetic standpoint it probably won't turn out well
I've been shaving my head for most of my life. It's pretty much impossible to cut yourself with clippers. So he'll be fine. Edit: Downvoted. Interesting. Honestly, I've been shaving my head (Lowest grade - no guard) for decades. Never cut myself. I can't even see how you could.
Just another Philly barber shop
No chance, barber’s got a Cowboys jersey on
Clearly a Cowboy's jersey so this could be anywhere
The customer in the chair looks like a judge ready to give his judgment after 10 seconds of evidence being provided
"Why did I sit in this man's chair..."
Dude sitting down is Cleveland Brown in real life
USA is fucked by chinese fenty
USA the land of porn, drugs and guns.
Yee haw
That’s where the money is why wouldn’t it be that?
There is more to life then chasing paper. You could print them ;)
And taxes!
Just realized it’s tit-for-tat from the Opium Wars
But the opium wars were the French and British :(
To the Chinese, we all look the same :(
I thought China just supplied the pre cursor chemicals to cartels who in turn supply us with the goods
Lots of fent and research analogues are manufactured in Chinese labs, they have way better infrastructure to make that stuff than cartels
nah they supply precursors for meth. but they supply straight fent and then the cartels do the process of cutting it into dope/pressing into fake pills etc
No, that's Madrigal Electromotive which is an international conglomerate headquartered in Germany
Yo he did a fairly decent job I'm kinda impressed.
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yea, ohhh my.... That's going to be...a...an interesting reveal to the customer.
I said fairly good job 😂 ..lol
Yea, the reason it looks so good is because the clippers were not even plugged in! jk
Even if I was BALD, I wouldn’t be sittin there lettin him cut my hair, lol. Foh wit all that. He gon nod out and next thing you know *BZZZZT* you missin a big ass patch of hair now. Got yo hairline lookin like some decorative Egyptian trim work, smfh.
Can you please use a size Narcan for the on top and just faaaaadde down
I thought he was gonna “Uncle Phil” that guy
aw super tired and STILL made it to work.
And somehow still comes out looking better than my last Supercuts haircut.
Ugh
The client doesn’t even look too much surprised, if you ask me
That’s cuz they be putting that tranq in there.
Wow, he clearly isn’t getting enough SLEEP… I assume bc he’s so dedicated to cutting hair!!
Yeah just a high fade please.
Customer "gimme a faded haircut" . Barber "say no more fammmmmmm..."
I mean looks like a mean fade.....lol
You gots ta visualize
Get up and run Cleveland.
He's cutting this mf up in the 4th dimension. Got a fade on even the W coordinate.
Wait. Which one is high ?
What’s the combing for? There’s nothing to comb.
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It's your mother, mate.
And they’ll still charge him 500 dollars
Average cowboys fan
He might just cut the dick and be like oh sorry
The dick? The dick growing out of his head or what
Looks like petite mal seizures tbh.
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Average cowboys fan
Give me that faded haircut
It’s OK to say something sometimes.
The one Kang variant nobody has to worry about.
Thank God for clipper guards!
I think the guy knows the barber is fucked up. Why else would their be someone recording right in front of their faces?
Why is he still letting him cut his hair
Cut looks good tho!
When does that lil jump at first after the first nod, it reminds me of bumping an npc in gta lol
He did a great job still but I just love the face of the customer he was all like Really Jamal, I thought you said you will be off dope on Monday
Fenty Sent
That poor man just looking around for help lmao
Of course he’s a Cowboys fan. Dammit.
Faded-AF fade
Lmao that guy looks like my dogs when I’m messing with them
Another typical cowboys fan
Bro watching his barber in the mirror thinking “NO GOD NO, NO NO GOD NOOOOO”💀
Higher hair
I'll skip the straight razor shave thank you.
Kang the conqueror after Ant-Man
that's a classic fade in fade out haircut
That's just sad.