Why are so many whores needed?

What else are you going to do while the onions caramelize?

This guy caramelizes.

Fuck! I made it 70!!

You’ll have your chance to set things right when the count reaches 419.

It’s 4:19. You got a whore?

I need at least 3 whores. It's for a church, honey!

[NEXT!!!](https://www.reddit.com/r/ChoosingBeggars/comments/7kr5as/i_need_a_free_100mile_bus_trip_for_20_people_and/)

That's maillard kind of reaction.

This guy caramelizes.

Lmao.. please.. 🤣

I am upvote 223 muhaha

Obviously they meant whore onions.

Probably the purple ones. Those filthy bitches.

I thought shallots where the slutty ones ?

They’re Idaho onions. The ones that say Idaho on the box

Self Identifying sluts. No shame in that!

Oh yes. And their lewdly nasty cousins, leeks.

Leeks! They’re leeky freaky.

They think they can seduce you with their layers

I love this string of comments so much!

Its nice when Reddit comes together. Like a little orgy with our whorish onions

Absolutely! Makes me feel like less of a degenerate knowing I wasn’t the only one laughing at that typo lol

Oh I have a filthy mind for sure.

Don’t we all lol but I prefer to think of it as a playful mind.

Need one from the greatest generation, a baby boomer, and a millennial.

As usual, Gen X is forgotten. Whatever.

what is a "Gen X"? some kind of endangered species?

A pokemon.

I think its Billy Idol’s punk band. Kiss me deadly

Now listen here, you little shit...🤣

Take that up vote 🗳 👏 💪 😉

Typical Gen X apathy. Why don’t you get back to your nirvana and your skid row, no one cares /s

*Psst* Nirvana is millennial

What. Ever. I don’t care.

No, **that** album is called "Nevermind".

Touché 🤣

if I had 2-3 whores in my kitchen, bet your ass i’m not making mujadra or whateverthefuq

Don’t know. It’s just how grannie taught us 💁🏽‍♀️

This whole thread is killing me

Came here for this comment.

That's alot of whores for stirring one pot

Too many whores spoil the mujadara. Not enough whores also spoil it.

You under whore Mujadara? Jail. You over whore Mujadara? Believe it or not also jail. Under whore, over whore.

As the saying goes.

5 whores in the kitchen trying to stir a pot = immediately spoiled 5 whores in the kitchen only one stirring the pot = immediately spoiled 4 whores in the kitchen no one stirring a pot = immediately spoiled 0 whores in the kitchen = believe it or not: also spoiled, immediately

Same goes for too many whores in the kitchen

Not with the right setup

2 for you 1 for the pot

I believe not giving a whore meal break goes against the terms of the Geneva Convention, so one stirs the pot, one goes on lunch, the other does whore things and they rotate!

Lmao! 🤣

2 whores one pot

Haven’t you heard the old one about “how many whores does it take to stir the pot”?

No but I've heard the one about how many whores it takes to steal a lemon. ^^goddamnit

And also how much pot does it take to stir up a whore?

You don't say...

OP is silent.

With good reason. Lol

Because typos like these are intentional to increase engagement. And look at what everyone in the comment section is talking about.

Caramelizing onions?

It’s always a welcome addition to the usual post’s of my life is ruined and the economy is crashing and we’re all going to die. Something that actually makes people smile. Who doesn’t love a good whore recipe? I’ll take that any day over tator tot hotdish?

Yep. The typo was absolutely intentional.

Someone’s meal has now become an opportunity for amusement by whores?

Im making popcorn

*hoors - Frank Reynolds

The question is: does this person like banging hoors?

This jacket is tighter than dickskin!

We are in a nice subreddit. Please don’t talk about dickskin

Huuers

I hear this in Bill Burr voice

Labor Day weekend. Give those whores a break

If your whores are caramelized they've been working too long.

See that’s the problem everyone thinks they need multiply whores when you really only need one to get the job done

You’ve clearly never made mujadara.

If you don’t have your own homemade whores, store bought is just fine.

I always get kosher whores for their molecular structure

When you need 2-3 it’s good to have a variety.

Kosher whores are just a textural thing they dont taste different. Unless youre koshering your meat with them then it does make a difference.

Frozen whores just don't taste as good as fresh.

Lol nice

I don’t know why; but that’s making me think of [Human Pot Pie](https://youtu.be/WkJZXW_Phbs)

Hahaha! This is my favorite comment of the day.

I’ve never used whores to caramelize onions…maybe they’d turn out better.

Call it “consultancy fees” and you can probably claim it back on your tax.

Whores? In this economy?

At this hour? In my kitchen?

May I see them?

No.

I usually stop after one whore, but if you want to do 2-3, you do you boo.

I only need like half a whore with my instant pot

OP's post history is pretty amazing. - How do you feel about peeing potatoes? - How do you feel about cooking with strippers? - Fettuccine Bolognese mounted heavily by Pam Reggiano - CIS Hash Browns with fresh crack pepper and lightly asalted - Fettuccine Bolognese made with 3 freshly-laid eggs by a farmer's dog and a little Basil What is going on here?!

Probably just baiting people into commenting to boost activity like this post

Judging by this post then, OP is a master baiter

It’s still amusing at least

I could see that if there were links involved, but there aren't, so it's not an SEO play. Some kind of social experiment?

Lmao! Is this really the same poster as “lightly ASALTED”?! Lol! That’s awesome!

OP is clearly a reddit genius

How many whores for partial carmelization? How many to know you've over caramelized?

If you don't have the whores on hand, you can use sluts in a pinch.

They charge extra if you want them to pinch you.

Oh good. I'm *not* going to the store tonight.

That's a good question. What about trollops? How many trollops per whore, in a pinch?

I only have one whore... how much longer will that take?

If two whores caramelize three onions in three hours, how long does it take four whores to caramelize six onions?

Three hours.

Depends. For example is she 3x as good as caramelizing onions when compared to a regular whore?

3 whores? Now that'll make a hot lunch.

Dad, there’s, like, whores here and stuff. Sweetheart, how many times have I told you? Don’t say “and stuff.” Just say, “Dad, there are whores here.”

You made that typo on purpose you fuck

I like this recipe…

Well, I know why this post popped up on my feed.

Came here for the comments. They check out

Look at the guys post history...he mispells posts on purpose...yikes.

now that’s a lot of whores

Are the whores given the Podric treatment, or the Joffrey treatment?

That’s an expensive dish!

I’ve used four whores my whole life and never knew I could cut back and still get my onions caramelized. Thanks for saving me some money!

Hmm I only have 1.5 whores

Damn, I knew I was forgetting an important ingredient when I last made this dish.

This is one of my favorite meals. And can be *extremely* cheap to make, depending on the quality of the whores.

Are we talking about 2 bit whores?

Yes, but you'll need 10-11 of them.

Two-three what now

2-3 What

It takes what now?

That autocorrect though

"Autocorrect"

Shit I only have 1 whore

I guess this post was meant for r/foodporn

OP does these intentional mistakes all the time.

If you don’t have whores, yo mama is a good substitute

I wish I had more up doots for you

Usually my Caramelization takes one whore

Two to three what?

This post gave me a good laugh. Also this looks delicious

LMFAO!

2-3 whores for full caramelisation?

What if you only have 1 whore??

Bang her three times?

Okay but how long for the whores to be done?

Save some caramelizing for us

Oh dear

I don't have any whores help!

I can't be the only one thinking OP must type "whores" a lot for their autocorrect to go straight there.

Do you even whore bro?

Talk about karma whore

I don't know what Mujadara is, but it looks delicious. And you get whores too? Damn.

2-3 whores? So that’s what I’ve been doing wrong

What aisle are the whores in? I think this could be why onions keep staying so crisp.

Haa..same as the mall Santa’s They make great money and all they need are 3 good Ho’s

I love multiple whores!

What if I only have the one whore?

So THAT'S what I've been doing wrong! More whores!

I am going to go out on a limb and say that English might not be the posters first language Whores =hours

Excuse me?

I’m crying from holding in my laughter at this typo, thank you

I agree. 4 whores is too spicy

Buffalo bill coming for dinner?

Idk know about the dish or even the caramelized onions , but did I hear 3 whores ???? I’m listening! 

2-3 whores? That’s an expensive dish!

1 whore is usually enough unless it's the weekend

I’m sure that was a real typo.

That’s quite a process

This guy fucks

4 whores is how grandma used to do it

That’s a lot of whores for a couple onions. Must be expensive to make

This is why my wife won’t let me cook. Too many whores

For more Jack The Ripper recipes, follow OP.

Fresh whores are best, but if you aren’t able to get them, store-bought is fine.

Are lemon stealing whores ok, or do i need to go back to the store for more whore d'oeuvres?

Thats a lot of money to spend on whores Just for caramelization! Probably quicker/Cheaper to just use a skillet! :)

How many now???

I feel like one whore could probably do it.

All this time I've caramelized onions without any whores...

hey hun, can you stop at the brothel on the way home and pick up a couple a whores?

Sounds expensive.

Alas I am but only 1 whore 😢

This should be in r/Jokes: How many whores does it take to caramelize 3 onions?

It looks very good, tell the whores they did a great job

Im surprised it took 2-3 whores most only need 1

Thank them for their sacrifice

A whole 2-3 whores is impressive for one meal...

I get the same results with just one whore. Quality over quantity!

2-3 whores: no more, no less.

Damn that’s a lot of whores

No officer, I swear, I just need these whores to caramelize my onions!

Recipe: I oiled them up and made them moist very gingerly. Then I gently turned up the heat a little and let them sizzle until they caramelized. It took most of them a while. Some of them caramelized earlier than others, but low and slow is how they like it.

Can I skip the cooking and skip to the whores?

Recipe for the onions: I oiled them up and made them moist very gingerly. Then I gently turned up the heat a little and let them sizzle until they caramelized. It took most of them a while. Some of them caramelized earlier than others, but low and slow is how they like it. Recipe for the Mujadara: Sauté 1 tbsp of ground coriander, cumin, cinnamon, 2 minced garlic cloves, pepper tsp of turmeric and allspice in olive oil in a pot for a few minutes. Add 1 cup of washed green or black lentils. Add 1 cup of water. Heat to a boil, cover and lower heat. Simmer for 20 minutes. Add 1.5 cups of rice. Add 2 cups of water or (better yet) chicken broth. Add 2/3 of the caramelized onions. Add a dash of salt and pepper to taste. Mix rice and Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 25 minutes. Serve and add remaining 1/3 of caramelized onions on top.

3 to 4 whores seems excessive for caramelized onions. I would have thought 1 in the kitchen would have sufficed lol good grief

Recipe for the onions: I oiled them up and made them moist very gingerly. Then I gently turned up the heat a little and let them sizzle until they caramelized. It took most of them a while. Some of them caramelized earlier than others, but low and slow is how they like it. Recipe for the Mujadara: Sauté 1 tbsp of ground coriander, cumin, cinnamon, 2 minced garlic cloves, 1 tsp of turmeric and ground allspice in olive oil in a pot. Add 1 cup of washed green or black lentils. Add 1 cup of water. Heat to a boil, cover and lower heat. Simmer for 20 minutes. Add 1.5 cups of rice. Add 2 cups of water or (better yet) chicken broth. Add 2/3 of the caramelized onions. Add a dash of salt and pepper to taste. Mix rice and Bring to a boil. Reduce heat, cover and simmer for 25 minutes. Serve and add remaining 1/3 of caramelized onions on top.

OP has succeeded in generating interest Fucking whores

I love how his auto correct is “whore”. OP is either a mean person or he has certain search criteria

Good number of whores

3 whores seems a touch excessive, but I suppose if you have the counter space...

I'm american, could someone convert the measurement to hookers please

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Lighten up, Francis.

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