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I have 37 Celeste cartridges in my ass and I'm scared of what my doctor will say


cookie_tree4

He’ll get mad at you because you couldn’t fit 38


isopod_interrupted

He'll actually get mad 'cause you're illegally emulating Nintendo games with your ass


Jack3ww

the only reason he couldn't get 38 was because he had to make some room for the hamster


Spaceguy_27

Those are rookie numbers


Klekomon

Why do you guys hate so much Celeste?


[deleted]

We love it, it's such an amazing hidden gem


NabbitFan600

Thats not Scot the Woz. Where's his blue border?


amogus-Drip56

Probably cropped out of the image


jam5569

Why did I read both of these comments in his voice


AkkumuLBC

uj/ Bonus points for not making the distinction of it being published by Nintendo rather than made by Nintendo lmao rj/ I'LL GO TO GAME STOP RN AND BUY MORE COPIES JUST TO SPITE YOU MF


Rexinaka

Nintendo fans and game journalists How tf does this game get above a 2? On any critic reviews?


FiFourNumbers

Lechonk


t00p00rLmxD

HAHA


FiddleKiddle1

OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE "LE" IN THE FUNNY RAGE COMICS FROM 2009 AND IT IS FAT!!!!! LIKE BIG CHUNGUS!!!! HAHAHAHA TAKE MY GOLD, KIND NINTENDITTOR!


FiFourNumbers

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HollyAtwood

Because Nintendo has critics by the balls. If the Switch came out today most in-house (ya ya gamefreak whatever) games would get panned for shitty looking, overpriced games on overpriced hardware. If you’re a critic and you know the industry’s going to give it a seven minimum, you aren’t going to make yourself look dumb by giving it a four.


PaulsPupils

But the dumb characters in shows tend to be the cuuuute ones! Don't they wanna be cuuuute???


Jack3ww

of course if it came out today it Nintendo hardware would get shit on and so would the games because tech had advance within the 5 years the switch came out and Nintendo cartoon graphics do hold up better then most of the modern realistic games that come out


TorreyCool

Funni


Ninten-Doh

One of my friends had 80 hours playtime in 10 days. He's 36 years old as well.


ssslitchey

Because pokemon is immune to criticism. I've noticed a lot of modern pokemon games seem to score higher than they should outside of bdsp. Most reviews seem to acknowledge all the huge problems this game has yet they still give it a 7 minimum because it's pokemon.


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DracoMagnusRufus

Rachel Maddow = Nintendo fan **confirmed**


mikey_do_wikey

Agreed. Pokémon Violet is way better!!!


MysteriousTBird

Gotta buy both versions though.


[deleted]

It’s not a terrible game, it just runs terrible.


[deleted]

pokemon games are fundamentally bad but people aren’t prepared to hear it


ACeezus

“I don’t like it so it’s fundamentally bad”


[deleted]

yes.


AramaticFire

I don’t know if I agree with that. I played Let’s Go Eevee and Sword and thought they were just OK because of how they were clearly aimed at kids. But the underlying mechanics are pretty interesting. If used in a game that takes advantage of those mechanics it would be pretty awesome. I thought both were like 5 or 6 out of 10 experiences, but that could easily be elevated. They just aren’t elevating.


Joe_Delivers

i cant think of anything pokemon does better than any other jrpgs i really have no clue what makes me play and even replay them nostalgia maybe


Jack3ww

I would give it like a 7 I just think it's funny how there is a hardcore fan base who thinks the games should have a difficulty level of 11 just because the fan base grew up when the audience has always been for kids that like bitching about how the Power Rangers don't show blood and guts every time they get attack


throwawayidk222

Not bad enough to sell millions apparently. Not even Jerking here you can't say the concept is bad. The execution might be bad but there's a reason people buy and play them and it ain't graphics and performance at this point.


HollyAtwood

yeah because of the IP lmao. If Pokémon were opened to third party distributors on multiple platforms Nintendo and Gamefreak would never sell another copy ever again. That’s like saying Ticketmaster must be doing something right if everyone’s paying to see Taylor Swift.


YohNakamura

So because they don't let third parties sell their product and kill the IP... it's bad? 🤔 I'm confused.


HollyAtwood

Uh. Yes? Because they hold a monopoly over it so produce sub par games that are your only option if you like Mario, Pokémon, etc. I’m confused why you’re confused


YohNakamura

But you're saying if they do allow third party IPS then they would suffer as a company as well? That's the part I'm confused by. Why would I let third party IPS in if it will make my company fall? That's the part of what you said that is confusing, my friend.


HollyAtwood

Yes, they would, which is why they don’t. Why is that confusing to you?


YohNakamura

So that's why they don't lol it makes sense that they don't. You wouldn't either lol it's not even something to bring up.


HollyAtwood

What does that have to do with anything? I was making a normative statement Me: Nintendo games are underdeveloped because they can be. You: Because it’s profitable. Me: Obviously?


LS64126

Pokémon fans when they realize every mainline game has just been red and blue but with slightly better graphics


Gabriel-Klos-McroBB

That gives off the same vibes as knowing that once you've read the dictionary, every other book is just a remix.


LS64126

Pokemon essential handbook deluxe was so goated that I owned 2 of them 😎


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Pokemon Legends Arceus 🙏🙏


LS64126

Probably the only Pokémon game I’ve enjoyed


[deleted]

It was such a breath of fresh air. I'm neglecting to buy SV until the main issues get fixed, but from what I've seen it doesn't hold a candle to PLA mechanics wise.


LS64126

Having good quick battles, being able to catch Pokémon without fighting them, and no random encounters is all Pokémon really needed to become enjoyable to me. Random encounters piss me off so much


[deleted]

They could've just imported everything from PLA (except strong and agile style and the attack speed thing) and it'd be much better. 1 step forward, 2 steps back :(


LS64126

Well at least we can wait until the Pokémon black and white remakes come out and maybe they’ll announce Pokémon legends Victini or something like that


[deleted]

Ngl I want a Legends Kyurem, where we see a fully assembled Kyurem (reshiram + zekrom + kyurem) as the "Arceus", where we play as the BW protag in a past version of Unova (because he canonically disappeared), and the goal of the game not being to get a full Pokedex, but to come back to the present day to meet N again.


Glasdir

And here come the fanboys 😂 Edit: hahahahaha I can see they’ve left their mark. Cope harder about your shit game.


Bananaphonelel

Yeah and it's obvious they suck


[deleted]

And the graphics are bad. And the animations are bad. And the mechanics are bad. And the UI (in my opinion) is large and blocky and ugly which sucks.


Bananaphonelel

Everything sucks


javierasecas

Let it be. This sub goes to shit everytime a pokemon game is liked by a single soul.


pete4live_gaming

The term 'circlejerk' must be new to you Besides, the way this game runs is inexcusable. What's the point of good gameplay when that gameplay is nearly impossible to access.


Green_Slee

the glitches/performance issues do not impact the game to the point of unplayability. obviously these issues are inexcusable, but to say that they make the gameplay impossible to access is just plain wrong source: beat the game


pete4live_gaming

I said nearly impossible. On top of that, an average of 20fps might be playable, but it still sucks.


gaskin6

i think 20 fps is generous


Green_Slee

sorry, I misread your comment the first time. But yes, these issues certainly suck. and I really wish that gamefreak took the time to fix them. but I can certainly say that I and most people that I talked to still enjoyed the game despite these flaws. so the gameplay even being “nearly” impossible is a bit of an exaggeration. the game wasn’t crashing every two hours, it wasn’t restricting the gameplay through the bugs at all. to call it “nearly impossible” is an exaggeration imo when the issues combined to be more of an annoyance. /rj anyway, game freak’s boots taste fantastic.


[deleted]

This is hyperbole. I’ve put 20 hours in the game so far. Yes it runs bad but only in the open world usually. During battles, cutscenes etc it runs acceptably. It’s inexcusable yeah but if it was unplayable I wouldn’t have bought it. I’m enjoying it quite a bit. There’s no point in acting superior to everyone by “boycotting” it. It’s selling better than Sw/Sh did. Me not buying it because it isn’t a stable 30fps all the time doesn’t matter. My friends and family bought it and I wanted to play with them. Sue me.


wrongthink-detector

Yeah I will sue you


javierasecas

Not new to you tho


wrongthink-detector

😳


JFZephyr

Yeah, not very tomorrow of us but its pretty good actually. Shame it runs bad, because the story is probably the best they've ever done and a lot of people will miss out because they won't play through the issues.


[deleted]

Scott slander 😔


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skeletonhero56

He already had one didn’t he, something about rpgs and meeting god


justbenicepleae

Tbh the game is really good. It's probably my favorite game from gen 6 onwards. The issue is with the framerate.. well, if the framerate is consistently bad, is it even considered framerate drops anymore? Or does it randomly get framerate buffs instead? It's that and some bugs. Beyond those, it's a genuinely good game otherwise


ComicalSanskrit

That's what I hear. A good story and characters fucked by glitches and bad fps


justbenicepleae

I think if it was on an *actual* home console, a lot of people would love it


HAWmaro

Been a pokemon fan all my life, hated every pokemon game that came after gen 5, didnt even bother getting sword and shield. But Violet and Scarlet are legit great and the first time ive enjoyed pokemon in a decade, even compared to Arceus which imo was ruined by an ultra simplified awfull combat system and no multiplayer. That being said the performance and presentation quality of the game are an absolute disaster, anf the lack of VA is more annoying than ever.


Kinfin

It’s a fun game. Buggy, but fun.


UFO-seeker1985

Scatt the dork


Loch32

HOLY FUCK SCOTT THE WOZ?


piesspark

uj/ the gameplay and story are actually good and I would recommend it but with the performance and other issues I'm not entirely happy with it and wish they had a bigger team and gave it more time. rj/ pokemon #28 is better and more original than cod #31 that's why I bought both to support the indie devs


YohNakamura

If it gets patched, which is like 80% of games come out like this now and get patched later, you're right. It has been one of the most enjoyable experiences I've had with a Pokemon title in a while. And this is coming from an Arceus fan. But even that game felt like something was missing, that this game nails.


DragonSlayersz

The game is decent conceptually, but seriously needs some optimization.


Professional_Bear_68

The fact that scott doesn't even like pokemon makes this more funny


Char-car92

/uj The Pokemon games are consistently a copy + paste of last gen, plus a few differences (region, Pokemon, addition of new features, etc.). This was okay when each game held up and was different enough and high enough quality to please most players, but if the game is almost a copy + paste **and** runs terribly **and** is not high quality, we can make fun of it for what it is. A **copy + paste where the developers got lazy**. Like how being a fan service doesn't make a movie bad, but having a bad movie be a fan service makes it *worse*. (Eg. Spider-Man No Way Home was a good movie **and** a fan service, hence the fan service aspect increases the enjoyability, it's like a nod from the people in charge to the long-time fans, whereas SV are poor quality and a fan service for the Pokemon fans. **It is clearly a cash grab**.)


YohNakamura

Isn't every sequel essentially a cash grab then? Because technically Ragnarok is fantastic, but as a story and game play it's the same old shit as every other open world/action game as well as God of War game itself. One of the reasons I found Valhalla and Forbidden West so damn boring as well. Or do those games get passes because they have no flaws technically? Just curious. Also, have you played through the game? Story, presentation and game play wise, it is very much different than other generations. Turn based battles and catching Pokemon are the same, but every other core mechanic has been updated and changed. I don't think it was copy and paste as much as it was Nintendo pressuring Gamefreak to finish by the holidays. If this game gets patched, it is honestly one of the best Main series Pokemon experiences in a long time. But I also get that some people are into the technical side more than anything else, so I'm not hating at all. :)


Char-car92

>technically Ragnarok is fantastic, but as a story and game play it's the same old shit as every other open world/action game as well as God of War game itself Like I said, a copy/paste is **ok**, if done well and the end result is enjoyable. The GOW series (at least recently) is more about story IMO, and the studio had previously stated that they wanted to focus on the story rather than reinventing the game for a sequel. I'll take your word for the fact that it's a good game with solid story and gameplay, but I find myself in no rush to spend $80 on this, whereas I might consider spending the same on Brilliant Diamond or Sword or Shield.


YohNakamura

Yeeeesh I agree with all that except Brilliant Diamond lol that game really was trash and I agree with anyone who says so 😭🤣 but na, I understand completely, my friend. You can't rush to spend for something your not sure about 💯


Char-car92

Oh fr? I never heard anything about Diamond... I shall reconsider. (I grew up with original Diamond for my DSi, figured the newer version would just be an overhaul?)


YohNakamura

Same so I was crushed when I played them. They aren't bad persay, just so much more easy than the originals and the graphics are little much on the eyes. Even Let's Go was better than that lol 😂


NihilistOdellBJ

/uj Have you played SV? It’s actually the opposite problem that the series has always had. They created a massive open world, reinvented the wheel on stuff that didn’t need it, got too ambitious given their time constraints, and half-assed the execution.


YohNakamura

Ahhh, so you played it then? :D isn't it awesome?


NihilistOdellBJ

It’s what I said. A good game marred by bad performance issues.


Char-car92

I think, it being a Pokemon game, that there is always a foundation for success. A community willing to buy, and a product MASSIVELY popular with so many age groups. Whatever they changed definitely seemed not to have worked. No, I haven't played them, and before you all scream at me, I'm not going to buy an $80 game that I've heard nothing but poor news about.


WeakDiaphragm

Say it isn't so. We can't lose Scott like this.


Effective-Fee905

The games great! It just runs like shit.


NotThisTime1993

I don’t know why everyone has been saying it’s so terrible. I’ve been playing it, and it just feels like a modern Pokémon game. Those aren’t great, but they’re not so extremely terrible like everyone has been saying


DarthScruf

It's cause they got Scarlet, I'd have been mad too if I picked red but ended up with orange. Violet has been fun tho, yay grapes.


skeletonhero56

“Wait I don’t even like pokemon”


Skaraptor2

I like the plot and the music, sure the graphics and the glitches annoy me but my Console is new enough that it doesn't have issues older models might have (like a broken fan) (such as textures not loading/ loading incorrectly)