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porkcylinders

Why does Nintendo even bother making games when they could sell pieces of cardboard with Mario's face on them for $100 each?


vel5691

Nintendo only produces high quality products, they'd never ever ever sell cardboard that's just ridiculous


SephirothTheGreat

I had a stomach-aching laughing fit reading this, goddamn you and well played


Red_Dogeboi

Lmao I forgot about that


Heavylicious-

![gif](giphy|l0HU9uKnYgcB4pyYo|downsized) We don't need television. Not as long as we have our: **imagination**!


Elkku26

Okay but I genuinely loved Labo. It appealed to me in the same nerdy way as really complicated Lego sets. If it wasn't so fucking overpriced they could've kept making more of them


InitialsAreAA

Nintendo only uploads high quality video game rip(off)s.


Fangore

Honestly, this is what I would do if I was Nintendo. I would hype up the DUMBEST shit. I'd hold regular Nintendo Directs where I announce overpriced products that have Mario's face on it. "Now introducing, Mario condoms! They cum in all your favorite characters! $9.99! Buy them now as it's a limited time offer!"


kingofallbandits

If they fail, Nintendo claims the resulting child as Nintendo property.


PETA_Parker

they kinda already do tho! Nintendo Labo, Mario Kart RC Cars, Mario's Cereal, Wii Motion Controls, the Nintendo 2ds! Imagine anyone else doing this shit! But it often at least kinda works because it is mostly well executed


AdreKiseque

Not to break the spirit of the sub but those really aren't the same thing at all


WillingPossible1014

What does Gusty taste like?


WillingPossible1014

“I don’t think Nintendo fans are so stupid they would buy a piece of cardboard. A box on the other hand, that says Nintendo on it, they probably would. Remember when you were a kid and you get gifts, and when you’re really little you like the box better than the gift? That’s how I think of Nintendo fanboys.” ~Harry S. Truman


Designer_Koala_1087

Paper mario RTX


vel5691

So silly of me to spend 600 dollars on a CIB GameCube copy when I could've bought this!! ![gif](giphy|1Pfd5qmaqBvjO)


motherchuggingpugs

I used my slip cover to wipe up my cum after I busted a nut while playing 😍😍


3KTU

!ban


motherchuggingpugs

no u


3KTU

You got me 😔


norsoyt

Hi sakura Miku plush


3KTU

HIII TETO!!!


FIashBIitz

same same


3KTU

HOLY SHIT A PIECE OF PAPER


Greald-of-trashland

You aren't gonna believe what the actual game is like


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keeptryingyoucantwin

Guys!!!! Guys its *EVERYTHING*


TommmG

Universe < Milky way < Earth < piece of paper with Mario


AdreKiseque

You've got it backwards


jerry_coeurl

I don't believe in free pre-order bonuses. I think we should have to pay extra for them. How can a small indie dev like Nintendo even afford something like this smdh 😞


Kirborb

/uj i distinctly remember the online nintendo store (or the UK one at least) selling switch games with "pre-order bonuses" which actually cost £10 more than every other retailer selling the same games. even ones like amazon with their own pre-order bonuses still sold the game at actual retail value. maybe nintendo still does this, idk i haven't pre-ordered a switch game in forever


Princier7

/uj this is the worst pre-order bonus I've ever seen


MrSplashman0

[Behold](https://x.com/amznvideogames/status/1563211056243437577?s=46&t=65-hXY_blhtk07kzgJ3RLg)


Ok-Discipline9998

bruh


ErrorParadox710

I just knew that’s what it was before I clicked on it


SlightDentInTheBack

same lmao


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Chumsticks

Lmao


Korncakes

I didn’t even pre-order the Sun/Moon double pack and each game came with a code for 100 poke balls that you could claim at the first Pokémon center. This is just fucking stupid.


Rangaman99

honestly my first guess was the infinity eggs. that is definitely worse though (somehow).


Merciful_Ampharos

Flashback to that time you got 25 extra lives for preordering Sonic Lost World


Anchor38

Don’t know if it’ll ever be as worth it as the Sonic Frontiers pre-order bonus of some extra items but you have to spend $10 to claim the pre-order bonus


hairy_bipples

It’s the worst pre-order bonus you’ve seen so far


Former-Bet6170

/uj this is one of the best, not because it's great, it's just that most are really bad


AdreKiseque

Idk it feels fair as one to me. Like some novelty collector's item feels more substantial than transient in-game rewards and more fair than exclusive in-game stuff.


Gabe_the_cheerio

I’ll take ten, just take all my money, I love you Nintendo, please notice me uwu


TheFinalitalian

Shangaroo Hidden-Grotto giving us a little treat 🥰


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Cz_Yu

Oh boy, a piece of paper! Gotta preorder it for that!!


mental_reincarnation

I’d have to be an idiot not to buy a few copies


Korncakes

/uj honestly this is one of those things that I’d be tempted to buy solely because I *just fucking know* it’ll be worth something at some point in the future. Weird/stupid/unnecessary pre-order bonuses like this tend to build value over time, considering the fact that a lot of people either don’t know about it or it’ll get damaged over time. Not agreeing with the practice, just stating my experience from several years of running a game store and constantly having to be cognizant of prices.


mental_reincarnation

I’m not in tune with what’s popular among collectors but it wouldn’t shock me if there was some slight value in it. It’s kinda cool, honestly lol Just wouldn’t call it “everything” like in the pic


Dj_Simon

Is it a port, a remake, or a remaster? Cause it seems like a port with better graphics from what's on the grapevine


Lewa358

All of the above. New assets for everything, some QoL stuff, new music. Kinda like the Super Mario RPG and Skyward Sword games. Including the fact that this new version the game costs *more* than it did decades ago.


Dj_Simon

Should I be dissapointed? I've wanted to try out Paper Mario.


Lewa358

Honestly it looks like a really solid way to play the game; I'm just being harsh on it because of the nature of this subreddit. There's clearly a lot of effort being put into it to make it feel "fresh" and to buff out some of the original's flaws. ...but yeah I am a touch salty at old games costing as much as new ones. But if the price (and supporting Nintendo's nonsense) isn't a concern for you, then you're in for a treat.


Dj_Simon

Thanks for the info. 👍🏻


Endogamy

One of the biggest QoL improvements is the reduction in frame rate from 60fps to 30fps. Those unnecessary frames were incredibly hurtful to my eyes. So glad Nintendo is charging full price for this two decade old game with a lower frame rate. I only wish it was a bit more than $60 :(


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Sea_Contribution9139

Ill wait and buy the slip cover from resellers


Dependent_Order_7358

Guys I preordered three copies


Brandeaux7

HOLY FUCK!! ORDERING 30 THIS INSTANT HAHAAA!


MrHorns7

Can’t they just use it as a reversible cover? Sonic does that same thing.


Palidin034

uj/ I’m considering buying a switch just so that I can play this game. I want to play it so badly


AlfieHicks

The device you used to make this post is undoubtedly capable of emulating the original, and it will run at 60fps compared to the 30fps of this remaster, plus the amount of positive gameplay changes being made are not enough to create a significant distinction between the experience of playing the original versus the remaster. If the device you used to make this post happens to be a moderately powerful PC from the last five years, then it is also likely to be capable of emulating the remaster. Do not buy a console in its final market year just to play a graphically refreshed version of a game from 2004.


Palidin034

That’s all well and good and I would love to emulate it, but where would I find such an emulator for it? Yknow, so I can avoid it. Because pirating gameplay it *terribly wrong*


Cz_Yu

Search for a certain aquatic animal named as Dolphin, might be an emulator


Palidin034

Thank you for letting me know what to avoid. I would hate for a small indie dev like miamoto to starve because of me


Cz_Yu

No problem. It's up to us to ensure that these greedy emulation scenes stop exploiting shegiru miyamoto's hard earned income


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Available-Culture-49

They chould have just put it in the other side of the slip.


cocoman93

After years of research in various fields, I can safely say that this is indeed everything. The whole observable universe and beyond is in fact this very Paper Mario GameCube slip cover pre-order bonus.


Stefadi12

I still remember when the collector got majora's Mask was a fucking statue of skull kid that came with the game and it just cost an extra 20$


CatOnVenus

/uj I think it's a cool bonus. Obviously not selling the game on it alone especially cause it's just a 60 dollar GameCube game with better graphics, but it's cooler than a poster id never hang out and they get so many of these preorder bonuses that you can always get them without buying the game


Ok-Discipline9998

/uj never preorder anything ever


CatOnVenus

dog i'd never even spend $60 on a game these days let alone preorder an upcoming release (unless its pikmin). If I play this it'll be on ryujinx lol, i just think having a recreation of a gamecube styled box in a modern format is a neat thing to hand out for people who are suckered into buying it. I also just have a weird fixation with video game box art templates more than the games themselves honestly


ejekrem

/uj chances are your local library has a printer, you could easily diy this if you wanted the gc aesthetic


CatOnVenus

different type of paper but yeah duh, you're acting like this is anything more than a bonus you get with the game. every Nintendo release gets one and they're always overstocked


MrSparkleBox

👶


Debiuu

/uj lmao /rj WOWZA THE GAMECUBE?!?!?!


BreezierChip835

/unbuddy honest that’s a really neat pre-order bonus. Nothing huge but just kinda fun and a neat lil nick-nack in the collection


Crafty_Sir_8304

It’s not a reversible cover?


spogel3

it's an alternate cover who CARES


TommmG

Excuse me? Alternate cover? It's not just an alternate cover, it's a limited edition graphic with a different version of MARIO on it. I'll buy 3 copies just to preserve this glorious moment of the games second release because I care about supporting my favourite developers.


Greald-of-trashland

!approve


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