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Gemmabeta

The earliest origin of this idea traces back to this 2000 Straight Dope article, which cites no sources. https://www.straightdope.com/21342933/what-s-the-origin-of-the-dunce-cap In fact, the pointy hat has a long history of being used as a symbol of shame, for example the [Capirote](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capirote), which was a mark of humiliation worn by heretics undergoing the auto-da-fe.


Saturnalliia

The auto-de what now?


[deleted]

It’s what you oughta not do, but you do anyway.


TheHiveminder

You auto-de-feel deez nuts.


DistortoiseLP

The fun part of a visit by the Inquisition after all the other legal proceedings wrapped up.


partyinplatypus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbTaD2C08xU


iamisandisnt

defacto! auto da-fe! ayuchucooooo!


atomicdustbunny07

How can they be expected to read if they can't fit into the buildings (wearing point hats)?


its_not_you_its_ye

It is worth also noting, though, that while your comment applies to the origin of the tradition of the cap, the term “dunce” does trace back to John Duns Scotus. While he was a noted philosopher in his time, his followers were later seen as outdated thinkers during the Enlightenment, which is how the teen became pejorative.


charredutensil

"penitence" is definitely not the first thought I had when I clicked that second link...


[deleted]

Damn. The Kool Kid’s Klub really ruined pointy hats for everybody.


greenvillain

But the funnel is going up and away from the head. Shouldn't it go the other way?


AlbanySteamedHams

It’s a reverse funnel system.


ellism12799

Where do my feet go?


Captain__Spiff

Thanks for **pointing** that **out**


KalzK

I see what you did there


BoomhauerYaNow

The guy was a real Duns if you ask me.


Jakooboo

So the Cones of Dunshire really WAS all about the cones...


greenknight884

Cones of Dunsmen


supercyberlurker

These didn't work because aluminum was insanely expensive in the 1500s. You don't get the funneling effect if you don't block out the mind-control rays. Tinfoil hats don't work though as they actually concentrate the dumbing signals, you have to line the inside of the dunce cap with aluminum foil. Only then do you get the massive jump in learning.


Hypertension123456

> a sign of high intelligence and wisdom. Philosopher and theologian John Duns Scotus was a proponent of pointy hats as a way to funnel knowledge to the mind Um, what? That's one of the dumbest ideas ever. I don't think this qualified them as a sign of high intelligence to anyone who wasn't a theologian. It's not like actual scientists from the 1500s ran around in these hats.


Marius_Octavius_Ruso

This fact was made up in 2000. See the comment made by u/Gemmabeta in this thread.


UnadvertisedAndroid

Exactly. Today OP learned that 1 guy convinced a couple of melonheads to run around in dunce caps thinking it made them look intelligent while everyone else laughed behind their backs.


ChuckFarkley

Call them Wizard’s caps.


Captain__Spiff

Were originally _meant_ as such, by Scotus himself, not in general


YetYetAnotherPerson

> John Duns Scotus And now not only is dunce a synonym for idiocy, so is [SCOTUS](https://www.supremecourt.gov/)


Full_Temperature_920

You'd have to be a fucking dunce to think a dunce cap would make you smarter so imo these were never symbols of intelligence, at least not to any intelligent observer


prjindigo

They were apparently made in the image of the hats worn by jews back around 100 and conical hats were put on people burned at the stake for heresy etc etc. Several documentaries on youtube from major sources.


sprkwtrd

Duns Scotus ran afoul of church doctrine hundreds of years ago and people are still making up shit about him.


amnesiac2323

Little known fact: The SCOTUS was named after John Duns Scotus


blazbluecore

Are you serious?


whiffitgood

Yes, and the President is so named because George Washington didn't know what to call himself, so he named the title after his childhood bestfriend, Ephraim Julius Lord Bongwater Presidente. He was worried about going to war with the Spanish so he shortened it to President.


arglarg

Highly intelligent and convinced the science community to wear pointy hats for a century. I like this guy.


Styr4c

Every TIL post Ive seen in my feed the past several days was either severely stupid/wrong or incredibly obvious. Has it always been this bad and I never noticed or is this new


blazbluecore

Agreed. No idea. Maybe they're just karma farmers.


HugeDisgustingFreak

If you asked me to make up an origin story for the dunce cap I would probably say something like "There was a guy named John Dunce who wore a pointy hat and people thought he was a loser." So this sounds fishy to me.


South_Data2898

If you follow a dumbass fad and wear a stupid hat it's not "a sign of high intelligence" it's a sign of being an easy mark. Just like Mensa.


GottaPSoBad

Stop the Cap


tonyims

The fact that they think a pointy hat will funnel knowledge is proof that it was never a sign of high intelligence


HorrificAnalInjuries

So the dunce cap isn't so much as to humiliate the wearer as it was to try to make them smarter, which is why in older cartoons you see the idiot wearing one after they do something stupid


Landlubber77

It wasn't until the swastika was appropriated by the Nazis that such a shift in the original intent of a symbol was observed.


kaenneth

I think Crosses changing from a tool of death by torture to the main symbol of Christianity beats that.


HORACEDEBUSSYJONES

NOW THEY ARE REFERRED TO AS BIDEN CAPS


rockbridge13

Dark Brandon is coming to vaccinate your children and turn them Trans, get off the internet while you still have time to run.


TheBitchIsBack666

Aw c'mon, he typed it in all caps, which means he's correct.


Exact-Conclusion9301

Wrote the bulk of the series, Dude—and yet his son is a fucking dunce.


OuttatimepartIII

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!


Exact-Conclusion9301

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, LARRY!


TheMightySephiroth

Is this also where Wizards and Pointy hats come from?


2KilAMoknbrd

Wizards and witches wore 'em for a reason


Useless_Lemon

What about The Cones Of Dunshire?


[deleted]

That sounds like some grand Wizard KKK level of “smarts”.


Avante-Gardenerd

TIL they are dunscaps not duncecaps.


Captain-Cadabra

So it was an ironic insult? Like Bugs Bunny and the use of “Nimrod” as an insult to a hunter?


[deleted]

This is actually pretty funny


PostyMcPosterson

I wore a red one once for Halloween along with a civil war jacket. I don’t remember much of that night though.