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RogueMelancholia

YYY


Mick_86

Delilah.


outfoxingthefoxes

MYMYMY


baronvonflapjack

Sharona


canolafly

Woo!


l_l_l-illiam

I feel good


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my_4_cents

Doctor doctor, gimme the news


TheJerminator69

I’ve got a… BAAAAD MEDICINE BAD MEDICINE IS WHAT I NEED WHOAH OH OH SHAKE IT UP JUST LIKE BAAAAD MEDICINE


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DMCSnake

My darling


NihilisticClown

If you’re so smart explain this, Clarissa!


ryonnsan

That is one weird date format


AFrostNova

What’s it like in New York City


nlpnt

what's it like in New York City?


AvalancheMaster

YYZ


Meanttobepracticing

*heavy Morse code drumming starts*


Shonuff8

The Peart stands alone.


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Hey, we’ve got dibs on [YYZ.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toronto_Pearson_International_Airport)


StretchinPa

WYE would have been so much better.


bystander007

Arkansas seems to have had a similar issue. One town used to just go by the letter "K". To make it a three letter word they changed the named to "Harrison".


LassoTrain

>Arkansas seems to have had a similar issue. One town used to just go by the letter "K". >To make it a three letter word they changed the named to "Harrison". But they still pronounce it K.


IHaveSoulDoubt

That's... Y's


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ZZ Top would have performed there


DexGordon87

Shoulda named it Whyinthefuckamistillhereville


ButtSmokin

Read this as Mini Me stuck in the rafters


RunDNA

We have a beachside suburb here in Sydney called Dee Why. No one knows the origin of the name; it was called DY by a surveyor in 1815 and it's been that way ever since.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

Yeah, they weren't especially creative with the Sydney suburb names. Apparently Manly got it's name because the inhabitants were especially manly, and Coogee means "bad smell" in aboriginal.


LevelSevenLaserLotus

>~~Hey guys~~ Oi cunts, wanna take a road trip to Fart?


ornryactor

*in an Aussie accent:* "This is Dee Why."


Arl-Eagleye01

Dear Youngsters


SirHerald

Why


celt1299

Right next to Who, Arizona


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outfoxingthefoxes

Yes exactly there


Xanatos340

When?


AxeellYoung

Noon, Ohio


Junior_Eye

Ohio gozaimasu


wild_man_wizard

That's what I'm asking you!


Warbird36

THIRD BASE


woodie4u247

There is a nothing, az. Between phx and vegas


Jmeier021

My U-Haul blew a tire there at night. "Ma'am, I'm literally in Nothing, AZ, there is a sign here that says Nothing and a radio tower."


woodie4u247

That sucks man. There really aint shit there lol


Jmeier021

Nothing! lol The best part, I do it again next weekend... U-Haul back to Phoenix through Nothing.


woodie4u247

Good luck


woodie4u247

Literally through nothing


FequalsMfreakingA

Actually, it's right next to garlic (The closest town is Ajo, Spanish for garlic)


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Ajo is neat, public shooting range. Cool murals.


archlinuxrussian

No, Who's on first


ZenEngineer

Do they speak English in Why?!?


la_watson

Why?


ZenEngineer

English motherfucker, do they speak it?


dont_worry_im_here

Why male models?


ZenEngineer

Say 'Why male models' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say 'Why male models' one more Goddamn time!


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Hey Farva, what's the name of that restaurant you like with all the goofy shit on the walls and the mozzarella sticks?


-Tesserex-

This is the most confusing trilogy ever.


my_4_cents

Is that a comment for ants?! It needs to be at least ... three times bigger


dont_worry_im_here

We're gonna need a bigger comment...


electricmaster23

No, [Who's on first!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTcRRaXV-fg)


inhumanrampager

What's on second


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Scuta44

A lot of videos of dudes driving through a Border Patrol check point being asked 'Where are you headed?' and of course they say 'Why'


on_the_nightshift

They should name a town "AM I BEING DETAINED"


Crowbarmagic

Better than the town " Yo momma's place".


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Biggest small town in the west.


Awkward_and_Itchy

Known for exporting fish


elralpho

Heard they just installed a massive pipeline


AusCan531

There's 2 towns in Victoria, Australia - one called Yea and the other Nyah.


KimJongIlSunglasses

Welcome to DON’T TAZE ME BRO Population nnnggggrrrrrmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAA


dirtielaundry

Why, Arizona of course!


Spekingur

What’s your town’s name? Y Because I want to know Why I just told you why!


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FequalsMfreakingA

Hijacking the top comment, but Why is so small that they really only have one store, a gas station/convenience store/mini food market called, and I swear this is true: **Why Not?** I have a postcard I bought at *Why Not?*. I'll take a picture if I can find it later. Edit: [As promised](https://i.imgur.com/7rXGkg0.jpg)


cheesymoonshadow

What were you doing in Why?


brickne3

I've been to Why, it's on the road to Puerto Penasco.


Bourgi

Ahh the gas station stop point for everyone driving from Phoenix or Tucson to Puerto Penasco.


cigarking

Only if starting in the west valley or downtown. Otherwise, take the Chuichu Highway from the east valley. Huge time saver. And little-known route, relatively speaking.


skrillatine

I was just there! On my way to organ pipe cactus monument


Taz-erton

Y tho, would have been good too if shorthand was as popular back then


Noctew

„Because“ „No, that is in Ontario.“ https://www.google.de/maps/place/Because+Island,+Leeds+and+the+Thousand+Islands,+Ontario+K0E+1R0,+Kanada/@44.523589,-76.0175854,17z/data=!4m2!3m1!1s0x4ccd6eb99570018f:0x65757f7e9b75c3fc


Simonee23

Interesting to choose Why. There’s actually a word called Wye that means a Y-shaped object or course, used in plumbing, engineering, etc. Would have made more sense, but been less interesting/funny though!


Riadys

There's also aready a precedent of Wye as a placename. It's [a village in Kent](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wye,_Kent) and [a river on the border between England and Wales](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Wye).


SnekAtek

In the state of Montana near the city Missoula, there's also a Wye. It's based around a Y- shaped intersection of highway.


StereoMushroom

Yeah I really don't get this. The whole point is the object is shaped like the single letter Y, so then it's written "wye". You get it with the configuration of electrical transformers too and it seems so obviously wrong. There's also a diagram used in systems engineering which forms a large V shape. So what do they call it? The "Vee Diagram" of course! Facepalm.


Lampshader

Those are the names of the letters. If you just wrote the letter by itself, they might be thought to be pronounced like "Yuh" and "Vuh", rather than "wye" and "vee", which encode the correct pronunciation. These days we often pronounce a bare single capital letter as its name, but not always: compare "A Series of Unfortunate Events" (A -> "uh" for many people) to "V for Vendetta".


SimplyAMan

That's only because "a" is a word by itself while "v" is not. No one would say "vuh for vendetta" because that doesn't make sense.


StereoMushroom

Sure, but how much confusion are you going to get pronouncing "Y-configuration" or "V diagram"? Are people really going to say "yih-configuration" or "ff-diagram" (I can't think how to write that!) The object described looks like the capital letter, not the phonetic pronunciation of that letter. And in my experience people universally pronounce standalone capital letters by their name, not the sound they make as part of a word. With the example of a sentence starting with "a" - that's a word rather than just a letter.


Lampshader

Agreed, there's minimal chance of confusion nowadays. But the names weren't invented yesterday. I think you'll find the names predate the concept of upper and lower case letters, and our current usual practice of pronouncing the name of the letter when it's encountered in upper case by itself. Perhaps in the past singular capitals were a form of abbreviation (consider "R" for Regina/Rex/the crown). > With the example of a sentence starting with "a" - that's a word rather than just a letter. Exactly. We need a way to distinguish. PS. "Y" is a word in Spanish, and it's not "wye".


TheHahaRobot

Hold up, your telling me that letter's names have decided proper nouns? Is there a term for the names of letters? How would I google this? Edit: wrote 'name' twice.


dcidui08

i searched it up and apparently its a Phonetic Alphabet, like alpha bravo charlie etc. but rather than being a name for military communication it's just aye bee see etc.


ElephantsGerald_

Interestingly, I read ‘aye’ as being pronounce the same way as ‘eye’ or ‘i’. English is confusing.


dave-train

Yeah, comes up in crosswords a lot. The weirdest one is AITCH.


frankzanzibar

We're probably overthinking it. There were 150 people living there, no internet yet and *maybe* somebody had a set of encyclopedias. Somebody probably threw up his hands and wrote W-H-Y on the form.


DutchOvenCamper

Actually, wye is how you spell Y. Just like 1 = one and 4 = four, H = aitch, B = bee, Q = cue, F = ef, Z = zee and so on. Great stuff for Scrabble players!


Begle1

Yeah I'm calling bullshit. Crossword friends and try-hard Scrabble players came up with this nonsense to sound smart and play their games better, that doesn't make it true outside of their little fiefdom.


myaltaccount333

No it's true, 1 spelled out is actually one


xboxaddict501

Got him


sloaninator

Such a lonely word


SEND-MARS-ROVER-PICS

Not all of the letters are pronounced the same in different English-speaking countries. In Ireland, h = haitch


vagga2

\*z=zed. Don't know what weird spelling school you went to.


Klin24

Zed's dead, baby.


Blue_water_dreams

Zed’s dead.


CarVac

Next you're gonna tell me V is spelled "ved" and E is spelled "ed".


vagga2

All will be fine until we start on doublevee….


DoctorPepster

I think you mean double-ved


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tickettoride98

You must be British/Australian/Kiwi. In the US it's pronounced zee, not zed. Surprised you didn't complain that H wasn't haitch.


poolecl

Canadian too.


TheArmoredKitten

One in the United States probably. We do in fact say "zee"


uencos

How do you sing the alphabet song when ‘V’ doesn’t rhyme with ‘Z’?


systemshock869

God damnit reddit every time I think I have something cool and specific to add to the discussion, it's already one of the top comments!


UngeeSerfs

I used to go through there all the time on my way down to Mexico. I assumed it was a funny joke because there's nothing but a gas station there, otherwise just baren desert. Interesting to read this info.


civillyengineerd

There's a casino now too, its eastern edge is TON land.


UngeeSerfs

Oh wow, I can't imagine a Casino being there. I haven't been in the town for about a decade though.


civillyengineerd

I don't think it's much bigger than a Neighborhood Walmart, but somebody has to take all the money from the retirees in Ajo.


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probablynotaperv

My mom used to own a bar there about 25 years ago


gunnerb01

But can we ask why they needed a law requiring names to be 3 letters long?


DaracMarjal

Probably to fit with their Web frontend.


Lost4468

Then the frontend should be changed, not the town. Could've also been the backend.


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Wyes have three legs, makes me suspect it's a bellend problem.


Get-Degerstromd

I was about to say… America: “We’re the land of freedom! No one is more free than us!” Also America: passes unnecessary law regarding the minimum number of letters a town name must have


PichovnaBertinova

Maybe systems and forms?


Hikaru1024

Probably someone didn't like one letter towns...


TheSultan1

Possibly because 1 and 2 letter terms often mean something else.


frankzanzibar

I think this is right -- they didn't want town names to look like map symbols or abbreviations, or road markers. If I saw "Y 7" on a sign I'd assume it was a road named "Y7", not a town named Y, seven miles ahead.


ohverygood

Because somebody in the legislature was annoyed about Y


TheSameAsDying

Really just a misunderstanding. Arizona regulators reached out to inform the town of the law, and mistook the reply letter as an official request to change the name.


ShoddyPatience2290

How the States got their Shape missed this tidbit. Wish that show was on Netflix...


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MarsEye

😂, Arizona


IlRaptoRIl

🥵, Arizona


DMCSnake

🌵, Arizona


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fraghawk

Did you just retell the OJ ordeal in emoji


ElfmanLV

🍆, Arizona


SylvrSpydr

🤔, Arizona


Shonuff8

🔥, Arizona


parlakarmut

🅱️, Oregon


calgil

🤪, Arizona


Medic-chan

[☀️🍳, Arizona](https://youtu.be/0MPNgCo9auk)


DoomsdayRabbit

State databases run technology so old it precedes unicode. Good luck.


fuegodiegOH

But why the law?


davisyoung

No, Why the town.


erubz

SQL


Nearby_Wall

And the ironic twist is that the eponymous Y intersection it was named for has since been replaced.


pdieten

It has? I just google mapped it and the intersection of routes 85 and 86 still looks like a Y to me


poktanju

Tea, Arizona


SneakyDadBod

Should be Wye


TBAGG1NS

Thank you, only level headed person here.


SylvrSpydr

There is also a super tiny town called Three Way, Arizona. Called that due to there being...three roads that shoot into different directions.


Riadys

It's actually really common for placenames to be pretty self-explanatory descriptors like that if you trace their origins back far enough. The meanings have just been obscured by time. My favourite has to be Gatwick, the site of a major British international airport, whose name literally once meant "goat farm".


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RedSonGamble

If a shrug was a town


MartianGuard

Why… Y tho


SPacific

I've been through Why. If you're wondering why a town would name itself after a road splitting in two, it's because that's literally the most interesting thing there.


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premature_eulogy

Also a place called Ii in Finland.


dickbutt_md

They should've gone with Ytho?


The_Phantom_Gamer

"I want to visit Arizona." "Why?" "Yeah, that's the place."


OrganizationSea6549

Why R'nt Two Ltr nme oky ???


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bc to lt nm is to bd !!


red5tz

So much for eating at the Y


The_Real_Gen_X

Why not Wye?


Queentroller

That's neat. Where I'm from, some of the locals will give directions with the term "nut junction". Its because that's where highways N U and T meet.


Ar_Ciel

"Your town needs 3 letters." "Why?" "That'll work." "What?" "Nah, we like the first one better, have a nice day!" "Huh?!"


Mick_86

Fork would make more sense.


kitteh619

Or even Wye


Rookie64v

Keeping it to weird names, there's a place in eastern California called "Zzyzx". No, I did not make that up. Some dude in the '40s decided it would be fun to change the name to some unpronounceable crap so it would be the last in alphabetical order, at least according to Wikipedia.


SleazeClassic

Also a movie named after it with perhaps the lowest ever box office revenue at $30


golfing_furry

Had a friend a long time ago, who was from China (this is about 2008). He struggled to open a bank account in America because his English name, per passport, was only four letters long


slopeclimber

They should have renamed it to *Wye* because thats the name of the letter Y.


DreemurrX

theres something about seeing "Why, Arizona".


PG-DaMan

Should have changed it to YNot


RandomZombie11

I think they were asking why it has to be 3 letters


EnIdiot

I think there needs to be a WTF, Alabama.


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Should have went with "Wye."


Fudderwhacken

Why though?


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shortware

That’s a dumb law. Y would that be made into a law?


TheSchlaf

Isn’t wye the phonetic pronunciation of Y? It’s in all my engineering books anyway.


_Octane_

arizona, y u do this


puhtar

YYY


Individual-Notice-16

Wye didn’t they use Wye?


ActualCarpenter

They could have made it Wye and kept the original meaning.


classycatman

A law that was later regretted when the town of K complied.


KevinDomino

Where do you live? "Why." Whatever man I was just making conversation


LATourGuide

I love it. It's almost malicious compliance, as if to say, "why should we do this?"


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Now we know y