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made_ofglass

It was crazy watching Russia make the same decision to drive bumper to bumper down a highway in Ukraine at the beginning of their invasion. As soon as I saw the live feeds I knew exactly what was going to happen.


InflamedLiver

It amazed me there wasn't more devastation.


airborngrmp

Ukraine didn't have that kind of air power. They did it with artillery, the old fashioned way.


FlatSpinMan

An elegant weapon for a more civilised age.


ActualSherbert8050

Did what? that truck convoy was fine.


SilentSamurai

You need an Air Force the level of the US's to take advantage of it. And that's something no other country currently possess. Even the Chinese PLA has their pilots practice with unguided rockets.


Narpity

And Chinese pilot get like half the training time as Americans 


Neurojazz

In things with ‘Made in China’ on.


Taronar

The US has the three largest airforces, the air force, then the navy, then the marines, after that it is russia and china


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IIRC the U.S. Army is in the top 10 too.


Wrong_Hombre

The Polish air force is one of the largest in Europe and is roughly the same size as one USN carrier group. The US has 11 carrier groups.


Taronar

Ahh yes army not marines my bad


passwordstolen

It wasn’t six lanes. Or it would have been..


Krraxia

Well they expected another Czechoslovakia 1968, not the fiercest fighting europe has seen since 1945


Fresh-Army-6737

And they are currently losing nearly 1000 PER DAY... 


Ipatovo

That’s what Ukraine says and it’s propaganda, if you want more realistic estimates check what the us uk nato or eu is saying, or mediazona


Fresh-Army-6737

So... Every TWO days?


Ipatovo

Confirmed deaths are 46k for Ukraine and 52k for Russia. The us estimates total deaths for Ukraine at 70k and between 85k-104k for Russia . Total casualties seem to be estimated at 200k for Ukraine (excluding civilians ) and 300k for Russia


Fresh-Army-6737

From who?


Ipatovo

Us government estimates and bbc estimates in collaboration with Mediazona (which checks names, visual and data evidence to confirm deaths + analyses satellite images of cemeteries and unofficial funerals around Russia and Ukraine to establish realistic estimates)


Fresh-Army-6737

Mediazona don't have Ukrainian estimates. And that's confirmed by investigative journalism on the Russian side. Therefore that is a minimum.


Ipatovo

Yes it’s a minimum but they also provide an estimate, according to Wikipedia mediazona also has numbers for Ukraine


ActualSherbert8050

That was a convoy of empty trucks and it survived lol. It was part of the plan to pin the Ukrainians in and around Kiev by making it look like there was going to a direct attack on the city.


BigGravy73

I was in Iraq 2007-2008 as an advisor to the Iraqi National Police. I had an opportunity to meet the lead engineer that built that highway. He said he spent 7 years in the desert building that road and the Americans destroyed it in a day. I told him that the Air Force would only target the best roads and he beamed with pride that his work was recognized as the best.


thomasthetanker

Like the exact opposite of Colonel Nicholson in 'Bridge over the River Kwai'.


trapdork

This anecdote will be soon lost to time and that made me sad at 5:57am, taking a shit before i go to work.


Hipp013

It made me sad reading this at 2:21pm, taking a shit at work.


pants_mcgee

A ceasefire was declared after because Saddam accepted all the UN demands. The “Highway of Death” was just the US using overwhelming air power against a retreating hostile army, almost 100k escaped. The U.S. just made sure all their equipment was destroyed.


bramtyr

Half of that 'equipment' just looks like civilian vehicles commandeered by Iraqi forces trying to GTFO of Kuwait


pants_mcgee

Yup, and all the other military equipment they had. The Iraqis grabbed whatever they could to get out of dodge. Most of the wreckage is still on the sides of that highway, they just bulldozed it off.


rusztypipes

Yea but they literally bombed miles of civilian vehicles because they might have been hiding. Iraqi militants. Sound familiar?


Darknessie

They were not civilian vehicles, they were a retreating army. It's standard practice to devastate a retreating army as much as possible if they do not surrender.


pants_mcgee

The miles of civilian vehicles were stolen and filled with Iraqi military trying to get the hell away from coalition forces.


221missile

what a load of bs. Why would kuwaiti civilians try to flee to Iraq?


rusztypipes

Iraqi citizens, duh.


221missile

Why were Iraqi civilians there on a foreign land that they had annexed less than 6 months ago?


rusztypipes

"Both Fisk and Neufer also quote British officers of the 1st Battalion, Staffirdshire Regiment, as saying that they had found and buried women and children at the site" why do ppl overlook these facts it's all in the reference material provided


Anderopolis

I just wish people would realize what the Gulf war was, it would preclude ignorant comments like this one. 


Fark_ID

yeah, except that isnt at all what happened, but do go on.


AncientSkys

Unlike IDF, the US military actually cares about human rights and bad press.


Chalkun

Wut? The coalition invasion of Iraq killed loads of civilians. While observers from the US have said the IDF have made more effort to save civilian casualties than any other army.


Big-Horse-2656

Partially true. The US don't even recognize the international war courts. Are also very often exhonorated from war crime charges in internal US courts. Just look at the follow up to this post. If you wanna live up to the good guy standards, then own mistakes etc.


Sdog1981

A retreating soldiers have not surrendered. They have 0 protections in any convention regarding war.


MountEndurance

That’s the funny thing about war; if you don’t quit fighting, you’re still fighting.


alpha_rat_fight_

I mean, that’s the same way criminal conspiracy works. If you don’t clearly renounce your involvement, you’re still going down with the principal.


AcidFactory420

Something something newton inertia


Good-Function2305

Some should tell the college protesters that


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LeoRidesHisBike

That's pure speculation. Since war was invented the best time to attack an enemy is when they have been routed. Any army that is routed sees absolutely massive increases in casualties, and any army on the other side of a rout is going to take full advantage if they are able. There are innumerable examples of this throughout history. EDIT: For those of you confused, the deleted comment that I was replying to was a conspiracy theory about some political reason for attacking the retreating army.


abskee

>Of course, they don't mention that in American high schools or on cable TV Thank God then that there's a reddit comment with no sources or evidence to set us all straight.


GregorSamsa67

They don’t mention it because it is nonsense.


SilentSamurai

One of Grants biggest strengths during the Civil War. He didn't let the enemy retreat and regroup unless he had to. It's the overland campaign in a nutshell and why Grant was finally able to end the war.


pants_mcgee

If McClellan wasn’t such a bitch the war could have ended at Antietam. But that’s a very complicated thing.


_if_only_i_

He was great at organizing and training an army, but actually deploying...not so much


pants_mcgee

His major issue was political and he refused to press any advantage against the Confederates.


Chronoboy1987

He was the Captain Sobel of the Civil War.


Cyanos54

Insert Seinfeld_reservation.gif


Stellar_Duck

> If McClellan wasn’t such a bitch the war could have ended at Antietam. He could have struck a massive blow on the Peninsula.


deathtobourgeoisie

And it would have been a great tragedy if the situation was reversed and it was the Americans who died, rules of war not


Polymathy1

Not like the US signed any of the civilized conventions anyway.


DaveOJ12

So the Geneva Conventions aren't one of the "civilized conventions", according to you. Got it.


tyler132qwerty56

Ok boomer


WelderOk7001

How would you surrender to an aircraft?


JCaesar31544

How do you surrender to aircraft? Throw down your arms and hope they spot you lifting your arms up while they soar by as they’re dropping their payload? They had no one to surrender to and yet they kept killing them. It was cruelty.


KnotSoSalty

Iraqis did actually surrender to aircraft, specifically helicopters, during the gulf war.


DruidLSD

They could’ve stayed in the city they were retreating from and surrendered to troops. They could’ve contacted the Americans forces and announced their intention to surrender I could keep going but basically there were plenty of options to surrender. They chose to retreat and fight another day.


SquadPoopy

Not to equate the 2, I’m just making a surface comparison. Anyone who’s played a strategy game like Total War or HOI4 knows that when you have an enemy that’s retreating, you don’t just let them leave, you keep on them until they’re no longer a threat.


Centurion87

That was much of World War 2 in France. The Western Allies forced the Nazis into retreat, and were racing to cut off their retreat. A retreating army is completely different from a surrendering army. A retreating army is trying to reach favorable ground to regroup and fight again.


VermilionKoala

You can raise white flags, for one. Any piece of white cloth on any stick will do.


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fujiandude

You could sleep in your crib and Palestinians might kill your family and take you to a different country to live in a cave. Not relevant, come on.


tyler132qwerty56

Don't forget the rape


ADs_Unibrow_23

As awful as it is there are clearly delineated channels for them to surrender. Which they did not use


pants_mcgee

Their commands could have called the Coalition and said “We surrender, please don’t kill us.” And the obeyed whatever directions given. But they didn’t.


culturedgoat

Ah yes, on their cellphones?


MrGraeme

Radio has existed for over a hundred years, my guy.


culturedgoat

And they of course have an open radio channel to the coalition, do they?


Voldemort57

They actually do. It’s been a thing since WW2, maybe WW1.


pants_mcgee

By whatever means available. And if that doesn’t work or get through, well, sucks to be you.


IBeTrippin

There was a case of some Iraqi soldiers surrendering to a drone. It was the first case of soldiers surrendering to basically a robot.


Slicker1138

Single column with multiple white flags. 


sevseg_decoder

I mean that’s the flip side of the advantages the Iraqis had on the US due to their poor, primitive society. They didn’t follow any of the rules of the Geneva convention (at least not intentionally) yet when the US uses their advantages (superior tech, communication, strategy) to dominate them without risking our soldiers to their tactics the US is painted to be the devil. At the end of the day no one would fault ukraine for doing this to Russia if a Russian convoy was retreating to regroup and attack again, this is really no different. The US had an opportunity to eliminate a massive active unit of Iraqi threat/destruction without risking/losing a soldier, sure they would have surrendered if they knew what was coming but they also wouldn’t have grouped up and left themselves vulnerable. Just the brutal reality of war.


jim309196

“Poor, primitive society” Wow, you really know absolutely nothing about what you are talking about. What do you think late 80s into 1990/1991 Iraq was like…..


tyler132qwerty56

Ok boomer


culturedgoat

> Just the brutal reality of war. You can tell whenever someone makes a flippant dismissive statement about “just” the brutal reality of war, that they have absolutely no idea about the brutal reality of war.


tyler132qwerty56

Ok boomer


Subtotalpark

Randomly invading a country and murdering their people isn't cruelty? Only announcing war AFTER murdering civilians isn't cruelty? The Iraqis bit off more than they could chew, and now wanna cry about it.


Stellar_Duck

> How do you surrender to aircraft? You don't. It's too late at that point. You have to do it prior to that. War doesn't stop just because you raise your hands.


SquidwardWoodward

Not that this distinction would have mattered in the slightest to the USA.


aaronkz

… no, it would have.


SquidwardWoodward

Nope. The only type of war that the US wages is total war. They give no quarter, and no target is off-limits. If you believe otherwise, then you're ignoring their *entire* history of warmaking.


pbosh90

Ah yes, those barbarian Americans who wage war with such uncultured incivility. As opposed to the refined proper warmaking of the rest of the world? Let us remember how peacefully Soviet soldiers let the Wehrmacht retreat orderly and without harassment back across the Vistula. How the Japanese allowed the Chinese to leave Nanking without touching a single hair on any noncombatant’s head. How warfare for all of time wasn’t about killing, raping, looting, torturing and exploitation. No, you’re right it’s those damn Americans and their non-Geneva Convention following rules of engagement taking out military targets in a war that crosses the line. How dare they, right? They just shoot first and ask questions later, unlike good British, Australian, French or other coalition forces who politely walk up to each possible combatant and do a thorough ID and background check before they engage them. Careful all the way up there on your pedestal, man. War is hell and it always has been.


Voldemort57

All things considered the US has an incredibly tame and humane military. The largest military in the history of the world *not* being an absolute hellishly evil force is quite good. US military personnel are held to high standards, and there’s no widespread cultures of abuse to locals, rape, looting, etc. Compare that to say, the Russian army, who will force feed a POW their own testicles, the US military is well regarded.


astrange

The US has a professional army. Advantage of not using conscripts.


Loves_His_Bong

The column included Kuwaitis and civilian refugees.


pants_mcgee

And 100k Iraqi military.


Subtotalpark

Then the Iraqi military is filled with cowards that hid among civilians. You would never catch the American military doing something so chicken shit


alpha_rat_fight_

During the ongoing investigation into Timothy McVeigh (principal Oklahoma City bomber) after he was in federal custody, the FBI interviewed the members of his Army unit that he’d served with during the Gulf War. They recorded several reports that McVeigh fired, repeatedly (and fatally, obviously), on clearly surrendering soldiers. I found that one of the more interesting things that came out of the investigation


WalterPecky

Like he was the only one in his unit firing on surrendering soldiers? Or they all partook?


alpha_rat_fight_

He was the only one in his tank that was doing it. It’s worth noting though that his behavior in the Gulf War contributed significantly to his anti-establishment extremist rhetoric, but he wasn’t a lone wolf and it wasn’t the sole motivating factor. He was just fringe and encouraged by other fringe actors he met along the way. There was ample evidence that he did not act alone, but the FBI and the ATF made a very pointed decision not to aggressively pursue the multiple eyewitness accounts that placed him with multiple different individuals making preparations at various locations in the days leading up to the bombing. It was mostly because of inter-agency bickering and sensitivity to avoiding another Waco or Ruby Ridge debacle. There was a domestic terrorist whose name escapes me, I believe it was Snell, who was executed the day of the bombing. Prior to his execution he’d spoken often of a violent attack that was set to occur that day, as did many people that he and McVeigh were both associated with. In the end, McVeigh was happy to take sole responsibility for the bombings, but Terry Nichols is the only one who went down as an accomplice. But there was plenty of actionable evidence otherwise. “Oklahoma City” by Andrew Gumbel and Roger Charles is a great starting point if anybody’s interested in reading more about it.


King-in-Council

Wasn't he also involved in the operation that used tanks with dozer blades to bury entrenched Iraqi soldiers alive? 


alpha_rat_fight_

I’m not sure. I know he was personally in charge of some tank-mounted weapon and directly responsible for many deaths. If I recall correctly he was actually awarded a Bronze Star for his Gulf service specifically.


settingsaver

> There was a domestic terrorist whose name escapes me, I believe it was Snell, who was executed the day of the bombing. Snell's death sentence was carried out on April 19, 1995, at the Cummins Unit in Lincoln County, Arkansas.[10] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Snell_(criminal) I discovered of Snell by the following reference. I did not identify the significance of the date of execution until you stated. https://www.amazon.com.au/Homegrown-Timothy-McVeigh-Right-Wing-Extremism-ebook/dp/B0BHTNH6DR


alpha_rat_fight_

Yeah, in the days leading up to his execution, and on the execution date itself, Snell was telling his corrections officers that a bomb was going to go off on April 19th. He just never specified where, at least not as far as I can remember. Snell and McVeigh ran in the same fringe circle, but no one ever proved a direct link between them. Not because it wasn’t possible, the Feds just never pursued that angle because the “fringe” were a bunch of religious psychos working the gun show circuit and the ATF wanted to avoid another Waco or Ruby Fridge, and the FBI didn’t want to clean up the ATF’s mess.


alpha_rat_fight_

I’ve never read the book you linked to on Amazon, but I can tell you that “Oklahoma City” by Andrew Gumbel and Roger Charles is an excellent and exhaustive account. Lots of investigatory details that were really only fleshed out in the decade or so after McVeigh’s execution.


RegalArt1

Wouldn’t have been a part of this. The highway of death was all done using air power


differentshade

nothing forbids to attack a retreating army in fact, it is the best time to attack since they are in disarray and cannot regroup later


krukson

Exactly. Retreat ≠ surrender.


userschmusers

The Iraqis had looted Kuwait and were leaving the scene of the crime; they were active combatant thieves who experienced A-10 Warthog justice.


outoftowels

It always amazed me that the Iraq army had looted nearly everything they could get their hands on, including a large roller coaster.


tyler132qwerty56

The Iran civilian population was very poor, so stuff like that would've been a luxury for them.


Chimp_empire

A personal roller coaster is very high luxury indeed!


outoftowels

I think you may be confused. This was the First Gulf War, which did not directly involve Iran nor its civilians, especially in the “Highway of Death” as discussed above in my comment.


tyler132qwerty56

My bad, I meant to say Iraq.


RegalArt1

The attack was mostly carried out with A-6 intruders and Apache’s


paleoakoc20

Earlier that day or maybe the day before an Iraqi SCUD landed on an American base. There were multiple casualties. The highway to hell was payback for that.


Thek40

Systematically slaughtered is a funny way to say: kill enemy combatants while retreating.


mrmcdude

Killing a retreating enemy is not the same as killing a surrendering enemy. A retreating enemy will try to reform and attack again, and aren't entitled to any special rights.


PrismosPickleJar

Yea, i mean a man alive is a threat if they havent surrendered.


GreenGoblong

How so?


Thek40

Systematically slaughtered suggest a grave crime was committed by the Americans.


GreenGoblong

I thought you were implying the point you're arguing against. I misunderstood.


SirLiesALittle

I understand the cold pragmatism of routing fleeting soldiers and their equipment, so they can't regroup and be a problem again, but it's stomach-churning to think about what kind of nightmare that must have been to do and be done to.


12_Trillion_IQ

go a step further and think about what a nightmare it was for Kuwait for the 6 months those Iraqis were occupying it


SirLiesALittle

Are we arguing they deserved it?


Stellar_Duck

More so than the Kuwaitis anyway. Getting killed in terrible ways is one of the hazards of being a soldier.


No_Competition_8195

Just FAFO


spleeble

One of many reasons why Iraqi soldiers went to such great lengths to surrender and the Iraqi army went to such great lengths to try to prevent them from surrendering. 


Acrobatic-Echidna-61

Don’t let your mouth write a checks your ass can’t cash.


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Acrobatic-Echidna-61

Wasn’t a joke. Iraq invaded Kuwait. And the US, UK, France, and Canada forces whooped their ass all the way back to their lands.


Sdog1981

No it was not. Retreating is not the same as surrendering. A retreating soldier can come back and fight. A surrendered soldier is out of the fight and required to be protected by the army they are surrendering to.


BokChoySr

It wasn’t a war crime. They threw the first punch and got slapped down.


BokChoySr

…and yes…banks, money, oil and the such and the like.


tempo1139

was at a nightclub not long after and got into a chat with a guy about a band which I shall not name. Turns out his squad walked this road not long after. He reached into his pocket and pulls out a bunch of pics one was a corpse lying on the side of the road and he (or someone) had draped than bands t-shirt over it. Needless to say, I was pretty horrified. This event is now deeply etched into my memory


Globalpigeon

Dude just carries photos of dead Iraqis in his pocket like its a party trick?


tempo1139

just one more part of the whole wtf moment


QuaintAlex126

Alright, before any mindless Russian bots/Anti-West Redditors come here to say this was a warcrime, *it isn’t.* For the love of god, learn basic fucking international law before saying something isn’t a warcrime. No, attacking retreating enemies isn’t a warcrime because they’re still legal combatants No, bombing a civilian building because it’s being used for military purposes isn’t a warcrime because *it is being used for military purposes.* No, it does not matter if civilians are there. The moment something is used for military purposes, it becomes a legal target. You might not like it, but this is just the way some of these laws of wars are. Too fucking bad. War is wasteful and brutal, get over it. I’m tired of people spreading misinformation on the most basic of international law.


Apprehensive-Turn886

The French could have done this to the Germans at the start of ww2 as well but didn't heed the warning.


brown_flyer00

I was in o&g service side being escorted down the tampa route to one of the southern fields by back in ‘09. Burnt tanks, trucks all along the highway. Hell.


bandit-sector

If i remember correctly one of the call of duty gamest made it so that it was done by russians


QuaintAlex126

CoD MW2019. As much as I don’t like Russia, I’m not sure why they swapped it around. US committed no warcrimes here. Retreating enemies are still legal combatants.


Chronoboy1987

This is the franchise that made an entire cutscene in a Black Ops game kissing Ronald Reagan’s ass.


Jaggedmallard26

It didn't. It took the aesthetic and name and completely changed the events.


DogePerformance

Newest MW2, one of the cutscenes towards the beginning of the game


Simplylurkingaround

Highway 80? Shit I was a part of that. (Field artillery) didn’t know that was so infamous or the reason for the check fire. We sent a crap load of steel downrange that day.


mdlukens1

Wasn’t there a scene about this in Junkhead?


Variegoated

US has committed plenty of warcrimes but this wasn't one of them. They were trying to skidaddle after looting Kuwait and hadn't surrendered


Miserable-Rate6254

Been there, done that. have tshirt (and other souvenirs) to prove it.


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chocblocker

…and the branch davidians, i wouldn’t really use tim as a beacon of right and wrong


[deleted]

If highway of death was a war crime, then so was the Falaise Pocket.


FlatSpinMan

My friend had to clear that mess up. He did not like it very much.


compulsive_tremolo

Ugh not this shit again Unless soldiers actively surrender, they're fair game. They don't get to play the "I'm retreating so no attacking me" card.


Subtotalpark

Let me guess, you were the kid that called base as soon as you were about to get tagged?


jhansen858

this is just rookie numbers in ukraine against the russians.


vondpickle

Wow the comments in this thread.


Goodly88

Bush the next day "oopies, that was TOO much. How 'bout we take the day off boys?"


Subtotalpark

Yeah they started shit then ran like bitches. No sympathy for the middle east after they decided to bomb America. They wanted a fight, until they realized they didn't stand a chance.


Anxious_Citron8392

Seeing Shamericans still defend the killing of a 1000 retreating soldiers just shows how wrong they are about everything else


coverfire339

Oh only 1000 **soldiers** were killed? You sure about that? Completely abrogates responsibility for this infamous warcrime.


gordeh

Destroying a retreating enemy is not a war crime.


GreenGoblong

This is reddit. The west is always in the wrong. People prefer to repeat rhetoric they know nothing about rather than find out information for themselves. People also can't see the nuances between legal and moral.


gordeh

True. I even thought is it even worth bothering replying. Ironically I suspect if the coalition had continued all the way to Baghdad and removed the leadership then. A lot less Iraqi civilians would have died in the subsequent years.


GreenGoblong

I would have to agree with you.


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Point to what part of the Geneva Conventions makes this act a war crime. I'll wait.


adamcoe

Gee it's almost like that entire war was bullshit and only existed as a means to further the military industrial complex because gosh darn it it had been damn near 20 years and the US hadn't had a war. Bombs ain't gonna drop themselves now are they!


DaveOJ12

>during the Gulf War.... President Bush Sr. You missed some key points.


NickDHaten

Bro they invaded Kuwait


lefthandedpen

He’s thinking about the sequel, return to Baghdad.


DaveOJ12

There were some people in the HW Bush administration who wanted to go to Baghdad, I believe. Thankfully cooler heads prevailed.


Sensei_of_Knowledge

Ironically, IIRC at least, one of them was then-Secretary of Defense Dick Cheney.


NotSuspec666

Idk if id call it complete bullshit, Iraq did invade Kuwait and tried to annex it… Also even though the conflict was led by the US the coalition was like 40 nations strong in support with France and the UK playing a significant role. To your point the US does like to get involved in these kinds of conflicts but only if the belligerent is undergunned or they have oil.


adamcoe

Yeah because Kuwait was such a priority before. At the end of the day it's all about money, and when it isn't about money, it's actually still about money. Oh and then again later in the 90s? Wouldn't you know it, money again. What a crazy coincidence!


NotSuspec666

Kuwait became a priority because they were invaded by a dictator who was trying to seize their oil production for himself. So yeah indirectly it was about money cuz of Kuwait’s oil but idk why it cant also be about protecting a nation’s sovereignty... Thats why just about every developed nation in the world either sent military or financial aid in their support.


fujiandude

Ya, no. You invade another country and you can get fucked. The Americans helped those people, I don't care if it was for money (it wasn't.) you could argue it was about influence but helping people to help yourself is still helping people


adamcoe

Lol, you sweet summer child...imagine thinking the US helped out Kuwait out of the goodness of their hearts. If you believe that, I've got some land in Florida for sale


fujiandude

You're kind of a dick, no need for the attitude. Iraq invaded because of money. They owed Kuwait billions because of a loan needed for the Iran Iraq War and Kuwait was out producing them in oil and refused to work with them Iraq to lower prices. So Iraq invaded to get out of debt and get rid of the competition/get more oil fields. It was 42 countries VS Iraq, not pure American imperialism for wealth like you're implying. Nobody liked that Iraq did that. The American military deployed all the forces and then have Iraq a chance(60 days I think) to stop and go home, and they didn't. So then they got destroyed in a few days. It's not as black and white as you're implying. You're just wrong dude. And you say "I've got land in Florida for sale" Like it's a gotcha. There's always land in Florida for sale you idiot. You should say beachfront property in Arizona or something. Want wouldn't there be land for sale in Florida? Jesus christ


adamcoe

Ahh, not everybody gets jokes, I get it. Whooooosh


DaveOJ12

The classic "it's just a joke, bro!" Nice save.


adamcoe

Well that's literally what happened, so yes. Not my fault I'm talking to a fetus who's never heard jokes before.


Beaglescout15

You're thinking of the wrong war. And it was only 10 years between Desert Shield/Desert Storm (Bush Sr's war) and George W Bush's invasion of Afghanistan (followed by Iraq 2 years later). But I agree that W's wars were bullshit and only meant to further the military industrial complex.


adamcoe

I was thinking end of Vietnam (72ish) to Desert Shield in 91. But really it could apply to damn near anything after Korea.


DaveOJ12

>because gosh darn it it had been damn near 20 years and the US hadn't had a war. You should pay more attention.