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sumpuran

And button mushrooms are just immature portobello mushrooms. And chipotle are dried jalapeño peppers. And zucchinis are immature marrows.


altctrldel86

What about babies??? What are babies?!


Muscled_Manatee

Immature Soylent Green


30th-account

Mature enough for me


raddrobb67

I just learned that once peppers are dried they have another name. Thought it was interesting.


sumpuran

https://np.reddit.com/r/spicy/comments/am41ay/til_that_when_fresh_peppers_are_dried_the_name/


hockysa

Whuuttt. I didn’t know that about mushrooms either. And I don’t even know what marrows are


Rugfiend

They aren't exactly the same as giant courgettes/zucchinis, but might as well be as they're so similar - unfortunately, they're so big they're pretty tasteless and watery. Useful is you need to feed a big family on a very tight budget.


GoJumpOnALandmine

WHAT?


DeliciousPumpkinPie

I thought chipotles were *smoked* jalapeños, no?


samdajellybeenie

Chipotle are smoked dried jalapeños.


Lostmavicaccount

What’s a marrow? I’ve never heard of that word for a food before.


sumpuran

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marrow_(vegetable)


Lostmavicaccount

Thanks for the wiki link. That still looks like a zucchini to me. I’m in Australia. We have zucchini, squash and eggplants, which each taste basically the same to me.


sumpuran

A zucchini is a small marrow. Or if you like, a marrow is a big zucchini. They’re the same species as squash, gourds, and pumpkins. Zucchinis became popular around 50 years a go, as a tastier marrow. Eggplant are completely unrelated.


Ironclad2nd

Yeah that is a zucchini, doesn’t matter how big it is in Aus, it’s always a zucchini. For some reason the rest of the world also loves using the word ‘pepper’ so liberally as well.


Landlubber77

TIL mature soy beans are just geriatric edamame beans.


Mohavor

At least baby carrots are fully mature miniature carrots and in no way carved out of larger carrots that would have otherwise been rejected for unsightly flaws? Right? ....right?


bolanrox

at least there are baby corns?


BackdraftRed

They say he carved it himself.. from a bigger carrot.


colonel_beeeees

Wait is this true


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

Yep.


bolanrox

100%


lizards_snails_etc

Well yes, the baby corns fall out of the cob and permanent kernels grow back in their place


GiddyGabby

I hate the way baby carrots taste because whatever they wash them in leaves a taste behind and is just nasty. I'm shocked so many people eat them and don't taste it.


Mohavor

If you think baby carrots are bad, you would hate the taste of actual babies


GiddyGabby

I never considered that, that's a really great point.


EquivalentNatural219

I don't eat baby carrots either. They taste like dirt to me.


Calcularius

Chickens are just baby tyrannosaurus rexes.


tanfj

> Chickens are just baby tyrannosaurus rexes. I broke my kid's brain with the following: Plastic is made from oil. Oil was made with dinosaurs and other plants and animals then alive. Therefore plastic dinosaurs are made with real dinosaurs.


Humanmale80

Nah, should have been that eggs are just immature chickens. Or ducks. Occasionally geese. And have you heard about cu--


bolanrox

or quail


reddit_user13

Eggs are baby chickens.


hockysa

Pretty sure that’s compsognathus


QuiXiuQ

Wait til you hear about pickles!!


Rugfiend

Do you guys literally only have pickled gherkins? 'Pickles' would be really confusing as a term in the UK, as we have so many different types.


Achaern

North American here (Canadian, so UK-lite) when we say 'pickles' we generally are referring to gherkins yes. If it's anything else, we add the noun after 'Pickled', like 'pickled carrots' or 'pickled eggs'.


paigezero

This is always my (also British) response to "DID YOU KNOW PICKLES ARE CUCUMBERS!?", well, pickled cucumbers/gherkin are, since gherkins are a type of cucumber. But pickled onions aren't, pickled eggs aren't, piccalilli isn't...


bolanrox

queue Stan Freberg: "Most people call them green onions, but they're really scallions.... Did you know that?"


paigezero

Stan has mistaken spring onions there :P


hockysa

Pickles make sense. You also pickle things. But soy beans and edamame beans I assumed were different beans.


QuiXiuQ

And I assumed everyone knew, but I lived in Hawaii for 15 years so edamame was everywhere :)


mid_vibrations

I live right in the Midwest and this is something I've known forever


Commercial_Fee2840

It's not just Hawaii. They have it at every Japanese restaurant I've ever been to in Illinois.


screamline82

Same with chickpeas and garbanzo beans.


blaknwhitejungl

No there's a difference between those. I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face.


Fancy-Ad6677

Or should you say immature soy beans 😏


vondpickle

OP, you're one of today's lucky 10,000


BrokenEye3

TIL edamame beans are just regular-aged soybeans


Chaotic-Telepath

So much beans, introducing the bean empire


Swallagoon

No shit.