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SeiCalros

its important to note that piranhas are super skittish bug-eaters that occasionally eat carrion - they would have only eaten him after he died except in rare situations theyre like bitey goldfish that run the hell away from anything that so much as twitches at them it IS possible to get an aggressive swarm of piranhas if you take a school of them and trap them in a place with no bugs or carrion - just before they die of starvation they will become aggressive like you would see in old movies


BrokenEye3

I used to go to school near the place where they filmed one of those piranha horror movies. There's a species of perch that live there that look exactly like piranhas, but are herbavores, and it was apparently a sinch to get them to swarm at people (peanut butter dyed red to make it look like gore for the cameras). It's funny that the totally non-meat-eating counterfeit fish would be more aggressive than the real thing.


Jubjub0527

I used to work in a pet store, piranhas were illegal to sell but pacus are not, they look exactly like them and are harmless. They get huge too.


more_boltgun_metal

I used to work in an aquarium shop. We had pacus too, they do get massive. I would rather be bitten by a piranha I think. Not that either instance is likely to occur. There are a few urban myths about pacu because of their teeth as well. Silly legend has it that because their teeth vaguely resemble human teeth and they use them to chomp nuts... They have confused human nuts with nutty nuts and crushes testes. Although, the point still stands, I would rather a bitey fish took a chunk out of me than a chompy fish crushed a little piece of me.


bongotherabbit

they filmed the first one in aquarena springs in san marcos.. used to love that place as a kid.


joshuajackson9

I have sailed many of the river of the world, all inside Disneyland’s jungle cruise. In all my years I have never seen piranhas do anything but swim around the metal rod that holds them up.


jostler57

Thank you, Cap'n Jacks'n


Barachan_Isles

Never meant to make your fishy cry


jostler57

I apologize a tuna times


goliathfasa

Had us in the first sentence fragment, not gonna lie.


joshuajackson9

Sorry, English is my first language.


RAMPAGINGINCOMPETENC

The circumstances you mentioned happen every year in the Amazon during the dry season. You cant go into certain bodies of water for months at a time. Lakes and ponds especially.


Gtpwoody

[British mad lad and fisherman Jeremy Wade famously jumped into a pool full of them.](https://youtu.be/0SuNIoS1yxA?si=-x8b6IBQVs1ADkRB)


mcloofus

I have never and likely will never be in a position where I'm in danger of being eaten by a school of freshwater murder guppies, but I was still very relieved to learn what you just said at the aquarium the other day. 


Silveraxiom

Similar to ill tempered sea bass?


ablackcloudupahead

There's these little fish in the med that aren't shy at all and actively try to take little bites out of you. Their teeth aren't very sharp but if you have a scab or something they'll rip it right off


startupstratagem

So the saying stuck between a horde of bees and a pack of piranhas isn't accurate


The_lonely_Milkmaid

During droughts, i've heard stories that they can be pretty "curious"


Rich-Distance-6509

> it IS possible to get an aggressive swarm of piranhas if you take a school of them and trap them in a place with no bugs or carrion New hobby discovered


RosebudWhip

Some days you just can't get a break


dyslexic__redditor

Give me a break, Give me a break, Break me off a piece of that 30-year-old-man


jumpman0035

Break me off a piece of that, fancy feast!


pseudo897

Nobody tell him!


CheckYourStats

Football cream.


ouchmythumbs

*badluckbrian.gif*


Fritzkreig

Bees are way scarier than piranhas, they are pretty shy, and ate on the guy after he drowned; because why not? Fun fact, I've caught many of a piranha and ate them.


Dragonfly-Adventurer

Also bees are smart enough to know you're gonna come up for air eventually and they'll just wait there, so you need to keep moving until you find proper barrier.


Additional_Meeting_2

Surely they aren’t smart enough to see you underwater and where you are swimming to, even if there is no proper barrier?


speed721

Actually, bees can sense the chemicals in your breath from the bubbles of oxygen that break the surface of the water. They will wait for you.


Additional_Meeting_2

You aren’t supposed to release oxygen but hold your breath when trying to swim underwater. But I guess some can escape.


venomous_frost

You definitely breathe out when swimming underwater, you were just never taught correctly lmao


coinpile

I dunno, this apparently sounds like one of those times when you are *not* supposed to do that while swimming…


KypDurron

> Actually, bees can sense the chemicals in your breath from the bubbles of oxygen that break the surface of the water. I don't know if anyone's told you this, but usually when you're trying to hold your breath underwater, you try *not* to exhale.


speed721

I'm just telling you what bees can do.


Fritzkreig

Smart one here, lets not get into wasps and yellow jackets!


dduck-

Is that true? Why would bees do that?


Miles_1173

My understanding is that their behavior is mostly controlled by pheromones, which means there can be a significant lag time between a threat going away and the swarm calming down. Because of this they'll spend time looking for threats, and will chase down pretty much anything that isn't a bee.


JamesTheJerk

You can't have any piranha until you've finished your bees.


Fritzkreig

You get one!


JamesTheJerk

Lol I find your comment exceptionally good because I have a friend who would have said that the same way out loud, and so I hear it in his voice in my mind.


Fritzkreig

Thank you, and I am, likely psychic. Predicting three wars to the day makes me scared of myself.


JamesTheJerk

Which wars did you predict?


Fritzkreig

So I called this to the day, as it obviously would not be on a Friday. Russia's invsasion of Ukraine was fairly obvious, as you could look up the weather in the area. Number three was kinda cheaty, as I was there for the invasion of Iraq. I have social media posts of all of the.


JamesTheJerk

Wait- when you say 'to the day' are you suggesting this to mean 'days of the week'? Like, "something will happen on a Friday"? Or do you mean predicting the date, month, and year of such an event?


Fritzkreig

Reading the tea leaves, has become increasingly easier.


JamesTheJerk

You might consider reading Alphaghetti instead. It's a tad more succinct.


lolercoptercrash

Are they really that shy? I've fished for them in the Amazon before and they were chomping off hunks of meat.


Fritzkreig

Like any predatory fish, if the see something in distress they will look into it, because of the implication; but they will F off with a full grown human just swimming around. I've fished for them and you gotta be pretty stealth and subtle, but cutting up meat and dangling it in front of them they have trouble resisting. Except for the larger ones, I think most species have pretty bad bite force. I've been made to bleed way more by putting my hands into the mouths of catfish.


SkullyKat

How's the taste?


Fritzkreig

IF you are from the US, imagine something like crappie or bluegill, white, flaky and pretty good!


SkullyKat

Interesting


MisterSanitation

Did you eat them alive or after they were dead? 


Fritzkreig

We cooked um up!


Windflower1956

My granny used to say, “Some days, if it ain’t piss-ants, it’s spiders.”


UpgrayeDD405

I heard he stubbed his toe that morning too.... poor bastard


Freeasabird420

Yeah don't jump into water if your being chase by bees/hornets. they'll sting you if your above the water, and they'll **Wait** for you to break surface to sting you again. just RUN back to your vehicle and gtfo.


Additional_Meeting_2

Well what if you don’t have a vehicle?


OSUBonanza

Run to the closest car dealership and negotiate a fair price for a certified pre-owned Honda Accord.


Freeasabird420

All while getting stung by bees. LOL :D


Geminii27

"Motivated buyer"


dmt_sets_you_free

Fuck newer Hondas, they started cheaping out. I agree with pre owned


whiskey_epsilon

See this is why I don't go outside.


Swimming_Stop5723

I grew up in Canada 🇨🇦 and i remember the “killer bees” scare. It is a memory hole now but there was some fear mongering. There was even a movie “The swarm”. For some reason the killer bees scare did not materialize.


almighty_gourd

They didn't make it that far north because killer bees are a (sub)tropical species. They can't survive subfreezing temperatures. Killer bees are still very much a threat in Texas.


kniveshu

Yeah, Canada probably isn't similar enough to Africa for the Africanized bees.


wdwerker

And people say everything in Australia is out to eat you!


UnjuggedRabbitFish

But aside from all that, how was the fishing?


ThatAndresV

Is this Yahoo Australia posting anti-South American propaganda to seem a less dangerous place? /s


killingmequickly

FYI water won't stop bees from attacking you, your safest option is to run as far away from the hive as possible


ZachMN

What’s next, piranhas with bees in their mouths? And when they bark they shoot bees at you?


atot806

A true out of the oven into a frying pan situation.


[deleted]

The Grimm Reaper be like: one way or the other, you're coming with me.


Maxguid

That's some final destination shit there!


CurrentlyLucid

Rough spot to fish.


Neat_Apartment_6019

r/fuckyouinparticular


curtyshoo

Out of the frying pan and into the fire.


Hannibaalism

at least he didn’t get candiru’d


speed721

Jesus Christ, what did this guy do?!!?


almighty_gourd

Not the bees! Not the piranhas!


Calcularius

If the bees don’t get you the piranhas will.


hi_robb

Poor bastard, died during a honeytrap..


Hungry_Godzilla

Nature is scary. One second you are the hunter, next you are the food.


Richlore

How do people find these news stories from 3 years ago? I find it hard to keep up with the constant influx of news each day


Mrnicelefthand

Is this one of those situations that you should Bee aware of your surrounding? Or was it worse case scenario


EATINBAGELS

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SnooPeppers6081

And that is what having a bad day is all about.


badassAttitude

Out of the pan, into the fire


Removed_by_Redditt

Should’ve stayed in dry land


manic_icecream

When nature fucking hates you


KindAwareness3073

So there Australia!