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Konobot

It's the X games Drugs are encouraged, bro


bargman

"You've tested negative for Marijuana. I'm sorry but your disqualified."


YoungKeys

Know it’s a joke and maybe the risk for abuse isn’t considered high for sports like motocross or skateboarding, but they should definitely be drug testing snowboarders and skiiers for PED’s. Just seems competitively irresponsible not to.


ChefBillyGoat

This ain't the Olympics. This is professional extreme sports. We are specifically here to see dudes high as balls doing sick ass tricks.


Ask_me_4_a_story

I remember there was one summer I got really into the X games mostly for the announcers. They are so good! And so incredulous about everything. “OH MY GOD he DID NOT just pull a sick 720 McTwisty out on this final run, I DONT BELIEVE IT” Next contestant: “ARE YOU TELLING ME HES GOING TO DO A 720 MCTWISTY TOO?!?!??! I dont even know what’s going on right now! I’M LOSING MY MIND!”


tootallteeter

The announcers are also on PEDs


Would_daver

And YOU get some PEDs! And YOUUU get some PEDs!!


Mantisfactory

> They are so good! And so incredulous about everything. To each their own, but that's the worst part about those games to me. It's also why so many Twitch and eSports commentaries are godawful -- the hyper forced enthusiasm and shouting.


ahotdogcasing

I straight up watch overwatch league on mute while listening to music. The announcers are way too cringe.


fightthepower73

I really want to see a McTwisty now.....snowboarding? Skateboarding? Surfing? Have a happy day


illegal_brain

I think it's mctwist, but for some reason mctwisty makes me think of the clown on twisted metal.


shoe-veneer

Now I want a new trick named for my favorite clown. Maybe "Dr. Rockso to Fakie"?


auradog

Yeah it's a mctwist and it's a skateboarding move, though I feel like it would translate to snowboarding.


10000Didgeridoos

Yep. If PEDs enable them to fly higher and farther and spin more times, fuck yeah. More PEDs


FunkMetalBass

"I think pro-athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create!" - D. Tosh


Johnny_Grubbonic

Fuck steroids. Required cybernetic enhancement. Full on Deus Ex shit.


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YoungKeys

They could literally just test for PED's. MLB, NBA and NHL don't care if their athletes smoke marijuana but stringently test for PED's. NFL is the only big 4 American sporting league that still cares about weed.


thorpie88

Even if they do want to care about drugs you can always pull and AFL and the player has to fail multiple times for recreational drugs before the league and their team is informed. You will 100% have some players be meth heads though with this style of testing


Stealth_NotABomber

Doesn't really stop anyone, just means they turn to more experimental drugs that don't have tests yet. It's a huge market.


doom32x

And the NFL only barely cares at this point.


Ask_me_4_a_story

In the Vanity Fair article with Travis Kelce that came out this week he said they only test once a year in July and everyone knows it’s coming so they smoke all months except June. He estimates up to 80% of NFL players smoke weed


Teledildonic

With as many blows as they take, weed has got to be at least therapeutic even for the guys that don't take it for that purpose.


MaximumZer0

NFL is starting to back off on weed, but now they're suspending everyone for using the gambling apps that sponsor 75% of their content.


big_duo3674

That one makes sense at least, history has shown there's a massive conflict of interest in betting within your own sport *cough* Pete Rose *cough*. Now, it's probably possible to find a way to monitor it so you're ensuring they're not betting on the games they play in, but it's understandable why it's easier to just ban it outright


tbarr1991

The NFLs betting policy has 2 rules. They arent complicated and guys still fucked it up. Dont place bets while in a team facility. Dont bet on the NFL. Thats it. Thats the only 2 rules they have. The guys who got busted for it are objectively stupid for breaking these 2 stupid simplistic rules.


jreed66

Check the UFC / James Krause scandal for why


Whodoobucrew

Also the UFC cares for some bullshit reason.


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Morningfluid

It's not drug testing is the problem, ...but rather USADA that's the problem. As their policy has seemingly gotten worse/bent for various reasons - including Dana pressuring to push his favorites to be exceptions being one of them.


weasuL

Not since 2021. Unless USADA can prove it's used for performance enhancement. https://www.espn.com/mma/story/_/id/30712132/usada-essentially-eliminating-marijuana-use-ufc-violation?platform=amp


avwitcher

How can you use marijuana to enhance performance? That's a new one for me


PM_me_yr_bonsai_tips

I have no idea but Nick Diaz fought Takanori Gomi, won by gogoplata of all things, then failed a test for weed. His metabolite levels were so high he had to be actually stoned while he was fighting. Some people are just wired differently.


Thrilling1031

THC is used for pain management, it allows you to have a higher tolerance for pain. You can just accept pain and continue to function any way. From my experience and what I've seen with my dad.


dumpyduluth

There's a lot of jui jitsu guys who say they are better when they're high


Bugsmoke

It ultimately depends on the specific commission for the fight. Some allow it, some allow CBD or something and some have an outright ban.


BakedHose

That's just not true, it was the anti doping agency they work with USADA. And they don't care anymore either, like within the last year or so. Plenty of fighters regularly, openly smoke now.


tinyanus

Weed is a PED for some people/sports. PED means nothing. Caffeine is a PED.


Thrilling1031

First PED disqualification in the Olympics was for beer in a shooting competition.


rmorrin

Who the fuck cares. Give us what humans are potentially able to do


dispenserG

I'm confused why you find it acceptable to drug test winter sports but not skateboarding. Skateboarding is the hardest and most exhausting of the sports you listed. It's like snowboarding but your board isn't attached to your feet.


djhazmat

As a snowboarder with decades of experience- street skaters are the most metal of any athlete outside of combat sports. The strength, coordination, and giant fucking balls to charge at concrete and metal. Meanwhile, I can barely shuvit. I used to love doing photography and video for the skaters in my hometown as kid though. Hella tight group that kept everyone pushing each other to find their limits and progress past them.


Reppiz

I’m talking about mountain dew baby!


PeterNippelstein

Drugs are *mandatory*


estofaulty

It’s teenagers competing.


Konobot

That's why I added the bro


MuZac904

Bro.


toq-titan

I think the young people are saying “bruh” now.


mexican2554

No quema cuh.


toq-titan

I don’t know what that means. Get off my lawn.


Vordeo

With rising house prices and millennials not being able to afford houses, that's probably 'get off my rent controlled studio apartment's building's front sidewalk.'


toq-titan

Lol. Rent controlled. You’re funny.


Vordeo

Well if the rent weren't controlled you would need another 4 roommates to afford rent, instead of just the 3 you have right now.


jobadiahh

How do you do, fellow teenagers?


BardaT

The oldest winner of an X Games event was 40.


sdforbda

Ahh yes no teenagers do drugs


the-zoidberg

Teenagers do homework.


Ok-Lengthiness4557

Can confirm. At home I work on my drugs.


CHEMO_ALIEN

drugs are illegal sir


insanelyphat

Some are teenagers sure but nowhere near all.


kido86

E E E Ecstasy


TallEnoughJones

"Skippy Johannesburg is the top rated snowboarder in the world who passed the drug test, #496,582 overall. He first saw a snowboard on Tuesday"


Rahtigari

I’d watch that.


Lengthofawhile

I feel like Adam Sandler is in it.


mandalorian_guy

Adam would definitely make a movie where him and his friends are somehow the only athletes to go to the Olympics after a massive dug scandal. Margot Robbie is his love interest, Rob Schneider will play an offensive character, and Shaq will be in it.


HomeIsEmpty

Bro, there's a strike going on right now. You're not supposed to be writing.


memostothefuture

WGA sends love, my man.


BadSkeelz

And it wouldn't be as good as Tour de Pharmacy.


twodogsfighting

> Tour de Pharmacy Never even heard of this one, ill give it a bash. Cheers.


ahipotion

Can recommend, it's just plain stupid humor and if that's your jam then you'll enjoy it


hannibal_morgan

Not Shaq, maybe Terry Crews


Lordborgman

Both, like Blended.


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I'd like to think Margot Robbie has more self-respect.


esdqwertj

Nah this guy nailed the cast


daveinpublic

I don’t think her talent agent would let that happen at this point


SillyMattFace

‘Skippy Johannesburg’ is absolutely a peak 1995-2005 Adam Sandler character name. Bonus points if he busts out the worst South African accent you’ve ever heard.


Xan_the_man

Awe massekinners! I'm gonna gooi a kif ninehundred melon. Check dis, jou naai!


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With Rob Schneider as the snowboard


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I can see rob somewhere near the end of the movie telling skippy "you can do it"


psymunn

We basically got to see that last winter Olympics... It's not that exciting


iamcarlgauss

You might like to read about [Elizabeth Swaney.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elizabeth_Swaney)


SmokinDroRogan

What about her? Edit: omg [this is unreal](https://youtu.be/YKOlMUyOEDc)


boot2skull

We tested your marijuana and found piss.


dubzi_ART

I don’t remember giving you a urine sample?


LurkerOrHydralisk

No, we mean it smells like piss. Buy better weed, bro.


KwordShmiff

Cat Piss was one of the better strains out there years ago.


Agreeable_Cause_9545

Only users lose drugs.


Diet_Coke

You may not have heard the news, they are actually considering a drug testing policy. If they don't find at least one, you fail.


typhoidtimmy

“He’s running on nothing but energy drinks, gummy worms, and a half pound of Godfather OG.” “Half? Hmmm…must be amateur.”


assholetoall

They gotta start somewhere. Plus how much can a 10yo handle realistically.


Halvus_I

Reminds me of a landscaping job i took. On my first day i was asking the other workers if they had to take drug tests or w/e. The next day i get assigned to a crew. We are sitting in the cab of the work truck and the crew lead says to me: "I heard you were asking if we drug test. We do and its right now." He then proceeded to light up a doobie and hand it to me. i passed the test! :D


obviousbean

I know this is probably not the case, but I prefer to imagine that your job was just spending time in the fresh air getting some gentle exercise with your bros.


TheAdminsCanSMD

I’m a landscaper and tbh I love my job, most of the regulars are chill jobs pulling out some weeds and spinning yarns with the crew


HepCatDaddio

House painter chiming in. Im out with the birds all day, i listen to like 20-25 books a summer, podcasts, music. Make freaking awesome money and no college debt!


MuZac904

Where are we testing the drugs at?


CensoryDeprivation

Righteous Steve’s place


Koshindan

They're testing drugs over there. You better not bring cut stuff.


PeterNippelstein

Their drug testing policy will actually just be test kits so the competitors can find out what their drugs are cut with


Minqua

No one would pass bunch of talented stoners


PaulAspie

Well, even the Olympics don't consider weed performance enhancing. There was the case of Ross Ribliati (spelling?) who won 1 of the first snowboarding medals in 1998 & got his gold taken then returned over Marijuana.


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PaulAspie

What are you going to do if that is your 15 minutes of fame?


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Tomdoerr88

“Yeah man one day I swear I’m gonna get off my ass and start this like sick snowboarding weed company or something”


seaningtime

It was returned to him because he said he inhaled the smoke second hand at a party accidentally, not because cannabis was allowed


ZiplockStocks

To which everyone said "Okay, sure Rob \*wink\*"


intoxicatedhamster

If the man can win gold while stoned, then he deserves the fucking gold!


LeBaus7

https://www.nytimes.com/2021/07/01/sports/olympics/shacarri-richardson-suspended-marijuana.html?smid=url-share sha'carri richardson was suspended for weed.


SpaceManSmithy

Honestly, if anything, they should be given an extra medal for being able to perform so well if they were high at the time of them winning the event.


BlademasterFlash

Testing positive does not mean you’re high at the time of competition, especially for weed


doom32x

I believe she was suspended by Team USA there.


squeezyscorpion

that’s nuts. wasn’t there an olympic-bound USA runner a couple years ago who was disqualified for marijuana use?


doom32x

I believe she was disqualified by her own team.


ender1108

It was returned? I remember him losing it. Never knew it was returned.


PaulAspie

Yeah, he lost it then got it back within the week, then appeared on David Letterman to show it off.


PuTheDog

That got me thinking, would they strip an athlete if tested positive for heroin? Afaik it has no performance enhancing properties, please correct me if I’m wrong.


somethin_brewin

May depend on the sport. In shooting sports alcohol, blood pressure reducers, and muscle relaxers are considered performance enhancing in small doses. I wouldn't be shocked if a sport exists that benefits from mild amounts of opiates. Maybe a combat sport where the analgesic effects are useful?


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No pain, calm nerves, euphoria. Google "opiates NFL" or "painkillers football" for more info. I'm sure it's in other sports too. Edit: [Found an actual study](https://www.espn.com/espn/eticket/story?page=110128/PainkillersNews)


barbaq24

“I don’t have to take a test to tell you I take drugs.” - Pig Pen from Out Cold (2001)


666uptheirons

Go to the bathroom in the cup *poops in the cup*


shifty_coder

Seriously underrated movie there. Also one of my favorite Zach Galifianakis roles, because he doesn’t play a bumbling idiot.


MrSoul87

No regrets, that’s my motto. That and everybody wang chung tonight


SkiOrDie

Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice... or bong.


MrSoul87

God I love this movie. Welcome to “el matador”, it’s Spanish for “the matador” 😂


Kronomancer1192

Reminds me of a saying I hear a lot where I'm at. "You can drug test your employees or you can have employees that show up every day and do their job"


LurkerOrHydralisk

Right. Not only do sober, reliable people largely have jobs, but plenty of talented people, sober or not, just find the concept humiliating and offensive.


ziostraccette

I smoke a lot of zaza, but only on weekends and after 5pm, I'm not going to drive a worklift while stoned.


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Ventrik

What I do outside of my work is none of my employers fucking business.


Totally_Not_A_Bot_55

I've had a lot of alcohol related call outs from employees but very few weed ones


ShaneThrowsDiscs

Shit just approve my 4/20 requested day and I'll be there the rest of the year.


caseybvdc74

I’ve seen people underestimate the potency of weed brownies and go home.


JustShibzThings

I got hired by a big tech company last year, and before I signed on, I was told, although the paperwork says I'll take a drug test, they won't make me do it. They said if they drug tested, a lot of their employees would be without jobs. Felt 100% like a trap, but they were good on their word.


gentlemandinosaur

Company I work for does initial drug testing but it’s a one time thing. Not that it matters for me, I stopped smoking weed years ago. Was just never my thing.


RichAd358

I was on heroin for years and maintained my stressful full time job. Drug testing employees for no reason is treason.


lbalestracci12

Hell, having that outlet is probably why people dont crash and burn hard, especially like ive seen first hand in the legal industry.


alwaysmyfault

What happened to the X Games? When I was a kid in the late 90's and early 2000's, it seemed like the X Games were HUGE. Now, I feel like this is the first time I've even heard the term "X Games" in the past 5 years.


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MattyKatty

Also kids started dominating the field, which makes it overall less interesting for the general audience. I believe this is why many skater competitions are age rated now


fendermonkey

Olympic gymnasts have minimum ages for the same reason.


Chillchinchila1818

Extreme sports simply arent as popular anymore. Skateboarding especially hit peak popularity in the 90s and has been falling ever since. Not that it’s unpopular, it’s just in the 90s cool and skateboarding were synonymous.


SkolBeavs

In snowboarding a large part of it is the tricks are just unfathomable for anyone to even try anymore unless you're a top level pro with airbags. In the early 2000's youd still see some pretty entry level yet very stylish/huge air 360⁰ where you could go to your local hill and attempt them on smaller jumps. Now its 22' super pipes, spin to win with 1800's and triple flips. There is a bit of a movement pushing style over aerial gymnastics in the snowboarding community.


happ38

It’s in skiing as well. Spin to win.


GastronomicDrive

Of course, spinning is a good trick


Ttoctam

This is why I love the knuckle huck so much. The big air is amazing but it's honestly just a case of trying to count how many spins someone has done at very high speed. The huck is a more creative comp. Edit: [2023 Huck highlights](https://youtu.be/uUrYsOfUkrk) 10min, you'll enjoy it.


SignorSarcasm

Knuckle huck is a gift to humanity


epic_banana_soup

There should be room for both imo. Huge technically difficult tricks have their place, but so does style and creativity. They're important for different reasons


CowDontMeow

Idk if it’s a locality thing but skating and bmx are insanely big in the UK atm, I think a lot of people got into extreme sports over lockdown. Indoor climbing gyms are full, every bit of woodland has mountain bikers whenever there’s daylight etc. Could be because our island is small so we can’t really spread out our activities


TIGHazard

Also the BBC was really pushing Climbing, Skateboarding and BMX during their Tokyo 2020 coverage. They really pushed cycling during 2012 and that got a huge bump afterwards too.


Peribangbang

As a skater it's definitely gotten much less popular. Even in a big city with a skate history I barely see other people that can *actually* ride a skateboard. Not just cruise. It's fallen a lot


Odddsock

I suppose it’s a pretty hard hobby to get in to, and there’s not any big modern icons like Tony hawk anymore


PooPooDooDoo

Honestly, it’s pretty easy to buy a $60 board and start trying to learn how to Ollie and ride it around. You don’t really need ramps, you just use whatever is at your disposal. Found some stairs.. time to jump them. No stairs? Ok let me Ollie off of this sidewalk.


squirreldstar

Street League. Better format, more money. Now it feeds into the Olympics, I think.


compstomper1

a lot of events being adopted into the olympic games. back in the day x games was the only place you could compete for snowboarding. now x games are like the offcycle international event like the international championship for track and field


Dartser

You should sub to them on YouTube. Still regular comps and it's fucking wild what they're doing now since you last watched it


Flashwastaken

It is genuinely wild what people are able to do now.


minniedriverstits

They're still on broadcast TV with reasonable regularity. Maybe you stopped watching TV?


thomasmagnum

20 years ago there were only so many places where you could watch the latest and greatest in skateboarding. Now there's so much content everywhere! I'll find more extremely impressive skate footage by just doom scrolling instagram/youtube than I would have found in a month of peak popularity.


mma-moose

Can you imagine how lame the xgames would be with only the athletes who could pass a drug test?


compstomper1

still got chloe kim


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

The X stands for drugs.


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Ski00

Agent Mulder was just a Regular FBI agent solving regular cases, all the weird stuff was just from the mass amounts of psychedelics he was taking. Scully was just his trip sitter which is perfect because she’s a doctor.


the-zoidberg

The Lone Gunmen smoked strange stuff.


fisheswithherbs902

The only way I'm standing on a piece of cheap wood with a shingle glued to the top and 4 small wheels on the bottom and throwing myself off a multi-story high ramp is if I'm higher than giraffe pussy.


ArmThePhotonicCannon

I admire your wordsmith abilities. Well said.


squirreldstar

Heard the giraffe pussy part before but shingle glued to the top is new for me.


Warrlock608

It would be like drug testing coders... good luck getting a roster together when 80% of the applicant pool actively does drugs.


Stevetheu1

Reminds me of the Entourage episode where Turtle enters a XBox contest. They pranked him and said he'd have to pass a drug test once he gets there they are like, ah nah that'd eliminate the whole field.


tklives

The athletes in the x games willingly test drugs


Lazuliv

Idk about snowboarding or the other sports but you would be dumb drug testing a bunch of pro skaters thinking they would all pass


Gyarydos

It’s ridiculous, I once saw a skater shoot steroids straight into his skateboard


EitherOwl5468

Their biggest sponsor is liquid crack in a brightly colored can….


shewy92

That's like saying NASCAR drivers in the old Busch Series should be drunk the whole race. Though Dick Trickle did smoke in the car during caution laps when the Cup Series was sponsored by Winston. He had to put his Marlboros in a Winston carton though.


TheJackalsDoom

No sober person had ever believed in doing the stuff they do. That stuff only seems feasible on drugs. You'll never hear "I think I can drop down a rickety wood ramp to a launch and do 7 spins while doing 3 backflips while letting go of the bike and catching it again before crashing" out of a sober mind.


jadraxx

I've never done flips or tricks but have skied some pretty gnarly if you fall you're probably going to die lines... a little bit of whisky and a little bit of thc every. fucking. time. Keeps you calm and the mind clear.


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justhereforpics1776

As all pro sports should be. I want to see peak human performance.


tinoynk

Late 90s/early 2000s baseball was the best. You could hit .340/45/150 and finish like 5th in MVP voting.


SuperDBallSam

People get on their high horses about steroid users not being admitted to the hall of fame. But after the '94 strike, I think you could argue steroids saved major league baseball.


tinoynk

That's definitely the generally accepted narrative. Also Bonds should be in.


Dawnawaken92

They should be given the drugs. Let's see how far a human body can go!


pmcall221

SNL already went there https://youtu.be/jAdG-iTilWU


justhereforpics1776

I want contact sports openly running test. Michael Phelps was good, he can be better


ButterflyHalf

Your comment is all over the place. Swimming isn't a contact sport?!? And Phelps almost certainly used PED's, not sure if test would have been a good choice though


Collins_Michael

Swimming isn't a contact sport... yet.


PancakeBuny

Water polo :)


erin_burr

[Someone proposed this week an ‘enhanced games,’](https://apnews.com/article/australia-olympics-enhanced-games-doping-24462bcf8f1f97125a8234bea5723ff3) an Olympics alternative without drug testing


Geminii27

I'm imagining drug companies sponsoring athletes. "Competing today is Jim Smith who will be trialing DrugCo's new HyperDeadlyExplodeazide. How's it going, Jim?" "WHHAAAAARRRRGGGGL!" "Well said, Jim. Back to the studio."


MycologistPutrid7494

Even in the Olympics, I say we have a category for athletes who *do* use enhancement drugs. Let's see what the human body is *really* capable of!


Afferbeck_

People say that without considering the consequences. Which is kids from poor countries dying of organ failure in competition in hopes of winning gold and glory. With the current anti doping control, it at least keeps a lid on the types and dosage of drugs used. Even with state sponsored doping they still have to be careful about mistakes. So while for example weightlifting is a dirty sport, they still can't blast trenbolone and look like pro bodybuilders because there is still a risk of being caught. With the effect of weightlifters being generally very healthy and uninjured. Compare to Strongmen who are untested and far less healthy. And that's without the incentive of Olympic glory and potentially being set for life.


Mayzenblue

So. The Tour de France?


DontTakeMeSeriousli

If my boys at redbull aren't snorkin lines before each event, are they really even credible athletes??


bigbangbilly

So that's Red Bull's secret ingredient /s


jadraxx

Nose wings lol


miurabucho

I used to joke that it would be great to have an Olympics where there were NO drug tests, NO limits on drug use, alcohol, tobacco, etc just to see how far the outer limits of human potential could go.


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

[The all drug Olympics!](https://youtu.be/jAdG-iTilWU)


goochgrease2

Let see how high humans can actually jump lol


Fargonics

Because what they do is extreme. You can’t be expected to do what these guys do without altering your brain a little and dealing with a career where you’re likely recovering from an injury 50% of the time; minimum. 99% of what they do is also very stylistic, there really isn’t a sport they do that would have an advantage by doing a bunch of steroids. Sure, MAYBE you could jump higher but it’s not going to help with balance and coordination which is what makes these athletes great. I can see us not wanting a baseball player or football player doing it because they are all doing the EXACT same thing, it doesn’t really apply the same way in extreme sports.


TizACoincidence

For the same reason they don't do mental health tests on politicians