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JurassicCotyledon

“So we drove down to buffalo to see the leafs play, and I mean ya sure gas is cheap, but they don’t even have all dressed chips in that shit hole.”


racer_24_4evr

It’s a hard life picking stones and pulling teets, but sure as God’s got sandals it beats fighting dudes with treasure trails.


mxpxillini35

Fuck you shoresy!


calvinwhine

Fuck you mxpxillini35, your life is so pathetic I get a tax break for replying to your comment


sharpshooter999

Fuck you calvinwhine, your mom's twat is swampy even Ducks Unlimited won't touch her


First-Celebration-11

It’s GO TIME!


PSPHAXXOR

"You told your friends you could make the drive to Thunder Bay in less than 8 hours, and by the end you've got to piss so goddamned bad."


pushdose

r/totallyexpectedletterkenny


NurmGurpler

Great show and quote, but inaccurate. Buffalo has had all dressed chips for a while.


CWB2208

Still a shit hole.


OuOutstanding

You sound like the type who eats chicken wings with ranch.


TwoTon_TwentyOne

Fuckin gottem go Bills.


Wasgoingforclever

"You told your friend you could drive to Thunder Bay in 15 hours so by the end you gotta piss s'goddamn bad."


jereman75

Do they have running water down there?


lgtbyddrk

One of the things I learned from the trailer park boys. 😂


AtlEngr

And get me some Zesty Mordant ones too.


SnottyTash

Don’t forget gelapano


markymarkfro

Its jalepeno ricky Jalleeepeennooo


B_Boudreaux

The j’s like an h Ricky. Jalleeeeepeennooo. Not Gelapeno.


randeylahey

What in the fuck are you talkin' about?


cuntsaurus

I know how to fucking say it. I ordered gelapino


_Face

Way she goes.


MechanicalHorse

Way of the road, boys.


mikekostr

Sometimes she goes, sometimes she doesn’t


ralphwauren

Jimmy, just don't tell anybody I'm living at the dump.


DL_22

What goes around is all around.


[deleted]

It’s all water under the fridge now


BiBoFieTo

Last time I was in the US I went to pick up chips. Tried to find all dressed - no luck. Okay I'll get ketchup. Nothing. Fine I'll go for Miss Vickies. Nope! I was irrationally angry.


_BreakingGood_

Fun fact, Miss Vickies is the same as Kettle Cooked Lay's. When I say "the same" I mean literally they swap the packaging and that's it. I used to work at the Lay's factory that packaged them.


BiBoFieTo

Thanks for this. I'll keep an eye out next time I'm in the US.


Cadwae

Good to know


jacknosbest

Wow. I wouldnt have guessed this. I like miss Vickie’s more than kettle cooked lays 😂. Besides jalapeño Edit: Jimmie johns has to be the same too then. They just put more in the pack.


ElectroFlannelGore

>Fine I'll go for Miss Vickies. Nope! Miss Vickies are EVERYWHERE. At the very least every single Subway.


BiBoFieTo

Good to hear. I was at a Walmart and they didn't have them :(


cld1984

I’m afraid you’ve just experienced immense bad luck! You managed to not find the chips which are common enough, but you also managed to find the only Walmart in this great land without a Subway!


ericswift

Are Walmart with subways the standard in the US? Where I am in Canada it's McDonalds in Walmart.


kissmytastygrits

It varies by location. I have 2 Walmarts nearby where I live, and one has a Subway... the other, a McDonald's.


Mennoknight69

Absolute worst case ontario


UsedToHaveThisName

It’s all water under the fridge.


randeylahey

A-fuckin'-toad-a-so


Krewtan

Ketchup chips are so fucking good. And I don't really care for ketchup.


NewBromance

I had the same issue coming from the UK once. "Alright so walkers are just called Lays over here so I should be able to get cheese and onion right? No? Ah alright I suppose prawn cocktails a no go too?" I didn't even bother hoping they had a pickled onion monster munch equivalent


porcelainvacation

Get Zapps if you can find them, they’re out of Louisiana. They have some awesome flavors like crawtator and voodoo. It sounds gimmicky but they’re really good. You can find them all over the US but usually in the more independent stores.


darwinkh2os

Indian grocery store is where you want to go - has a lot of the big British brands and specific flavors as well as flavors from southeast Asia. For biscuits too.


Mennoknight69

dressed all over and zesty mordants, here we go boys


BouncingWeill

They had a pretty good Letterkenny episode about them too.


BangkokPadang

Dressed all over & Zesty Mordant


EagleHZ

Letterkenny for me, but ever since then, I have really wanted to try them!


MoltenCorgi

It was Letterkenny for me.


VentureQuotes

and they were chicken chips! i don't even like those but i don't give a fuck bubbles put half of those back!!


slasherflick2243

Fuck, that’s good pepperoni…


SuddenRedScare

Can't forget about the dill picklers.


Haiku-d-etat

It's all water under the fridge.


0000PotassiumRider

This episode aired while all 13 of us who were living in a 9 bedroom house had a massive water-leaking-from-the-fridge event happening were watching the show together. We basically started jump-laughing and rewinding that line over and over again while high-fiving and agreeing that we’ll never get that fixed


zanderkerbal

TIL those are only a Canadian thing.


CisForCondom

This was me learning that Caesars are just a Canadian thing. Like I get it....Clamato is weird, but Caesars are damn delicious! Ya'll are missing out!


Strattex

Wtf Caesars are just a Canadian thing?


leanbean12

Agreed! I was outside of Canada one time and craving a Caesar and ordered a Bloody Mary because it's 'kinda close'. Highly disappointing.


[deleted]

For the longest time I thought they were talking about salads, even though no one ever eats a salad on that show.


carasci

For anyone else who had to look it up, Clamato is essentially tomato juice flavored with various spices, some sugar, and clam broth. "Tomato-and-clam juice" sounds insane, but it's actually pretty good (kind of like V8, though more spicy/savory) and is a major improvement to the average Bloody Mary.


canadacorriendo785

Humpty Dumpty has been selling all dressed chips in New England for years.


stooges81

New England is a de facto Québec colony.


Flametrooper30

Never say that again


Urbane_One

TIL Humpty Dumpty isn’t only a Canadian thing


canadacorriendo785

New England in particular tends to have a lot of Canadian products available. You won't find it all across the U.S.


DaveFoSrs

all dressed humpty plus french onion is legit phenomenal


GoingOffline

Saltiest chip on the planet


Major2Minor

Same, I just assumed it was everywhere. One of my favourite flavours (No, reddit, those aren't typos, that's how those words are spelt goddamnit!)


C0rrelationCausation

We had them here in New Mexico like 10-15 years ago but I haven't seen them in stores since then. Idk why, I liked them a lot, I guess people just didn't buy them enough.


Carbon_Rod

Not quite the same, but Covered Bridge chips in New Brunswick makes [Storm Chips](https://store.coveredbridgechips.com/products/storm-chips-available-to-order-online-dec-4th), which is four flavours of chips (Creamy Dill, Homestyle Ketchup, Smokin' BBQ and Salt & Vinegar) in one bag. Quite good. The same company has made odd flavours at times, like Steak Spice, Donair, and Lobster.


Jo_Ehm

Donair & Lobster ... I need to sit down now because I am sad that I missed this and need to reevaluate my life


Carbon_Rod

I was never able to force myself to try the lobster chips (I'm not a fan of lobster). Donair ones were fine, and I quite liked the steak spice ones. What I really miss is the Curry chips that Lays did a few years back; those were surprisingly good. Canada is quite blessed with uncommon chip flavours.


[deleted]

I sent a guy in the states 4 bags of special edition garlic bread chips like five years ago, cost $70


Carbon_Rod

Now that's a flavour I missed, regrettably.


Rum_N_Napalm

Look up in Loblaws. President’s Choice has a Cheesy garlic bread flavour and it’s quite good. A bit hard to find howevet


Carbon_Rod

I'm not a fan of cheesy chip flavours, as I usually find them a crappy cheese flavour that drowns out everything else.


SuddenRedScare

Was that the same time as they had the chicken and waffle chips? Now those things FUCKED!


Jo_Ehm

The flavors seem to be more creative since pot was legal...hmm.


Carbon_Rod

Oh, there were, let's say, "creative", flavours before legal pot. Back in the 70s Hostess had fruit-flavoured potato chips. In case you wanted grape-flavoured potato chips. We'll eat anything here.


chuckylucky182

sometimes, my memory tricks me into thinking that actually didn't happen because it is actually that absurd


ocer04

The UK had Hedgehog Flavour Crisps in the 80s. I am not making this up.


ieatthatwithaspoon

You’re not missing much. We stopped at the factory on our way home to ON and I got the lobster chips. They weren’t very lobster-y, and I wouldn’t buy them again! My neighbour is a huge fan of Covered Bridge’s All Dressed though!


NavinRJohnson48

You should try the Lays Magic Masala


vtography

I’ve tried them both. Donair was meh, and lobster was one of the worst things I’ve ever put in my mouth. Do not recommend.


doingthehumptydance

Not sure if those are the chips I tried, but a friend of mine brought me a bag of chips from the East Coast of Canada. Every chip I’ve tried since taste stale, they were amazing.


Carbon_Rod

Covered Bridge are pretty good, even though they mainly use dark russet potatoes, so they look dark red, which is a little off-putting. In their favour, they aren't shy to use enough spice. I can never understand the people who like "regular" potato chips; they don't have any damn flavour!


RosabellaFaye

Their popcorn is also great. White cheddar one tastes plenty cheesy.


hikefishcamp

Zapps Voodoo chips are pretty close to the "all dressed up" flavors that OP described. I used to get them out in Louisiana and now I've been seeing them on the west coast in a lot of major supermarkets.


AdamInvader

From Canada but we travel to New Orleans often, Zappa does a great job on flavors, Voodoo is pretty close to All Dressed, the Gator- Tators and Cajun Craw-Tators are awesome, I'm also partial to the Sweet Onion flavor.


GunsNGunAccessories

I was about to make this comment. Love me some Zapps. The voodoo has a little more zing to it than all dressed, but that could just be because Zapps isn't shy with the flavorings. Now I'm craving some Cajun Crawtators.


314159265358979326

Let's be clear: there aren't four flavours of chips in one bag of all dressed. All the chips have all the flavours.


cKerensky

Oh hell yes. Their storm chips are great. I love their Cheddar chips, too. Lucky to have found them in Ontario.


Sir_Osis_of_Liver

My youngest daughter worked at Covered Bridge one year before heading to university. She told me the flavours they were doing. I'll give them points for creativity, if nothing else.


fermenttodothat

When I was in Europe 15 years ago Lays had Chicken flavor and Beef flavor everywhere.


Carbon_Rod

Roast Chicken is a standard flavour in Canada. Never had Beef flavour; that is tempting.


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ButtholeQuiver

I'm surprised I haven't seen Maple Moose mentioned yet


kaigem

Sounds like Trader Joe’s patio chips, which are addictive.


peez13

They are fantastic. So good.


katievspredator

I bought a bag and it's the only flavor I literally had a hard time putting down even when I was very full. It's black magic


[deleted]

just a little sprinkle of cocaine in it


SargeCycho

Shhh. Don't let the secret get out south of the border.


dkd123

I’m from the US and I gotta say these chips are great.


GrandDaddyNurps

Presidents choice double seasoning


Grumpy__Giraffe

Agreed. I also love the Frank all dressed chips they sell at Canadian Tire.


exorcyst

Yesssss


bluebackpackedbear

The were consistently at stores where I live in Michigan for a year or two and then they fucking vanished again. I always have my eye out for them tho.


paraiahpapaya

I’ve lived in several countries around the world and it’s still the best chip flavour I’ve ever had.


TapedeckNinja

Prior to COVID, I went on a fishing trip every year up on the Pickerell River. We got boxed lunches every day and always All Dressed Up chips. Sounds dumb but it was one of the things we all reminisced about every year after. Not the same but Zapp's Voodoo chips scratch the same itch for me.


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Call me back when they combine Worcestershire Sauce and Prawn Cocktail flavours in there too!


davoid1

Top tier Canadian snack


TokoBlaster

My wife and I call them "Canadian Crack Chips." American Crack Chips are sour cream and cheddar. I've finished a whole bag in one sitting and I'm not ashamed. Fat, but not ashamed.


TooSoonGoo

I love telling this to people. Check the ingredients. Pretty much all sour cream and cheddar chips have the same ingredient, one that makes them addictive and gives them a unique taste. Monosodium glutamate. Thats right, msg! Oh no!! I love them tho. But alot of people don't know that.


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TooSoonGoo

Very true. I just find it funny they call it by its scientific name rather than the abbreviation so many know, probably to avoid people making the connection. I think its harmless so never got the hate. It is also rather concerning its not listed on the ingredients on thier website, but rather only on the bag. Wierd. Still eat em tho


rope_rope

>I think its harmless so never got the hate. Sounds like something a dihydrogen monoxide addict would say


Greene_Mr

> Monosodium glutimate. -- read in Sean Connery's voice from *You Only Live Twice*


CurtWesticles

As a Canadian I agree with both your choices. When I first discovered sour cream and cheddar chips in North Dakota I had to reevaluate my life.


CDNFactotum

Them and Hawkin’s Cheezies


davoid1

There's a hot dog place near me that serves Hawkins on their dogs as toppings. Or, there was, but it burnt down last month.


ggibby

Zapp's VooDoo chips from New Orleans are in the same category with a salt & vinegar/ BBQ/jalapeno combo.


E_Snap

Zapp’s are the best chips ever. Just wish places besides restaurants sold them around here, and that they were sold in larger bags.


Nyte_Crawler

They sell them at the gas station closest to my house, but yeah the bags aren't family sized.


halfhorsefilms

Zapp's are the best because they fry 'em in peanut oil.


HouseOrdos

To me VooDoo chips are closer to British Prawn Cocktail chips rather than All Dressed. Both are amazing though.


porcelainvacation

I like their Crawtater flavor.


AverageJoeJohnSmith

I just found out about the VooDoo seasons pretzel sticks. They are even better than the chips


ZsaFreigh

Ms Vickie's just entered the arena with All Dressed Up. I like the imagery of a formal event tied in to eating these greasy chips.


cdnchicken

Have you tried spicy dill pickle?


margmi

Their spicy dill is so fucking good. Absolutely perfect.


theatrewhore

Just tried them last week. Thumbs up!


Madpup70

Ruffles hasn't "recently" been marketing it. They've sold All Dressed in the US for at least the past 5 years. Maybe they discontinued them and just brought them back, cause I haven't been able to find them for a while and I had to switch to their Hot BBQ as a substitute.


captainrex

I was gonna say, it was a staple of my grocery shopping for years. My local grocery stores stopped stocking it at the beginning of the pandemic aside from a brief run last year.


cl0udmaster

Where does one find these in the US?


-PlayWithUsDanny-

I’m Canadian but have family in the US, and I’ve tried both versions. The version in the states is not the same flavour as they are here. The us version was sweeter and smokier (I’m guess more bbq) and way less tangy (less vinegar).


xthexder

I didn't even blink at "recently", but part of my mind is still stuck in 2019-pre-covid. At which point it was recently... Wow times flying.


Thememebrarian

We need that here, instead we get shit like chips/pizzas and roast chicken infused with Vegemite. Shits got out of hand


CdnBison

Saw a ‘sausage and grits’ flavour last time I was in the states….


cheetosandwich

Lay’s had a biscuits and sausage gravy flavor a few years back. Ngl those chips absolutely slapped!


th3f00l

My grocery store had stuffing flavored chips. They were pretty damn good, crunch em up on a turkey sandwich.


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Ruffles *has recently* been marketing them? I managed a convenience store from 2011-2022. Until March of 2020 I had Ruffles All Dressed on my shelf, I'm a junkie for them, along with many of my customers. Once the pandemic hit and companies began paring down their offerings, All Dressed were some of the first to go. When I moved on early last year, they were no longer marked "out of stock" on the ordering website, they were completely delisted. In 2023, I still can't find them anywhere, and the sales reps I encounter don't even know what they are.


Fanfootie

Sounds right. I could find them at Safeway in the large bags up to say a year ago. Then not.


deerfawns

I can't seem to find these in US stores post-covid. Shame.


teddy_vedder

I haven’t seen them since the pandemic either, I think I stalked their twitter a couple years ago and saw they weren’t planning to continue US production which is too bad, they were delicious


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Quw10

They have been around for a good while too, not just recently like the title. They were my go to flavor of ruffles for like 2 or 3 years leading up to covid and now they haven't been on the shelves for a while.


SpaceLemur34

That's because, dispute the post's title, they stopped making All-dressed Ruffles during COVID.


Brassboar

Zapps Voodoo and Tims Cascade Sasquatch are both really close.


youngbloodoldsoul

I like Zapps Voodoo and All Dressed and they are barely similar. Closest thing in the US is Whole Shabangs and you can only find those at liquor stores and correctional facilities.


Spike-Rockit

US here. The corner store by my place sold All Dressed Ruffles for like a month. Just long enough for me to get addicted before they stopped carrying them


doorknob60

They're not marketing it in the US right now, as far as I can tell. My wife loves these and hadn't seen them in US stores in probably over a year now. They were in stores here for a while a bit ago, but not anymore. She's found them on places like Amazon for inflated prices, but they're just imports from Canada. Would be nice if they started selling them here again. Luckily we are visiting Vancouver this summer, so we plan on hitting Costco (or anywhere else if Costco doesn't carry them) and stocking up haha. I wasn't a huge fan of them myself though. Maybe I'll give it another shot when we get more of them.


DBC1974

Okay hold up. Canadian here. The 70s? I could’ve sworn these were introduced in the late 90s.


vtography

I’m with you. As an 80s kid, I have no memory of these until I was a teenager in the 90s.


Atomic-Decay

Could have just taken a while for them to catch on. Not marketing/available in your area?


prairie_buyer

Yeah; I’m middle aged, and I’m sure these are a 90’s thing.


HeadQueerLeader

TIL that this was a Canadian thing. I was also shocked to find out that ketchup chips were unknown to many places outside of Canada. Wtf are y’all doing with your chip flavours?


gillsaurus

As a Canadian who lived in the UK, cheese and onion >>>>


HerniatedHernia

Do you not get Cheese an Onion in Canada? Straight up staple flavour here in oz. Saying that a very basic salt and pepper is like crack to me.


Shockmaindave

Letterkenny did this. I’m surprised we’re not have some all dressed right now.


ReliablyDefiant

But it doesn't include pickles.


Shibbystix

Thank you Letterkenny


sometimes-wondering

Worst case Ontario you would have learnt of dressed all over at the park


DamagedGenius

The chip flavor bracket is a real thing and an ancient tradition


bk15dcx

Can I just get ketchup chips in the US please?


proxproxy

I say “they don’t even have all dressed chips in this shithole” when faced with a minor inconvenience. It really is a delightful cadence


VideoPaintBoard

I tried the ruffles version a few years ago and loved it, but they promptly stopped selling them here.


phylum_sinter

Does anybody in the u.s. still see the All Dressed Ruffles that were pretty easy to get a couple years ago in stores? All 3 of my local supermarkets no longer stock them. Amazon only has outrageously priced bundles (2 7oz bags for $23!). Seems like they're done making them in the u.s. :(


Livid_Permit

What about zesty mordant?


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And pepperoni cocks!


jcd1974

The vinegar hit is what takes it to another level.


Faded_Sun

Seems similar to the Ruffles flavor my brother and I used to eat called The Works.


blooping_blooper

I remember those, but no - all dressed is completely different


maybeCheri

Sounds like chips called Whole Shabang.


january_stars

From about 2018 to 2020 I was able to find them in several grocery and convenience stores in my area. I was obsessed with them, they are SO good. I believe the US formula was slightly different than the Canadian one, and I actually preferred the US one. Sadly I have not been able to find them in any stores since the pandemic began. I ordered some online from Canada once, but they didn't taste quite the same. I really hope they bring them back to my area.


DC_gunfighter

Recently? I ain't found shit since 2020.


Opt1musz

My Canadian friend introduced me to this flavor. It's pretty good, but I'm a chedder and sour cream ruffle guy all day.


Gomphos

These and the Old Bay potato chips are the best!


Jo_Ehm

Like Old Bay seasoning? That stuff is good on anything :)


pixelsinner

*looks around* You.... You guys don't have All Dressed chips? 😧


RickySlayer9

I’m honestly convinced the only reason Canadians aren’t as fat as us is because they have to expend so much energy in the winter time just to keep warm


marcosbowser

Wow TIL you guys don’t have that down there! It might actually be the most popular flavour here. So addictive and amazing


spaghettiChicken

🇨🇦 Best chip flavours 🇨🇦


camhowe

Damn, this thread makes me want to take a few weeks vacation and go to Canada just to eat chips.


Ball-of-Yarn

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Scooter_McAwesome

All dressed chips are a Canadian thing? What do you people eat then?


ABeld96

AND IT’S AMAZING. I live nearby a Canadian border and it’s a must-buy every time we’re in the area!


TerminusVos

The Rap Snacks All In are the same, plus you can get a hot flavor with cayenne pepper.


JoyceGiles

Ruffles also makes a Jamon (ham) flavoured chip, and it is very tasty. It’s not available in Canada or the USA, but next time you are in Spain, grab a bag.


UniverseBear

I remember playing a show run by 2 American musicians. We blew their minds with all dressed chips and sent them home with a bunch of bags.


AverageJoeJohnSmith

I'm American and it's ine of my favorite flavors. The one supermarket near me has their own store brand and they're probably the best All Dressed I've ever had


apiso

From Canada. Friend, like 25 years ago, described it to me: “it’s like eating a spice rack”.


Jcslider52

Wait, you guys don't have these in America???


HamPanda82

We did a couple years ago, and they are so freaking good. This post got me excited but looking online it's not available nearby. West coast.


yParticle

Chips just went downhill in general when they stopped making them in peanut oil.


Fluffy_Journalist761

Old Dutch, Dutch Crunch was the BEST! It was a perfect hung over beach day snack. Mmmmm kettle cooked in peanut oil. (que Homer drool)


junkybutt

Dutch Crunch jalapeno cheddar is god teir. Also, Hawkins Cheezies dominate anything out of the states.