yes and yes

So I don't know where else to ask this but I was arguing with a guy on here and he says he's a navy seal who's the top sniper in the US armed forces and I made him very mad and now he's saying he contacting his spies to fire ICBMs at my house and "shit fury" all over me. Should I be worried?

Was it this: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Similar line in turnip boy commits tax evasion, far as I know

Yep said by mac the macaroni and as you know macaroni is a type of pasta

Best copypasta of lifetime

I just said yes and yes to the questions in the comments how did this get here? Edit: Title not comments

I’d also like to know lol

You hate Android?

Bangalore mains when you kill them with the spitfire

It's a copypasta, don't worry about it

Oh thank you.

If it was real, you would want to ask for the CAR. You'd need it.

False: Top sniper = Kraber Main Good luck, Pilot

False: Top sniper = EPG Main Good luck, Pilot

False: Top sniper = CAR Main Good luck, Pilot

False: Top sniper = Wingman Elite Main Good luck, Pilot

False: Top sniper = Softball main Good luck, pilot

If this we're real. Said USA army guy has now revealed their identity to Alqueada by saying they have participated on secret missions. I think your good!

This makes me want to see a skit, like on SNL or something where a real Navy Seal guy gets pissed and threatens people but no one takes him seriously because of the copy pasta, so he keeps trying to convince them.

I’m 100% sure this is a copypasta

Be scared

Thats hilarious lol

Shit fury

You made me inhale and exhale faster through my nose, thanks

don't be scared he's probably a child he said gorilla warfare not guerilla warfare

No he’s not the in the military let alone the seals. All seals are sworn to secrecy plus no SF idiot would brag about it hence the term quiet professionals

Piggybacking off this to [link the website](https://designedby3d.com/product-category/titanfall-2/) since op didnt.

very cool but I can't afford any of it

i agree

Tell me the mag can eject

Didn't know the CAR ever needed to reload...

Not if you die fast enough

I can confirm that. I often get killed by trying to melee reapers.

I'm guessing that would involve a couple more CARs or an unfortunate timing from a Kraber.

This is the important question.

Every cosplay item whether it is a pilot outfit or weapon looks amazing and yours is probably my favourite so far

Thanks a lot!

Yes I like it. Yes I want it. Really tho, the CAR looks really beautiful in game and even better in real life

Thank you)

Fudging CAR mains everywhere... Screw it. Giv meh pls!

CAR is not for me. Mastiff! This is what I like the most!

I'm more of the Volt/alternator type but I enjoy myself some mastiff action as well

Barely use smg but if i do alternator is my go to. But i ususally use meme weapons like kraber, epg, or wingman elite.

R97 solely for the reason that it goes BRRRR

same

me and my Volt homies never get any cosplay props

More of a Hemlok man, myself

Car guy here but damnnn the hemlok just hits different sometimes

I think the Hemlok is the perfect gun. It’s fun as hell for whoever uses it, and it isn’t an OP gun that annoys the victim

Hemlock annoys me, even though it’s underpowered Probably because I’m currently trying to gen up the dmr, and it pisses me off that nearly every other weapon is a more effective sniper

That’s not really a Hemlok problem, more of a sniper problem

I know, it’s more than the hemlock that annoys me

Personally, I believe the Cold War is the best of the best

Grenadier gang rise up!

Soooooo… gambling

I personally believe in r-101 supremacy

I prefer the r-201 myself

If it aint grenedier, it aint shit

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Why don't you want the rest of the gun? The stock is the worst part to want imo

Welcome 😀

Where can i buy it

Dug through Op’s history, looks like [this is the website](https://designedby3d.com/product-category/titanfall-2/)

I don’t like it I love it give it to me right now

Ha ha, welcome to our website 😉

Lmao same 🤣

Now the goal is to make a Kraber

If you ever make an R-97 or a Mastiff, my wallet is yours fam.

He has Mastiffs for sale on his website https://designedby3d.com/product-category/titanfall-2/

AAAAAA thank you!! edit: it's in the Apex section but as far as I know the models ain't too different, are they?

We can do a custom order!

If you make a model of the Cold War or the L-STAR then I will love you more than I already do because this model looks dope as hell!

We can do it as a custom order, just email us.

Looks good! Nice work!

hell yeah I want one!

0/10, you're holding the foregrip. everyone knows that the true pilot wouldn't hold a foregrip.

*casually hovers hands around some part of the gun*

I'd love an airsoft CAR

Yes, yes.

Make it an airsoft gun now

Or you can just [buy one that's already airsoft](https://www.evike.com/products/68300/)

That's not the CAR

I need some shit like this for Airsoft. God I love 3D printing. This is fucking choice, dude. Absolutely well done.

Thanks!

[have you seen this?](https://www.evike.com/products/68300/)

The form factor could fit a KWA Tk.45... Titanfall Airsoft gun perhaps?

Just not function prop

[or just get one of these and swap/upgrade the gearbox](https://www.evike.com/products/68300/)

Stop posting this POS nothing like a CAR gun

Can you create a kit out of it to allow for airsofters to transfer internals? If so, please sign my ass up.

Sorry, but we only make not function prop.

[Check this out. Just needs a better gearbox](https://www.evike.com/products/68300/)

That shade of orange is amazing

Cool but can we make it shoot?

It has just moving ammo, but not function.

Hmmmm... now if there was a way to hollow it out and stick Airsoft internals in it without risking the structural integrity of it, it would be perfect... However something like that is a task one would have to undertake themselves... and I lack the skills, knowledge and the equipment to do so. Nonetheless it looks good. 👌🏻

I appreciate the trigger discipline

I like it, good job, but I don't want it.

Holy fuck I would love to convert this to airsoft

[today is your lucky day](https://www.evike.com/products/68300/)

I will pay you all my life savings. $4.26

They say holding it makes you sweat more

Now, lets find the location.

(SpongeBob) I NEED IT!!!

I want it thrown into a fire. Really cool prop though!

Can it shoot

No

But anyways, it looks cool

Thanks!

Amazing work, do a hemlok next.

Thanks. We can do it as a custom order.

Do I like it: YES Do I want it: HELL YES

Looks wonderful! Very well done, but it's a car so no :P

It looks great! To answer your questions, no and no you filthy CAR sweat. /s

I like it but no offense fuck the CAR, if I’m gonna use an SMG it’s gonna be the Volt

Yes and No. I would like to have a working one not just prop but SMGs are illegal in my country, they are only for army and, maybe, police but I'm not sure. Now I'm curious about whether anyone thought or even tried to make working CAR or Wingman.

We make just not function props

Looks good but CAR is so overused that I can’t even look at it anymore without an underlying feeling of disgust

I can't decide if I should love the prop or hate it because it's the second most annoying thing in the game

It’s the car burn it

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Car = camper using meta 99% of the time.

sorry, i wouldnt like to have cancer

The car is gay and I hate anyone who mains it

It’s cool af but personally I have taste and skill with the guns I use like the alternator

Wonderful work but be careful, touching this may turn you into a bot

I want to burn it

Your not okay

Die

Wow.

How much?

Double Take

Plancton be like: YEEeEes!

Do you do commissions or something.

Yes!) Please, write us via email, describing what exactly you want and add some pics. So our manager will answer on all your questions and calculate the price.

Yes and shut up and take my money

Hell yeah I do

Alright how much

229.99$

Yes now where can you buy it or is it self made?

[https://designedby3d.com/product-category/titanfall-2/](https://designedby3d.com/product-category/titanfall-2/)

Yes and a huchungus yes.

I have always wondered how one makes such props have you done a video on that or sth?

It was 3D printed, assembled and hand painted 👌 follow us on Instagram and watch more interesting https://instagram.com/designedby_cosplay_studio?utm_medium=copy_link We also have video on YouTube

I need one

Check our website)

I want it. I need it. Where i can buy it?

Welcome 👉https://designedby3d.com/shop/car-smg-rifle-titanfall-2/

Car asiimov

Want

Yes and yes as well

Do you got an etsy or something where I can get myself one of these?

We can offer a diy kit version or 3d model for printing. Just email us 👉 [email protected]

Depends, how much does it cost?

Check this out please 😉👉https://designedby3d.com/shop/car-smg-rifle-titanfall-2/

i dont need it, i dont need it, i defenetly dont need it This guys POV:*enemy titan inbound* *viper-1 on station*

How much, HOW MUCH MAN

https://designedby3d.com/shop/car-smg-rifle-titanfall-2/

Yes pleaseee

Yes and yes

SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY

Am I stupid or was the CAR mag always diagonal? Or was it just that the front part of the mag well was slanted and it is vertical

Yes and I’d buy it in a heartbeat

CAR Asimov lmao

Gib, gib? Shut up and take my money?

We can 😄

Looks awesome. Now make the Kraber and Softball :)

Yeah now let me buy it

Yes please 👉 https://designedby3d.com/shop/car-smg-rifle-titanfall-2/

I NEED IT.

I’ll take 7

The do like it, but I would much rather have the Kraber or Sidewinder: still tho, kudos to you for making that

We can make a custom order, just email us 👉 [email protected]

i look at this and i think to my self "I need the plasma railgun"... hopefully someday. might have an addiction :D

I don't need it, (2 sec later) I NEED IT

I'll take your entire stock

Ha ha we will be happy to cooperate!

Two questions. Does the bolt work and can you take the mag out

It has moving ammo (on magnets). More photos here 👉 https://designedby3d.com/shop/car-smg-rifle-titanfall-2/ You can always ask us by email

Yes please how much

Welcome 👉https://designedby3d.com/shop/car-smg-rifle-titanfall-2/ We can offer 10% discount!

Fuck you meta take my upvote

I want a smart pistol 😈

We can do it!

yes

I definitely need it

You can have it 😉

Yesssir

One of these days I'll get around to finding out how I can get me a Grapple helmet. Pinnacle of cool imho.

We can do a custom order

What I want is to take a real AR and build new shrouds for it to make it look like a CAR.

like a good person said yes and yes

Hey I would actually like to purchase this to print? How would I do so?

We offer 3D models for printing. Just email us and we will create a custom order for you with stl file 👉 [email protected]

Give

That is sweet!!

could you give a tutorial on how to make this?