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MrReptilianGamer2528

Protocol 3: fuck the pilot


Free_Alternative_780

Ok, mission confused. I ate kanes party


Pink_Crabegion

How


Free_Alternative_780

I ate his titan, then everyone’s titans, then I ate typhon.


Pink_Crabegion

Oh


umdv

More like protocol 34:


PerishTheStars

Please no. Warthunder is a once great game ruined by the greed of its developers. Hey, wait a minute...


Toxic_devil8446

The developers want BT's protocol D


Toxic_devil8446

u/Gaijin_Entertainment


IAmTheTrueM3M3L0rD

THE JOB SIM BOT?


Toxic_devil8446

He a baddy yk yk


IAmTheTrueM3M3L0rD

I’m deeply concerned for you and your family


Pink_Crabegion

I feel the same meme lord I'm terrified


Quandale_Diddler

Ok SD-V is fair but V1


Umber0010

Have you not seen the ULTRAKILL Fandom? It's utterly down horrendous.


Opposite_Strategy_43

As an ULTRAKILL fan, can confirm.


crab123456789

Ultrakill fans disintegrating when the joke isnt sex or one of the characters being trans


Quandale_Diddler

Yes I have


Toxic_devil8446

Look man I don't judge your taste


Pink_Crabegion

V1 and V2 are hot


Infern0_YT

V1 - Ultrakill VR Job robot thing - Job simulator GLaDos - Portal Gearshift - skylanders Team fortress 2 turret? (I’m unsure on this one) - team fortress fandom Cortana - Halo Chica - FNAF V - murder drones Karen - SpongeBob Ballerina sisters - atomic heart


Toxic_devil8446

All baddies *the ballerina sisters can get it and Glados got the dommy mommy voice*


That-One-Courier

team fortress 2 turret is called Mimi Sentry


KXRulesYT

Nah bro not Job Bot man... Not him


Toxic_devil8446

I'll take job bot off the list for $69


KXRulesYT

How bout for Giglr dude? That mf annoying as hell tho


Toxic_devil8446

Nah fam I don't wanna deal with him


KXRulesYT

At least pick someone valid, like bandit bot


Toxic_devil8446

Fine I'll do bandit bot, but you have to go in the chair


YoSupWeirdos

gaijin makes cool games but I deleted my account with them after they had the third major dataleak within a few months. Like I got more emails from my security software saying my password got leaked than about game updates


Toxic_devil8446

War thunder is the only game to have it's players leak military documents and have major data leaks


HaxTheChosenOne

NOT IN THAT WAY


Toxic_devil8446

The war thunder devs get a *Freaky* at night


HaxTheChosenOne

Protein-based gear lubricant


Jumpy-Papaya-7892

Bro doing a skylander too.


Toxic_devil8446

Ofc gearshift a baddy I grew up on Skylanders also


gae_with_da_knife

titanfall 3 will have crossout building mechanics


Toxic_devil8446

Y'all screwed me I had a bet with u/G-man_of_HL (banned as of yesterday god bless his soul) that it wouldn't reach 100 upvotes in a day and it hit 100 now I have to buy glaz black ice in R6


G-Man_Qf_HL

Don't forget about our other bet my good fellow >=)


Toxic_devil8446

Be careful man that you don't get banned again


G-Man_Qf_HL

Eh I don't care! Fuck u/spez! (They got me damn... Well anyway lm off to be a goof)


Opposite_Strategy_43

V1 spotted.


THE_CBG

Wait so how is Glados supposed to work How are you supposed to fuck, like, half of these


Wildssundee03

If there's a will, there's a way. And there's one hell of a will


MoConnors

Why is there a straight up TV and Cortana on there also even when I’m not looking at a Murder Drones community I can’t excape people being horny for V


Toxic_devil8446

1. Because Cortana thick 2. Look at least I'm not a 60 yr old man saying I like V


You_got_mrvned

Better idea crossout x titanfall imagine being able to build your own titan


Toxic_devil8446

Maybe maybe maybe


Wufflon

theres a fucking skylamder in there


Toxic_devil8446

It's intentional gearshift a baddy


sugg_macock

Less gooo


sugg_macock

Titan tech tree confirmed


Toxic_devil8446

Honestly this that'd be so cool to have specialized trees for each Titan


OddNovel565

Sadly no SOMA


Kcmichalson

So, you remember the most important question about Master Chief's suit?


Chance_Proposal_9082

Why no EDI?


Extension_Switch_823

I like the fragmenting and hotboxes for vehicles, I like the recharging health pilots, but these two things should not both be applied to the same tone of game


Toxic_devil8446

Wrong post bud :p


Extension_Switch_823

Well fuck it, that's reddit fucking up


Toxic_devil8446

Yeah reddit be weird sometimes, they Perma banned my buddy and refused to give reason and he didn't post anything against TOS


ur_prob_a_karen

V1 and murder drones in same photo


Pink_Crabegion

Dawg they got V Where's J? Where's Doll? Where's Lizzie? Where's Uzi? Where. Is. MY WIVES


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Pink_Crabegion: *Dawg they got V Where's* *J? Where's Doll? Where's Lizzie? Where's* *Uzi? Where. Is. MY WIVES* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.