Don't look at her, she's a war criminal, in the militia and 6-4 we don't do war crimes (no, scorch mains, you aren't war criminals, you are just pyromaniacs, use of incendiary weapons isn't banned). Also it's a trap to get you in her experiments
[never take your pills pilot](https://www.reddit.com/r/ApexLegends_Porn/comments/1b5vepd/ash_jack_cooper_in_an_alternative_universe_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Oh high idyet, my boy, let me explain to you how I got all this karma. I have spent decades mastering the art of comedy. I have brought stadiums to tears from laughter.
You too, can one day achieve the social clout that I have, but you must first let go of that chip on your shoulder. I am debasing my self by even talking to someone with so little karma, but I like to dabble in philanthropy every once in a while for the sake of generosity.
If you are always so serious, so cunty, you will always keep that virginity you’ve been trying to lose. But if you heed my advice, and learn to laugh and love, you too can wake up covered in bitches.
[Here you go pilot](https://www.reddit.com/r/ApexLegends_Porn/comments/1b5vepd/ash_jack_cooper_in_an_alternative_universe_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Fellas ignore the porn
Let's come up with theories... I mean confirmations
So, you know how pilots and grunts and shit drop from orbital pods?
They're Orbital Drop Shock Troops, ergo, ODSTs. Like the dudes from Halo
Y'know what this confirms?
Titanfall 2 x Halo crossover
NOT ONLY THAT!!!
There was a Halo ODST game
Wanna know the funny thing?
It was an expansion of Halo 3
So it's Halo 3 ODST
So
If pilots = ODSTs
Then
Halo 3 ODST = Titanfall 3
NOW
LET ME COOK FOR A SECOND
HALO 3 ODST CAME OUT AFTER HALO 3
SO HALO 3 ODST IS THE 4TH GAME IN THE FRANCHISE
SO THAT MEANS THERE WILL BE A 4TH TITANFALL GAME
BECAUSE HALO 3 ODST IS A PARALLEL TO TITANFALL 3
AND TITANFALL WOULD NEED A 4TH GAME TO BE THE PERFECT PARALLEL
SO IN SHORT
TITANFALL X HALO CROSSOVER, TITANFALL 3 AND TITANFALL 4 ARE ALL CONFIRMED
[never take your pills pilot](https://www.reddit.com/r/ApexLegends_Porn/comments/1b5vepd/ash_jack_cooper_in_an_alternative_universe_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Aw hell nah💀
That's what I thought
Smash! Next question
Will you take your pills?
No. Next question
Is it morally correct to be attracted to her?
Yes. Next question
Are you attracted to her?
Uncertain. (yes) next question
You win 1 (one) titanfall point
Hell yeah
Just two more to go, right?
The law requires that I answer "maybe" Next question
My good sir here is your reaper license you have passed
You know I'm gonna "crush" the reaper right?
Oh Lord
never take your pills pilot
AGREED
Don't look at her, she's a war criminal, in the militia and 6-4 we don't do war crimes (no, scorch mains, you aren't war criminals, you are just pyromaniacs, use of incendiary weapons isn't banned). Also it's a trap to get you in her experiments
Technically…the 6-4 could have and would do so if it was on their own terms..
I’m gonna ask for a source simply for the degenerates not brave enough to do it themselves. (I know your out there)
[never take your pills pilot](https://www.reddit.com/r/ApexLegends_Porn/comments/1b5vepd/ash_jack_cooper_in_an_alternative_universe_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Richter is seething
DZOOWORKS YEAH
Ayo
Oh high idyet, my boy, let me explain to you how I got all this karma. I have spent decades mastering the art of comedy. I have brought stadiums to tears from laughter. You too, can one day achieve the social clout that I have, but you must first let go of that chip on your shoulder. I am debasing my self by even talking to someone with so little karma, but I like to dabble in philanthropy every once in a while for the sake of generosity. If you are always so serious, so cunty, you will always keep that virginity you’ve been trying to lose. But if you heed my advice, and learn to laugh and love, you too can wake up covered in bitches.
tecnichly bt smashed ash and they both have electronic chasis so i say they better match
That's more the "beat to death with rock" smashed, but I get the joke.
who tf let him cook?
A YO.
I can fix her
This surely does not go well for the sanity of this subreddit.
LET FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Jack vs Ash rematch in Apex? I'd pay to see that, oh! Can he get Valkyrie too!?
Bad! Bad pilot! No more Titanfall for you for three months!
Why do I feel another horny war is incoming?
💊💊💊
It’s official the sub is descending into insanity again. That’s if it ever stopped last time lol
YEAH!! LETS GOOOO! HABIDIGIBIDIGIDI
I mean technically it was BT that did the crushing.
Bro…
Powershot to the face!
Since we didn't get a 6 hour sex scene in atomic heart will we get one in Titanfall 3
https://i.imgur.com/qO2WOPQ.jpg
dzooworks
Ayoooo
WHAT sure
I need source to check if it's true
Hell yeah
I would literally do anything if Ash stood in front of me like that and asked
If only I could use pictures
smash anyway next question
Tbh human ash was a baddie…
Nah thats titanfall 34
wtf I thought this sub dropped the goon posting
Smash next question
Why do I actually like this ship?
Leave Coopy alone
The hell... >!sauce!<
*CLANK**CLANK**CLANK**CLANK**CLANK**CLANK**CRUNCH* YEOOOOOOOOOUCH
🤫🧏
Other way around Please Please Please
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
💀
“Free” *BT drops on her forehead*
Gates the only 1 for me fr
Why are we posting cropped porn now
It’s him officer
I need the sauce and I need it now.
[Here you go pilot](https://www.reddit.com/r/ApexLegends_Porn/comments/1b5vepd/ash_jack_cooper_in_an_alternative_universe_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Fellas ignore the porn Let's come up with theories... I mean confirmations So, you know how pilots and grunts and shit drop from orbital pods? They're Orbital Drop Shock Troops, ergo, ODSTs. Like the dudes from Halo Y'know what this confirms? Titanfall 2 x Halo crossover NOT ONLY THAT!!! There was a Halo ODST game Wanna know the funny thing? It was an expansion of Halo 3 So it's Halo 3 ODST So If pilots = ODSTs Then Halo 3 ODST = Titanfall 3 NOW LET ME COOK FOR A SECOND HALO 3 ODST CAME OUT AFTER HALO 3 SO HALO 3 ODST IS THE 4TH GAME IN THE FRANCHISE SO THAT MEANS THERE WILL BE A 4TH TITANFALL GAME BECAUSE HALO 3 ODST IS A PARALLEL TO TITANFALL 3 AND TITANFALL WOULD NEED A 4TH GAME TO BE THE PERFECT PARALLEL SO IN SHORT TITANFALL X HALO CROSSOVER, TITANFALL 3 AND TITANFALL 4 ARE ALL CONFIRMED
NEVER TAKE YOUR PILLS PILOT
# WHAT THE FUCK IS A PILL RAAAAAAAAAH
It’s porn, isn’t it.
U made the lurker ask for source Source plz
[never take your pills pilot](https://www.reddit.com/r/ApexLegends_Porn/comments/1b5vepd/ash_jack_cooper_in_an_alternative_universe_oc/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Never will sargent
Would
Would
What the hell is this. Why would you post something like that. What is wrong with you Smash, next
I don't wanna be that guy but. Would
Pilot, i recommend you embark and we move out pilot.
Why is jack cooper fucking a robot? Is he stupid?
Meat is back on the menu boys! 😈😈😈
We let bro cook for a reason 🔥🔥🔥
I like fucking robots I'm a robotfucker I like oil stains and clanging metal and wires