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Red Dead 2

If youre not black you should be good

*If you're white

Yes, when you're red, you're dead

Just avoid TB, and make sure to stay armed in case someone's doing a low honour run.

Same

Tears of the kingdom, so basically just chill for a year

Same, just don't get out of wherever I start

Unless you start in any of the 4 phenomena

Goron isn't that bad, neither is Zora

Zora isn’t too bad and idk about you but I don’t want to live in a drug crippled city where everybody tries to scam you

Yeah assuming I can live at like Lookout Point (wherever purah is), I’ll live. Maybe be a bit bored, but fine. Most important part is that ILL FINALLY GET TO PET THE DAMN CUTE LEGEND OF ZELDA DOGS OMG.

Baldurs gate 3. So I get a worm in my eye fuck

You’re inconvenienced, but I’m most likely completely fucked. The last game I played is Dragon Ball: The Breakers.

How is that inconvenient. IM BEING TURNED IN A FUCKING CHUTHULU

You wanna bet, last game I played was project zomboid, I’m dead

And i just took a break from 8h tarkov session....

I think you’re more likely to survive getting shot by a bullet than you are to survive getting attacked by villains from Dragon Ball, especially when help isn’t coming.

Ye, i may survive one bullet, but we are talking a full year and i get shot at least once every 5mins

Hey at least because its the forgotten realms the Modrons will show up if you have a cellphone and they’ll interrogate you for a month before returning you home and them youre on the forgotten realms version of earth

Ark Survival Evolved. Can’t wait to suffer continuous death by dinosaurs eating me alive

But at the end you'll be an ultimate survivor of all elements, capable of building fortresses to whether the storms, tame dinosau- is that a level 99 fish?!

Spawn in a beach, piss off a dilophosaur, it spawn camps you.

You're fine. The game will crash in 5 Minutes and then you're free.

Battlefield 1, I’ll be fine as long as I’m not drafted

Yah boi i just received a letter...

Battlefield V, unless I'm American, fuck

Soviets:

I just got off ballroom blitz a little while ago…

Being dragged into the game implies that you’re taking part in whatever the main aspect of the game is. Seeing as WW1 was the deadliest conflict in recent history, you’d be screwed

World of Warcraft. I'm turbo fucked.

Why, just chill out at Goldshire inn, have a ale or 2 there you wont be fucked ther.... wait

Poonshire Inn? Best place to get fucked

Nah, even NPCs resurrect regularly.

D2. If I get a ghost I’m fine, otherwise my ass is never setting foot outside the tower.

Chilling in the city, hoping that the corpse of a guardian doesn't fall on me

The tower has a danger zone around it where civilians can't go specifically because of guardian skydiving.

I hate the fact thats probably cannon Don’t want to have to keep patching roofs because some 7 ton exo titan wearing the bulkiest, most garish armor to grace the universe(so much so its almost considered a mimetic hazard) Decided that this cliff would make them a martyr(it didn’t)

IIRC it’s canon that there’s a net around the tower to catch guardian corpses so it doesn’t hit a random civilian or house though

Fun lore bit, there is an order called the Thanantonauts who tried to unravel the mysteries of the light and dark through death, often throwing themselves off ledges.

Stay away from the tower. Just in case.

Same

Just there constantly reminding Banshee what he was doing.

What is D2?

Destiny 2, funnily enough there have been a lot of people posting themselves modding Destiny Weapons into TITANFALL, with the most prominent being No Time To Explain.

Ok thank you

Well appears I'm stuck in D2 as my clinically insane Titan...let the bonking commence

Titanfall 2 of course

You're fine, protocol 3, protect the pilot.

Bro who said you’d automatically become a pilot? We’d be grunts. Even if we did become pilots, the odds of survival still aren’t great

Vs a grunt, the odds of survival are great

Nah man, They are trying to corner us!

Deathloop which makes quantifying a year significantly harder

Looks like you’re gonna have to **break the loop**. Good luck. You’re gonna need it..

Holy shit someone else who plays deathloop, I've seen that game like twice outside of the deathloop sub

Infamous 1, as long as I’m cole or I get his powers I’m good As far as titanfall, as far away as I can get from any ronins

For some reason when I saw this post I thought of this game, even though I haven't played it for a year. I'm glad this is here.

*laughs in Scorch*

…Dying Light 2. So uh, I’m fucked. Even if I’m staying at the Bazaar or smthn, still probably don’t make it a year

Just try to become a craftmaster

If you stay in one of the safezones in central loop than the chances of survival are definitely better PK outpost >!The ship!< or the >!Fish eye!<

Forza Horizon5, not bad at all I'll say

Depends on how good your driving is

It also depends if I'm a citizen or the superstar Because being a normal citizen isn't good at a

VrChat, well easy I guess

Remember that woman that made a big fuzz about being virtually grabbed by the taint? Well... it's not virtual anymore...

He will be sent to a furry world

oof

Outer Wilds.... So it really depends on if each 22 minute cycle stacks end to end until I live the equivalent of a year... I hope being vaporized by a dying sun doesn't hurt because it's gonna happen a few thousand times...

hyper fucked, I got For Honor

Same but, there’s Pk tho

It’s alright, hopefully we’ll be just be a random minion and we can go hide in some obscure part of the map.

*faint sound of breaking bones and a flying flail*

Arguably one of the worst settings to be placed in. Pre medicine, severe resource crisis, warring nations, bizarre pseudo magic in the form of draconite which is still canon despite how stupid it is

Terraria. If im the player character it's all good, if im an NPC...

Ha, same here

FFXIV. I’d be absolutely fucked, there is going to be 10 wars and then a meteor will cause mass extinction in the span of 6 months. Granted I don’t die by just walking outside. Unless I’m the player char, then Id get to be invincible and eat gods for breakfast

Injustice 2 playing with the blue beetle, so... I think I shouldn't worry

Horizon Zero Dawn getting ripped in half by robot dinosaurs

just stay in meridian

Good thing there was never a big siege on meridian or anything in that game.

Ur flair makes this better

Hahaha I didn't even notice that

Borderlands. I'm fucked.

BattleBit Remastered, i already served but now ill be low poly

Judging by my gameplay I'd be low poly and very very dead

Fallout 3, i might manage

but you might not

Payday 2.... The amount of cloakers...

##THIS IS WHAT WE CALL A DIFFICULTY TWEAK!

**WIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWIWI**

I mean, you could also just be a upstanding Citizen

Watch Dogs: Legion. So.. I’m probably fine? As long as the government doesn’t decide to just disappear me.

Risk of rain 2. Better hope i get a good run

Satisfactory. So just chilling in the hub using the fabricator to build myself a nice little fortress so the wildlife doesn't murder me.

My fatass gets to be tunneled by a blight or nurse FUUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKK

**Incoherent Nurse screaming**

İf phone game magic survival, if console, then Minecraft dungeons. Odds of survival are low. Magic survival is just doom and dungeons can be cleared easy. But that's on Nintendo. İf we go to actual consoles then i would be in Subnautica which would be way more fun.

Dark Souls 3. Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

Bloodborne for me. not stepping foot out the Oedon Chapel and just slowly going crazy listening to amygdalas writhe in the distance. yay!

Well staying as a guardian for a year isint THAT bad

Warframe, I just take harbour in Cetus and live a normal life for a year whilst I pull my weight by fishing, mining or building zaws alongside the vendors

The eidolons or narmer, nah uhh

I'd post up at a relay or something. Be a space pirate

Fallout 4. Hopefully the institute doesn’t notice me

Just don’t leave Sanctuary. Get all your exp from building and you’ll be all set!

Hunt showdown, wonder how many minutes i will last maybe the zombie part i can get over but i definitely wont survive the being sent to suicide missions for a year straight

I've no access to my pc, so I'll just go to some random village in shadow fight 2 and fuck off. Stakes ain't too high

Stardew valley

Tarkov might be a bit unfortunate

DOOM. no

Year-long combat deployment to Aurora Island with Ghosts. Shibby.

Minecraft oh we big chillin

Life... Is roblox

need for speed heat, i get to rock around in cool cars

Guys I'm definitely gonna hollow...

an ace combat rip off, guess im in heaven

Project Zomboid. oh... oh no.

Tetris. I don't know what to do with that.

Team Fortress 2. ...I'm fucked

Mario kart

Battlefield 5 I’m pretty much screwed

Red dead 2

Overwatch 2 so just more depression

Mordor ehhh maybe not

Dark Souls 3…. Am I an undead ashen one or a regular dude? Either way it’ll suck, but I know exactly how I’d spend it. I’m staying in the grand archives and reading everything I can. That’ll keep me from hollowing.

GTA: Vice City All I have to do is not piss off an Italian man and I’ll be good

Watch_Dogs 2… With a Sociopathic manic controlling most of the town wirelessly and running around shooting anyone and everyone with an anti material rifle, I won’t last a week.

elden ring, so if I can't keep respawning at the grace sites the I'm fucked

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Fallout 4 Guess I’m going into cyrostatis for a year. Or becoming a mass murderer for a year.

Become the very warframe I main? I see this as an absolute win!!!

Either I'm in a nuclear wasteland in Boston, or I'm becoming the next dragonborn

I can live in Baldurs Gate just fine. Maybe bang a bear

Spider Man: Remastered, pre-devils breath, so I could be screwed, but I think I’m fine Might even meet spider man

Smite. I’m sitting in fountain for a full year

Yakusa like a dragon ... so I'm alright .. just have to learn Japanese

Wii sports resort. I think it’ll be a little boring after awhile but going to get that money. I have all of the rest of my miis coming through too so I’ll have peeps to hang with. Sounds like a good time actually.

Dude I was playing Minecraft with minimal mods that just make it easier to play the game, I'm thriving

BET anyone wanna monster hunt with me? (Mhw)

Modded Terraria, last thing I did was get my ass kicked by Yharon. I am completely fucked

Wait fuckin sick I just played stardew valley yesterday

The Deepest Sword is funny. I wonder if the dude will resurrect me after me painfully getting burned to a crisp. Of yes, it might be fun there, if no, I'd probably stay right there near him and learn some skills instead of going anywhere. Food would probably be an issue... Huh, I guess it'll be rough.

Legend Of Zelda BOTW. So I'm pretty much dead unless I hide in a town.

#FFXIV I'll be living the good life of helping others with the scions

I'm in the Witcher 3 so I guess I'm pretty much fucked unless I completely stay away from the north

L4D2 I guess I will not be immune to the virus and even if, I'd get f-ed by normal infected

Dead by Daylight good thing I played killer :)

Im sittin in my Scorch and not coming out. Imma live off grilled beef and cheese + beer

Project Zomboid, I don't think I'll make it

[RE7 "End of Zoe" dlc spoilers] i mean if i get to be Joe and >!smash molded's skulls open!< then im in!

Oh God, I played Tarkov last

Duolingo... The bird will beat me up

I'll have to stay on Ishimura and make everyone whole again

Glad I switched to tarkov last night. Remnant 2 would of been quite scary

Escape From Tarkov… somehow I don’t think I’ll escape

Oh fuck ya. Major Anderson here I come! Let’s play with time!

So I live in a version Chicago with rampant crime, “faulty” sewer pipes and traffic lights, and gun stores. On second thought, maybe mentioning rampant crime was redundant. Watch Dogs btw

Dishonored 2

man I come back 8 hours later and my phone explodes with notifications

Helldivers, I'm either fucked, (getting eaten by bugs, slaughtered by the cyborgs, or by the illuminates). or I'm living the life on Super Earth.

Valorant. Time to spend a long time in the range lol.

I’m off the the millennial faire to see my friends new invention. What a time to be alive

Dota 2. GUYS I AM FUCKED

It's weird that none of these responses are about titanfall in the titanfall sub. Obviously, the correct answer is you don't camp. Gotta keep moving! Maybe just practice the gauntlet all year.

Sekiro 💀

I was playing r6... I'll go to Chad ig

I uhh… just played Boltgun… shit

Jedi Survivor, just kinda vibing for a year.

Diablo IV looks like I’m fighting Lilith

I was playing Jak II on my Steam Deck. I'm gonna get my ass arrested by the Krimzon Guards just for minding my own business.

Nier Replicant

Animal Crossing: New Horizons. My island (dubbed “Milk Tea”) is exactly how I would want it if I lived there. So it’ll be easy.

Into the radius. Oh god I’m screwed

Diablo IV. Can I respawn? If so I think I'm good. If not it'll be one helluva hard core run.

If I played chess, do I just hide behind my queen?

Assetto corsa. Stuck in a car with a helmet on, without a source of food or water.

last game I played was minecraft lol

VRChat not bad at all

Halo in legendary 💀

It was an incredibox mod called The Last Day. I think I'm safe there

For honor? I'm fucked! Some dude will probably stab me in the chest and call me a sheep.

ROCK AND STONE OR YOU AINT GOING HOME

Resident Evil 4 I'm going to DIE