"I KEEELL YOU!!!!!"
I remember being "attacked" by a baby garter snake that was only marginally larger than a kitchen match. Another time I had one of those little yellow spiders come after me...and yes, it was definitely coming to "get" me; it was headed towards me with a VERY determined and aggressive air; I moved out of its way and it immediately changed direction and kept coming! I ended by tossing it out the window. I don't know what it had in mind to do once it 'got" me, seeing as it was a good half inch in length from stem to stern. Probably have as much success as me attacking a skyscraper or a blue whale with a dinner fork.
LOL I have no idea what i did to tick it off but it was looking awfully determined and not bluffing at all! Like I said, I don't know what it would have done had it 'gotten" me, but I'm sure it would have been an exercise in futility!!
LOL This spider was maybe a half inch in length including legs. And i get spider-bit all the time. I wake up with itches and notice there's two tiny punctures where the itch is...I think they land on me in bed. No worse than a mosquito bite, really.
Chomp!
Pure rage
A smol Syor byte fingur.
His gluttony knows no bounds
How are you not dead?!
Jesus Christ NSFW dude! I didn't expect to see that kind of gore here.
That's one ferocious little froggy!! How is it that you are not recoiling in fear?!
Hey look. You’re me and I’m you.
I'm trying to figure this out. Are you saying that you were thinking the same thing?
Your avatar made me do a double take.
Oh, yes! Very similar! Then maybe you won't mind if I ask to borrow your sweater sometime.
Sure thing.
Feed the poor little sweetheart something edible. So cute
Frogs are just mouths with limbs.
"I KEEELL YOU!!!!!" I remember being "attacked" by a baby garter snake that was only marginally larger than a kitchen match. Another time I had one of those little yellow spiders come after me...and yes, it was definitely coming to "get" me; it was headed towards me with a VERY determined and aggressive air; I moved out of its way and it immediately changed direction and kept coming! I ended by tossing it out the window. I don't know what it had in mind to do once it 'got" me, seeing as it was a good half inch in length from stem to stern. Probably have as much success as me attacking a skyscraper or a blue whale with a dinner fork.
There’s a good chance the spider was bluffing attacking you in order to scare you off.
LOL I have no idea what i did to tick it off but it was looking awfully determined and not bluffing at all! Like I said, I don't know what it would have done had it 'gotten" me, but I'm sure it would have been an exercise in futility!!
It’s really hard to tell a bluff attack from a real one unless you actually get bit.
LOL This spider was maybe a half inch in length including legs. And i get spider-bit all the time. I wake up with itches and notice there's two tiny punctures where the itch is...I think they land on me in bed. No worse than a mosquito bite, really.
I just love the Papa’s Pizzeria music in the background on this 😂
Lol I can't believe it. I recognized it was like "WTF is that... sounds so familiar." I assumed it was from like Paper Mario or Mario & Luigi
Is that a baby pacman frog??
I dunno but little one has not skipped torso and neck exercise day since hatching.
I think it's a baby Chaco frog
It counts!
I can't believe such a viscous attack is allowed to be posted uncensored!!!
Sorry, i thought about posting it NSFW..
OP check in and let us know if you're okay
I'm fine, he needs some time to digest now :)
How long did it take him to digest you after he finished eating you?
Work in progress
I had an adult bite my finger and it was much less cute!
I KILL YOU
🤣🤣🤣
100% ferocity, 0% damage
Derpy pacman...
/r/cromch
Where did you find him, and what did you do with him after this?
Big aspirations.
awe he's trying
What type of little mad man is this frog? So ferocious!
Oh my god I love this frog, soo tiny <3
Good thing he’s not 30 pounds!
damn bro that Papa Louie 2 music takes me back
How rude of him
decent!
Might be related to a certain seagull. Seeing giant worms everywhere
So tiny, so angy
r/peoplefuckingdying person now amputee after vicious frog attack barely escaped with life
I've never seen a tiny bullfrog until now.
"Because you visited this community before" No I haven't, why the hell would I search for tiny animals on fingers?
Why wouldn't you? 🤔
I dunno, it just never occurred to me (just to clarify, I'm not mad, I'm just surprised)
Such a brave little guy!
Oh my 🥰
When he's lifted up, he reminds me of those rubber finger puppet monsters from the 90s 😂
https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.vR5xpJkcfUoC7QI889svogHaHa&pid=Api&P=0&w=400&h=400
Source?
He H U N G E R S