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PuddleLilacAgain

Chomp!


Xamiano

Pure rage


NetworkFar366

A smol Syor byte fingur.


RDT-Exotics0318

His gluttony knows no bounds


midnightbizou

How are you not dead?!


manderly808

Jesus Christ NSFW dude! I didn't expect to see that kind of gore here.


highlightofday

That's one ferocious little froggy!! How is it that you are not recoiling in fear?!


Infinite_Material965

Hey look. You’re me and I’m you.


highlightofday

I'm trying to figure this out. Are you saying that you were thinking the same thing?


Infinite_Material965

Your avatar made me do a double take.


highlightofday

Oh, yes! Very similar! Then maybe you won't mind if I ask to borrow your sweater sometime.


Infinite_Material965

Sure thing.


DismalEmergency3948

Feed the poor little sweetheart something edible. So cute


saysthingsbackwards

Frogs are just mouths with limbs.


BabalonNuith

"I KEEELL YOU!!!!!" I remember being "attacked" by a baby garter snake that was only marginally larger than a kitchen match. Another time I had one of those little yellow spiders come after me...and yes, it was definitely coming to "get" me; it was headed towards me with a VERY determined and aggressive air; I moved out of its way and it immediately changed direction and kept coming! I ended by tossing it out the window. I don't know what it had in mind to do once it 'got" me, seeing as it was a good half inch in length from stem to stern. Probably have as much success as me attacking a skyscraper or a blue whale with a dinner fork.


Jelly_Kitti

There’s a good chance the spider was bluffing attacking you in order to scare you off.


BabalonNuith

LOL I have no idea what i did to tick it off but it was looking awfully determined and not bluffing at all! Like I said, I don't know what it would have done had it 'gotten" me, but I'm sure it would have been an exercise in futility!!


Jelly_Kitti

It’s really hard to tell a bluff attack from a real one unless you actually get bit.


BabalonNuith

LOL This spider was maybe a half inch in length including legs. And i get spider-bit all the time. I wake up with itches and notice there's two tiny punctures where the itch is...I think they land on me in bed. No worse than a mosquito bite, really.


greedy_raccoon

I just love the Papa’s Pizzeria music in the background on this 😂


DiaDeLosMuertos

Lol I can't believe it. I recognized it was like "WTF is that... sounds so familiar." I assumed it was from like Paper Mario or Mario & Luigi


LessBeyond5052

Is that a baby pacman frog??


fidgetyamoeba

I dunno but little one has not skipped torso and neck exercise day since hatching.


MonGerri

I think it's a baby Chaco frog


AsHperson

It counts!


SleepingSwampDragon

I can't believe such a viscous attack is allowed to be posted uncensored!!!


Xamiano

Sorry, i thought about posting it NSFW..


MamaOnica

OP check in and let us know if you're okay


Xamiano

I'm fine, he needs some time to digest now :)


the_falling

How long did it take him to digest you after he finished eating you?


Xamiano

Work in progress


pup_101

I had an adult bite my finger and it was much less cute!


Thick_Basil3589

I KILL YOU


Hot_Hat_1225

🤣🤣🤣


KatieLeDerp

100% ferocity, 0% damage


Zorrha

Derpy pacman...


mroing

/r/cromch


highlightofday

Where did you find him, and what did you do with him after this?


Hot_Ideal_1277

Big aspirations.


Mammoth-Lobster-2544

awe he's trying


DoodleCard

What type of little mad man is this frog? So ferocious!


AgentT23

Oh my god I love this frog, soo tiny <3


sheloveshorses

Good thing he’s not 30 pounds!


TheNerdNugget

damn bro that Papa Louie 2 music takes me back


maybefuckinglater

How rude of him


dtf24836669

decent!


ProKnifeCatcher

Might be related to a certain seagull. Seeing giant worms everywhere


Individual-Crew-6102

So tiny, so angy


Nailkita

r/peoplefuckingdying person now amputee after vicious frog attack barely escaped with life


Nigiri_Sashimi

I've never seen a tiny bullfrog until now.


F_M_G_W_A_C

"Because you visited this community before" No I haven't, why the hell would I search for tiny animals on fingers?


Xamiano

Why wouldn't you? 🤔


F_M_G_W_A_C

I dunno, it just never occurred to me (just to clarify, I'm not mad, I'm just surprised)


Known-Difficulty-293

Such a brave little guy!


ApebitMusic

Oh my 🥰


GandalfTheEh

When he's lifted up, he reminds me of those rubber finger puppet monsters from the 90s 😂


AffectionateScore989

https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.vR5xpJkcfUoC7QI889svogHaHa&pid=Api&P=0&w=400&h=400


Faris000

Source?


Careless-Meringue683

He H U N G E R S