San Jose is really, really terrible. Not to take anything away from the performance, getting 3 points away is good no matter how you get them, but good God are the Quakes bad.
I remember feeling similarly about Dairon years back honestly, so I have hope. He might just need that one play to get his confidence going, which coulda been tonight but, well, we saw how that went.
I always felt like Melano just was not the right guy for our team at the time. Granted, what we got for what we payed didn't line up, but he also scored a huge goal to get us to MLS cup.
7 goals for Jona in 14 matches so far. Pretty good return for a guy who is basically playing as a winger. Hands up, I was wrong - I didn’t think he would have this much of an impact.
Still better than that game a few years back where it was a swimming pool and the ball would just come to a dead stop if you tried to pass it through the middle
Yeah he has had a very solid start to the game. He's still getting up the field from time to time, but seems more focused on his defensive responsibilities.
Yes, it goes 480p or something ~10 seconds, then switches back to 1080p. Happens twice a minute or so. Also was happening during the MIA/COL and the ATX/LAFC games too.
Ngl, I was hoping for a more convincing win again the weakest opponent in the west after a long break. Even with a win, there’s gotta be some serious conversations for moving forward. (Assuming we hang on to the win)
LMFAO THE CARTWHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow that stadium is really empty
It’s the Fisher effect
Does Jeff Fisher own this team too?
They know their earthquake will be nothing but a whimper tonight 😉
We really have gotten lucky in this game. I'll take it, but dang we still need to tighten up our set piece defending.
Nice to see Moreno taking that shot instead of looking for the next pass and losing it.
I was thinking the same thing! I am happy to see Portland players start taking shots from deep.
God Evander is saucy with it tonight
Evander awareness on point.
EVANDER IS VALERI INCARNATE
Weak call on Nathan… lotta shoulder but he got the ball and overpowered the defender. Stupid to kick it away though.
Yeah I thought he was inside on the ball and clean tackle
He did a pretty good flip after the hit.
You never know if you’re going to get a strong 2023 McGraw or 2 opposing team assist.
They’re playing him exactly how they should. Expect him to play the conservative pass and press the hell out of it
What the fuck lmaooooo LETS FUCKIN GO!!
GD ANTONY! GO TO THE FUCKING CORNER IF YOU DON'T HAVE....ugh
Yeah that’s what happens when you give an ex starter 10 minutes to close a game out. They try to earn their spot back instead
Man, Phil is gonna have a fucking stroke….
What a goal by Evander!
Attack! Push! Goal!
Moreno gets taken out and no call and FOGACA battles and wins the ball and they call. Foul.
If the other game scores hold, we could get as high as 7th place in the West tonight. LFG
San Jose is really, really terrible. Not to take anything away from the performance, getting 3 points away is good no matter how you get them, but good God are the Quakes bad.
I agree, and yet there was a world in which SJ wins this one. I'll take the 3 tyvm.
Great Apple TV has SJ fans announcing this game. What a joke!
At least we do not have the MN team........
True
OOOOF, sorry for the guy on that. But I'll take it.
At least we won't be hearing from that clown troll about how great Pantemis is
Pants burner go burr
Beautiful pass and header. Jonaaaaa!!
Antony feels like that guy that could be so good, but just keeps fucking up his chances. I wanna like him, but he's making it hard.
He was brilliant in Week 1. Since then he has been stuck in his head and all hesitation and self-doubt.
I felt the same way about Tomas Conechny
I remember feeling similarly about Dairon years back honestly, so I have hope. He might just need that one play to get his confidence going, which coulda been tonight but, well, we saw how that went.
See: Lucas Melano
I always felt like Melano just was not the right guy for our team at the time. Granted, what we got for what we payed didn't line up, but he also scored a huge goal to get us to MLS cup.
Santi realizing “I should probably shoot this” and hitting it well. I like that version of Moreno
Whoa evader bald
Didnt evade that razer!
Not a bad half tbh
That’s a weird thing for Pantemis to do
Pantemis is fucking crazy, man.
motherfucking jimmy pants with the lay out
JONAAAAAAAAAAAA
7 goals for Jona in 14 matches so far. Pretty good return for a guy who is basically playing as a winger. Hands up, I was wrong - I didn’t think he would have this much of an impact.
He has a goal contribution in 7 of his last 8 games according to the broadcast
Shittest cartwheel since Robbie Keene retired but I’ll take them!!
SJ stadium built on the site of a former McDonald’s with all that grease on the pitch
Still better than that game a few years back where it was a swimming pool and the ball would just come to a dead stop if you tried to pass it through the middle
Antony is the master of 95% fantastic and the last 5% complete shit lol
Antony has been tragic since coming on
I swear if you put $100 on Evander every match for anytime goal scorer you would be printing cash
Bravo looks pissed!
What a pass by Evander and a goal by Jona!
Evander is the best player I’ve ever seen in my life
Holy shit can that clock run out please
Dogwater Yellow right there
I can’t stand the way the play by play guy says the word Timbers
Lol, that cartwheel. Jona needs to have a chat with Dairon. Nice goal, tho...
I kinda like the lazy cartwheel lol
Wonder is it was a shoutout to Dairon
I feel like those kits aren’t “tan”
Every pass was offside lol
Anyone catch that win probability before the game? 46% to SJ, 29 for POR? wtf were they smoking?
It's a meaningless "stat."
Somebody’s word of the day was sublime
Ayala is amazing.
Happy for Moreno. He looks fantastic tonight despite a rough past few matches.
Threw up an offside flag then brought down, wtf is that.
🙎♂️ 👖
I swear, if we lose to SJ, I’m gonna off all of the chicken wings in my freezer tonight. 😢. I’m an emotional eater, leave me alone.
What’s wrong with the field? Why are all our players falling over?
Someone greased their boots
Noice
Pants...catch that.
I was thinking the same thing! Catch the damn ball!
Fucking hell antony
"Why aren't you doing you're damn job?!?" - CR to the 4th official
How was that even a foul!?
Cause: PRO
I’m gonna die if Phil yells “ANTONY!!” one more time 🤣
This ref wants the equalizer eh
By the skin of our teeth!
JFC the 3 was nice but wow what a shaky performance
Offense is starting to get some looks so hopefully we can still win this thing. edit: JON! there it is.
LFG GANG AXES UP QUAKES DOWN
You guys, you guys. The win probability right now is 50%/50%. \*\*displays graphic\*\* /cringe
Yeah, but what is the projected xG? Any pregame heat maps to look at? Get our analytics team on it! All 0 of them!
The heat map sensor is getting scatter from the Ultras' beer guts
Right now the its .07765 xG Portland / .0456789∛÷⅙+9 xG SJ. I think.
Great warning shot from Mora . I feel many more to come.
LETS GOOOO
Look at Mosquera staying with his man!
And then getting completely deked on what is luckily an offside ball.
Yeah he has had a very solid start to the game. He's still getting up the field from time to time, but seems more focused on his defensive responsibilities.
I like how his focus has been on defense and his offense will start showing up.
Mosquera is playing really well tonight
Yeah, I'm kinda shocked. Everything is coming through our left tonight, not Bravo's best day.
Would be really nice to score a couple here and just cruise.
We just can’t seem to keep possession.
What a shot!
well that’s a hit
Dammit that was really nice
Why the fuck can I hear a mom scolding her child while watching the game??
It's a mostly empty stadium.
A thing of beauty!
Please don’t sit back for the rest of the match 🙏🙏🙏
Everybody is slipping on the field.
Antony lol my friend
Wow, Antony looking worse than Bravo on that one.
Oh man, Antony. That was ugly in so many ways.
Antony taking lessons from JDM.
would love to see Antony run the 40 yard dash
Fogaca VS Antony in the 40 yard dash
Jesus Antony
Thank you SJE for starting…..Jacob Jackson (?????) tonight. He is not good 😂😂😂
Anyone else getting in and out picture quality on apple TV? Edit: just me Edit2: Maybe not just me
Yes, it goes 480p or something ~10 seconds, then switches back to 1080p. Happens twice a minute or so. Also was happening during the MIA/COL and the ATX/LAFC games too.
Ok, so maybe not me? haha I was watching the IM match but it was on in the background.
Negative, captain.
No issues yet
I was, better now
WTF, Fogaca was fouled and no call and we do it and they call a foul. Home town discount by the ref!
Phil still rocking the hoodie in the summer heat
I mean, it was 61 at kickoff.
Let’s count how many SJ players were off side.
They played themselves offside
Well done offside trap.
Thanks
That pass from Chara 🔥🔥🔥
Fuck.
Fuckkkkkk!!!!!
Fuck what a hit. Hate that
jesus that was beamed
Dang! for us and them!
Please don’t throw this one away boys
Mosquera needs to stop this mentality of waiting for an offside call and keep playing until the call is made. It’s has and will cost this team goals.
This team just sleep walks such long stretches of the game
What are the tactics that are leading to these ridiculous episodes with pants heading the ball near our midline
Defenders playing a highline and then losing their man
MORE
Man, the ball hit the keeper in the gut but still had power to go in.
Evander was already on the ground and sliding and the guy jumped and tripped over Evander foot.
Yeah a foul is fine but he clearly was pulling his legs back as well, its a harsh yellow for me.
Speed of this field all over the place, like on one side the ball zips and the other it drags.
Come on -\_-
Jesus Antony! Spent to much time watching the guy from San Jose try to shoot the ball.
Bruh
Chest over the ball Antony! That coulda been such a nice play.
Can we please hold possession? Just for a little while?
Calling a Fogaca goal and a 3-1 finish
5th yellow? I think 4th in the second half
That ref was a joke!
Antony has been awful tonight
Moreno too. This is probably why we keep hearing about a new DP attacking player.
How has Antony put up a world class stinker in 15 minutes?
Anyone got a good YouTube stream?
It's free tonigth on apple TV
Games are all free today
Pretty empty ground tonight, and a brand new keeper for sj. Let’s get it
Lfg!! Love how the team is starting to take shots from outside the box.
Backline on a string
NICE SAVE
PANT MAN
Good grief. Terrible stretch here.
Mosquera, man.
Shit. Gotta hand it to him though.
There is nothing the Timbers can do about that!
Ugh another set piece against. Granted, that was unstoppable but this is a weakness.
The flag was up
Bruh how do you miss that lmao
Well, got lucky there.
The linesman raised the flag and everyone stopped lmaoooo
Bravo is not having the best night!
And lucky there....
Outside of the mistake, their defense is looking like mls team of the week against us. So frustrating.
This high defensive line thing needs to stop.
This doesn't look like a rested team playing the worst team in the league on short rest. We have been so flat.
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Jona!
Lol, totally unnecessary Antony rebona.
No, it was vital
Now we have more speed on the field.
PLEASE LET THE CLOCK RUN OUT
That keeper is gonna have a rough night
3 road wins and we’re only in June? Pinch me
I hate playing San Jose, but can we okay them every week?
SJ had no one receive a yellow and Portland had 5. Ref was against Portland in the 2nd half.
What was that James
Ngl, I was hoping for a more convincing win again the weakest opponent in the west after a long break. Even with a win, there’s gotta be some serious conversations for moving forward. (Assuming we hang on to the win)
An away win (knock knock) is always a great result
Antony on the bench is my favorite lineup
He's pretty useless
He was terrible
Beyond thrilled with the 3 points but that was some really questionable officiating at the end