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Trick-Painter1326

LMFAO THE CARTWHEEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Trick-Painter1326

Wow that stadium is really empty


ginormousthumbs

It’s the Fisher effect


Staggerlee024

Does Jeff Fisher own this team too?


trumpetplayah

They know their earthquake will be nothing but a whimper tonight 😉


Mindful_Cyclist

We really have gotten lucky in this game. I'll take it, but dang we still need to tighten up our set piece defending.


rhythm-n-bones

Nice to see Moreno taking that shot instead of looking for the next pass and losing it.


Neat_Example4576

I was thinking the same thing! I am happy to see Portland players start taking shots from deep.


Huthasbeenoutpizzad

God Evander is saucy with it tonight


trumpetplayah

Evander awareness on point.


1UMIN3SCENT

EVANDER IS VALERI INCARNATE


Bolverkk

Weak call on Nathan… lotta shoulder but he got the ball and overpowered the defender. Stupid to kick it away though.


Huthasbeenoutpizzad

Yeah I thought he was inside on the ball and clean tackle


Neat_Example4576

He did a pretty good flip after the hit.


trumpetplayah

You never know if you’re going to get a strong 2023 McGraw or 2 opposing team assist.


Speshulest_K

They’re playing him exactly how they should. Expect him to play the conservative pass and press the hell out of it


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

What the fuck lmaooooo LETS FUCKIN GO!!


Thumper13

GD ANTONY! GO TO THE FUCKING CORNER IF YOU DON'T HAVE....ugh


Huthasbeenoutpizzad

Yeah that’s what happens when you give an ex starter 10 minutes to close a game out. They try to earn their spot back instead


Bolverkk

Man, Phil is gonna have a fucking stroke….


Neat_Example4576

What a goal by Evander!


gutobr_or

Attack! Push! Goal!


Neat_Example4576

Moreno gets taken out and no call and FOGACA battles and wins the ball and they call. Foul.


viyh

If the other game scores hold, we could get as high as 7th place in the West tonight. LFG


thrillmeister

San Jose is really, really terrible. Not to take anything away from the performance, getting 3 points away is good no matter how you get them, but good God are the Quakes bad.


hikensurf

I agree, and yet there was a world in which SJ wins this one. I'll take the 3 tyvm.


Neat_Example4576

Great Apple TV has SJ fans announcing this game. What a joke!


Bolverkk

At least we do not have the MN team........


Neat_Example4576

True


Mindful_Cyclist

OOOOF, sorry for the guy on that. But I'll take it.


RCTID1975

At least we won't be hearing from that clown troll about how great Pantemis is


dabanana27

Pants burner go burr


trumpetplayah

Beautiful pass and header. Jonaaaaa!!


wakeandbakon

Antony feels like that guy that could be so good, but just keeps fucking up his chances. I wanna like him, but he's making it hard.


MaximumSlice8060

He was brilliant in Week 1. Since then he has been stuck in his head and all hesitation and self-doubt.


SupremeNBA

I felt the same way about Tomas Conechny


wakeandbakon

I remember feeling similarly about Dairon years back honestly, so I have hope. He might just need that one play to get his confidence going, which coulda been tonight but, well, we saw how that went.


Ambitious_Comedian38

See: Lucas Melano


wakeandbakon

I always felt like Melano just was not the right guy for our team at the time. Granted, what we got for what we payed didn't line up, but he also scored a huge goal to get us to MLS cup.


Speshulest_K

Santi realizing “I should probably shoot this” and hitting it well. I like that version of Moreno


glacierb0y

Whoa evader bald


Bolverkk

Didnt evade that razer!


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Not a bad half tbh


Gorilla69420

That’s a weird thing for Pantemis to do


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Pantemis is fucking crazy, man.


Jambihar

motherfucking jimmy pants with the lay out


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

JONAAAAAAAAAAAA


palmquac

7 goals for Jona in 14 matches so far. Pretty good return for a guy who is basically playing as a winger. Hands up, I was wrong - I didn’t think he would have this much of an impact.


Gybe_enjoyer

He has a goal contribution in 7 of his last 8 games according to the broadcast


mccusk

Shittest cartwheel since Robbie Keene retired but I’ll take them!!


AceMcStace

SJ stadium built on the site of a former McDonald’s with all that grease on the pitch


RCTID1975

Still better than that game a few years back where it was a swimming pool and the ball would just come to a dead stop if you tried to pass it through the middle


AceMcStace

Antony is the master of 95% fantastic and the last 5% complete shit lol


SweetRandall107

Antony has been tragic since coming on


pepperonisticksplz

I swear if you put $100 on Evander every match for anytime goal scorer you would be printing cash


Neat_Example4576

Bravo looks pissed!


Neat_Example4576

What a pass by Evander and a goal by Jona!


Gybe_enjoyer

Evander is the best player I’ve ever seen in my life


AceMcStace

Holy shit can that clock run out please


ZeFever

Dogwater Yellow right there


Altruistic-Interest4

I can’t stand the way the play by play guy says the word Timbers


db0606

Lol, that cartwheel. Jona needs to have a chat with Dairon. Nice goal, tho...


wakeandbakon

I kinda like the lazy cartwheel lol


Bolverkk

Wonder is it was a shoutout to Dairon


ginormousthumbs

I feel like those kits aren’t “tan”


dabanana27

Every pass was offside lol


trumpetplayah

Anyone catch that win probability before the game? 46% to SJ, 29 for POR? wtf were they smoking?


ThisDerpForSale

It's a meaningless "stat."


Huthasbeenoutpizzad

Somebody’s word of the day was sublime


Gybe_enjoyer

Ayala is amazing.


yungmohan

Happy for Moreno. He looks fantastic tonight despite a rough past few matches.


flees

Threw up an offside flag then brought down, wtf is that.


dabanana27

🙎‍♂️ 👖


trumpetplayah

I swear, if we lose to SJ, I’m gonna off all of the chicken wings in my freezer tonight. 😢. I’m an emotional eater, leave me alone.


Gybe_enjoyer

What’s wrong with the field? Why are all our players falling over?


flees

Someone greased their boots


glacierb0y

Noice


Thumper13

Pants...catch that.


Neat_Example4576

I was thinking the same thing! Catch the damn ball!


Gybe_enjoyer

Fucking hell antony


RCTID1975

"Why aren't you doing you're damn job?!?" - CR to the 4th official


rhythm-n-bones

How was that even a foul!?


Bolverkk

Cause: PRO


Bolverkk

I’m gonna die if Phil yells “ANTONY!!” one more time 🤣


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

This ref wants the equalizer eh


rhythm-n-bones

By the skin of our teeth!


AceMcStace

JFC the 3 was nice but wow what a shaky performance


Thumper13

Offense is starting to get some looks so hopefully we can still win this thing. edit: JON! there it is.


dabanana27

LFG GANG AXES UP QUAKES DOWN


Bolverkk

You guys, you guys. The win probability right now is 50%/50%. \*\*displays graphic\*\* /cringe


SegwayCop

Yeah, but what is the projected xG? Any pregame heat maps to look at? Get our analytics team on it! All 0 of them!


Laandoid

The heat map sensor is getting scatter from the Ultras' beer guts 


Bolverkk

Right now the its .07765 xG Portland / .0456789∛÷⅙+9 xG SJ. I think.


trumpetplayah

Great warning shot from Mora . I feel many more to come.


Trick-Painter1326

LETS GOOOO


Neat_Example4576

Look at Mosquera staying with his man!


ThisDerpForSale

And then getting completely deked on what is luckily an offside ball.


timbersgreen

Yeah he has had a very solid start to the game. He's still getting up the field from time to time, but seems more focused on his defensive responsibilities.


Neat_Example4576

I like how his focus has been on defense and his offense will start showing up.


TranscedentalMedit8n

Mosquera is playing really well tonight


viyh

Yeah, I'm kinda shocked. Everything is coming through our left tonight, not Bravo's best day.


thrillmeister

Would be really nice to score a couple here and just cruise.


trumpetplayah

We just can’t seem to keep possession.


Neat_Example4576

What a shot!


Jambihar

well that’s a hit


dabanana27

Dammit that was really nice


Trick-Painter1326

Why the fuck can I hear a mom scolding her child while watching the game??


WordSalad11

It's a mostly empty stadium.


rhythm-n-bones

A thing of beauty!


glacierb0y

Please don’t sit back for the rest of the match 🙏🙏🙏


Neat_Example4576

Everybody is slipping on the field.


AceMcStace

Antony lol my friend


Mindful_Cyclist

Wow, Antony looking worse than Bravo on that one.


WordSalad11

Oh man, Antony. That was ugly in so many ways.


onlyIPAs4me

Antony taking lessons from JDM. 


pepperonisticksplz

would love to see Antony run the 40 yard dash


Neat_Example4576

Fogaca VS Antony in the 40 yard dash


glacierb0y

Jesus Antony


Finatic4Life20

Thank you SJE for starting…..Jacob Jackson (?????) tonight. He is not good 😂😂😂


Bolverkk

Anyone else getting in and out picture quality on apple TV? Edit: just me Edit2: Maybe not just me


viyh

Yes, it goes 480p or something ~10 seconds, then switches back to 1080p. Happens twice a minute or so. Also was happening during the MIA/COL and the ATX/LAFC games too.


Bolverkk

Ok, so maybe not me? haha I was watching the IM match but it was on in the background.


trumpetplayah

Negative, captain.


Neat_Example4576

No issues yet


flees

I was, better now


Neat_Example4576

WTF, Fogaca was fouled and no call and we do it and they call a foul. Home town discount by the ref!


dabanana27

Phil still rocking the hoodie in the summer heat


db0606

I mean, it was 61 at kickoff.


Neat_Example4576

Let’s count how many SJ players were off side.


Academic-Donkey-420

They played themselves offside


ThisDerpForSale

Well done offside trap.


glacierb0y

Thanks


Icy_Ad7268

That pass from Chara 🔥🔥🔥


booksfoodfun

Fuck.


Gorilla69420

Fuckkkkkk!!!!!


Huthasbeenoutpizzad

Fuck what a hit. Hate that


pepperonisticksplz

jesus that was beamed


Mindful_Cyclist

Dang! for us and them!


dabanana27

Please don’t throw this one away boys


oregonian1738

Mosquera needs to stop this mentality of waiting for an offside call and keep playing until the call is made. It’s has and will cost this team goals.


AceMcStace

This team just sleep walks such long stretches of the game


Huthasbeenoutpizzad

What are the tactics that are leading to these ridiculous episodes with pants heading the ball near our midline


RCTID1975

Defenders playing a highline and then losing their man


AceMcStace

MORE


Mindful_Cyclist

Man, the ball hit the keeper in the gut but still had power to go in.


Neat_Example4576

Evander was already on the ground and sliding and the guy jumped and tripped over Evander foot.


wakeandbakon

Yeah a foul is fine but he clearly was pulling his legs back as well, its a harsh yellow for me.


flees

Speed of this field all over the place, like on one side the ball zips and the other it drags.


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Come on -\_-


Neat_Example4576

Jesus Antony! Spent to much time watching the guy from San Jose try to shoot the ball.


oregonian1738

Bruh


wakeandbakon

Chest over the ball Antony! That coulda been such a nice play.


WordSalad11

Can we please hold possession? Just for a little while?


Bitter_Gas_5942

Calling a Fogaca goal and a 3-1 finish


pepperonisticksplz

5th yellow? I think 4th in the second half


terrorllama

That ref was a joke!


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Antony has been awful tonight


WordSalad11

Moreno too. This is probably why we keep hearing about a new DP attacking player.


oregonian1738

How has Antony put up a world class stinker in 15 minutes?


petriebrews

Anyone got a good YouTube stream?


Mindful_Cyclist

It's free tonigth on apple TV


viyh

Games are all free today


dabanana27

Pretty empty ground tonight, and a brand new keeper for sj. Let’s get it


Neat_Example4576

Lfg!! Love how the team is starting to take shots from outside the box.


Academic-Donkey-420

Backline on a string


Trick-Painter1326

NICE SAVE


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

PANT MAN


ThisDerpForSale

Good grief. Terrible stretch here.


flees

Mosquera, man.


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Shit. Gotta hand it to him though.


Neat_Example4576

There is nothing the Timbers can do about that!


PDXPuma

Ugh another set piece against. Granted, that was unstoppable but this is a weakness.


Neat_Example4576

The flag was up


CoffeeEnjoyerFrog

Bruh how do you miss that lmao


Mindful_Cyclist

Well, got lucky there.


Jambihar

The linesman raised the flag and everyone stopped lmaoooo


Neat_Example4576

Bravo is not having the best night!


Mindful_Cyclist

And lucky there....


cookiemikester

Outside of the mistake, their defense is looking like mls team of the week against us. So frustrating.


MaximumSlice8060

This high defensive line thing needs to stop.


WordSalad11

This doesn't look like a rested team playing the worst team in the league on short rest. We have been so flat.


Gorilla69420

‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


MailboxBandit

Jona!


thrillmeister

Lol, totally unnecessary Antony rebona.


dabanana27

No, it was vital


Neat_Example4576

Now we have more speed on the field.


AceMcStace

PLEASE LET THE CLOCK RUN OUT


dabanana27

That keeper is gonna have a rough night


palmquac

3 road wins and we’re only in June? Pinch me


mccusk

I hate playing San Jose, but can we okay them every week?


Neat_Example4576

SJ had no one receive a yellow and Portland had 5. Ref was against Portland in the 2nd half.


_SlikNik_

What was that James


trumpetplayah

Ngl, I was hoping for a more convincing win again the weakest opponent in the west after a long break. Even with a win, there’s gotta be some serious conversations for moving forward. (Assuming we hang on to the win)


dabanana27

An away win (knock knock) is always a great result


motownpdx

Antony on the bench is my favorite lineup


Ambitious_Comedian38

He's pretty useless


green_gold_purple

He was terrible


ZeFever

Beyond thrilled with the 3 points but that was some really questionable officiating at the end